Chapter 101: You're a fucking genius!
Like Mr. Yu, Professor Deng has three hobbies in his life:
Listen to music, tune, fish.
The song is the song of the Sorting Hat and Phoenix Fox, which is obviously difficult to listen to and sings, but he is blown to the level of an international superstar, and the effect of a stage play.
Even inexplicably let the Sorting Hat, develop a sense of superiority, and make its song a musical myth recognized by the whole world at every turn.
The so-called training is to be idle, pick some special students, and cultivate them...... Like Uncle Newt and Hagrid.
And then...... Both were expelled from school.
Dumbledore also wanted to train William, but due to the Ravenclaw Bronze Ring, he came out too quickly and didn't give the professor much advice, so he escaped.
Now, the Headmaster's main focus is on the Immortal Boy, trying to turn Harry into his shape.
After William's long observation, Dumbledore did not hone Harry's magic skills as he taught him, but deliberately cultivated Harry's courage.
Dumbledore wanted to turn Harry into a stunned ...... The brave kind!
Training is a long-term goal, and there are all kinds of tests in between...... Dumbledore began his fishing career.
The Headmaster has fished countless fish...... Tywin, Quirrell, Lockhart, almost once a year.
Apparently, with Blake and James' complicated relationship, the headmaster is fishing again.
There may even be a plan for Harry to grab Blake with his own hands, complete the sublimation of his heart, make a gorgeous turn, and go to the pinnacle of life from then on.
Otherwise, there was no reason why he didn't block the secret passage.
William is not optimistic about the principal's fishing, in the past two years, he has been racing too fast, and the rollover record has increased.
Otherwise, how could Riddle have been resurrected and run away?
If William was a traffic policeman, he would have revoked his driver's license to the principal a long time ago, where could he still let him drive every day.
In the evening, Thestrals ran wildly on the road, and the students of Hogsmeade began to return to the castle one after another.
The three little ones had already returned from the secret passage, and did not follow the carriage.
As he passed the intersection, William glanced at the gate.
The two cute dementors, who didn't even bother to eat, still stood there dedicatedly.
Throwing away the characteristics of liking to attack people, it is still good for a dementor to be a doorman, at least he can work for nothing without getting paid.
If he was walking down the road, William would hold the big black in his left hand and drag the rope that tied the Dementors with his right hand, allowing them to act as kites in mid-air......
This is the real "left leading the yellow, right catching the cang", the young man chatting about the old man's madness.
Sounds exciting!
Thestrals stopped in front of the castle, and William and Hermione got out of the carriage.
After getting out of the car, William saw the angry Autumn and jumped out of another carriage.
Cedric followed, trying to explain something.
Autumn ignored him, said hello to William and Hermione, and ran straight into the castle.
"What's wrong?" William looked at Cedric and said in shock, "Did you take advantage of no one else to do something excessive?"
You beast! ”
Hey, old dementor doorman?
There's a scumbag here,
Please arrest him immediately and send him to Azkaban.
"I didn't do anything, just listen to your words and take Qiu to eat a feast of fish bodies." Cedric's face flushed. "She called me a pervert...... It's all your fault! ”
"Did you really go? That's the IQ tax. William couldn't help but laugh.
"That's not what you said in the morning."
"What is a feast for the fish?" Hermione couldn't help but ask.
"Hermione, I'm telling you, William is ......"
William hurriedly covered Cedric's mouth.
"Don't listen to Cedric, he confessed his failure and wanted to blame me for sending him a girlfriend.
I found him a mermaid princess, and he hated people and made them ugly! ”
William's words were clean.
Hermione glanced at William suspiciously.
William suddenly looked up and stared at the window of the Defence Against the Dark Arts office on the third floor of the castle.
Cedric broke free and looked curiously.
"What's wrong?" Hermione asked quietly.
"I saw something strange, maybe I was dazzled." William shook his head.
The three of them walked into the castle and saw Harry in the Great Hall, who was talking to the twins with horror on his face.
"What's going on?" Getting closer, Cedric asked.
"Ron......" Harry stumbled as he explained.
"What happened to Ron?"
He ...... Caught! ”
“……”
Harry was quick to recount.
It turns out that after his confinement from Professor McGonagall, he meets Professor Lupin and goes to the Defence Against the Dark Arts office for tea.
Professor Snape went, and then Ron followed.
Ron didn't go on his own, but was sent by a Slytherin student.
The reason is simple: he was in front of the Slytherin common room, selling portraits of Professor Snape.
"Where did Ron sell it?" William sensed something was wrong with his ears.
"Slytherin common room door." Harry sighed helplessly.
silent
Deathly silence!
For a while, William was speechless, and could only sigh in his heart:
"You're a fucking genius!"
gnawing pig's trotters in mosques; Blacks ran to the American "wells" to get ...... Ron's saucy operation, probably can be opened in two-five-five!
Where do you not sell well, do you have to go to the door of the Slytherin common room to sell it?
Anyway, the effect of the show exploded, after all, today is Halloween Eve. Everyone is pretending to be a ghost, and Ron directly wants to become a ghost.
In the office, Ron also took the initiative to admit that he took the photo and wanted to earn some pocket money. Harry said.
"This idiot!" Fred's face was cloudy, and he scolded, "Ron should have said that he picked up the photo!" ”
"Where's Ron now?" George laughed angrily, "I mean...... Where is his body? ”
Several people looked sideways slightly.
Well, Ron's self-destructing truck-style behavior is indeed no different from suicide!
"Ron was locked up in Snape's office, and Gryffindor was deducted two hundred points."
Thinking of the scene, Harry was still a little afraid. Snape and Professor Lupin almost fell apart.
Luckily, Dumbledore arrived in time, and it was unknown where he got the news.
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With Ron's arrest, the news quickly spread.
Ron became famous all at once.
This effect is very dramatic, because in the eyes of the young wizard, Ron is usually very inconspicuous, and follows Harry all day long, like a little henchman.
Now I suddenly found out that the little follower was the big guy.
It's like an ordinary chemistry teacher, who turns out to be the world's top drug king behind his back...... Do you think you're filming Breaking Bad?
Ron's reputation is not too friendly.
In normal times, everyone would think that he is a Gryffindor hero. But with a deduction of 200 points, no one can accept the little lions.
Everyone thought he was a bit lacking in heart and went to the Slytherin common room to sell photos.
William also felt Ron strange.
Obviously, he studied sales in private.
At the very least, the poisonous chicken soup that "sold the comb to the monk" must have been read and memorized by Ron.
Otherwise, it would not be whimsical and run to Slytherin to develop potential customers.
In this way, Ron is even more ...... than Harry Brave!
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