Episode 16 Being smart is mistaken by being smart

But Xiang Xiaoqiang is most concerned about Qiu Yu now:

"Director Jiang, can you give me an accurate word, is Qiu Qiu staying in the base now, or has he been kidnapped like everyone else?"

Director Jiang tilted his head slightly and stared at him, and said with a smile:

"You seem to care about Qiu Yu very much."

"Yes, I care about her!"

"You love her so much?"

Xiang Xiaoqiang became more and more angry, and said very bluntly:

"Yes, I love her so much! Please tell me how she is! ”

Director Jiang stared at Xiang Xiaoqiang for a long time, and his well-trained brain was running at full speed: analysis, reasoning, judgment, comparison, and finally, with a woman's intuition, she felt that Xiang Xiaoqiang's concern for Qiu Yu was not pretending.

Desheng and Gou said casually that Xiang Xiaoqiang was the uncle of their Heaven and Earth Society, and she didn't believe it yet, how could anyone talk about marriage the next day after they met. Besides, even if Xiang Xiaoqiang intends to approach our personnel, he should choose someone more important than Qiu Yu.

But there is one layer she didn't expect that once a couple of men and women have experienced living and dying together, especially if they looked at each other before, the relationship will definitely develop at a geometric speed, and they will definitely be able to go to church as soon as they get off the line of fire.

Director Jiang slowly put the quill into the inkwell, stirred it slowly, and already had a plan in his heart, so he snorted and said leisurely:

"I said Mr. Xiangda, now even the Dongchang Jinyi Guard is in the dark from you, do you think you are embarrassed to ask questions?"

"What?" Xiang Xiaoqiang was stunned for a moment and explained, "No, I mean, I just want to know ...... Qiu Qiu now."

"I know what you mean," Director Jiang interrupted him, putting on a playful smile, "but I mean, you don't tell us the truth, so why should we tell you the truth?" ”

Ah, this...... Xiang Xiaoqiang was speechless, and scolded in his heart: Grandma's, I was caught by this dead woman.

…… Fuckyou,Fuckyou,Fuckyou!

He kept bursting with foul language in his heart. Suddenly—

“Fuckyou!”

A shout was accidentally exploded. Xiang Xiaoqiang was taken aback, and quickly covered his mouth and looked at Director Jiang.

Just kidding, this is the East Factory, and besides, there is still a beauty on the other side, especially the most sensitive to this kind of foul language, and it will kill if you don't get it. It is said that the most ruthless people in the Nazi concentration camps were the female guards.

Looking at it closely, Director Jiang's reaction was very strange, squinting at him, neither angry nor generous, as if he was thinking about something violently.

"You just ...... Say what? ”

Her tone was pretending to be quiet, but she could still hear a hint of excitement.

No, Xiang Xiaoqiang thought, didn't I just say "Fuck" you, wouldn't you look at me so YD.

Xiang Xiaoqiang tried to ease the atmosphere, and couldn't help but pop out another sentence in English:

“I’msorry…… No, that's what, hehe, I didn't say anything. ”

"That's not right!" Director Jiang leaned forward and forced a sentence, "You're speaking English!" Right? ”

Xiang Xiaoqiang was stunned, staring at her suspiciously, a little confused: I "fucked" her, she should be angry, what is the reaction?

I speak a word of English, does it matter? Why does she have the look of a cat catching a mouse?

Xiang Xiaoqiang's mind suddenly lit up and understood: This woman doesn't know English! And in her opinion, I speak English as a flaw, and I accidentally leaked my mouth!

Not to mention, it's the 30s, no matter what dynasty it is, the level of education is definitely much lower than that of later generations. In addition, globalization has not yet begun, and English is far from being as important as in later generations, even if a well-educated spy like her does not understand it, but I, a hairy boy who ran from the Qing Dynasty, does, no wonder she is so excited and grabs it.

Okay, Xiang Xiaoqiang quickly made up his mind: No matter what you think, I will make good use of this as a bargaining chip, at least to find out about Qiu Yu's situation. However, in order to hang up your appetite, you have to pretend to be a little more like.

"This ...... This," Xiang Xiaoqiang looked frightened for a while, and said hesitantly, "You don't know, this is a dialect in our hometown, which sounds a bit like English, but it is actually a ...... of Chinese."

Looking at Xiang Xiaoqiang's "desire to cover", Director Jiang was more confident and said with a smile:

"Do you know English?"

"I ...... I don't understand, I don't understand. ”

"Don't understand at all?"

"I don't understand at all."

Director Jiang immediately pulled down his face:

"Then how do you know if your hometown dialect is like English?"

"Ah...... Yes...... This ......"

Director Jiang returned to his previous playful laughter:

"Aren't you from Xuzhou? Why, is Xuzhou dialect very similar to English? I don't know yet. ”

"Ah...... This one...... It's not ...... It's actually ......."

Xiang Xiaoqiang was dumbfounded, red-faced, and looked like he was forced to the root of the wall, and he almost laughed in his heart, he admired his acting skills too much.

I really deserve to be a fox Xiaoqiang! There is a saying that no cunning hunter can fight a good fox.

Director Jiang admired Xiang Xiaoqiang's appearance, and thought with satisfaction:

No matter how cunning a fox is, he can't fight a good hunter. Although this young man is very smart, he is too young after all.

…… In this way, all the fog and contradictions on this "Xiang Xiaoqiang" are easy to explain: both ignorance of the Ming Dynasty and ignorance of the Qing Dynasty; I learned a Xuzhou dialect, but I don't know much about the situation in Xuzhou; is like a well-trained agent, but also has a lot of evidence to prove that he is not an agent of the Qing Dynasty; It can not only help us rescue the captives from the Qing Dynasty, but also fall in love with the girl in it like lightning......

His temperament, behavior, speech and demeanor are completely different from the Qing Dynasty spies captured in the past, and he is not even like a person who grew up in this social environment since childhood. Especially when he is subconscious, he will speak English directly.

Director Jiang made up his mind, played with the quill, and said with a smile:

"Actually, not only the Qing Dynasty and Japan, sometimes, even Britain, France, the Netherlands, and other countries that are friendly to us, will send some people like Mr. to our Ming Dynasty to a greater or lesser extent. It's nothing, it's normal, everyone is their own master, who told us all to eat this bowl of rice...... Mr. Xiang, are you right? ”

Well? What do you mean? Xiang Xiaoqiang obviously heard that she was making some kind of hint: Could it be that she suspected that I was a spy for a third country? Totally possible! What about that country? I speak English...... She's suspecting that I'm from England!

If you think about it, it's outrageous, but it's logical. So, is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Xiang Xiaoqiang didn't want her to observe her expression, so she lowered her head with a weak heart, and just happened to see the newspaper on the coffee table, with the headline reading:

"Japan's Prince Takamatsunomiya Nobuhito Arrived at Lushun Military Port at Noon Yesterday at Noon and Arrived in Beijing This Morning to Begin a Half-Moon 'Visit' to the Puppet Qing Regime"

In the other half of the edition, another headline is-for-tat:

"British Prince Edward on the World Visit of the Battleship "Hood", Will Arrive in China in Early February to Spend Chinese New Year's Eve with His Majesty and the Daming People

This will read the article.

The Qing Dynasty and the Ming Dynasty were hostile states. The Japanese prince came to visit the Qing Dynasty, and the British prince immediately came to the Ming Dynasty to "celebrate Chinese New Year's Eve". That is to say, both the Ming and Qing dynasties had backstage, the Qing Dynasty backstage was Japan, and the Ming Dynasty backstage was Britain. The two great powers, each supporting one regime, are competing on the East Asian continent. It's a political signal of support.

Analyze it to Xiaoqiang, it should be like this. A wave of joy rose to my heart: it was a great thing that she had taken me for a British spy. Not only did you not dare to do anything to me, but you also had to be polite. On top of that, she hasn't been able to verify it yet.

Director Jiang was smiling and staring at him at this time, humming a song casually, and his fingers were still lightly tapping on his knees.

As soon as Xiang Xiaoqiang heard this tune, he immediately felt happy in his heart: Isn't this "God Save the Queen"? The British national anthem, casually on Baidu. Oh, probably this woman, although she assumed that she was a British spy, was not sure yet, and hummed this tune tentatively.

Originally, Xiang Xiaoqiang was not very sure of his judgment, but as soon as he heard her humming the British national anthem, he immediately made a decision. He accidentally downloaded an album of "National Anthems of All Nations", and now not to mention that Director Jiang hums the British national anthem, even if he hums the Albanian national anthem, it will not be difficult for him.

Xiang Xiaoqiang took a deep breath, raised his eyes resentfully, with an expression of admitting defeat, and said with a depressed expression:

"Director Jiang, there are some things that we just need to tacitly do. You hum this tune, do you want me to stand up for you or what? ”

Director Jiang was finally satisfied, he smiled, his eyebrows and eyes were crooked, he stood up, and stretched out his hand to him very sassily:

"Hehe, re-acquaint yourself, in Xiajiang Meilu, the director of the Fifth Division of the Second Bureau of the Daming East Editing Factory."

Xiang Xiaoqiang also stood up, shook hands with her reluctantly and gracefully, nodded and said:

"It's a great honor. Miss River, under Bond, oh James Bond. You're in five, hehe, I'm one behind you. ”

Jiang Meilu was slightly stunned, and immediately understood that he was alluding to the "six", that is, the British MI6.

She didn't break it, but smiled:

"How about it, it's the first time I've come to Daming...... Tourism? What do you think? We've got nice weather here, right? ”

Well, the face becomes really fast, and I will become a tour guide in no time. Not to mention, Xiang Xiaoqiang really came to Daming for the first time, and he really paid more than 2,000 yuan to travel.

"Hehe, yes," Xiang Xiaoqiang also smiled, looking like a British gentleman, "You know, this season is in our place, and the weather is terrible." ”

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