Chapter 26: I've ascended to heaven and feel good
"My name is Cicada'er, I am the Qing Qi'er of Qunfanglou, Liu Lang's real name is Liu Yong, I once wanted to marry him forever Qin and Jin, but he left with a message, and he never ......returned."
After listening to her, Zuo Fei finally understood.
Liu Yong's Yulin Bell is rumored to have been written to a woman in a green house.
And the cicada is the insect mentioned by Liu Yong in the poem.
Of course, Liu Yong is not an infatuated fan, he is a veteran of visiting Qinglou, and he has a close relationship with the women of Qinglou, it can be seen that he is also a person who is clever in words, I am afraid that he will prostitute for nothing when he has no money, and the ghost knows how many women have been deceived.
The names mentioned in his words, in addition to insects, also include Shishi, Xiangxiang, and An An, and those who are not mentioned are afraid that there are more. Although some people think that the insect is his confidante, Liu Yong has the idea of taking the insect as a concubine, but that is just an idea, and he has not put it into action, which is really not a loss to his Liu Sanbian (original name).
Some people believe that Liu Yong never marries Worm because he has no title on the gold list and has no face to see her. This point of view is completely bullshit. Do you think, if he can't pass the exam, he doesn't want to marry a girl in a Qinglou, if he really has a title on the gold list, will he be willing to marry? That's impossible.
In today's parlance, it is: a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost.
It's okay if you can't cheat, and if you cheat, you earn it.
And now, this cicada still has illusions about Liu Yong, it's really ...... Wretched......
Zuo Fei didn't say it directly, this kind of infatuated woman, it would be better to let her continue to be infatuated. Otherwise, if you wake up from a dream, you are afraid that you will not be able to live. Moreover, now her Bai Xiaocia is a student who is preparing for the college entrance examination, with her ability and social awareness, she should be incompetent, and she has to be taken to the madhouse for a good training, she must be allowed to adapt to modern social life as soon as possible, the first task is to grasp the thoughts, otherwise she still retains the thoughts and habits of the ancient society, and it is not good to go to the Qinglou to sell.
"Little Cicada, I already understand your current situation......
Zuo Fei popularized some common sense for her, but fortunately, he, like Cui Ziyu, inherited part of the body's thoughts, and accepted it quickly. In this way, there is still a lot of room for improvement in the area of ideological tackling.
"I would like to go to Shambala. ”
Zuo Fei said something and asked her to talk to her parents so that she wouldn't worry about the second elder in the family.
She's sensible.
"Dad, Mom, I've been under too much pressure lately, and I'm not suitable for the college entrance examination, and I want to follow Dr. Zuo to the hospital for treatment. ”
Seeing that her spirit was much better, her consciousness was clear, and she was willing to speak, she was excited and cried. Of course, I thanked Zuo Fei for a thousand thanks.
Back in Shambala, Zuo Fei found Xiaoyu and asked her to arrange Bai Xiaocicada's life.
When I was having lunch in the hospital cafeteria, Cao Dan kept talking non-stop.
"Did you know that the purchase is restricted?"
"Isn't the car a long time ago?"
"No, it's everything, and the purchase is limited across the board, and I heard that you have to buy it with a ticket later. ”
"Don't be funny, I'll just buy a bottle of water, do you still need a ticket?"
"That's right, not only water, but also listening fees, electricity bills, and Internet bills must be purchased with tickets. ”
", I think you'd better go back to the Stone Age. ”
"What I'm saying is true, you don't know, I have a good buddy, the nephew of the lover of a certain chief's secretary, but he has first-hand information, and he can't be wrong. ”
"Trick the devil. ”
"I don't believe it, but there have been monsters and social turmoil in the south recently, so you haven't heard about it, have you?"
"No, where did you get all the gossip?"
"I have a lot of friends, all over the world. ”
"Blow, look, there are so many cows in the sky. ”
"Hehe, you people, what do you say is good about you? Let me tell you, now that all walks of life are in a harsh winter, the global economic situation is very bad, and it is still a question of whether you can have enough to eat in the future. ”
"What's the matter with us ordinary people?"
"The great river has water, the small river is full, the big river has no water, and the small river is dry. If people want to eat and work, it has to do with the economy. ”
"You're such a negative energy collector, I wonder if you've opened a negative emotion system?"
"The system is a hammer, what I said is all the truth, many large factories have closed down, countless companies have laid off employees, and the whole people are not happy, not to mention the small people, even the assets of the richest man have shrunk by tens of billions. ”
"There's no way, the sun is red, as long as the earth doesn't explode, let's live a good life, I can live one day at a time, who knows if I can see the sun tomorrow?"
"No one can avoid a global crisis, and this is called a community with a shared future. ”
"The world is a family. ”
"Forget it, you Ollie, what do you know? ”
"No, I will, save humanity, save the planet, save the whole universe. ”
"Hehe, do you think you're Superman?"
"As long as there is power in the heart, everyone is superhuman. ”
"Okay, you're Superman, but when you're eating, can you stop standing up and punching and kicking?"
"I, next time, will definitely remember. ”
Zuo Fei listened to their gossip, his thoughts fluctuated in his heart, he had always kept in mind Li Er's warning, the general environment was not good, and he had to improve his cultivation as soon as possible. If there is a monster that is much stronger than the tiger demon bear spirit, he can't guarantee his safety.
While he was pondering, the mobile phone given by Ollie rang with a special line ringtone: Don't worry, don't worry, the crazy attack will help you. It's a self-made ringtone, and hell with it.
"Hey, there's shrimp to help with pears?"
"Help, I've been kidnapped by an orangutan. ”
"Tell me, your location. ”
"In the northern suburbs, I miss the south of my hometown zoo, on the top of the cliff on the half-slope. ”
Zuo Fei couldn't help frowning when he heard the sound outside, but the other party said that the crazy chimpanzee had to endure it silently. Recently, everyone with crazy words has called them. What kind of mad cow tops people, crazy grabbing manhole covers, sprinkling alcohol crazy, making him head and two.
He carefully inquired about the other party's situation, learned that the chimpanzee had no intention of hurting people at present, and judged the height of the cliff, and learned that he could not climb without special equipment. Helicopters are also unrealistic, if you want to go around the back mountain, you won't be able to reach the top of the mountain without three or two days. And it's unrealistic, for so long, I'm afraid that the kidnapped woman has given birth to chimpanzees.
Fortunately, there is an outdoor paradise in the northern suburbs, where there is a hot air balloon, although it can only carry one person, but it is also a good choice for saving people.
Xiaoyu's driving skills are really getting more and more skilled, and he has galloped all the way to the northern suburbs of the park, but only one hot air balloon is left, and the others are rented to tourists, one of which is drifting into the distance......
"Just one at a time, it's important to save people. ”
Zuo Fei took the hot air balloon and fuel, went straight to the half-slope of the cliff, and just stopped, he heard the woman crying at the top of the cliff: "Help, I'm afraid." ”
Zuo Fei took out the electric horn: "Please don't panic, stay calm, don't alarm the chimpanzee." ”
The woman was anxious: "Grass, don't use a loudspeaker." ”
The corner of Zuo Fei's mouth twitched, really.
The woman's shout just now was okay, but his voice was afraid that it really alarmed the chimpanzee.
"Ollie, prepare the hot air balloon. ”
Soon, the hot air balloon was ready, and Ollie said, "Let me do it, save her." ”
Seeing that the time was urgent, Zuo Fei didn't have time to discuss more, so he and Xiaoyu pulled a rope attached to the hot air balloon to control the direction of its ascent.
The hot air balloon continues to rise steadily.
"Ollie, how's it going?"
Zuo Fei asked.
Ollie replied to the retarded: "I have ascended to heaven, I feel good!"