Chapter 88: Sprinkle dog food

"What's going on?" Zhu Xin came to Lu Fan's side and asked in a low voice. The three of them took a bath together, and when the results came out, Zhou Yu looked like he had been played badly, and his expression was very bad.

"Gong Jin said that he would wipe Bo Fu's back, and then ...... Fighting, and finally Bo Fu fought back...... Probably, that's it. Lu Fan really didn't want to describe the situation at that time, it was too exciting for a yellow flower girl.

Sun Ce was too simple in this regard, and really thought that Zhou Yu was just joking with her......

But then again, I can't see it clearly in men's clothes, but I didn't expect Zhou Yu to be very expected. I thought everyone was in one camp, but I didn't expect Zhou Yu to be a traitor in the end.

"So, you are cocooned?" Zhu Xin came to Zhou Yu and said gloatingly. Since he has made a declaration of love enemies, Zhu Xinke doesn't care whether she is a woman or not, she should be damaged or lost.

"Goo......" Zhou Yu couldn't refute it, only felt a sense of humiliation surging up. didn't want to continue to face Zhu Xin, so he turned around and walked towards his tent. It's easy to recognize, after all, it's a new tent.

"She's a woman......" Xiao Qiao still looked like he was still in a state of mind at the moment, and it was estimated that what had happened was beyond his ability to bear.

"Boy, don't be hit like this, you don't really like men, do you?" Zhu Xin came to him and teased.

"No, no, absolutely not!" Looking at Zhu Xin's appearance, Xiao Qiao shook his head decisively, "But if it's Zhou Junhou's way...... It's not impossible. ”

"Fool!" Zhu Xin knocked on his head, and actually disliked himself in front of him, "Isn't it better now?" ”

"Like...... That's true...... "Little Joe said with some whirlwind. Since Zhou Yu is a woman, she seems to have the possibility of pursuing.

"But that guy doesn't seem to like men very much." Zhu Xin said in a low voice, "If you approach directly, you may be disgusted by her." When the time comes, don't say you can get her heart, you may still be disgusted by her. ”

"That's that...... So what to do? Little Joe panicked.

"Teach you a trick...... So, so, ......" Zhu Xin smiled slyly and whispered in his ear.

"How can that be?" Little Joe was suddenly ashamed, it was too strange to do so.

"Or you can approach her with a normal appearance, I will teach you the method, whether you do it or not is your business, anyway, it has nothing to do with me." Zhu Xin smiled, and left.

"Zhu joins the army......" had just left, but Da Qiao had already come up, "Please don't teach Xiao Qiao strange things, okay?" ”

"What, did you hear what I said?" Zhu Xin laughed.

"I just think it's not a serious thing." Big Joe said with a twist.

"No, no, I'm teaching him seriously. After all, Zhou Yu's situation is relatively special, and without special methods, there may be no way to get her heart. You don't want to see your little brother like this, right? Zhu Xin said solemnly.

"That'...... Okay then......" Da Qiao looked at Xiao Qiao, then at Zhu Xin, and finally chose to believe.

"In addition......" Zhu Xin looked at her seriously, "You are a subordinate I personally recruited, different from others." In the future, don't call me Zhu to join the army, just call me my cousin. ”

"Don't you need to be called 'lord'?" Da Qiao was a little surprised, and asked vaguely with a little disappointment.

"It's up to you to call it whatever you want, just considering your development under Bo Fu, if you call it like this, it may affect your promotion!" Zhu Xin reminded. I couldn't help but secretly say: This Nizi, can't she like herself, right?

It is said that there are three major illusions in life, and the girl behaves so actively, which really makes him doubt it. It's just that the two sides don't meet much, and they don't have that much ability to flirt, right?

The relationship is more certain, and there is probably only Sun Ce, after all, the two parties have a marriage contract. In addition, there is another one with a lot of slapstick nature, and that is Zulang. I haven't given up yet, I want to have a child with myself or something.

I don't know who taught her before, and like the beast, she is the prey she aims at.

"That's okay, a chef doesn't expect to go so far anyway." Da Qiao is open-minded, "I just hope that the lord can guide the little girl's cooking, so it's good." ”

"Except for professional skills, I don't know if I'm qualified to teach you." Zhu Xin sighed.

"No, no, no, whether it's knife skills, seasoning and heat, the lord is very perfect. It's rare to take care of so many dishes at the same time, and the cooking look is also very ornamental, which is not something that can be practiced overnight. Da Qiao said excitedly.

Obviously, at last night's banquet, only Da Qiao was carefully observing.

The others probably just focused on eating, and then at most they saw him cooking, which was a bit ornamental, but they didn't notice what terrible skill it took to do it.

"Since you said that...... Zhu Xindu was a little embarrassed, "Then I'll try to teach you what I know!" ”

"Thank you, my lord!" Da Qiao thanked excitedly.

It seems that this is the end of the matter. The two exchanged a few pleasantries, and then went back to camp. It's just that Zhu Xin finally prepared some low-calorie, but warm food for Sun Ce.

I also told the kitchen to prepare it for others, but if someone else's words, there would be no such treatment.

"Ah...... Hmm......" Sun Ce spread out on the soft couch, opened his mouth, and skillfully waited for Zhu Xin's feeding. said that he couldn't move, but in Zhu Xin's opinion, he was just coquettish.

"Won't it be hot?" Zhu Xin asked.

"Not at all!" Sun Ce swallowed the food, "Ah......hhh

"I really can't help you...... Come. Zhu Xin shook his head and continued to hand over the next spoonful of food.

"Ahh Sun Ce took a bite and sighed while chewing, "If you can get ten more kilograms of fat brother......

"When did it become ten kilograms? But I just learned a trick, and I'll show you. Zhu Xin complained, and then under the naked eye, his figure quickly began to become fat, and his muscles began to relax, from hard to soft.

"Wow wow, how the hell is this done?" Sun Ce jumped up directly, and then hugged Zhu Xin, "This touch is too perfect!" ”

"One of the uses of Life Return, I should have said, is not so much a skill as a Tao. The Tao is divided into the inside and outside, the outside is attached to the food, and the inside is the complete control of one's body. Zhu Xin explained, "Through this method, I can relax my muscles and make myself like a real fat person...... Of course, it can also be like this! ”

In the next second, his muscles began to contract rapidly, and the muscles that were originally soft and whirring quickly began to expand and harden. Including the stomach and face, it is quickly shaped. In the blink of an eye, a purely muscular handsome guy had appeared in front of Sun Ce.

"You can do this, and you can become a handsome guy completely!" Zhu Xin said proudly.

Considering the application of Life Return to Life Energy, he tried it last night. Of course, the inspiration came from a certain pirate world, and by changing the body structure in this way, it was possible to take into account both fat and thin forms.

"Hard Bangbang's uncomfortable......" Sun Ce touched him around, looking disgusted, "Change back!" ”

"What, I'm afraid that if I'm too handsome, someone else will snatch me?" Zhu Xin gradually controlled his muscles and changed back, and then teased.

"............" Sun Ce hugged him silently, without speaking, but felt that there was no need to explain anything at this time.

"So, I'm always going to stay like this, okay?" Zhu Xin asked.

"Really?" Sun Ce was suddenly interested, and even very excited.

"I don't use that form unless I need to fight, or under special circumstances." Zhu Xin nodded. As long as he continued to develop and practice the professional skill of 'Life Return', then fat and thin would have no effect on him.

If you can fully release the potential of your body and cooperate with the Ku Ding Ox Knife Technique, you may be a qualified general.

As for usual, fat people are fat people, and they won't attract bees and butterflies anyway. Historical beauties still have the desire to collect, if any messy women pounce on them, then what do they treat themselves as?

Of course, opening a harem is refreshing, but it is still very resistant to being regarded as a stallion for pure fertility and reproduction.

"With me, I won't give you a chance to fight." Sun Ce hugged Zhu Xin and said while rubbing, "I promised to create a stable environment for you, and you don't need to worry about the future." When it comes to it, that's what it has to do. ”

"Even if you want to get the whole world because of this?" Zhu Xin tried to ask.

"There's nothing wrong with that, anyway, I feel like it's fun to conquer the world." Sun Ce said with a smile.

"The road can be full ......of bumps," Zhu Xin reminded.

"If you accompany me, then this road will be smooth," Sun Ce said......

"You're flirting with me?" Zhu Xin was a little difficult to get up together, and he seemed to be really picked up.

"If I say yes, what are you going to do?" Sun Ce said ill-intentionedly.

"yes...... What can I do? Zhu Xin was helpless, don't look at the weak look of the woman in front of him, she is born with natural divine power, and she can't beat it. Then the evil smiled and said, "You think I'm going to take you for nothing?" ”

"Wha...... Foul, foul ......" Sun Ce struggled, wanting to shake off Zhu Xin's squeaky hands, "But you really don't talk about martial arts like this!" Let go, let go, die, die......"

A few minutes later, Sun Ce looked like he had been played, lying flat on the bed, twitching as if he were nothing.

"Am I going too far?" Zhu Xin was a little ashamed, he seemed to have overplayed just now.

"Truthfully, it's my turn!" While he was slack, Sun Ce had already burst out, grabbed him, and began to fight back.

"It's a pity, I'm not afraid of itching." Zhu Xin said with interest.

"Yoh!" Seeing that he didn't succeed, Sun Ce suddenly puffed up and bit him on the shoulder.

"Whew! Bo Fu, I remember you weren't a dog! Zhu Xin was in pain and screamed.

"Woohoo!" Sun Ce immediately barked wildly and threw himself at Zhu Xin, and the two of them started fighting like this......