"Lu Ziqiao!" Angry, Zhang Wei kicked open Lu Ziqiao's door, only to find that there was no one inside.

Lu Ziqiao, this guy has already seen that the situation is not good, and he has slipped away.

couldn't catch the culprit, Zhang Wei was angry and had nowhere to, and the whole person sat on the sofa depressed, thinking about life.

However, there was one thing that made him a little happy, the excavator outside was digging the road and accidentally broke the optical fiber buried in the ground, resulting in more than ten buildings in the entire love apartment. All of them are gone.

Without the Internet, everyone will not be able to see the hot search on Weibo, and when the network is repaired, this matter should be over, after all, the memory of netizens is only seven seconds now.

But Zhang Wei underestimated the speed of the spread of information on the Internet, and everyone knew about it long before the network was disconnected.

They were bored because of the disconnection, and they made fun of Zhang Wei about it.

First of all, Zeng Xiaoxian came over: "Why is there no network all of a sudden?" Is your house out of the internet? ”

"The optical cable has been dug up during the construction outside, and I'm afraid the network won't be able to recover for a while." Boyu said to him.

Now people have left the Internet abruptly, and they are really not used to it, Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei sitting on the sofa: "Zhang Wei, I have read your homepage, and you are doing a really good job." ”

Zhang Wei looked depressed: "I don't want to comment, justice is in the hearts of the people." ”

Tang Youyou also came over: "Really, why did you suddenly disconnect the Internet, I just played a small game on Zhang Wei's homepage, and I slapped him a hundred times if it was a woman, and I was about to get the highest score, but the network was broken, I was really angry!" ”

Zhang Wei was still depressed: "I don't want to comment, justice is in the hearts of the people." ”

Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo also held hands and came over.

"I really can't see it, Zhang Wei, it's hidden, there are already more than 500 victims' signatures on your homepage just now!" Hu Yifei shook his head in amazement.

Zhang Wei finally couldn't help it: "I said you boring people, do you really believe that Zhang Wei is me?" If the IQ is greater than twenty, you know that Ziqiao did it. ”

Qin Yumo also fell into the well on the side: "Don't be modest, now you search for your name on Baidu, there are more than one million more than 100,000 pieces, and if you work hard, you will surpass Edison." ”

"That's because my name is popular, that's why it's so much, OK?" Zhang Wei said emotionally.

"So when I searched, I used Zhang Weijia bastard as a keyword, and I found more than two million items." Qin Yumo continued.

"Boring!" Zhang Wei didn't want to pay attention to them.

At this time, Zhang Wei's phone rang, and it was an unfamiliar number.

He didn't think much about it, and picked it up: "Hey, which one?" ”

"Not interested!"

"I said I'm not interested!"

"How much?"

I don't know what was said on the other side, Zhang Wei stood up excitedly, but looking at the people in the apartment who were staring at him, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth: "I'm not interested, don't bother me!" Then he hung up.

"What's wrong? Who's looking for you? Qin Yumo asked first.

"Say what kind of brokerage company is going to tap me as an Internet celebrity." Zhang Wei said.

"Internet celebrities, now that Internet celebrities can make money, what price do they offer you?" Boyu asked.

"Half a million a month." Zhang Wei said in a relaxed tone.

"Half a million?" Everyone screamed in unison.

"Zhang Wei, you are a blessing in disguise, and you are about to reach the peak of your life." Zeng Xiaoxian said with envy.

"I refused." Zhang Wei's tone was still very flat.

"Refused, why?" Xinling asked the questions in everyone's hearts.

"Although I, Zhang Wei, am poor, I am poor and dignified, and I will not earn this kind of money if I die!" Zhang Weiyi said rhetorically.

Everyone is impressed by Zhang Wei, not everyone can stick to their hearts under the temptation of 500,000 yuan a month.

"But if you really become an Internet celebrity, there will definitely be a lot of girls who come up and stick to you, don't look at your reputation now, but those girls don't care about this at all." Boyu said to Zhang Wei.

"And this kind of good thing?" Zhang Wei's eyes lit up, and he immediately took out his mobile phone.

However, he hovered his finger on the redial button for a long time and didn't press it, and finally put the phone away: "Hmph, this kind of girl who doesn't respect herself and loves herself, I'm not rare!" ”

Boyu took the lead in applauding: "Enlightenment! This is enlightenment! Zhang Wei: It's as if I've got to know you again. ”

Zhang Wei snorted: "I have always been a person with noble sentiments, but your prejudice against me is too deep. ”

"Boring, Zhang Wei, I can't even joke about you like this." Tang Youyou proposed, "Why don't we watch a movie, I found a few classic old movies under my coffee table." ”

"Don't watch it, this movie, I've seen it, it's stinky and long." Zeng Xiaoxian decisively objected.

But his opposition didn't have any effect, anyway, there was no net, and he couldn't do anything, Tang Youyou put the disc into the player, Zeng Xiaoxian said that he didn't want to look at it but looked at it very honestly.

Two hours passed, and everyone finished watching the movie in silence, and when it was over, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's finally over." Hu Yifei sighed, "It's really smelly and long."

Zhang Wei reached for the remote control.

"What are you doing?" Hu Yifei asked.

"I didn't want to go anywhere until my reputation was restored, so I decided to watch it again." Zhang Wei said.

"Spare us, even if you want to watch it, you have to change it." Qin Yumo said.

"I have three more here, killing spies, killing lackeys, and killing traitors, which one do you want to see?" Zhang Wei didn't know where to find three discs that looked very old at first glance.

"Aren't these three different names for the same person? actually filmed three more? Bo Yu was amazed, and he also admired Zhang Wei who collected these discs, he was really ruthless.

"I don't understand, a group of progressive young people assassinated a traitor, how big it is, making a two-hour movie, tired or not, if I come, it will be done in less than half an hour!" Hu Yifei said.

"It's not as simple as you say, in that era, the big traitor leaders had huge forces and many thugs, so they were not so easy to deal with." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Don't believe it, my great-grandmother was a progressive young man, and the story she told me wasn't like that at all." Hu Yifei said.

"Sister Yifei, then tell us the story of your great-grandmother's assassination of a traitor." Tang Youyou came interested.

"Well, it's boring to stay anyway." Hu Yifei agreed.

She cleared her throat and began to tell the story......

“… It was a dark era, traitors and lackeys were the specialties of that era, and the most insidious and vicious of them was Mr. Yi, who was known as the destroyer of flowers and murderers, who only had women and power in his eyes, and his hands were stained with the blood of his compatriots, and all the hot-blooded young people were quick to kill him! ”

“… And a student drama troupe is plotting an earth-shattering assassination, including my great-grandmother Hu Xiaofei. ”

“… Hu Xiaofei is the backbone of the repertory troupe, and at the same time, he is also a hot-blooded young man, who travels to theaters around the country every day and organizes charity performances in an attempt to stimulate everyone's patriotic enthusiasm and incite everyone's anti-Japanese sentiment. ”

“… However, by chance, Zeng Xian'er, the president of the student union, brought them a top-secret news, there will be a heavyweight meeting at the headquarters tomorrow night, on the one hand, Du Yuesheng, a heavyweight in Shanghai's smuggling circles, and on the other hand, Mr. Yi, a big traitor who is punished by everyone, he feels that this is an opportunity, an opportunity to be able to kill traitors with his own hands. ”

“… Zeng Xian'er came to the drama club for this reason, looking for allies who could help him: I need a beautiful woman with both talents and appearances, hide her identity, infiltrate the headquarters, seduce Mr. Yi, and use the beauty trick to take the opportunity to kill him! ”

"I'm against it! Even if you want to assassinate traitors, you shouldn't use the way we girls sell our chastity and dignity. Hu Xiaofei immediately objected.

"Hu Xiaofei, the assassination plan needs to be considered in the long run, and someone must make sacrifices." Zeng Xian'er spoke earnestly and said righteously.

"When you see this traitor who betrays his compatriots and dignity, you will feel that it is not difficult to kill people at all! We're just afraid that we won't kill enough, not fast enough! Hu Xiaofei stood up and said impassionedly.

"What do you mean?" Zeng Xian'er had a bad premonition.

"I decided, if you want to do it, you can do it with a big vote, what kind of ability is it to kill a traitor, I decided to blow up their headquarters tonight!" Hu Xiaofei's words calmed everyone.

"Who's joining?" Hu Xiaofei finally asked.

Everyone's eyes were on Zeng Xian'er.

Zeng Xian'er's face changed greatly, and she turned around and left.

“… Draw the knife into a piece, live up to the boy's head, just like that, our hero Hu Xiaofei took his entourage Zeng Xian'er and hit the road..."

"The two came to the outside of the headquarters and decided to sneak in."

Hu Xiaofei stretched out her hand and climbed over the high wall vigorously, without alarming anyone, but when Zeng Xian'er turned over, she accidentally didn't stand firm and fell to the ground, waking up all the soldiers who were dozing on the side.

"Faced with the heavy encirclement of the enemy, Hu Xiaofei's face did not change, took out two pistols, used the long-lost gun fighting technique, and launched a fierce battle with the enemy.

"Wait!" Tang Youyou interrupted Hu Yifei's story with his words, "Sister Yifei, are you playing the Terminator?" One person single-handedly singles out an entire command of the enemy and kills them all? ”

"It's just that, it's too, if you have this kind of strength, you can enter the palace of the Japanese emperor alone, and the Japanese invaders can't hold out for eight years at all." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"You changed the spy war movie to a science fiction film, Ah No, it's a science fiction short film." Zhang Wei also said.

"If this development continues, the five-minute story will be subtitled." Boyu also said.

"I just feel that the original version is too long-winded, and the power of justice should be invincible." Hu Yifei is an anxious person, and said confidently.

"That's true, but justice still has to go through some twists and turns to achieve the final victory, so I think the next story should develop like this..."Tang Youyou continued.

"Hu Xiaofei took the lead in breaking into the headquarters, but found that there was no one inside, and there was an ambush long ago."

"Just when I was in a state of panic, two thugs armed with grenades suddenly rushed out of it... No, it's not an ordinary grenade, it's a high bomb ... No, not a high bomb, but ... Atomic bomb. ”

"If you dodge it yourself, then the shock wave of the atomic bomb explosion will cause huge casualties, after a short decision, Hu Xiaofei resolutely sacrificed herself in front of the atomic bomb, sacrificed herself, and saved the people of the city."

"Wait!" Bo Yu interrupted her: "You mean that Hu Yifei blocked the shock wave of the atomic bomb with a mortal body fetus?" ”

"Of course, he can kill an entire command of soldiers by himself, why can't he do this."

Tang Youyou said it so reasonably, that Boyu couldn't refute it.

Although he died very heroically, death is death, Hu Yifei immediately quit: "What? I was blown up? ”

"It's not you, Sister Yifei, it's the person in the play." Tang Youyou hurriedly explained.

"Nonsense, I'm the person in the play, I'm the protagonist, how can the story continue if I die!" Hu Yifei then shouted.

"Hey, I'm not dead yet, Yoyo, you really have a vision." Zeng Xiaoxian gave Tang Youyou a thumbs up.

"Oh, Mr. Zeng, if you don't mention it, I almost forgot about you, you... Arrested and imprisoned..."

"What?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought it was time for him to show his skills. Unexpectedly, he was imprisoned by Tang Youyou in a blink of an eye.

"I think you'd better seriously think about bringing me back to life." Hu Yifei said to Tang Youyou seriously.

This option was obviously not within Tang Youyou's range of options, and she smiled and said, "Don't worry, your sacrifice won't be wasted, I..."

"I'll avenge you!" Bo Yu felt that he couldn't let Tang Youyou play so wantonly, so he interrupted her with words.

"Boyu, why are you stealing the show?" Tang Youyou shouted dissatisfiedly.

"I learned it all from you, I've seen your Tang Clan's performance rules, and one of them says like this: The play is robbed." Boyu said.

Tang Youyou was speechless, after all, Tang's performance rules are the essence of his own summarization, and he will never be wrong.

Bo Yu then told the story: "Bo Xiaoyu, alias Du Yuesheng, is the uncrowned emperor of the Shanghai underground world, but although he is an underworld figure, he is patriotic and has been evaluated by the great leader as a big festival. ”

"In secret, he has been fighting openly and secretly with the big traitor Mr. Yi, but because there are Japanese standing behind Mr. Yi, Bo Xiaoyu is often at a disadvantage, and this time he was invited to the headquarters for a banquet, and he knows in his heart that this is a Hongmen banquet."

"However, according to the latest news received, Mr. Yi's headquarters was made a big fuss by two mysterious people last night, with heavy casualties and empty troops, Bo Xiaoyu felt that this was an excellent opportunity..."

"So, he brought his most elite subordinates, Zhang Xiaowei and Qin Xiaomo, who are known as both male and female, and resolutely went to the appointment!"

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