"Oh, what the hell is it?" I instantly used my trick of pretending to be stupid - 1-

"I just made a look like I just remembered." The sharp-eyed yellow maid said this, staring at me.

"I can't help it, because I can only remember four skills in the setting...... No, it's four things, so I can only selectively forget about it. "I gave it a thumbs up, and it was so cheerful.

"What are the four things that are remembered?" The stupid maid's gaze became indifferent.

"Leave, leave immediately, leave quickly, leave regardless of a qiē!" As I spoke, I climbed up from the bed with my hands and feet and leaped into the air.

At that moment, I was no longer an ordinary person, but a champion [beep] Xiang.

It's a pity that the maid of Huang Duanzi is not an ordinary maid.

As soon as he reached out and grabbed my heel, he grabbed my heel and fell to the ground in mid-air.

"Your Highness, there is a custom in our elven clan." The yellow maid with a smile on her face looked particularly terrifying.

"What...... What customs? I trembled with fear.

"If you break your word, swallow a thousand bottles of birth control pills."

"It's a thousand needles!!" I roared and complained.

"Okay, either. As your loyal and lovely maid, it is better for Your Highness to choose a thousand needles. ”

"What kind of horrible birth control pill do you want to give me!!"

Under the coercion of Jeluka, I was forced to fulfill my promise. Help her realize the newly developed contraceptive pill.

"Well, that's it." She shoved me a mass-produced vial of the birth control pill, and she didn't look out of the ordinary.

Uncork the bottle. There was no black smoke coming out of the skull, but it scared me even more, I would rather be poison, and the antidote in my pocket would come in handy immediately.

Poured out the pill in the bottle, only a black pill the size of a tail finger, and rolled from it to the palm of his hand.

"Hurry up and eat it." Huang Duanzi's maid's eyes were shining, and she was full of nervousness and anticipation for the effect of the medicine.

Grandma of Heaven, please make my favorite dish in the flower field. I'm here.

Leaving a tear of helplessness and sorrow, I slammed my palm into my mouth, gurgled in my throat, and swallowed.

"Okay, now you're satisfied." Exhaling deeply, I looked at the maid of Huang Duanzi and said angrily.

"If it's okay. I'll go first, maybe I have to leave my last words, this qiē is all your fault, wait and see, I will become a ghost haunting you in my dreams every day! I cursed loudly at the heavens. Then he turned around.

"Wait." The collar was suddenly grabbed.

"Don't you even want to spare the dying man?" I turned around and looked innocently at the maid of the yellow duanzi.

"Your Highness, can you stretch out your palm for me to see."

"You doubt me, I misjudged you!" I held out my palm angrily.

"Look, there's nothing, believe me now, but you can't save it, you have deeply hurt my weak heart, this scar will be engraved in the soul, left for a lifetime, unless the mountains have no tombs, heaven and earth are combined, otherwise it will never heal." I've become a sour writer, a third-rate love song writer, but that's the effect of the pill.

"Hidden in the inventory, right?"

"Uh......"

This stupid maid has an unexpectedly strong reasoning ability, which has been discovered.

"Is there any evidence? Why be so casually suspicious of others! I patted my righteous and awe-inspiring eyes, feeling that my personality and my own discipline had been insulted by Yanzhòng.

"It's not casual, it's a serious suspicion." The maid of Huang Duanzi complained sharply, and then said indifferently.

"It's okay, evidence or something, you don't need it." …,

As she spoke, she took out another bottle: "This medicine is very difficult to refine, I have collected materials for a long time, and there is only one left, and I have long known that the stupid prince will cheat, so what I gave you just now was a counterfeit expired contraceptive pill." ”

"Are they all counterfeit and expire? How old are you and how persistent are you?! "I flipped the coffee table in anger.

"It's long-winded, just give me something to eat." Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, the maid of Huang Duanzi pinched my mouth open, and stuffed the medicine directly into my throat with lightning speed, and I didn't even have time to vomit, so I swallowed it with a grunt.

True...... Really ate it!

Grandma of Heaven, how many dishes have you cooked?

"I'm going to die." I hung my head in frustration and prepared to go home and explain what had happened.

"Don't worry, there won't be a problem, probably."

"I don't feel at ease at all when you say that!"

"I've tried it, no problem."

"I said that earlier." When I heard that I had tried it, I looked up and was full of strength.

Let's go home and get the girls out of bed.

"Uh......" The maid of the yellow joke circled around me, muttering something.

Suddenly, she reached out her little hand and squeezed it slightly my face.

"It hurts, what are you doing?" I'm not happy anymore.

"Strange, could it be that something went wrong? It doesn't make sense, could it be that it hasn't worked yet? She ignored me, but looked down in thought.

"Leave you alone, I'm going back." I rolled my eyes, didn't care about the maid anymore, and strode away.

On the way, I spotted a small tail.

Although she tried very hard to hide herself, whether the gaze staring at me could not be so burning had long been exposed.

Turning her head suddenly, the little maid reacted quickly, and quickly retracted, making me pounce.

This is not good, this is her territory, and I am obviously not an opponent when playing peek-a-boo.

I have to use Zhuge to lure the other party to reveal his flaws.

I had a deep expression. Countless conspiracies and tricks were brewing in my mind, and after sifting through them one by one, I finally got the most effective plan.

The next moment. I accelerated sharply, turning around when I saw a bend and detouring when I saw a road. I walked for more than ten minutes in one breath.

Looking back, there was no trace of the back.

"Hmph, stupid human, Bendruid got rid of it with a little trick." I snorted, slowed down, and walked back slowly.

Has it really been shaken off? Of course it can't be, this is the home of the maid of the yellow duan, I do it. Just to let her guard down.

But it wasn't enough, I had to pretend again, pretend to be completely relaxed, let down my vigilance, so that she could show her feet.

How to install it?

What would a person want to do when they are most relaxed and self-satisfied?

I don't know what other people think. Anyway, I think humming a little song and singing it out loud is the easiest and most effective way, and with the god-level strength of Bendruid, the other party will definitely be addicted to it in an instant. At that time, it was the time when the flaw was the greatest!

"Ahem."

Aunt big, look at Bendruid's rough and majestic voice!

"You~~Yes~~Wind~~Child~~I~~Yes~~Sand~~Wind~~Wind~~Cotton~~~"

As I sang, I quickly glanced into the hidden corner behind me.

"Huh?"

Stopping the singing, I hurriedly stepped forward.

What's the matter, why did the maid suddenly fall on the side of the road?

In a posture of being attacked by an unknown AOE and falling down, the yellow maid lying on the ground with her eyes spinning in circles looks exceptionally innocent and pitiful.

It's boring, and before I could do any real work, she had already fallen.

I carried the maid who died of an unknown aoe on my back and sent it back.

When I returned home, I found that no one was there, because I told them that they were going back to the camp in the next two days, so they went out shopping collectively? …,

I thought to myself, somehow, my mouth was so dry that I drank a few large glasses of water to relieve it.

Is it the after-effects of taking that birth control pill?

However, after such a long time, there is still no violent reaction in the body, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

I rubbed my drowsy head, went back to my room, lay down on the bed, and fell asleep in the blink of an eye.

Moments later......

A petite and suspicious figure appeared at the door of the house.

"Woo hey hey~~~ I just inquired, everyone went out, only the stupid Wu was alone, it was a good time for this princess to sneak attack."

The petite figure, Her Royal Highness Beya, the princess of the elven clan who was not tall, covered her small mouth, let out a malicious laugh, tiptoed, and gently pried open a crack in the door and got in.

"Where, where the hell is the stupid Wu? This princess is here to clean you up. ”

While humming a minor tune, he pricked up his pointed elven ears and peeked around, and if he was seen by others, he would not have recognized that this was actually known for his elegance and touching (?). The elven princess thought she was a thief.

"Here?" When I opened the door that had been investigated, I found that the fool was in his room, lying on the bed and sleeping.

"Huhuhu, what a big lazy pig, he is sleeping in broad daylight, not only is he a stupid person, but he is also lazy, so let this princess do the right thing for Tianxingdao, and punish you useless and lazy stupid Wu."

Smirking, Beya carefully closed the door and lurked up.

"It's so easy to get approached, it's really useless, you guy, you really don't have any guard at all, it's so useless, it's the most useless guy this princess has ever seen."

Looking at the defenseless sleeping face in front of her, Beya held back her laughter and leaned in, wanting to remember this guy's funny sleeping face.

I slept so soundly, it shouldn't matter if I touched it lightly.

Thinking in her heart, Beya, who was lying on the edge of the bed, stretched out her little finger and gently poked it on the sleeping face in front of her.

Can't you even wake up like this? I really can't help this guy.

Looking at it, somehow, a scene from a few years ago suddenly appeared in Beya's mind.

It was when his favorite sister Aalto, deigned to marry the fool in front of him.

Drunk, Wu who lies in bed like a dead pig, gets by that erotic princess. Tia, the little girl, rode underneath, and the shocking moment when the two mouths came together.

Then...... Is this the lip......

The two lips that were close together in the memory were infinitely magnified in my mind. Every detail is on display, even the hint of powder sticking out of Tia's mouth.

It was Beya, who was hazy and old, and her heart suddenly throbbed. I swallowed hard, and my throat was a little dry.

When she came back to her senses, she suddenly found that because she seemed to be staring too closely at the lips in front of her and immersed in the memories of that time, she had unconsciously got closer and closer, and actually ...... It looked like he was going to kiss him?!!

Beja was like a frightened cat. He jumped backwards with a sharp bow, far away.

Whew, it's amazing, almost ...... Almost ......

Thinking of this, Beya's face flushed with shame, and she had nowhere to vent her sullen breath in her heart, and her eyes fell on the sleeping face on the bed. It seems that he doesn't know what kind of dream he is dreaming, and he even grins and smirks.

This bastard, who harmed Princess Ben so wolf, even dared to dream!

Beya was suddenly angry.

This time, you must teach this fool a good lesson!

How can you teach a good lesson?

Beya got back on. Circled around the sleeping guy on the bed, thinking hard. …,

Too common approach...... It doesn't seem to be interesting.

That's right!

Something suddenly occurred to her.

Sister Jasmine didn't say it, the stupid Wu is a big pervert, and if you step on him barefoot, you will feel very cool, and she is really a super pervert.

You might as well take a look at the ridiculous expression of the stupid Wu when he showed a very cool appearance.

Beya, who had made up her mind, did what she said, immediately took off her shoes and socks, rubbed herself on the bed, and stood condescendingly, looking down at the lazy pig sleeping insect lying in front of her.

Below...... Where is it?

She gently lifted a small jade foot as perfect as a work of art, and through the quilt, she dotted the void on someone's lower body, unable to find the direction.

Forget it, just give it a try.

Thinking like this, his toes fell to one place and rubbed lightly a few times.

As if it wasn't here, Beya, instinctively sensing this, lifted her toes again and moved to the next position.

After trying more than a dozen positions, Beya, who had been standing on one foot and was not supported by any object, did not feel tired at all, and never lost a trace of balance, which was enough to show how light and soft her body was, and her balance was excellent.

Next location.

Suddenly, the fool let out a faint moan, which lifted Beya's spirits.

Could it be right here?

The tip of her toe landed right between someone's legs.

Rub, rub, rub.

Five small and cute toes, moving flexibly, constantly rubbing and harassing the spot, gradually, Beya noticed that the other party's steady breath from sleep seemed to be messy, and occasionally let out a slight moan.

Moreover, the originally soft places are gradually hardening.

Sure enough, this is it!

Beya thought excitedly, and moved her toes harder.

Horahora, hurry up and show this princess a cool stupid look, you big pervert, big fool!

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