Chapter 313: It's not right to underestimate road idiots
"Ms. Tia, you, wrong!!"
I pushed forward with my big palm, and said solemnly, only to feel a strict wind emanating from my whole body, very good, this is the momentum.
What, you call me lying? Yes, I'm lying, but you can't look at the surface, you have to think deeper.
There are four elders living in Rog's camp now, Akara, Kane, Kasha, and Farah, among the four, only Akara and Kane are serious, look at Kasha and Farah, the two guys who make trouble all day long, if they don't discredit the Adventure Alliance, it will be God's manifestation, so as the fifth elder, if I am considered a pervert of ** women, what does it mean? It means that others will think that more than half of the elders in the camp are not serious, and then lose confidence in the alliance, leading the alliance to collapse, and then the hellish clan will increase its efforts, and the entire dark continent will be destroyed in one fell swoop.
That's right, because of this, as a noble, pure, moral, detached person from low-level tastes, I don't disdain to lie, but for the sake of justice, in order to save the entire dark continent, and to implement love and peace, I can only forcibly distort my will, preferring to suffer my own grievances and cry alone in the dark, even if I am mistaken by everyone for a person who lies a lot.
Little Ghost: "Actually, you just want to die to save face, right?" ”
Me: "Quietly, go to your sleep." ”
These were just flashes in my mind, and I coughed a few times and continued to sacrifice my dignity to save the world and maintain the peace of the universe.
"Actually, I stared at you at the time because I felt a powerful magic fluctuation from you, so I was surprised for a while, but I didn't expect to be misunderstood."
"I see, it's worthy of an elder, it's so powerful. I can't even feel the fluctuations of other people's magic. Tia smiled with relief, folded her hands lightly on her chest, and looked at me with a look of respect.
"Haha, Elder Fan is really extraordinary, Tia is one of the few people in our tribe who has accepted the soul inheritance."
The effect of my explanation was surprisingly good, no, Grand Elder Zaklon couldn't hide his smug smile. Looking at his granddaughter's eyes full of pride.
"I see. No wonder Ms. Tia is so powerful at such a young age, and her future must be limitless, oh hehe, I also echoed Zalon and laughed, and the whole room suddenly echoed with the exaggerated laughter of one old and one young, full of strange feelings. ===
It's horrible, I'm horrible. Hum. Don't think that the explanation I just explained was blowing nonsense, and then the blind cat bumped into the dead mouse, in fact, it contained a terrifying wisdom content, from Zakron's just one sentence "I know you often go to that tomb adventure", it was concluded that Tia's strength was strong, and then instantly organized the language in his mind, this kind of wit, now recalled. I was scared myself.
Maybe when I grow up, I'll be a terrifying person who will kill millions of lives while talking and laughing.
Little Ghost: "You don't grow up anymore. ”
Me: "Will you die if you spit on me less than once?" ”
So, Tia and I packed up our journey and walked out of the village together to the ancient tomb of the Heradiks.
"Ms. Tia......"
"Just call me Tia, or Xiao Ya." Tia, who was walking in front, turned around, put her hands behind her back, and leaned forward with a pretty face, moving backwards as she went. He smiled sweetly at me.
"Hmm. That...... Tia. ”
Looking at such a lively and cheerful girl, I looked slightly stunned. Stammered.
"That's right, we're partners now, if it's too serious, wouldn't it be awkward? Okay, that's it, I'll call you Fan Fan in the future. With a smile on her face, Tia simply trotted a few steps and stood up parallel to me.
"No, please, please don't call it that."
"What's the matter, we are now partners in life and death, let's go quickly, Fanfan." As she spoke, she simply dragged my arm and strode forward in a strange tune.
I feel like I'm being led by the nose.,But the sense of purity and innocence in that enthusiasm can't make me angry.,The girl of the Yuan Qi department is really terrible.,It's really not that I can handle it.。 Anyway, it's the first time I've seen such a lively wizard, and I have the impression that the wizard should give me the impression that he should be like Linya, reserved and introverted, or calm and silent, except for the freaks like Farah.
"By the way, Fanfan, did you just want to ask me something?" After taking a few steps, Tia suddenly turned around and tilted her head and asked.
"Ah, it's nothing, it's just the first time I've seen a mage dressed like this, do you usually wear these?"
I smiled, my eyes lingering on Tia for a moment, no wonder I was making such a fuss, it was really that Tia was dressed and couldn't tell that she was a mage at all.
A well-fitting leather coat, the top is short and tight, the small waist that is unbearable, the slender and sexy neck, and the small half of the arm, all of which are so eye-catching, and the lower body only has a pair of leggings that are too short to be shorter, completely exposing the beautiful curves of her half of the thighs and below, with a healthy complexion of wheat, a tall figure, and a slender waist full of girlish tension and vitality, looking more like an Amazon than a wizard.
And as I said before, probably because of the tight wear and revealing clothes, her figure looks really good, it is simply the perfect golden ratio, slender and slender thighs, a willow waist that Yingying holds, a bamboo shoot-like firm and lovely exquisite, as well as the delicate and neat facial features, sweet smile, looks full of girlish youth and publicity, and there is no lack of sexy femininity.
Eh, why did I start judging things, it's not my favorite type anyway.
"That's right, I don't look like a mage."
Knowing what I meant, Tia tugged at her corset and then tugged at her shorts, looking at herself and said.
"Actually, I also want to wear a mage robe, but you also know that our tribe can't make its own clothes at all, and the explosion rate of mage robes that belong to the equipment category is low. Eh......"
Tia frowned, her face darkened slightly, and the next moment she was instantly full of vitality.
"But it doesn't matter, it will definitely be able to explode in the future, as long as you can wear it in your lifetime, hehe......"
is worthy of being a vigorous girl, and the recovery is really fast. But in the lifetime of the wish "just wear it". Isn't it too small for a job change?
"That's right, I still want to eat lots and lots of fruit, and fish, well, the book says there's a food called jam bread, and I've always wanted to give it a try......" Mortgage wrenched his fingers. He laughed happily.
Whew, that's small! It's so pathetic!!
I almost burst into tears as I listened, what a poor child, and it was all the more sympathetic to say these small wishes with a smile full of satisfaction and happiness.
"It's okay, I'll take you to eat Lu Gaoin's specialty jam seafood bread, and satisfy all your wishes in one go." I wrenched Tiati's shoulders, looked at him with determination, and said with great seriousness.
Tia, who was forcibly turned over by me, looked at me in a daze, and suddenly lowered her head a little shyly. He chuckled.
"The boy's strength is really great."
"Ah, I'm sorry." I quickly let go.
"But ......," I laughed.
"Your first wish, I'll be able to fulfill you right away." As I spoke, I coughed a little, pretended to take out a mage robe and raised it high in the wind.
"It's really a mage's robe." Tia didn't hide the surprise in her eyes.
"Sheng Hui, 50,000 gold coins." My smile remains the same.
Wootia bowed her head like a defeated rooster.
"People don't have that much money."
"Uh-huh, yes, 50,000 gold coins is actually very cheap."
I couldn't help but touch her little head. Said with a smile. For some reason, I just have a feeling that I want to bully her. Probably jealous of her carefree youth and vitality.
Anyway, why am I jealous, I'm only 26 years old - I'm just an adult in the Dark Continent, and I'm no longer young?
"Well, I know it's cheap, but ......," Tia screamed and rummaged through the inventory for a while, revealing the expression on the face of a schoolboy handing over his scribbled homework to the teacher, pitifully holding more than a dozen broken gems in her hands.
"This ...... This ......, I have so much money on me, woo
Seeing Tia shake her head in distress and trouble, I smiled even more.
"Actually, it's not impossible to be less, but then it makes no sense, for example, I'll give it to you, okay?"
Stunned, Tia re-revealed her sweet dimples, her smile was still cheerful, but her tone was very serious: "No, no, Fanfan, you can't give me such a valuable thing, and I won't accept it." ”
Sure enough? I sighed, in fact, I have long seen that although the Heradic people are poor, the pride left over from the glorious era of 10,000 years ago has not changed at all, and they firmly believe that the Heradic race is the best race in the world, how can they tolerate the pity and sympathy of others. ^^^^
Of course, in fact, there are actually a lot of places in the Dark Continent that have this kind of thought, such as the Amazons, the elves, the dwarves, ......, ah, in fact, everyone will think that their race is excellent, but this belief is strong and weak, and the Heradic race is undoubtedly the strongest and most persistent one, for example, Kane's family, even after thousands of years, still insists that they are Heradics, which can be seen.
"yes, I won't accept it, right, what should I do? Do you have anything else on you besides gemstones? "Seeing that Tia looks like she wants it so much, I can't bear to continue to play tricks on her, as long as she comes up with something casually, I pretend that "this is something very important to me" and buy it at a high price, and that's it.
"Whew
Tia continued to agonize, as if wondering what else she had on her of her valuables, equipment? I only have a few pieces of blue equipment with very average attributes, and I really can't handle it.
"Hey, there it is."
Tia clapped her palms with a look of sudden realization, and I breathed a sigh of relief.
"When I was a child, my grandfather said that the most precious thing a girl has is her body. Although I don't know where the preciousness is, and I don't know how to exchange it with you, but if anyone who is well-informed, he must know it, right, can my body be exchanged? ”
With that smile as clear and pure as a mountain stream, Tia looked at me with an unsuspecting gaze. The front chest came up. The slightly open neckline was exposed, and the cute bunnies inside loomed into my sight.
"Hey, Fanfan, are you okay?" Seeing me clutching a stone pillar and ramming it, Tia quickly grabbed me by the neck from behind.
"No ......, I'm fine......"
Old man Zallon. You should also expose your precious granddaughter to some sexual knowledge once in a while, asshole!!
"Forget it. I'll lend you this mage robe for the time being, so it's okay. "Eventually, I groaned helplessly, for fear that something would happen and cause me to bleed to death.
"That's ......" Tia looked puzzled, the arrogance in her bones and the girl's nature competed for a while, and finally she was defeated by my excuse to go around in circles, and hesitated to take it.
"How? What do you think? Fanfan, is it good-looking? "Tia in a mage's robe. Holding the robe and turning in front of me, the smile on her pretty face seemed to bloom for a whole year.
"Well, that's good."
I nodded, less wild, more temperamental, and overall, I still felt that wearing a tight leather jacket was more suitable for her character.
"Look at how happy you look, you don't have to be so happy, right, is it the first time you wear it?"
"Not really. When I was younger, I secretly tried it out with my grandfather. It's a secret, and you don't tell him. Tia playfully stuck out her tongue. Giggled.
After another long walk, I couldn't help muttering in confusion as the sun gradually went down.
"I've been walking for so long, why haven't I seen a monster yet?"
"Oh, that's because I avoided them, and we came out to visit the grave."
Tia replied, "Look, not far ahead is the place where the Devouring Haunt is, and over there, it's crushed, and where we just bypassed, there's the Hellcat, the Hell Slinger." Tia said in a few directions.
"I can't see that there are so many kinds of monsters here." I was a little surprised, but more than that, I was surprised by what Tia knew about this place.
"Hmph, it's amazing, there are more powerful monsters in the tomb." Tia looked up and hugged her chest and said proudly.
Actually, I'd say there's nothing to be proud of......
"Fanfan, you want to test the strength of these monsters?"
"No, forget it, if you talk about the battle, you can't avoid it if you want to avoid it when you get to the tomb." I shook my head, I really couldn't raise much of a battle intent against the little minions.
Tia clearly agreed with me, and led me around Devouring territory.
"How long will it take to get to the destination?"
"If you keep going like this, it will take about two to five days." Tia pointed to the route ahead and said, the climate of the desert is unpredictable, far from being able to compete with the transfer, even she can't be sure of the exact time.
"The direction over there?" I looked hesitantly in the direction she was pointing.
"But I think it's over here."
I pointed in the direction of a 60-degree angle to her, only to feel that there was a powerful force calling me in the direction I was pointing into, and it must be right, this mysterious force must be Duriel.
"Yes...... Is it? ”
Tia showed a hesitant look, returned to her surroundings, and looked at the sun in the sky: "It should be this way." ”
I waved my hand at my surroundings, looked at the sun in the sky, then wet my fingers to feel the direction, and then observed the distribution trend of the cactus, and shook my head: "No, I think it should be this way." ”
"But, according to my observations, it should be this way." Tia's eyes became more confused.
"No, no, no, the man's seventh sense tells me, it should be here." I shook my index finger and said, holding Tia's small hand in a serious voice.
"Child, the shape of all things in the world is unpredictable, often the most deceptive, a person who does no evil stands in front of you, your eyes can only see his handsome appearance, your ears can only hear his gentle voice, these are all deceitful, only your heart, can understand his essence, therefore, don't be deceived by your eyes and ears, the only thing we can believe in is our own heart, follow our own heart, is the most correct choice."
"Therefore, there is absolutely nothing wrong with believing in my man's seventh sense!!"
"Yes...... Is it? Tia was also confused.
"Yes, if you think about it, maybe you were pointing in the right direction before, but maybe Durrell has moved."
"Also...... Makes sense! ”
Besides, even if you get lost, don't the protagonists in the novel encounter adventures because they are lost? To put it simply, there is nothing wrong with a life that does not get lost, and it can only make people spend a mediocre life. ”
"Your words...... There seems to be a contradiction between the front and ......."
"So let's go to the side."
Before Tia could digest my words, I excitedly took her hand and walked in the direction I was pointing, oh, I felt it, the strong call, the stronger and stronger impulse.
Little Ghost: It's the lost god calling you.
So on the third day, we showed up at the entrance of the tomb.
"That's right, Fanfan, this is our destination." Pointing to the marker of a windmill above the tomb, Tia's smile grew brighter.
This...... What's going on here?
I couldn't afford to kneel down in front of the tomb door, and groaned in disbelief, this is not the destination I thought of at all, what about the adventure? What about the treasure? What about a strong calling?
In desperation, I had no choice but to turn to the little ghost for help.
"It's absolutely impossible for you to find your destination so smoothly, I think...... Probably you were led by the nose by that woman, the desert is so big, and there is no sense of direction at all, maybe she is openly echoing your idiot, but secretly correcting the route little by little. ”
Be...... Is that so?
If that were the case, then Tia was a terrible girl, and at this moment, the bright and innocent smile on her face became unfathomable.
But the tone of the little ghost really makes me sad.
"Tia, stay close behind me."
Eh, if you come, you will be safe, and if you have a chance to talk about it later, I squinted my eyes and turned back to Tia.
"Hmm...... Well, I got it......"
A trace of confusion flashed in Tia's eyes, the temperament of the man in front of him seemed to have become unfamiliar, it was a self-confidence stronger than himself, and a breathless fighting spirit.
Xiaoxue, poisonous flower vine, oak Zhi, come out.
In an instant, five huge ghost wolves appeared around us, and the strong aura emanating from their bodies made the scorching desert reveal a cold aura, and the poisonous vine haunted the sand, protesting - it did not like dry sand.
"Tia, let's get out."
Holding Oak Wood in my arms, I added dry lips and entered the tomb with Xiaoxue first.
"Hmm...... Good ......"
Tia stayed for a long time, until the last ghost wolf snorted in front of her, signaling her to hurry up, the cold aura unique to the ghost wolf hit her face, she reacted, and looked at the giant ghost wolf who was taller than herself in a trance, and met the pair of cold and murderous eyes, and couldn't help but show fear, and hurriedly followed helplessly. The life of the party, 6K is really tired, I hope you will support more.