"You dream!"

Zuo Fei dragged Wu Song into the car, returned to the Shambhala Lunatic Asylum, didn't need to be examined, directly arranged a room for him, threw him into Room 5 of the first floor, and became a neighbor with Tang Seng.

After a night of trouble, it was already the second half of the night, Zuo Fei had supper with Xiaoyu and Ollie, and it was already dawn after squinting on the bench in the corridor for a while. Because of the hospital's regulations, nurses can't rest in the ward, otherwise Zuo Fei really wants to find a room to sleep in. At dawn, he was woken up several times by the cold, and he couldn't sleep at all.

Xiaoyu's condition was worse than him, he didn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, and the next day he had dark circles under his eyes, and his spirit was very poor. Ollie slept this guy soundly, snoring like thunder in the middle of the night, it was even more solid than sleeping in bed.

When he was eating in the cafeteria, he met Tang Seng, this guy has knotted muscles all over his body, dark skin, sharp eyes, and he is a bald monk, and he has lost his original elegance, and his domineering masculinity is fully revealed.

Li Er, Zhang Bairen, and Yun Zhongzi are also semi-free people, and they can enter and leave the yellow area at will.

Of course, Li Er insisted on staying, and the other two still had the heart of fleeing and did not die, and tried to dig holes over the wall every day.

Li Er and the three of them sat at a table, and they glanced around with the eyebrows of the thief in the clouds, and when they saw that no one was watching, they hurriedly said: "Lao Li, Lao Zhang, when are we going to escape?"

"It's called Uncle Shi. ”

"Your Majesty. ”

Yun Zhongzi chuckled: "Come on, now the three of us are all fleshy mortals, what kind of stinky shelf are we serving?"

Li Er ate a piece of mapo tofu and said reluctantly: "It's getting more and more disrespectful, dare to be disrespectful?"

Yun Zhongzi said with a smile: "They are all people in the same boat, don't engage in those formalisms, there is still one thing to say, there are two to say, here to talk about friendship, talk about seniority, it is an extremely vulgar thing." Besides, we were all true immortals who had attained the Dao, how could we still talk about these worldly pedantic thoughts?"

Zhang Bairen said while drinking seaweed soup: "No, no, no matter how high your cultivation is, you must divide the noble and the lowly, otherwise won't they all be messed up?" You kid, I was once the Lord of the Nine Heavens, the Emperor of Heaven, you call me Lao Zhang, isn't this smearing my face? Can't you save me a little face?"

Yun Zhongzi bit the preserved egg and chewed it, and said angrily: "Face face, now I can't hang it up, what more face do you want?" Besides, face can't be eaten as food, they all say that they are the emperor of heaven, and they can't let go of these rotten things, and your 1,750 tribulations have been cultivated to dogs?"

Zhang Bairen took a bite of the soup cake: "You don't understand, I am cultivating the way of the mortal world, and I am not a monk who is empty of the four majors, face is the most important means to maintain our status." I think that back then, when I was in the heavenly court, the one who dared to disobey my words immediately relegated him to the mortal world, or was reincarnated as a pig, dog, cow and horse, and suffered a lot in his life. Refusing my face, hehe, that is self-defeating. ”

"When Sun Wukong was young, he wasn't disturbed by the chickens and dogs in the heavenly court, and he didn't see anything. ”

Zhang Bairen smiled bitterly: "Five hundred years under the Five Elements Mountain, eighty-one is difficult to be idle, how much suffering he has suffered, you touch your conscience and say, is this also called nothing?"

Yun Zhongzi was speechless, but he still forcibly quibbled: "Five Elements Mountain, that is also the credit of Rulai, and it is the same for taking the Western Scripture." ”

"It's not all about my face. Zhang Bairen's face was light.

Li Er coughed dryly: "The matter of Chen Sesame and rotten grain, let them pass, why bother to bring up the old matter again?"

Yun Zhongzi chimed in: "That's it, I said to discuss how to get out of here, and he started talking nonsense. ”

"Who is? You can make it clear!" Zhang Bairen slapped the chopsticks on the table, and the seaweed soup spilled a lot.

"I'm talking about you, are you still going to do it?"

"You think I don't dare, I'll let you know how powerful this Heavenly Emperor is today. ”

"It's all half a pound and eight taels, two shoulders and a head, can I still be afraid that you won't succeed......?"

Li Er hurriedly mediated and finally calmed the anger of the two, as for how to escape from the madhouse, it was already secondary, and both of them were now in the mood to kill each other.

"The two of them are both people who have been true immortals, why are they still so arrogant? Come and come, eat a green onion, and vent your fire. ”

Yun Zhongzi took the one-foot-long green onion and chewed it, threw a preserved egg into his mouth, rolled his eyes in a choked manner, and was ridiculed by Zhang Bairen: "Don't choke to death, I'm afraid that the Lord of Yama will also be tribulated, if you can't fall in one breath, you will become a lonely ghost." ”

"You kid, are you sincere in looking for practice?" Yun Zhongzi took the case.

At this time, a figure with a tiger's back rushed over, still holding something in his hand, grabbed Yun Zhongzi and asked sharply: "You birdman, did you wipe your mouth with my gold silk embroidered handkerchief??"

Yun Zhongzi was carried by Zhang Fei by the collar, and when he saw that he was angry, his eyes were about to pop out, and he hurriedly began to apologize: "Brother Zhang Fei, look at you, a handkerchief, as for it? Come on, come on, eat a preserved egg." ”

"Wake up, who eats your mother's eggs?"

Li Er pulled Zhang Fei away: "Impulse is the devil, let him compensate you." ”

Zhang Fei threw the handkerchief on Yun Zhongzi's face: "I embroidered this shrimp of Qi Baishi for a week, five hundred pieces, and it can't be less." If not, I'll break your neck. ”

Yun Zhongzi confessed on the spot: "Brother Zhang Fei, old acquaintance, can you make a 50% discount and settle the account for 250?"

"Hugh said, 500 is already the discounted family price, and ordinary people get at least 1,000. ”

"Can you owe it first?"

"Yes, make an IOU. ”

This battle of dragons and tigers highlights the conflict between the interests of different regions and different cultures, which is simply wonderful.

Li Er dried the tofu brain in one bite and burped: "Don't make a fuss, there was still one of the three missing just now, Brother Zhang Fei is here, just right, let's rub it." ”

In order to cultivate their interest, Zuo Fei arranged mahjong, cards, basketball, etc., these four people have become obsessed with mahjong, and they feel as if something is missing in life if they don't rub it every day. Of course, all they played was the feeling and the empty checks, trying to have fun, and Yun Zhongzi prayed that he could win today, preferably to pay off the IOU.

For all this, Zuo Fei saw it in his eyes, and when he saw that they were addicted to it, he was also happy, and he didn't have to think too much about it.

In fact, this is the same as breeding, raising pigs is much easier than raising tigers.

After all, the less wild you are, the more peaceful you are.

After understanding the truth of the world, Wu Song plans to change his mind and become a new person, and when he hears that the people in Asia, Africa and Latin America are living a difficult life, he still shouts that he has to help.

Of course, Zuo Fei didn't dare to let him out easily, in case this guy used a delaying tactic, and after leaving, he did evil, wouldn't he not fulfill his responsibilities and duties? But he was not locked up, humanistic care still has to be there, Zuo Fei has always adhered to the basic principle of psychological treatment first, drug treatment as a supplement, and guidance recovery as the main isolation and recovery as a supplement, only those who are extremely vicious will be completely isolated, but they must also be psychologically counseled, otherwise those who are not sick can also be shut down.

Besides, he's not the Thunderbolt King.

Moreover, this is not a Yuqi Academy, so it can't be too inhumane to the 'patients'.

Although he said that he was paid three times, he got up earlier than the chicken, slept later than the dog, ate worse than the pig, worked more than the cow, and thought that he was worthy of the conscience of heaven and earth.

Ahem, people, when it is time to be content, it is still enough to know that it is enough.

He called his hometown, just in time for the construction of the new countryside, the people's living standards are high, and they don't go into the mountains to hunt, let alone tiger bones, not even donkey bones, and they don't raise that thing at all, because they don't need it, and they are all replaced by automated machines.

Zuo Fei also wanted to cry without tears, it seemed that the medicinal bone wine was hopeless.

He can only strengthen his exercise every day and strive to break through the bone training period as soon as possible......

It was more than half a month in a flash, and Ollie came to him, saying that someone was calling a special line.

After many actual battles, Ollie is also half a member of the team, and the mobile phone number of the green onion is now kept by him, which can be said to be the royal operator of the crazy special attack team. Ollie shaved his head, he was not as thin as when he first arrived, although his skin was dark, but the overall silhouette was quite full, he gave himself a pair of large-framed glasses, and under the blessing of the red and blue striped sweatshirt, at first glance, he thought that Ultraman had arrived.

Zuo Fei asked, "Where are the madmen again?"

Ollie's Mandarin is really good, he said in one breath: "On the sidewalk on the right side of the Moore-Royce Barber Shop on Dongmen Street on Wuhua Road, there is a man who sells medicine, and without saying a word, he sells medicine, claiming that taking medicine can bring the dead back to life, zombie softening, and the divine effect is invincible in the world." ”

Zuo Fei grinned: "Remember to break the sentence next time!"