Chapter 427: It's Too Heavy

"Uh... Didn't you just use one bottle, and why do you have to use two bottles now?"

Fang Honghui was puzzled again.

"You ate just now, and now you're hungry again, do you want to eat another bowl?" Zhou You asked him rhetorically.

"Uh... Okay then! I'll do it right away..."

Fang Honghui was immediately stunned by Zhou You's words, but he didn't dare to make Zhou You angry anymore now, so he had to do it obediently.

Soon, Fang Honghui got two empty wine bottles.

At this time, Zhou You reminded him again: "You can find a way to fill these two bottles of human white, they must be fresh, one of them can use ordinary women's urine, and the other bottle is more particular, it must use the urine of male fat people, which is used to concoct pills." ”

"Understood! understood!" Fang Honghui immediately went to do so.

But when Fang Honghui was making people white, there were some episodes, because one of the bottles needed to use women's urine, and some women were unwilling to "lend" him a soak of urine because they had a bad impression of him.

After Fang Honghui begged hard, a few older family members and aunts reluctantly agreed to "lend" him, but they all asked Fang Honghui to give each of them a red envelope.

There was really no way, Fang Honghui spent tens of thousands of yuan and sealed several red envelopes to go out, and the aunts "borrowed" a soak of urine for him and asked him to fill the wine bottle by himself.

Then on the urine side of the male fat man, it was relatively smoothly filled with a bottle of wine.

This is because the men are more generous, and although Fang Honghui is now notorious, he is at least the deputy director of the Health Bureau on the surface, and he still has some power.

Among them, Director Lu himself is a fat man, and he also contributed a bubble of urine to Fang Honghui for free...

Director Lu did this, in fact, it was a little disgusting Fang Honghui's meaning, at least if there was any contradiction in the future, he could take this matter out and say... What are you crazy, you drank Lao Tzu's urine differently back then!

Of course, Fang Honghui is now eager to treat his illness, and he doesn't think about it so much at all, he just wants to quickly fill the two bottles of human white according to the requirements of Zhou You.

Seeing Fang Honghui bring up the two full bottles of wine, Zhou You frowned, then took a few steps back before saying to him: "Okay, you don't have to come over, now, you should drink that bottle of ordinary woman's urine first!"

"Huh, do you really want to drink it?"

When Fang Honghui heard this, his face suddenly changed.

"What, you're questioning me again?" Zhou You asked him in a cold voice.

"Don't dare! Don't dare! I, I'll just drink..."

Fang Honghui hurriedly waved his hand, and then he gritted his teeth and picked up the bottle of woman's urine, pinched his nose, opened his mouth wide, and poured it down in one breath!

Goo knock goo knock...

The smell of urine suddenly spread around, and this disgusting scene made many people feel very sick to their stomachs, and several women couldn't stand it and vomited on the spot.

Zhou You himself can see that his scalp is numb, this kind of sour scene is too heavy...

Finally, Fang Honghui finally poured a whole bottle of women's urine into Zhongbai, his face was flushed, his mouth was still wide open, panting as if he was drunk, just like a toad, and his expression was as uncomfortable as it was.

"Deputy Director Fang, how do you feel now?" Zhou You asked him.

"I, I don't feel anything... It's just hard to drink, and then I feel like my stomach is a little swollen..."Fang Honghui replied honestly.

"That's because you haven't drunk enough. Zhou You said.

"Ah? It's not enough, so should I drink this bottle too?" Fang Honghui immediately asked.

"Uh... No, the other bottle is used to concoct pills. ”

Zhou You hurriedly waved his hand, and then the other party Honghui said: "In this way, you go and get a big porcelain bowl, pour this bottle of Renzhongbai, and then take it to the stove to burn until it turns into white sediment." ”

"Oh, I'll do it right away. ”

Fang Honghui didn't dare to question Zhou You any longer, so he immediately took the bottle of male fat man's urine and went to the kitchen of Yaqingyuan...

After Fang Honghui left, Fu Qingyun immediately approached Zhou You and asked him curiously: "Master Xiao Zhou, can you really cure his kind of disease just by using human white?"

"Of course not!"

Zhou You truthfully replied to Fu Qingyun: "Renzhong Bai is only one of the main medicines, and it has to be combined with several other adjuvants to be able to work. ”

"Oh, what kind of flavors are you using?" Fu Qingyun asked shamelessly.

"Grass ash, musk, and sandalwood powder, and some alum are added, mixed with honey, and mixed with the burned human white to make pills, and that's about the same. ”

Zhou You said this, and then asked Fu Qingyun again: "These flavors of Chinese medicine, can you trouble Fu Lao to help me get them?"

"This is no problem at all, you don't need to go to the Chinese medicine shop, in this Yaqing Garden, you can collect all the Chinese medicine you want. ”

Fu Qingyun immediately agreed, and then he asked Zhou You to wait for a while, then turned around and looked outside.

After about ten minutes, Fu Qingyun returned, he already had a few more paper packets in his hand, as well as a small bottle of honey, which was exactly the few flavors of Chinese medicine that he needed for his travels.

Then, Fang Honghui also returned to the kitchen, holding a ceramic bowl in his hand, which contained a layer of gray-white powdery substance, which was the sediment turned into by the firing of human white.

Zhou You asked Fang Honghui to put the bowl of human white sediment on a table of eight immortals, and then took the small paper packets given by Fu Qingyun, opened them, sprinkled them into the bowl, and mixed them with the hundred sediments in that person.

Then, I poured that small bottle of honey into it and stirred it with a few chopsticks...

The speed of stirring is very fast, and the internal strength is used, this is a special stirring method, and soon the mixture in the bowl is condensed and formed, and in less than two minutes, it turns into a black and brown pill the size of a pigeon's egg!

It's just that this pill has a weird smell of urine...

"Alright, you can swallow this myrrh pill right away. ”

Zhou You handed the ceramic bowl containing the pill to Fang Honghui.

"Oh..."

This time, Fang Honghui didn't hesitate for a moment, picked up the pill that was still a little hot, raised his head and opened his mouth, and swallowed it directly.

He had just swallowed the pill, but Zhou You suddenly made a move, only to see his right hand form a sword finger and poke it fiercely at the "Guan Yuan Acupoint" under Fang Honghui's lower abdomen.

"Wow! it hurts!"

Fang Honghui suddenly let out a scream like killing a pig, and he immediately felt a stinging pain like a pinprick coming from the area below his navel.

This kind of stinging pain made Fang Honghui's tears come out, and soon, he immediately felt that there was an irrepressible urge to urinate, which suddenly rushed up from under him, and surged up to his throat!

(End of chapter)