Chapter 1: The Mentally Ill Who Came Through (New Book Sets Sail, Collect!) )

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Bustling streets, quaint.

Su Honghao shuttled through the flow of people, and most of the people who passed by around were carrying swords.

This is a world of cultivation.

Since he crossed into this world three days ago, he has quickly adapted to life here.

In his previous life, he was a mentally ill person with an abnormal brain, although he had just recovered and been discharged from the hospital, and before he walked to the bus stop, he was hit by a car, and then crossed here, and the way of crossing was relatively unique, he was summoned by someone and belonged to someone else's summons, but with the big world he was used to seeing in the mental hospital, he could naturally easily accept the various realities in front of him.

At this moment, there was a shout in the distance.

"Come and see, take a look! My sister's debut, freshly baked wife, cough cough, cake, absolutely satisfying cravings, limited quantity, first come, first served! ”

Su Honghao was overjoyed, he came here to find this vendor who sold his wife's cakes.

The other party was one of the few friends he had just met since he crossed over.

When he was about to arrive at the other party's stall, an aunt dressed as a noble lady took the lead in walking there, slapped the table, and said sharply: "Su Dashi, have you paid the entrance fee?" Dare to come here to set up a stall? ”

The peddler was startled and hurriedly apologized: "Second housekeeper, I'm sorry!" I forgot for a while, and I even had to bother the second housekeeper to come over in person! Come, you take it, here's the entrance fee for today's portion. ”

As he spoke, the peddler smirked and shoved a small piece of silver into the second butler's hand.

Syllable!

The second housekeeper shook his hand, threw the silver to the ground, and said viciously: "Su Dashi, do you think you are the young masters of the lineage who came to experience life?" Or are you calling Hanako? Who said the entrance fee here is based on the day? You go around and ask around, if you don't pay the entrance fee here for a year, you don't want to set up a stall here! ”

"This ......" the peddler was stunned and embarrassed, "Second housekeeper, I can't take out so much money at once!" Can you be accommodating, can you just give it day by day? ”

"Huh! Accommodation? Who are you? Why does the old lady give you accommodation? If anyone can be accommodating, why does the old lady still set this rule? ”

At this time, the quarrel between the two has attracted many onlookers.

Su Honghao was among them, frowning, staring at the second housekeeper with an unkind expression, like a tiger waiting for an opportunity to move.

In any case, the hawkers are all his friends, and it is not his character to stand by and watch when he sees his friends being embarrassed.

The peddler was very aggrieved: "But I really don't have that much money!" Alas, forget it, I'll go now. ”

"Huh? You didn't even think about leaving until now? Why didn't you think about leaving when you made money by setting up a stall here before? I'm telling you, you've been setting up a stall here for a while, and if you put it up, you'll have to pay for it! Start at least a year! Otherwise, you don't want to go! Sensei thinks about repaying the debt! ”

"You!" The peddler was about to blow up.

How can there be such domineering rules in the world?

The second butler pointed at the vendor and snorted coldly: "Heh! Don't say I'm stuck by the rules and don't know how to be flexible. You can sign an IOU for a year and pay it back slowly, but accordingly, you will need to repay 10% of the interest every month. How? Alternatively, you can borrow enough money from someone else on the spot, and I will take care of the formalities for you immediately. ”

This is said without leakage, but anyone with a discerning eye can see that the so-called interest is the second housekeeper filling his own pocket!

The peddler cried with a sad face, angry and helpless in his heart.

At this time, Su Honghao walked out of the crowd and winked at the vendor, but approached the second housekeeper.

Hawker a delight.

He has always trusted Su Honghao, especially in the past two days, he always feels that Su Honghao seems to be a different person, exuding a convincing confidence from the inside out, and has become extremely knowledgeable.

Therefore, when he saw Su Honghao, he seemed to see the dawn, but he still cooperated very well to suppress the excitement in his heart, and he still looked like a mourner.

The second housekeeper noticed Su Honghao's arrival and glanced at him, equally disdainful.

She is the second housekeeper of the Su family, and whether it is Su Dashi or Su Honghao, they are all children of the side line, in addition to their surname Su, they are actually three generations away from the lineage in blood, so the second housekeeper has always been a dog and a man, so there is no need to look at them squarely.

Moreover, the entire Su family is well known to everyone that Su Honghao is an ordinary person who has no spiritual root and cannot cultivate for a lifetime, and the status of ordinary people in the cultivation world is even more conceivable.

As a powerful figure in the Su family's lineage, even if she even cultivates to Su Dashi, who is slightly higher than herself, she can ignore it at all, let alone Su Honghao, a waste.

Su Honghao could understand the second housekeeper's attitude towards him from the eyes of the second housekeeper, and the other party may be secretly damaging himself in his heart that he is a waste.

But he didn't care.

After all, it is a fact that he is a waste, even if he has crossed over, but it is only a soul piercing, and it has not changed the essence of this body, no spiritual root is no spiritual root, and there will be no hidden spiritual root because of him, and then he can shout a sentence of thirty years Hedong thirty years Hexi Mo bullied the young man poor.

He is destined to be only an ordinary person who has no cultivation.

He has always accepted the facts, which is also something he has long been accustomed to in a mental hospital.

Therefore, he did not affect his acting skills at all because of the second housekeeper's attitude towards him.

He put on a flattering face and said with a smile: "I've seen the second housekeeper!" I haven't seen you for a long time, but the second housekeeper is really getting younger and younger! It's true that no matter how many years have passed, the second housekeeper is still a flower of our Su family! No wonder I met a magpie barking when I went out today, it turned out that I could meet such a graceful second housekeeper today! ”

The second housekeeper was very comfortable listening to this, but there was still no joy or anger on his face: "Don't pat yourself on the back, what are you doing here?" ”

Su Honghao rubbed his hands: "People want to do something for the second housekeeper!" so as to gain the appreciation of the second housekeeper. ”

He pointed at the vendor and said, "A guy like this who doesn't know what to do, how can you need a character like you, the second butler, to go out in person!" It's not worth it to be angry with this kind of goods! It's easy to get old when you're angry, so let this kind of little thing work for you! ”

The second butler glanced at him.

She didn't expect Su Honghao, a guy who has always been honest, to learn to slip around and shoot horses today?

Could it be that this is an enlightenment?

She clasped her hands to her chest and said with interest: "Okay, I'll give you a chance to perform!" ”

Su Honghao immediately rolled up his sleeves, turned his head to look at the vendor, and pretended to say, "Boy, you'd better get to know each other!" Pay the money obediently, or I'll let you taste my fist." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience laughed.

None of them.

Because everyone present was more or less related to the Su family, everyone knew that he was an ordinary person without spiritual roots, and although Su Dashi's cultivation was a little low, only in the middle stage of metamorphosis, he was also a monk anyway.

Therefore, when he was ashamed to say that he wanted Su Dashi to taste his fists, everyone felt funny.

As soon as Su Honghao's words fell, he had already pounced on Su Dashi and punched Su Dashi's face.

Su Dashi didn't expect Su Honghao to really make a move, so he hurriedly dodged and subconsciously returned a punch.

Boom!

Su Dashi's fist landed right on Su Honghao's nose, beating Su Honghao back again and again, and finally fell to the ground, very embarrassed.

However, in fact, only Su Honghao himself knew that although this punch knocked out his nosebleeds, it didn't hurt at all.

It's not that Su Dashi has retracted his strength.

Rather, he has another secret - he has the system that comes with the traverser.

Although this system is a bit unreliable, not only does the name not match his three views, it is called the super boss system, but also in terms of effect, it failed to add a trace of combat effectiveness to him, he is still a weak chicken, it stands to reason that he can only be a weak chicken in this life, but after all, this system still has a bit of a conscience, giving him a few special talents that are convenient for death.

Pain conditioning is one of them.

He had already adjusted the pain sensation in his body to zero, and he would not feel any pain if anyone was violent to him.

He pulled the second butler's trouser leg and said aggrievedly: "Second butler, I disappointed you!" I can't beat him! Now what? ”

The second housekeeper gave him an angry look, and said disdainfully: "Shame! ”

"Oh." Su Honghao nodded, then jumped up quickly, caught off guard, directly picked up the second butler, and then threw it on Su Dashi's body.

The second butler was so gorgeous, and crossed a parabola in the air.

Everyone in the audience was instantly shocked.

Lie down in a big groove!

Is this what the second butler meant by being ashamed?!

Your reading comprehension is out of class, right?

The second housekeeper was even more confused, although she had cultivation, but as a specially recruited manager, her cultivation was not high, even less than Su Dashi, this sudden change made her not a little precautionary, nor a little concern, so she smashed into Su Dashi.

Su Dashi was startled, and subconsciously counterattacked.

Bang!

This punch hit the second butler's brain.

The second housekeeper's heart flashed in an instant, but he only had time to shout out the three words of Su Honghao, and his eyes were black on the spot and he fainted.

And after Su Honghao lost the second housekeeper, he asked seriously: "Second housekeeper, what's next?" And what to do? Hey? The second housekeeper fainted? Alas, I really didn't expect that the second housekeeper would have a miscalculation! She shouldn't have embarrassed me! ”

When everyone present heard this, they were immediately dumbfounded, and then looked at Su Honghao's eyes, like looking at a god.

Su Honghao quietly squeezed his eyes at Su Dashi again, signaling him to leave here quickly, and also made a gesture, saying that he would take care of the rest of the things, so that he didn't have to worry about his safety.

Su Dashi comprehended, and also believed in Su Honghao's strength, hurriedly cleaned up the stall, and then left in a hurry.

After watching Su Dashi go away, Su Honghao put on a dog-legged appearance again, and pounced on the second housekeeper: "Second housekeeper, wake up!" That stun your dog thing ran away! Oops, it's all because I'm too weak, I don't dare to chase him! ”

There was a roll of eyes from the people around, but no one wanted to meddle in it.

At this moment, a man dressed as a boy walked out of the crowd, followed by two guards.

"Su Honghao, you waste, you can make it easy for Young Master Ben to find it!" Brother Gongzi pulled out Su Honghao's collar and said viciously.

Su Honghao was a little confused: "Who are you?" ”

He didn't inherit the memories of the original owner, so he didn't know who it was.

But the people around him immediately started talking.

"This is Young Master Su Lang! I heard that he cuckolded recently! ”

"Shhhh Whisper. Now is the time to watch the show! Do you know who cuckolded Young Master Su Lang? It's Su Honghao's waste. ”

"Won't it?"

Childe brother Su Lang was ashamed and annoyed when he listened to the discussions of the people around him, turned his head to look around, and shouted: "Shut up all for me!" ”

The audience was silent.

And Su Honghao listened to the discussion just now, and looked confused.

Why did I cuckold the person in front of me?

I'm only good at wearing high hats to other people, but no one tells me that the top hat has a color! Could it be that this was done by the original owner?

But it's my business!

He was somewhat aggrieved.

Su Lang glared at him fiercely: "You still dare to pretend to be garlic with Young Master Ben?" Do you dare to say that you don't know Young Master Ben? ”

Su Honghao wanted to answer, I know now, but he still held back.

Su Lang looked around and felt that there were many people around, so he dragged Su Honghao into the alley, and the two doglegs followed closely behind, stopping others from coming over to watch.

When the others saw this, they didn't dare to come over to see the excitement.

"Dude, we have something to say!" Su Honghao persuaded all the way.

But Su Lang ignored him, dragged him, and dragged him all the way to his residence, which was remote and had no outsiders, which was suitable for conversation.

Su Lang pulled him in front of him and said with a calm face, "I ask you, kid." I heard that in the past two days, you have been quite close to the second miss of the Mu family, and you are often locked in the same room by lonely men and widows, right? ”

Su Honghao was taken aback, but still nodded truthfully: "Yes." ”

The second lady of the Mu family was the one who summoned him.

Now he understands that this is indeed his own pot, and it has nothing to do with the original owner.

Su Lang threw him to the ground and almost roared: "Then you should know that the second miss of the Mu family has already married me!" How many people laugh at me behind your back? ”

Su Honghao was even more aggrieved: "This, I shouldn't know." ”

Before you appeared today, I didn't even know that there was such a person as you in the world, can I know a hammer?

"Huh? You're still with me? ”

"I'm going to say I'm a victim too, believe it or not? It was the second lady of the Mu family who took the initiative to come to me, and I didn't have time to avoid her. ”

"Bullshit!" Su Lang pointed at him angrily, "You are a waste who doesn't even have a spiritual root, and the second miss of the Mu family will take the initiative to come to you?" You lie and don't find a more reliable reason? ”

Su Honghao sighed.

What she said was the truth, the second miss of the Mu family kept shouting that she belonged to her summons, and she should call her master, but if she didn't obey, she chased her to her residence and harassed her many times, so she was also a victim!

But who would believe this kind of talk?

The second miss of the Mu family is a well-known little fairy, twenty-eight years old, with a beautiful face, white as snow, and her figure is already bumpy at a young age, eccentric, playful and cute, if outsiders are entangled by this kind of beauty, will they say that they are victims?

But he's not that kind of womanizer, so what can he do? He was also desperate!

Seeing that he didn't speak, Su Lang was even more angry in his heart, and said, "Now you tell me clearly, what are you doing in the same room together for the past two days?" ”

Su Honghao thought for a moment.

The second miss of the Mu family originally wanted to summon an army of traversers, but after summoning herself, the secret method she learned from the strange book failed, so she pestered herself in the past two days, in addition to wanting herself to call her master, she also studied the strange book with herself, trying to find a way to continue summoning the traverser.

So he got up from the ground and said truthfully: "Originally, the two of us agreed to keep this matter secret, but for the sake of your fiancé, I only told you."

"Well, actually, for the past two days, she has been forcing me to call her that, and said that she wants to study how to ...... with me emmm, how do you say that? Well, creating a man, that can be described in that word, and she also said that she would study how to create a man with me.

"But you have to believe that there is really a clean slate between me and her."

Su Lang's anger almost erupted from his eyes, and he felt that his head was green: "You are all going to make people, how innocent are you?" ”

Su Honghao hurriedly explained: "Things are not what you think, it's me who used the wrong words, we want to create life." ”

"Does it make a difference?" Su Lang roared, went up and kicked him back to the ground, and then raised his leg and stomped on his face.

Su Honghao's eyes instantly turned cold: "Friend, don't you know the truth that you can't slap your face when you hit someone?" ”

I am innocent, and the two sides can have something to say.

Even if the other party grabbed his collar, dragged himself from the street here, and threw himself to the ground, the whole process was not painful at all, and the misunderstanding was caused by himself, so it didn't matter if the other party expressed his feelings, he could be magnanimous and not care.

But.

It's too much to step on your own face, and it's completely over your bottom line.

If you don't give him some color, he doesn't know that Lao Tzu's face is so handsome, how can he be beaten if others say he can fight?

And Su Honghao is a ruthless person, once he decides who to deal with, he knows that the grudge between the two sides is irresolvable, if he does not beat the opponent to be afraid, and the opponent has no chance to turn over, it is inevitable that the opponent's revenge will affect his good life in the future, so his philosophy has always been, people do not offend me and harmony, if people offend me, I will do never!

Su Lang didn't know what kind of werewolf he had provoked at the moment.

He said disdainfully: "What? You don't even have a spiritual root, and you still want to threaten me? I'm a monk who builds the foundation, even if I let you use both hands, I can beat you all over the ground to find your teeth! ”

Su Honghao seized the opportunity, took advantage of Su Lang's words, jerked hard, and the whole person struggled out from Su Lang's feet, stood up steadily, and then glared at Su Lang viciously.

Su Lang snorted coldly: "Heh, do you still dare to resist?" ”

Su Honghao's momentum was not inferior at all: "Why don't you dare? ”

Although it is true that he cannot cultivate and can only be an ordinary person for the rest of his life, he has the system that the traverser is equipped with.

Even if this system can't give him the blessing of combat power, he is not afraid.

He has always felt that there is no garbage system, only a garbage host.

As long as you have a brain, no matter how garbage the system is, it can play an amazing role.

And the fact that I was mentally ill before is the best proof that I have a brain!

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