Two abnormal managers in the fifth quarter
"Ah what? Don't you know that after returning to Chang'an, the people who will review the military merits will be Lao Du and me? Lao Du is the secretary of the Ministry of War, I am the left squire of the Ministry of War, the two of us are leading the soldiers to fight, there will always be some advantages to take advantage of, hehe, at this time it reflects the benefits of this broken position. Yun Ye was very proud, supervising himself, even if he was strict, he would be picked out by others, and it was already conceivable that those viper-like officials were staring at his every move. If you don't entertain the public at this time, I'm sorry for those hard-working and lonely officials, grandma's, Yun Shou ate a bun in his own restaurant, and threw away two of them and became the target of these guys' attacks. It is estimated that the emperor will be stunned for a while when he sees the name of Yun Shou appear on the bullet badge, and he has to think for a long time to associate the chubby Yun Shou with the food-wasting bastard in the bullet badge.
These people went crazy and impeached Zhang Jian for losing his teacher and humiliating the country in the early days of the war.
Impeachment of the Covenant, their upright teachers can't beat some wild people who have no clothes to wear.
Impeachment of Cheng Biting Jin and stationing the army in Dafeichuan for spending military resources on nothing.
The impeachment of Lao Niu was ineffective in rescuing, causing Queen Shande to flee lightly and was not captured and sent to Chang'an for exhibition.
The impeachment of Li Jing did not build a city in Heishi Mountain, and all the Tubo people attracted by the bar were killed, causing them to flee back to the Tubo Plateau, and the next time they came to plunder the land west of the river, there were still many people.
The impeachment of Liu Renyuan was tyrannical, and countless white bones were added to Crab Island, so that the seabirds in the sky did not go fishing, but waited to eat the dead bodies.
are all bastards, the only bright spot in the entire Tang Dynasty is the Western Expeditionary Army, Yunhou defeated the Turks with few victories and many victories, the camel city is invincible for thousands of miles, and he can raise the country's prestige outside the territory when he goes abroad to fight privately. He is the first capable minister of the Tang Dynasty military, a wise general!
It's better to be impeached, the mind is more vicious than a poisonous snake, and the impeachment of others is probably talking nonsense, Li Er is the emperor who fought in a war, and he knows better than anyone what is going on. Zhang Jian, Qi Bi, Cheng Yanjin, Niu Jinda, Li Jing, Liu Renyuan, Li Daozong There is nothing wrong with their approach, it is impossible for the army to fight without a tug-of-war, everyone just laughs at it.
As a little red cloud in the green bush. is the main target of this person's impeachment, impeaching Li Jing's dead tiger is already very boring, just being beaten and not fighting back, the impeachment is ruthless and the door of his house is opened, and the shadow wall is demolished, so that these people can see their husband and wife.
Yun Ye is different, young and vigorous, and must be aggressive. In addition, countless mistakes were made in the process of the western expedition, and it is necessary to ask him if he has Turkic blood on his body just to let go of the Turks. The matter of the most favored concubine or the standard Turkic cannot be mentioned, Old Master Yan has already admitted that she is the daughter-in-law of the Tang Dynasty, and said that she will be slapped by Yun Ye in the court.
As for Yun Ye's later private exit to fight, it is even more pleasing to see, no matter whether you win or lose, the ban will be the first. It can make everyone have a good mouth.
Datang doesn't have the habit of killing heroes, so they focus all their firepower on rewarding Yun Ye, if it's money, naturally no one will have an opinion, but the Messenger Hou has become a father-in-law, which will cost a lot of people's lives, which is more comfortable than being a king. There shouldn't be such an anomaly among ministers!
It is customary to impeach the general. It is to control the arrogance of the general, so that the general is grateful for the emperor's magnanimity, and the grace is out of the top, at this time, as long as a little reward is given, the general who goes out to the expedition can cherish it incomparably, this is the standard imperial technique, and the officials are moving towards this goal, and the emperor can't stop it, because it's good for the emperor.
Li Er frowned and finished reading Zhang Xingcheng's recital, folded the recital and walked out of the Taiji Palace, preparing to go to the edge of the Taiye Pool to relax, although at this time the Taiye Pool was already frozen, and it was blown by the cold wind, so as to drive away the irritability in his heart.
The armies of all walks of life began to return slowly, the defenders who replaced Yun Ye had already set off, and when Yun Ye arrived in Beiting, it was estimated that the general Sun Renshi would also arrive in Gaochang, and now there is no need for so many soldiers to stay in the Western Regions, Sun Renshi only has 20,000 soldiers in hand, and Xue Rengui only has 10,000 people in his hands, it is enough to have these 30,000 people to live in the north and south of the Tianshan Mountains, as for the Ranshi City, there is still a lot of heavy troops, looking around the Tang Dynasty, only Tubo is still surviving, if it is not for the army to go up the plateau, Li Er, the source of this trouble, did not intend to let it go.
Thinking of the honorific title they sent, Li Er's heart was on fire, the bright sky Khan of the king of kings, who has had such honor since ancient times? It's just me, Li Shimin.
Li Er's hand poked out behind him, and Duan Hong immediately put a warm flat stone in the emperor's hand, Li Er was satisfied with the two times in his hand, moved his arm, and threw the stone out with a flick of his hand, and the stone flew a long distance before falling on the ice, and bounced up violently, and continued to fly until the power exerted by the emperor on the stone completely disappeared, and finally quieted down.
Li second-hand set up a pergola and carefully looked at the landing point of the stone, and said proudly to Duan Hong: "It's not bad, my strength has not disappeared, and I can still ride a horse and dance within ten years." ”
"Your Majesty's dragon and horse spirit, in the eyes of the slave, don't say ten years, even if it is twenty or Chinese New Year's Eve years, you can catch tigers and shoot bears." Duan Hong smiled and complimented the emperor, as long as the emperor was happy, there was naturally no taboo.
A burst of dance and music came from the Yeting Palace, and Li Er pointed in which direction and asked Duan Hong strangely: "Is there any happy event in the Yeting Palace?" Why is there dance music in broad daylight? ”
"Returning to Your Majesty, this is the queen mother's selection of beauties, as long as it is selected, it will be strictly trained, singing and dancing is one of them, these beauties are prepared for the generals who are about to return to the dynasty."
Li Er nodded to show that he knew, and suddenly laughed to himself, pointed to the Yeting Palace and said to Duan Hong: "The beauty of the pink and the young man who gave Yun Ye the last time was married to someone else by his wife, and this time it is estimated that this time it is still the same, but his concubine is called Xiao Miao, is it really as brave as you said?" ”
"That's true, Your Majesty, Mrs. Xiao Miao was originally taught by her tongueless predecessors personally, and she originally wanted to train a ranger, but that little girl was unwilling to go out again when she entered the Yun family, and now she has become Yun Ye's concubine ranger."
"My son-in-law also wants to be a ranger, and you say she's in good health now?"
"Yes, Your Majesty, according to the report of the Dushui Supervisor, the princess can now carry a bucket of water up a dozen stone stairs, but ordinary palace people don't have this ability."
"Although the royal princess shouldn't work so hard, but hardships can save her life, I won't say much, you must protect the safety of the princess, if you are on a business trip, come and see you."
The master and servant walked along the Taiye Pool as they spoke, and suddenly heard a rapid sound of horses' hooves, this could only be the mount of the Red Feather Hurryer, and the others would have been shot into hedgehogs by crossbow arrows long ago.
Li Er heard the sound of horses' hooves, immediately stopped walking, hurried back to the Wanmin Palace, just entered the hall and saw Fang Xuanling, who looked strange, standing in front of Danxi with a battle report that had been opened, and when he saw the emperor coming in, he opened his mouth twice and didn't say anything, and finally simply handed the battle report to Duan Hong and asked him to show it to the emperor.
"What's not to say, under the current situation, I don't believe that anyone can turn the sky upside down!" The emperor comforted Fang Xuanling nonchalantly, and after opening the battle report and reading it, he couldn't help but gasp. "It's been determined that it's more than 33,000 people?" Li Er asked Fang Xuanling quietly.
Fang Xuanling took out a locked small box from his sleeve and handed it to Duan Hong, Duan Hong tried his best to take his eyes off the small box, this thing can be tried not to touch it, as long as the secret inside is revealed, he will be the first person to be beheaded, so after he put the small box on the emperor's case, he quickly retreated behind the curtain, not wanting to see or listen.
Li Er carefully inspected the fire paint, then took a bunch of small keys from the case, found the key corresponding to the small box and opened it gently, picked up a piece of paper from it and glanced at it quickly, and said to Fang Xuanling: "This matter is indeed from Keming's hand, although I have given Keming a secret decree, but Keming's ability to do such a thing is still beyond my expectations." It can't be Yun Ye, the bastard, who framed Keming, right? This kid has this ability. ”
Fang Xuanling shook his head and said: "It's impossible, unless Ke Ming himself is willing, no one can frame Ke Ming's body, and this letter is obviously written by Ke Ming himself, the font on it is mellow and well-rounded, and the spacing of each word is basically the same, this is Ke Ming's recital written in a calm manner, and it will definitely not go wrong, it can only be said that it was indeed Du Keming himself who personally ordered the killing of more than 33,000 Da Shi soldiers, and there is no other explanation." “
Just when the two monarchs and ministers looked at each other, the officials on duty hurriedly walked in again, holding a battle report sent by the Hongling Urgent Envoy in their hands.
Li Er's face was cloudy after opening it, and when he saw Fang Xuanling looking at him intently, he took the battle report to Fang Xuanling. "King Huo is dead? Yun Ye slaughtered the city in Shattered Leaf City for three days? Are the two of them crazy? Fang Xuanling glanced at the battle report and shouted out in surprise, in a short period of time, one after another two unbelievable battle reports, the two leaders of the Western Army, this is obviously a prelude to madness, a well-mannered and erudite Su Ru has now suddenly become a murderous executioner.
Yun Ye, who has always been cautious and close to everyone in the royal family, suddenly raised his butcher's knife at the royal family, could it be that that place in the Western Regions can really change a person? Du Ruhui, a talent like Yun Ye can't stop it?
Li Er tapped his finger on the table, and it took a while before he stopped, and said to Fang Xuanling: "No matter what, the army led by them has returned to China, even if there are these troubles, there is no damage to the army, Xuanling, send a letter to Sun Renshi for 800 miles urgently, asking him not to go to Beiting, but to go directly to meet Yun Ye's army, and order Yun Ye to rush back to Chang'an with the army." (To be continued......)
PS: Section 2