Chapter 391: A Man's Onion Heart

The next day, Guan Gu was still busy painting and pinching oranges, and he didn't want to come with Lu Ziqiao.

But Lu Ziqiao pulled him hard and forcibly dragged him over: "I must let you see this retouching monster with your own eyes, and then give me a refund!" ”

"Zhanbo has already said that Yaoyao's photos have not been repaired." Guan Gu said helplessly.

"If she hadn't repaired it, I'd eat this cup!" Lu Ziqiao swore and said, "I must take a real photo of her with my own hands, and then upload it to the basin Internet and turn it 108,000 times, so that the majority of male compatriots can take it as a warning, don't see a beautiful woman on the Internet, just pounce on it and lick it non-stop!" ”

Guan Gu looked at Lu Ziqiao helplessly and complained, and said perfunctorily: "Yes... Right... You're so right..."He just wanted to get back and pinch the oranges.

As she was talking, Yaoyao came in: "Hey, Xiaobu~"

Lu Xiaobu turned around in an instant, looked at Yaoyao who was squinting, and his eyes involuntarily narrowed: "Hi~"

Guan Gu also turned his head, looked at the squinting girl in front of him, and couldn't help asking, "Who is this..."

Lu Ziqiao stabbed Guan Gu with his elbow: "You don't know your own fans anymore?" “

Only then did Yaoyao see Guan Gu's magical appearance, and she was instantly excited and couldn't help herself: "Teacher Guan Gu, it's really you!" I've finally met you! I'm Yaoyao, and we often chat on the basin Internet. ”

Guan Gu was also at a loss: "Yaoyao? This is the mini version of Yaoyao! ”

Yaoyao, who was squinting, nodded vigorously: "Yes, you yourself look much more handsome than in the photo!" ”

Guan Gu didn't know what to say: "You... It doesn't look like the photos..."

Yaoyao nodded: "Yes, I'm fatter in the photo." ”

Guan Gu said in a magical heart, is this a matter of being fat or not? Isn't there something wrong with your focus?

He asked Lu Ziqiao in a low voice, "Are you sure she can see it?" ”

"I can't see it anyway." Lu Ziqiao, who squinted his eyes, said.

"Mr. Sekiya, is there anything you did when you called me this time?" Yaoyao asked.

"Actually, it's nothing, I took a photo with you last time, and then Guan Gu was very jealous, and he wanted to take a picture with you." Lu Ziqiao's nonsense is simply handy.

"I'm a fan of him, and if you want to shoot, you should invite him!" When Yaoyao heard that she could take a magical photo with her idol Guan Gu, she was so excited that she couldn't help herself.

"It's okay, it's all the same... No more nonsense! Lu Ziqiao magically pushed Guan Gu to Yaoyao's side.

Yaoyao took out her mobile phone and handed it to Lu Ziqiao: "Come, use my mobile phone." The other hand grabbed Guan Gu's magical arm.

"Come on, look at me." Lu Ziqiao framed the two into the lens, adjusted the focus, and pressed the shooting button.

A "click" shutter sounded, and then Lu Ziqiao's expression froze.

Yaoyao leaned over and looked at the photo: "Oops... It's like a shot. ”

"Don't be angry, Yaoyao, Xiaobu, he likes to play pranks, if you don't like it, delete it..."Guan Gu said as he walked over, but when he saw the photo on his phone, his expression froze like Lu Ziqiao.

On the photo in the mobile phone, the one who took a photo with Guan Gu's magical arm with him was a big-eyed beauty! and Mimiyan Yaoyao are two people at all!

"How so?" Guan Gu Magic and Lu Ziqiao both began to doubt life.

"Let's go get some drinks." Lu Ziqiao pulled Guan Gu to the side, "It's unreasonable!" ”

"Are you going to eat it together, or are you going to eat it piece by piece?" Guan Gu magically took the cup and slammed it in front of Lu Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao used "You really want me to die!" He looked at him.

"What are you talking about?" Yaoyao asked from her seat.

"It's nothing, we think you're photogenic." Guan Gu miraculously looked back and said.

"I still think the camera has made me fat..."Yaoyao covered her face, obviously a little embarrassed.

"Modesty..."Lu Ziqiao turned his head and lowered his voice, "I think it must be a problem with the mobile phone, we have to take a new picture, this time with my mobile phone!" ”

“… I'm going to upload this photo to my basin.com homepage. They were plotting plans on this side, and Yaoyao on the other side was muttering to herself.

"Bridge bean sacks!" It's too late for Guan Gu to stop it.

"That's it!" Yaoyao pressed the publish button.

"What are you nervous about?" Lu Ziqiao looked at him and asked.

"Oh no, she spread it on the Internet, if it is seen by Yoyo, how can I explain it!" Guan Gu said very worriedly.

"That's right, and it's still with a big-eyed beauty, you're done, I'll forward it for you now!" Lu Ziqiao gloated.

Guan Gu Magic hurriedly pressed his hand: "She is a beauty, I am innocent!" ”

"Then it depends on whether the little aunt believes it or not, anyway, I believe it." Lu Ziqiao said with a wicked smile.

"You're killing me!" Guan Gu really wanted to give Lu Ziqiao two punches.

"Now we know how bad it is, so we have to take a new one! We must catch the real moment so that we can be cleared! Lu Ziqiao said.

Guan Gu Miraculously agreed with him and asked, "How to catch it?" “

"Yikes!" Yaoyao screamed softly, it turned out that she accidentally knocked over the drink, and quickly took out a napkin and wiped it.

This is simply a great opportunity.

"It's now!"

Lu Ziqiao quickly sat opposite Yaoyao, found a good angle, and took a photo.

Yaoyao heard the shutter: "What are you shooting?" ”

"Hehe... No, Mr. Guan Gu said that your action just now was very moving, so I couldn't help but take a picture..."Lu Ziqiao said.

"Really?" Yaoyao was very happy when she heard Lu Ziqiao's praise.

"Really!" Lu Ziqiao glanced at the photo he had just taken on his mobile phone, and his jaw couldn't close.

Yaoyao's squinting eyes in the photo have once again turned into big watery eyes!

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu looked at each other: "Is this okay?" ”

After that, Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu Magic thought of many ways, including but not limited to:

"The flying saucer is coming!"

"Ketchup on the clothes!"

"Close your eyes and make a wish!"

But no matter what the method, Yaoyao is 360 degrees without dead ends, and her originally squinted eyes have become beautiful big eyes in the photo.

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but wonder if this was some kind of witchcraft!

Just when there was nothing to be done and was about to give up, the waiter came over: "Three, what else do you need?" Today's offer, order three bottles of Bingrui and get onion rings. ”

Yaoyao hurriedly waved her hand: "No, no, I'm allergic to onions." He also explained to Guan Gu magically, "I've been like this since I was a child, and I shed tears when I touch onions, and I can't cook them." ”

"Huh?"

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu looked at each other magically: "Then come two onions, raw!" ”

"And a knife!" Guan Gu magically added, "This is our habit, we can't eat less, if you don't like it, it's good not to eat." “

"Oh," Yaoyao sighed.

Onions and knives were quickly served.

Lu Ziqiao shed tears while slicing the onion with a knife.

"A woman's heart is like a raw pear, sweet on the outside and sour on the inside, people who eat pears are afraid of sourness, so they throw away their hearts, so men don't understand women's hearts!"

Guan Gu also wiped his tears: "Men are like onions, if you want to understand a man's heart, you have to peel it off layer by layer, and cry while peeling it, but in the end, you find that onions have no heart!" ”

"This is the life motto summarized by my brothers, you must keep it in mind!"

Yaoyao was even more stimulated by the onion: "It's so reasonable!" ”

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