When guests come from afar, they always have to prepare a meal to entertain them.

Li Er was very interested in where Yun Ye lived now, and he was a little dazed when he saw the green in his eyes, and finally pointed to the jade plaque hanging in the sky and said, "This thing used to be hung in the Wanmin Palace. ”

"Hundreds of years ago, Yushan Academy discovered a kind of energy called electricity, they used glass to burn out glass bubbles one by one, and the lighting effect was better than that of the jade card after the electricity was turned on, so you don't know how many generations of grandchildren will return this thing to me, after all, this is my thing."

"Now the palace uses what you said?" Li Er is very curious about the world on the ground, and wants to know more, since he entered the first line of heaven, his body is no longer cracked, and some small cracks have a tendency to heal, even if he is not treated, he can automatically repair his body if he stays here for a while longer.

Yun Ye fished a big bowl of noodles for Li Er, more garlic, more chili peppers, added vinegar, and poured a spoonful of oil, Li Er felt that he should come over earlier.

"The royal family still uses light bulbs, that is the remote mountain people only use things, the royal use is pure crystal zuò lamps, the last time I entered the palace, the emperor was holding a lantern night banquet, said that it is a rare miracle in the world, specially invited me to take a look, a lighthouse has thousands of pounds of weight, messy dazzling eyes, I scolded and said that it was in vain, and as a result, I fell asleep while scolding, and when I woke up, I had returned to the bamboo forest, and then I forgot about it."

Li Er held the empty bowl and said suspiciously: "It stands to reason that I can't stand the food of the world anymore, why do I still eat so sweet?" ”

Yun Ye glanced at Li Erdao, who was on fire, and said, "I don't know, anyway, it doesn't hurt for you to eat a little more food here, those flames are repairing your body, it's just that Your Majesty, you stay away from those grains a little." The leaves are all scorched by you. ”

Li Er laughed, and sure enough, he was a little farther away from the grain, and leaned against the rock wall and said faintly: "If my millions of troops can eat ......"

"You think too much, it is estimated that there are only twenty or thirty acres of land that can be cultivated in the entire hell, and there is no way to supply millions of troops to eat, and hell is about to turn dark. Those generals are going to be finished, I have calculated, the time it takes for the sky to become completely dark is getting longer and longer, according to the records I have made with time, after two hundred years in the human world, there will be no light in hell, and only here will be light in the whole hell, provided that the thunder and lightning here will not be extinguished. ”

Li Er took a big bowl of noodles and ate it, and after eating, he wiped his mouth and said, "I can't eat it anymore." I can't stand it, let's talk about the light in hell, there is a candle dragon in the far north, when it opens its eyes, there will be 500 years of light in hell, and when he closes his eyes, there will be 500 years of darkness in hell. ”

Yun Ye glanced at Li Er and said, "Have you measured how big the guy whose eyes can be used as the sun beckons?" You're going to hold the candle dragon's eyelids with a stick so that it never closes its eyes? I'm a candle dragon and I don't want to, who hasn't had a sleepy time. ”

Li Er said with a smile: "Candle Jiuyin's whole body is red, and his body is thousands of miles long. When you open your eyes, it's day, and when you close your eyes, it's night. Inhale for winter, exhale for summer, and can call for wind and rain, without drinking water, eating, sleeping or resting, indicating that it closes its eyes purely to be lazy. I will not allow him to close his eyes from now on. ”

Yun Ye saw that he was returning from a bath with his eldest grandson that day, and he didn't want her to hear what he was going to say, so he said softly: "It is said that the strong master is better than the ancestor, and your descendants are indeed much more powerful than you." In more than 500 years, one of the descendants of your Li family climbed to the moon......"

"Nonsense, the moon is the palace of the Lord of the Taiyin, aren't they looking for death when they go up?"

I don't know what is going on with the eldest grandson's ears, Yun Ye has already lowered her voice, and she can still hear it clearly.

"I also feel strange, after your descendants went to the moon, they found that there was no air there, only a big pit, which is consistent with the research results of Yushan Academy over the years, but here there are not only eighteen layers of hell, but also the king of Hades who was beaten by you, I also saw a god a few days ago, I saw a legendary thing like chisel teeth, and there was a dragon lying on his stomach outside the sky...... These things completely upended my worldview, so I'm going to hide and think about what went wrong. ”

Li Gang floated out of a black cave and asked, "How much time are you going to think about?" ”

Yun Ye spread his hands and said, "Think about it for five hundred years first, if I can live that long." I've missed my old people all my life, and I want to try what it's like to be missed. Mr. Li Gang, do you know? Every year on the Qingming Festival, I will bring wine and food to visit you in Yushan Academy, and all the wine is poured on your grave, and for hundreds of years, the soil of your grave has a strong aroma of wine......

Li Gang was stunned, and his body seemed to be very sad when he was swaying in the air.

"Don't be fooled! It was he who had nightmares, always dreaming of you, disturbing him so much that he could not sleep, and before he dared to dig up your grave, he came up with a bad idea to get you drunk with wine, and poured a few jars of wine on your grave every day, so that he could get a good night's sleep.

He was doing this when I was still alive, and I guess my grave has become a lees over the years, right? ”

Li Taishi walked out of the cave and exposed Yun Ye's lies in one sentence.

Li Gang smiled indifferently: "The old man likes wine, even if he digs up the old man's bones and soaks them in the wine vat, it doesn't matter." ”

Li Tai said to Li Er: "Father, this cave is bottomless, the child and Master Li walked all the way along the water vapor, and found that there are many caves here, one by one, and there is no way to find out if there is not enough time." ”

The eldest grandson picked some ears of grain from the field and held it in her arms, she liked to decorate the room with grains in her previous life, showing that she wasted a lot of food with her dedication to farming, and she still couldn't get rid of this stinky problem here.

"The divine consciousness of the concubine's body can't go far into the cave, but even if it doesn't go far, it's hundreds of miles deep, since there is no large-scale water source in this range, even if it is found later, those water sources are too far away from here, and basically have no use value, so we are greedy."

Li Er said with a smile: "Leave it for the future to explore slowly, now our priority is to recuperate, completely win the Wandering Soul Pass, and surround the Tiewei Mountain is a big deal." ”

After speaking, Li Er lay on the ridge of heaven and earth, and after a while, he snored loudly......

As long as there is a place where Yun Ye is, everyone will involuntarily live according to his little hourglass, when the hourglass is placed in front of it is daytime, and when it is reversed, it is night, even the ghost Li Gang, who never sleeps, will let Lao Qian bury him in the dirt pit at the so-called night, and be a neighbor with no tongue.

"Husband! Niangniang is really a phoenix! ”

Twilight carefully shrank into her husband's arms and said in the smallest voice.

"I knew she was a phoenix in my last life, what's so strange about that."

"No, Niang Niang has turned into a big golden phoenix pecking at those grains! When she eats the grain, her body glows.

Do you think that the prince born after His Majesty and Niangniang will hatch from the egg......"

Before he finished speaking, he was hit by a strong wind and hit the wall, and at the same time there was a muffled snort of the eldest grandson, and the day when he reacted, he rubbed his ass and climbed back into bed.

"I can't live this day, and the husband and wife can't even whisper......"

That daylight hurriedly covered her husband's mouth with her hand, and offending the eldest grandson at this time was purely asking for her own suffering, but her other hand kept drawing circles on her husband's chest, one egg, two eggs, three eggs......

There is no way to call it a chisel tooth anymore, because one of his big teeth has been pulled out by Li Er, and the chain that he has built for 10,000 years to lock Hou Yi is now wrapped around his body, and now passing by the west of Mangdang Mountain, he can no longer hear the monotonous sound of striking iron.

He looked very angry, very angry, Li Er just snorted and immediately wilted, he knew how terrifying this man was, his huge body leaned against the mountain wall, and it seemed that he had resigned himself to fate.

Leaning on the mountain wall for a while, this guy's eyes began to glow, and he refused to leave the mountain wall again, it seemed that he would rather hold that mountain wall until he was old.

"Got a good taste?"

Li Er sneered: "If it is used by me from now on, as long as you make war achievements, I will return your teeth to you, and the chisel clan will be left with you, once you die, the nine heavens and ten earths will expel your chisel clan." The 36,000 Spirit Clan will no longer have any trace of the Chisel Tooth Clan. ”

Yun Zheng pressed his hand on the hard skin like a chisel rock, and turned back to Li Er and said, "Your Majesty, aren't the chisel clan famous for their grudges?" The descendants shot him in Zeguo, and he can hold a grudge for tens of thousands of years, how dare you use it? ”

Li Er looked down at his already good body and sighed: "The battle of the Wandering Soul Pass can no longer be delayed, once Jizo gets out of the Infernal Hell, all the efforts we made before will be in vain, fortunately, now it is the end of the Dharma Era, Jizo's strength has been greatly reduced, otherwise, an Infernal Hell will not be able to hold the Buddha." ”

Yun Zheng said strangely: "Since the Buddha can shine, we might as well let him come out, and there is no need for us to go to the candle dragon to fight." ”

Li Er laughed and said, "Who am I, do you think I am also a guy who is willing to be a puppet like the King of Yama?" In my territory, only I have the final say! (To be continued......)