Chapter 369: That's when I was malnourished
"Alas, yes, yes, beauty, it's the third root of your left hand, that's my 65th root, you find the fifth knot node from bottom to top, alas~~Yes~~ It's very cool."
This is what Fu Lushou said to Xiaoxiao.
"Oh, uncle, you moved your foot and stepped on my sensitive part."
This is what Fu Lushou said to Batian.
Ye Ziheng: "......"
Since Ye Ziheng and the others agreed to help Fu Lushou tickle, the scene has become chaotic.
The tickled Fu Lushou will naturally twist as comfortably as a human when he is tickled every time he is scratched.
And Fu Lushou's twist was reflected, that is, all the tree roots were arched all over the ground like a horror movie, forcing Ye Ziheng and them to pay attention to dodging.
The dense roots and tendrils look at the leaves are always uncomfortable, and it is thanks to the special existence of Fu Lushou that we can know which root is the number of roots.
For Ye Ziheng, this can't happen to humans - can you know which of your two legs grew first?
And......
Fu Lushou can even number his own branches, although he doesn't know if it's true, it's just to pretend to be forced, if it's true, it is equivalent to a human who even knows which of his own hair grew first!!
As for Fu Lushou's very cool thing about being tickled......
Ye Ziheng and the other men really didn't dare to think about it carefully, the ghost knows what kind of part that root is for a tree...... The more you think about it, the more terrifying it becomes, and the more you think about it, the more inappropriate it becomes, so these men simply don't delve into this issue anymore.
"Comfortable !!"
After more than ten minutes of tickling, it finally ended with an exclamation from Fu Lushou.
"Anyway, you're supposed to be here to capture those monkey-faced winged birds, right?" Fu Lushou felt that his whole body was crispy and numb at this time, so in order to thank Ye Ziheng, they had solved the problem of itching for several years, so he took the initiative to ask.
"Yes," Ye Ziheng's eyes lit up, "I don't know Fu Lu Shou...... Predecessor...... Uh......"
Fu Lushou: "You can call me brother, my age is only a young man in my race, although I am the only one left in my race." β
"Haha," Ye Ziheng smiled awkwardly, he actually wanted to call the tree in front of him a brother who had passed nearly 10,000 years, how could he think that it was unnatural, but Ye Ziheng was the kind of person who would be separated if he was unnatural? Of course not!
So he immediately said shamelessly: "Brother Fu Lushou, do you have any good suggestions or methods for us to capture the monkey-faced winged bird?" β
Fu Lu Shou: "Although I have heard from the Supreme Goddess that you may come to capture the monkey-faced winged bird in the near future, ...... Have you really decided to do that? β
As soon as Batian heard that Fu Lushou seemed to have something to say, he hurriedly asked, "Brother Fu Lushou, do you know any inside story?" β
"Ahem, for the sake of your tickling face, I'll reveal a little bit to you. You guys...... Don't...... Didn't you realize that there was something wrong with the way those monkey-faced winged birds attacked? β
"Could it be that Brother Fu Lushou is worthy of those monkey-faced winged birds who specialize in the habit of going down?"
The eyes on the trunk of Fu Lu Shou widened a littleβat least Ye Ziheng felt so, "Damn! Now that you know about them, why do you want to capture them as mounts? β
As Fu Lushou spoke, a particularly huge root moved involuntarily a few times.
Ye Ziheng and the other men suddenly glanced at each other, and the meaning in their eyes was self-evident.
Luckily, no one has touched that tendrel yet!
Deception: "Is there anything wrong with the way they attack?" β
Fu Lushou: "The problem is big, when you are riding a mount to fight the enemy, your mount suddenly attacks the opponent's lower road, have you ever lost face?" β
Ye Ziheng and the others thought for a while, and then said solemnly: "Facing the enemy by unscrupulous means, so it is a good way to attack the next road!" β
Fu Lu Shou: "......"
At this moment, the big eyes on the trunk of Fu Lu Shou suddenly narrowedβthis time it really narrowed, its gaze stayed on Ye Ziheng's body, and after a long time, "Have we seen each other before?" β
"Huh?" Ye Ziheng pointed to himself and asked, "I shouldn't have seen it, right?" β
Then, Ye Ziheng looked at Fu Lushou seriously, he shook his head and said, "I have no impression of you, if you say I have seen someone with a similar appearance to you...... The tree is almost dead, ah! Maybe it's a relative of yours, and I'll help you ask it the next time I see it. β
"Boom la la ......"
Fu Lu Shou's branches and leaves suddenly shook a few times, and Ye Ziheng and the others only noticed that the branches that had been rolled up like the roller shutter door were now neatly hanging above the eyes on the trunk of Fu Lu Shou.
A live Qi bangs.
The current Fu Lushou's entire hairstyle is the "sister head" that often appears in those funny supporting roles in Hong Kong movies in the 80s.
Fu Lushou trembled for a while and said, "That's me!" β
Ye Ziheng: "What are you talking about?!" β
"Ahem," Fu Lushou said embarrassedly: "I was trying to lose weight at that time, and I was a little undernourished......"
Ye Ziheng: "......"
You're too lacking in nutrients, aren't you? Ye Ziheng still remembers the big tree he saw when he first met the boss behind the world as a lucky person, and it was completely able to turn directly into dry timber at any time - the whole tree was also bald.
It is too different from the current image of Fu Lushou's "full hair".
"Hahaha," Fu Lushou suddenly laughed, "It's actually an old man, I didn't expect to meet an old man here, since that's the case...... Plus you don't care about the special attack habits of the Monkey Face Winged Bird, so I'll help you. β
Fu Lushou blinked, this action was only able to be completed today, so it would subconsciously do it twice.
"Come, let me see my little Tintin...... Ah~~" Fu Lushou suddenly shook the entire trunk, and then its eyes stared at Ye Ziheng and said, "Please appease your little bird, it has disturbed my little dingding." β
Ye Ziheng: "??? β
Others: "!! β
"it!" Gu Sheng exclaimed exaggeratedly, "How did you do this? Is there really such a thing as a bird in the game? And also...... You pervert would do something like that to a tree. β
Ye Ziheng's whole person was already messy.
At this moment, Fu Lushou rolled up another branch, revealing its little Ding Ding and the little bird with a constant leaf.