Chapter 193: Is it terrible to be a teacher?
Bad luck, bad luck......"
Unable to find the "murderer", Zhu Bajie, who had nowhere to vent his anger, said angrily again and again.
"It's okay to be bullied by that Bi Ma Wen every day, and now even a crow dares to treat my old pig like this, is there any reason for heaven? Is there still a royal law? ”
Zhu Bajie, who had not been sleepy for a while, didn't plan to sleep anymore, walked forward a little, and happened to see a few human-tall bluestones standing in front of him, and a thought suddenly flashed in his mind, muttering.
"If I go back to the old pig, then Bi Ma Wen asked what the old pig had gained from this patrol of the mountain, and I couldn't say anything about the old pig, wouldn't I be ridiculed by that Bi Ma Wen?"
"It's not appropriate......" Zhu Bajie immediately denied. Old pig, I'm right this time, the master played the package ticket, and I got nothing, didn't it make the master look down on the old pig? ”
"Ahem......"
Immediately, Zhu Bajie regarded the big bluestones in front of him as Tang Sanzang and others, and rehearsed.
"If the Bi Ma Wen asked what kind of mountain this place was, the old pig would say that it was a stone mountain, and that the monster was in a hole, that would be a stone cave, and as for what kind of monster, the old pig would say that it was some stone demon, and it would die after a few rakes."
"Perfect! After a little rest, I will go back and talk to Master Bi Ma Wen like this. ”
Zhu Bajie looked at the desolate scene of the surrounding stone forests, just as the so-called water and soil nurture monsters, this answer is just right.
However, Zhu Bajie, who had just finished muttering to himself, vaguely seemed to hear the monkey's characteristic laughter.
It's just that when Zhu Bajie paid attention to the sound again, the laughter no longer appeared.
"Auditory hallucinations, I guess? It's all because Bi Ma Wen likes to bully the old pig on weekdays, so that the old pig and I have auditory hallucinations when I stay away from him. ”
On this side, the monkey replied to Tang Sanzang with a smile.
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Tang Sanzang listened to the monkey's story, but he couldn't help but feel some pain in his head.
Do you think you are humorous?
There is a stone cave in the stone mountain, and there is a stone demon living in the stone cave, is this going to make up the lyrics of a nursery rhyme?
"Master, what do you think should be done with this idiot? I can teach him a lesson. The monkey who was annoyed by Zhu Bajie repeatedly mentioning the word "Bi Ma Wen" did not forget to give Zhu Bajie eye drops in front of Tang Sanzang.
"Amitabha, monks don't speak, this sentence is often mentioned on the lips of the teacher, but the eight precepts are so ignorant, but I really haven't learned a little bit of strength as a teacher."
Tang Sanzang's tone was faintly disappointed.
"Hehe, exactly, exactly, that nerd just owes a lesson, this is purely itchy." The monkey said again and again.
At this time, Zhu Bajie dragged the nail rake in his hand, sweated profusely, and ran back, shouting loudly.
"Master, Master, I'm back!"
When Zhu Bajie walked in front of him, in order to verify what the monkey said, Tang Sanzang asked out loud. "Did you gain anything from Bajie's trip?"
"Hey, Master, do you know something......" Zhu Bajie, who didn't know it, shook his head and said.
"This mountain here is called Stone Mountain, there is a hole in the mountain called the Stone Cave, there is a stone demon living in the hole, but it was broken into pieces by the old pig I nailed and raked, and it was useless, but I also blamed the old pig for my nine-toothed nail rake is too powerful, and this ordinary little demon will die if it touches it, and it will die next to it."
"Really?" Tang Sanzang asked rhetorically, then pointed to an inconspicuous stone tablet behind Zhu Bajie and said. "Then why is the word 'Pingdingshan' written on this boundary monument?"
"Uh......"
Zhu Bajie turned his head again and again to see that there was really a stone tablet not far behind him, which stated "Pingding Mountain".
"Alas, Master, don't blame Bajie ......"
At this time, the monkey who was watching the show couldn't help but make a sound.
Zhu Bajie, who didn't expect the monkey to speak for him, was immediately very moved in his heart, and his impression of the monkey changed from the past.
"Or Bajie accidentally swallowed something good when he was lazy to sleep, causing the good thing to pour into the brain, and the brain was washed away for a while." The monkey said with a smile.
"Exactly...... Exactly ......"
Zhu Bajie thought that the monkey was talking for himself, and instinctively responded.
However, after a few words, Zhu Bajie sensed that something was wrong, and his tone paused, and he turned to the monkey and asked. "Good stuff? What's good? ”
"Hehe, what's a good thing, haven't you tasted it yet, nerd? I chased after the original owner of the good thing for a while. The monkey's tone was utterly teasing.
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, but he quickly reacted and said angrily. "Okay, it turns out that you, Bi Ma Wen, are playing tricks on the old pig......"
It's a pity that before Zhu Bajie finished speaking, the monkey said in a polite manner. "You idiot, Master asked you to go to patrol the mountain, but you were lazy halfway, and what kind of stone mountain and stone cave came to deceive Master, what should you be guilty of?"
exposed the trick so nakedly, even with Zhu Bajie's face, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
"Amitabha, Bajie, how can you be so vain and deceitful as a teacher, but you will go to hell!" Tang Sanzang's tone was full of gentleness, but when it came into Zhu Bajie's ears, it couldn't help but make Zhu Bajie's cold hair stand on end, and his whole body was cold.
For a long time, Tang Sanzang's compassionate holy monk's posture can be said to be deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, whether it is the passers-by who have met along the way, or the monkeys and other disciples, they all recognize the holy monk Sanzang from the bottom of their hearts.
However, at this moment, Zhu Bajie recalled Tang Sanzang's horror, which was an existence that could break the "sleeve" of the great magic power with inexplicable brute strength.
Hell it......
Oh hell......
Oooooooo......oo
At this moment, Zhu Bajie actually felt that Tang Sanzang's last words were constantly echoing in his little head.
"Master, I was wrong!"
I have to say that compared with the unruliness of the monkey, Zhu Bajie can be said to know the times to the extreme, almost admitting his mistakes in seconds.
Immediately, without Tang Sanzang's orders, Zhu Bajie lifted the nine-tooth nail rake and quickly disappeared in front of Tang Sanzang.
"Master, if the old pig goes to patrol the mountains again, he will definitely not be lazy again."
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Looking at Zhu Bajie's appearance that he was afraid that he would be settled by himself if he took a slow step, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but ask the most honest sand monk with some doubts.
"Why are Bajie so flustered? Isn't it scary to be a teacher just now? ”
Sha Seng, who has always been honest, really can't lie, said vaguely. "Master is not very scary, probably just as terrible."