Volume 1: [City Chapter] Chapter 45 Is it okay to have a face?
The sun had set, and the afterglow of the setting sun reflected a fiery red glow on the horizon. Niu Fen covered his belly in protest and struggled with his thoughts, should he go to the 36th brother for help?
Niu Fen actually didn't want to see that guy, he couldn't beat him, every time he met and stretched out his hand, he knew that he wanted benefits, and he was okay before, his family background was thick, and he could easily get something that blinded his dog's eyes. This time it was a physical crossing, and there was nothing, if he went empty-handed, the kid would be unhappy, and he didn't know what he would do next.
It's been a long time. In the end, driven by hunger, Niu Fen decided to feed the tiger with his body to find the 36th brother, and it was good to be able to mix a bowl of instant noodles to eat. I just hope that Brother 36 is not in the dormitory like last time, so it would be the best.
The question is, how can I go to the 36th brother's side? After the experience of the previous three times, Niu Fen already has two more reliable ideas in his heart.
The first possibility is that a non-virgin/woman needs to push him, and after he falls, he can go to the 36th brother. In her previous life, Niu Fen tried to find Wang Yuxia, and she kicked Niu Fen off the bed more than ten times to no avail, but Zhao Xiaoya was able to send him to the 36th brother twice.
In Niu Fen's opinion, maybe it's because Wang Yuxia is still a virgin/girl, but Zhao Xiaoya is not. Someone is about to ask. How can you tell that Wang Yuxia is a virgin? What about Niu Fen, he will definitely pat his chest and reply: "Just kidding, there are countless maidens in this handsome pot in her sleep, is it that a virgin can judge by smelling the smell." ”
And the second possibility, Niu Fen guessed, may be that he needs a woman who has had a skin-to-skin relationship with him. Niu Fen felt that this was more likely, but he was more inclined to the first one, after all, two-legged non-virgins/women were all over the street, but after this rebirth, the woman who had negative distance contact with him had nowhere to find it for the time being.
So, Niu Fen could only try whether his first conjecture could come true.
At this time, Niu Fen was in a park, the park was quite large, and there were a lot of people. Niu Fen looked around and saw two young ladies walking together, walking towards the bench not far away.
Niu Fen had an idea, ran over quickly, and said "Ouch!", and lay down on the bench first.
“...”
The two girls were stunned for a moment, not understanding that this was a neurotic disease that escaped from the madhouse.
"Hey, why are you like this!" was the chair occupied, and one of the young ladies scolded coquettishly.
"Hey, hey, what's going on! I won't let you sit, I'll be angry! I'll be angry! I'll have the ability to push me! Push me to the ground!" Niu Fen said with a wretched expression.
The other girl shook her head and sighed, "It's a pity! It's a pity to be a fool. ”
After speaking, he gave Niu Fen a compassionate look and pulled his companion away.
"Hey, don't go! Don't go, you two ugly monsters, don't go, don't dare to push me to the ground!"
"Sick!Let's go, Regent, let's ignore this neurosis, the more you ignore him, the more trouble he will become. The young lady said at first.
Regent: Is her surname Hu? Could it be the one who called me in my previous life? Listening to her voice, it's possible. Oh, I'm wondering what I'm doing with this, does it have anything to do with me?
Niu Fen smiled bitterly, he was not discouraged when he was discriminated against, and continued to annoy people with a thick skin, not to mention, with his super high appearance, the most important thing is that he has a super thick skin, and he really entangled a lot of kind-hearted girls who are not used to people like him, and threw him on the mud again and again, but again and again he did not succeed in seeing God.
It's impossible, could it be that with my rich experience, all of them are wrong? They are all virgins/women? Dreams are dreams, and they can't be trusted.
Novels, novels, does it have to be virgins and girls around the protagonists on the Internet? Who is it? Who is this stipulating? There is simply no heavenly reason.
"As expected, there is only one other possibility. Hey, what's the matter? Could it be that you want to find a place to do a big health care and ask a massage technician to help with this?" Niu Fen sighed, annoyed.
I fell more than a dozen or twenty times, my clothes were dirty, and my pants were torn. The cow wants to cry without tears, that's the only thing I do!
Niu Fen regretted not being at the beginning, he really shouldn't have been stunned and gave all the money to Zhu Bo, even if he left a ten or eight yuan, he wouldn't be hungry at this time.
"I'm so hungry, I'm so hungry, I'm really hungry!" Niu Fen lay on a chair in the park, humming weakly.
"Jingle bell!" the passer-by threw down a coin, shook his head and walked away.
Is that okay?
I don't know where the strength came from, the cow turned over and sat up, leaned down numbly to look for it, but couldn't find it, and I didn't know where to go.
I really couldn't find it, so Niu Fen repeated his old tricks, his clothes were dirty and torn, he looked down, and he was lying on the chair pitifully, but whenever someone passed by, he hummed and chirped: "I'm so hungry, I'm really hungry!"
As the protagonist, you actually did this kind of thing, and the faces of the majority of the protagonists were all lost by you! What is the difference between you and asking for food, you are asking for food!
If Niu Fen can refute, he will definitely say strongly: Why am I asking for food, I am obviously singing.
Unintentionally planting willows and willows into the shade, intentionally planting flowers and flowers do not bloom, Niu Fen deliberately did it, and the effect was not ideal. After a long period of effort, he only got 3 yuan and 6 cents, and the eldest brother who only threw away a dime was despised by him for a while in his heart. As everyone knows, you are a big man with hands and feet, and the most despised person is yourself. As the old saying goes, the incorruptible are not allowed to eat, so why don't you have a face?
The west entrance of the park is a snack street, just now Niu Fen is from that street flowing Halazi came over, and now he has 3 yuan and 6 cents of steel hammers in his pocket, and he has a lot of confidence. So Niu Fen came to this snack street again.
Lamb skewers, hot and sour noodles, cold skin, stinky tofu, pancakes, spicy tang, grilled cold noodles, grilled gluten, sizzling squid, etc. These colorful and fragrant snacks are dazzling to watch, making his index finger move but only dry eyes and swallow saliva.
The top priority was to fill his stomach, Niu Fen weighed it again and again, and walked to a stall selling steamed buns.
"Boss, how do you sell steamed buns?" There was no way, there was only 36 cents in his pocket, and Niu Fen felt that in addition to white rice, only steamed buns might be able to make him half full.
"Five pieces a piece, all kinds of stuffing. With the custard of bean paste, sesame seeds, soy sauce, what kind of flavor do you want, young man?" the boss greeted with a smile.
"I," Niu Fen said, five dollars a piece!
Niu Fen thinks that this boss is not kind, is the steamed bun with stuffing still a steamed bun? Oh, you smoothed out the folds of the bun to pretend to be a steamed bun to deceive consumers, I can go to the relevant departments to report you, believe it or not!
"I didn't eat it, I suddenly remembered that I forgot to collect my clothes at home, and I left, and I left first. Niu fenfen scratched his ears and buttocks, and after speaking, he walked away quickly.
He was really hungry, and he resolutely walked into a small fried shop, and he was ready to wash the dishes.
Finding a vacant seat, Niu Fen sat down unceremoniously.
A waiter poured a glass of water from a disposable paper cup, put it on the table in front of Niu Fen, and said enthusiastically: "Come on, brother, what to eat?"