Chapter 346: Reverse Slap

"Second Lieutenant Gonzalez, the general drew a map! You're going to look backwards! Carreli reminded in Portuguese in a whisper in the back.

A word to remind the dreamer. In fact, this is also the bystander clear. Wu Shigong's pressure on Gonzalez just now was too great, causing a short circuit in Gonzalez's brain. When reminded that a map was drawn on the ground, Gonzalez immediately made a gesture to Wu Shigong, indicating that he had no intention of moving. Then he walked around the map and looked at it carefully.

"Where the hell is your Franc Country?" Wu Shigong asked again.

Gonzalez crouched down, pointed to the Portuguese position, and said, "General, here." And under such strong psychological pressure, none of these Portuguese dared to wonder Wu Shigong, weishenme how he could draw a map of Europe?

Wu Shigong also only knows the location of a few European powers. So when he looked at that place, he couldn't tell the exact location of a small European country like Portugal, so Wu Shigong thought that the place Gonzalez was referring to was Spain.

Wu Shigong also made a gesture for Gonzalez to return to the team. Then he said, "Got it! You're from Spain. ”

After knowing this, Wu Shigong said to them with a smile in order to ease the atmosphere: "Spain is a good place!" Do you know bullfighting? Bullfight? ”

Wu Shigong put his fingers on his head, made two horns, and looked at these Portuguese with inquiring eyes. However, the Chinese word "bullfighting" must have exceeded the level of the "eighth-level" Chinese exam, and those Portuguese did not understand it. However, looking at Wu Shigong's strange appearance, including Wu Shigong's guards, all the people in the big tent made an expression that they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.

Wu Shigong put down his hands stupidly, feeling that his actions just now were indeed a little silly. At this moment, a Portuguese officer, who was standing relatively far behind, spoke.

For Wu Shigong's mistake just now that these people were Spaniards. Almost all the Portuguese did not dare to open their mouths to correct it. But after hesitating for so long, this Portuguese officer could not hold back any longer. What about weishenme? Because at that time, although Spain and Portugal could still be said to be one country, Portugal was already in a semi-divided state. And the officer who couldn't help himself was a fanatical Portuguese independent.

However, the officer was not very good at speaking official language, and there was no such thing as "Portugal" in the Ming Dynasty at that time, so the officer said the word "Portugal" in Portuguese to correct Wu Shigong's statement.

As soon as Wu Shigong heard it, he knew that what the Portuguese officer said was a foreign language. And Wu Shigong did not understand the word phonetically, he thought that the officer was talking about the names of these people's hometowns. It's like a Chinese saying he's a "Cantonese."

So Wu Shigong asked again: "Where are you talking about?" ”

Although Wu Shigong was still smiling at this time, the Portuguese officer who had the audacity to speak just now was also a little scared. He fell silent again. And those who were silent just now were even more silent.

Wu Shigong waited for a while, and before these Portuguese could speak, he recalled the Spanish place names he knew, and found that he couldn't remember any of them. All that can be remembered are the names of those famous Spanish football clubs.

At this time, Wu Shigong thought: "Since these Spaniards like football very much. Let's talk about the football cheerleading relationship. Football diplomacy! "Wu Shigong doesn't know at all that this period is now. Modern football has not been developed at all.

So Wu Shigong then asked: "Football? Real madrid? Lin Hai listens to the waves? Barcelona? (Lin Haida's football competitive essay is really good.) Teasing him here).

The first three terms, these Portuguese still no one understands, and when they hear "Barcelona", the city that uses the name of the city as the name of the football team, finally someone understands. Behind Gonzalez, a crisp exclamation suddenly sounded.

Wu Shigong heard this voice again. Suddenly looked over with some confusion. And knowing that there was something unpleasant, Carreli immediately shrunk his neck and hid deeper. And Gonzalez, the Portuguese who stood in the front row, deliberately blocked Wu Shigong's sight with his body.

Carelli was a small aristocratic family from Portugal, whose father was the governor of the Portuguese colony of Malacca. But it didn't take long. Because of the lack of adaptation, both of Carreli's parents died of illness.

Carreli's uncle was a missionary to the East, and when her parents died, her uncle was invited by Xu Guangqi and Sun Yuanhua to preach throughout China.

Carreli, who had gone to join his uncle, first took a boat to Macao, and then took a ship of a Portuguese officer hired by Sun Yuanhua to Dengzhou. By this time, Carreli's uncle had already left Dengzhou to preach in Beijing.

As a fan of the Ming Kingdom, Carelli also wants to leave Dengzhou and go to Beijing to see it. However, he suddenly encountered Kong Youde's rebellion, and was eventually captured along with the remnants of the Portuguese instructors.

We already know that Kong Youde's rebels were kind to these Portuguese instructors. Besides, in the eyes of the Orientals, Carreli doesn't look good, and she never forgets to blacken her face with oil sludge, so her innocence can be regarded as preserved.

And Carreli is also kind-hearted, she took care of some of the soldiers who were injured at the time in a group of Portuguese prisoners, and Zuihou really came back to life. In addition, in the monotonous life of internment, Carreli's laughter also gave great comfort to the Portuguese soldiers.

As a result, the Portuguese soldiers treated Carelli as if they were angels. The Carreli people are also cute and beautiful, so among these Portuguese soldiers, there are indeed many who have feelings for Carreli.

The reason why there was no iron prison romance in Zuihou is also because there are too many people who have feelings for Carreli. This also truly proves the saying: N monks have no water to drink.

So now, when they felt that Wu Shigong had noticed Carreli, Gonzalez and they couldn't help but protect Carreli. As soon as Wu Shigong saw Gonzalez's abnormal behavior, and then analyzed the crisp voice he heard just now, he immediately affirmed that among these Spaniards, there was a woman.

Wu Shigong's curiosity also came up, after crossing over to the Ming Dynasty, it was the first time he had seen a foreign woman! Of course, Wu Shigong will not lose his identity and personally push Gonzalez away. With a wave of his hand, he summoned his guards over, and asked them to force Gonzalez away with their knives, revealing Carreli.

Seeing that she was already standing out from the crowd, Carreli couldn't help but shed tears, and she regretted her reckless voice action. Carelli's gaze as she looked at Wu Shigong was full of pitiful pleading.

But Wu Shigong is hard-hearted at all. He scanned Carreli up and down first. Not bad! This Spanish girl has a good figure. Then he looked at Carreli's face. Not bad either.

Carreli didn't know at all, with Wu Shigong's countless eyes in modern women, those modern Japanese women whose faces were painted with volcanic mud or white powder like a dead person, Wu Shigong could see the basic beauty and ugliness of this woman at a glance, and what were the oil mud on Carreli's face?

Wu Shigong felt that his lower body was hot. A long-term abstinence in the army really makes people's resistance decrease. Besides, I am also winning glory for the country!

But it is also haode to be able not to frighten the little girl. Wu Shigong asked with a fake smile, "What's your name?" ”

And Carreli, as a woman, saw the desire in Wu Shigong's heart with her sixth sense. She just wept in horror and shook her head, not saying a word.

Wu Shigong saw that Carreli did not answer, and then asked, "How old are you?" Carreli still wept in horror and shook her head, not saying a word.

Wu Shigong reacted suddenly, this Spanish girl can't speak Chinese, she can't understand it. So Wu Shigong didn't work hard, anyway, this problem is not big. As long as Wu Shigong is satisfied, it doesn't matter if the Spanish girl can't speak. Wu Shigong didn't want crickets, he didn't need to open his teeth at that time.

Wu Shigong waved his hand again and instructed the guard: "Send this young lady to my back tent, fetch her more hot water, and let her wash up." Tomorrow I will find a few maids and women in the neighborhood to serve this young lady well. ”

Gonzalez's faces changed when they heard this, they took a step forward in unison, Wu Shigong immediately noticed, he snorted at them with a straight face, and the guards also drew their knives and stepped forward to protect Wu Shigong.

Gonzalez immediately stopped his partner's impulse, he bowed to Wu Shigong again and said, "Dear general, please rest assured! We have no ill will. But Miss Carrell was also a noble lady. I hope the General will be merciful and let Miss Carreli go. Otherwise it will be difficult for us to serve the generals anymore. ”

Wu Shigong was immediately furious, since it has fallen into his own hands, do you still want to dance happily? Originally, Wu Shigong was not going to pay these officers, but now that he has added this Spanish girl, let's use some tough measures.

So Wu Shigong immediately shouted angrily: "You all have to understand! You are all captives of your own officers. Don't say that the magistrate won't give you a chance, as long as you pay the same amount of gold as your body weight as a ransom, the magistrate will let you go immediately. ”

Then, Wu Shigong waved his hand and ordered Yang Rusong: "Escort them down." ”

After saying this, Wu Shigong's heart was very happy. These are all too familiar words, those are the words of the Western colonizers before they plundered and slaughtered the natives of the colonies. And now from Wu Shigong's mouth, it is really a slap in the face of these colonists! (To be continued......)