Chapter 1, get off Liwei

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Many years later, when Bai Cang Shixun is Hongfu looked back on his magnificent life, there was one thing that he always regretted, that is, in the second half of the third year of Jian'an, he was not in Xudu and could not face that person.

The longer he struggled in the troubled times, the more Shixun's self-confidence swelled, and he felt that the instigation of the butterfly's wings from the future could really lead to a chain reaction, and eventually cause a violent storm, even if it could not sweep away the decay of the world, it could also cleanse a certain amount of dirt. But he still retained a certain amount of self-knowledge, he knew that if he did not have the insight above the times, if there was no research and analysis of the overall social situation of the Three Kingdoms at the end of the Han Dynasty for two thousand years, it would be difficult to look at the top sages of this era such as Xun's uncle and nephew, Guo Jia, and Jia Xu with his own ability. The only thing he is good at, and he prides himself on being incomparable, is only this tongue in his mouth.

Perhaps some irresponsible remarks on the Internet in later generations will directly judge themselves as the first "troll" in ancient China, or even the first "mouth cannon", and even the father of the nation will be stunned. However, in the original history that he did not intervene in, there was indeed a big "troll" in this era, who had never been seen before, and who might not even come after, and the two "trolls" could not meet each other, and they could not spit on the stars for a short time, which was really a regrettable thing.

Just like the fans of the Three Kingdoms in later generations, it is regrettable that Guo Fengxiao and Zhuge Kongming cannot meet, and who is strong and who is weak is inconclusive. Of course, in fact, Kong Ming's ability is completely different from Feng Xiao's strength, and it is better to compare Kong Ming to Feng Xiao than to Wen Ruo. It's Xun and the famous "troll". In fact, it is not all the way to the goods.

This "troll". It is You Heng and You who killed your body because of your mouth.

You Heng probably came to Xu Capital in the spring of the third year of Jian'an. With a famous thorn, he went around to do it, but no one appreciated it, as it is written in the history books: "As for the tattoo word is destroyed." "Later, it was Xun who asked others about the situation of You Zhengping, and it turned out that no one appreciated him, but the problem was that this person's attitude was too arrogant, and he asked for a recommendation, how could he always hold his head high. Rolling his eyes, with a stinky virtue of "Can you recommend me to be your ancestor for eight generations to accumulate virtue"?

He once visited Wang Cang, Wang Zhongxuan was good-tempered, but before he had time to discuss poetry with Youheng, just a few words of greeting, he couldn't help but blush, and sent off the guest angrily.

You Heng is not only arrogant in his attitude, but also unforgiving in his words. Someone asked him: "What about Chen Changwen (Chen Qun) and Sima Boda (like Nalang)?" You Heng scolded: "I can come from Tuguer!" Someone else asked: "Xun Wenruo (Xun Yu), Zhao Zhichang (Zhao Rong) Yun He?" You Heng pouted: "If Wen can borrow the face to mourn, the young man can make the chef entertain." ”

However, some people asked what they thought of Shixun, after all, Xun Wenwen was famous. You Heng is quite polite, and he didn't give a cheap servant who killed pigs and mourned. Hikari said: "It is Hongsuke who is a guest with people, and he can make the guests and hosts happy." "That's a cleaner who is good at livening up the atmosphere, telling jokes, and gossiping.

Shi Xun didn't get angry when he heard this, but just smiled lightly: "How should I be an earl?" "As for who Count Ying is, no one knows except himself.

But I didn't hear this until many years later. You Heng entered Beijing, just in time for Cao Song's death, Xu Du was in chaos, I don't know why, he didn't come to the Xun Mansion to do it (probably because he said bad things about the master, he was embarrassed to come to the door again), and ran to find someone else. When he heard about it, he didn't go out of his way to search for it, and he was waiting to see the good show of "naked drumming". Kong Rong met one time and said to him: "Pingyuan is a master, poetry and writing are not right, and the other day is to lead to meet Hongsuke." "It's Xun who thinks about it in the future, and it should be said that it is You Heng, but it's a pity that a few days later, he was ordered to go out of Beijing, and he didn't have the chance to see him.

After that, You Heng beat the drum and scolded Cao, and was driven to Jingzhou by Cao Cao, and then offended Liu Biao, and was driven to Jiangxia by Liu Biao, and soon died at the hands of Huang Zu - in the original history, there was also Huang Gong to save (although he could not be saved), but now that Huang Gongli saw him in Xudu, he couldn't even find a savior. It's Hongfu and You Zhengping, the two "trolls" in the world, who are on the same side.

In the autumn of the third year of Jian'an, it was probably the same time that Kong Rong recommended You Heng to Cao Cao, and it was Xun Zheng boating on the river, looking at the endless green mountains in the distance. He instinctively sensed that a new chapter in his life was about to begin, and it was hard to predict whether it would be a comedy or a tragedy, a drama or a farce, a thrilling or a bland one.

He couldn't help but sigh and paraphrase the name of the place in later generations: "Shanxi, I'm here." ”

In August of the third year of Jian'an, he was the commander of Hedong County and supervised the military of Hedong, and left Xudu with Zhong Xuan, the captain of Sili, and marched north on the same road. Shixun feels that this is a major turning point in his life, and will he completely end his diplomatic career of traveling to the field......

The position of Si Li's lieutenant was originally the supervisor and magistrate of Sanfu and Henan, and his authority was quite large, but now there are two military regions in the jurisdiction, Cao Ren and Shixun, and Zhong Xuan can only manage civil affairs, so he is empty and does not have many military horses to accompany him. Shi Xun is different, Cao Cao allocated 2,000 soldiers and horses under his command, and according to Shi Xun's request, most of them selected the Qingzhou soldiers who were more proficient.

A group of people from Yingchuan to Henan, Zhong Xuan stayed in Luoyang, Shi Xun led the army to continue to advance, from Maojin to the north, soon over Wu Mountain, over the salt pond, arrived at Anyi. The journey was very urgent, and when Zhang Ji, who joined the army, asked why, it was Xun Nai who smiled and said: "I don't want Wang Wendu (Wang Yi) to take precautions." ”

However, since the soldiers and horses entered the territory of Hedong, it was impossible to keep it secret, especially near Anyi, and it was impossible to keep the county guard Wangyi in the dark, so he sent someone to pass it on in advance, not to mention that he would come over to take over, but just said: "The servant is Xun, and he came to announce the edict by the order of the Son of Heaven." ”

Wang Yi did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly led his subordinates to the south gate of Anyi, and waited in the pavilion ten miles away. It was Xun who changed horses and rode in a car, only from the hundred horsemen first, and met Wang Yi. After meeting him, this Wang Junshou was about fifty years old, with a straight bone and pin, and seemed to be quite thin, but his spirit was still vigorous. Behind him were not only dozens of subordinate officials and more than 100 county soldiers, but also a large group of people crawling beside the road. Welcome to the angels.

It was Xun who swept his eyes. But I saw that most of the people were old. Even those who have white beards, although they are not brave, there are few people with vegetables, their clothes are old, and there are few ragged and dirty people - they should all be gentry and merchants in the city, and the elderly in the countryside, which is also the meaning of the title.

Seeing this kind of scene, Ji Xun's mood couldn't help but relax slightly.

The carriage slowly stopped, and Wang Yi took two steps forward. Bow your hand and salute: "General Chenzhenbei, Anyang Tinghou, Hedong County Shouwangyi, welcome the angels." ”

When it comes to the title, Wang Yi is above the Xun, the Lord is the Marquis, and the general of the four towns is alongside, and Jiuqing, according to the reason, the Xun should get off the car and return the salute quickly. However, seeing that this servant was still standing tall on the car, he just raised his hand and made a move: "Who is Fan Xian, who is Wei Gu?" ”

All the officials were stunned. When even the two of them came out of the crowd, they arched their hands and said, "Mo Nai Zhonglang will be Fan first." "Peng Weigu, Hedong County."

It was Xun's face that sank like water: "I took it." ”

Almost at the same time as he spoke. Several cavalrymen jumped up at the same time and rushed towards Fan Xian and Wei Gu. That Wei Gu was originally a Confucian student, and he was captured and killed, but Fan Xian was the old Bai Bo handsome, with strong strength, and he immediately knocked down a cavalryman with one punch, and the other punch covered in front of him, "Oh Woo" took three steps back, and protested: "What is the crime of the last general?!" ”

Shi Xun stretched out his hand and took out a roll of plain silk from his arms, and replied in a deep voice: "There is an edict here, do you dare to resist the decree?" Fan Xian was terrified when he heard this, and his hand couldn't help but slow, and he was immediately grabbed by the shoulders of two cavalrymen and pressed to the ground.

Wang Yi was also shocked, took two steps forward, and held the carriage: "Why are the two innocent?" What is the will of the imperial court? ”

As soon as Shi Xun saw that Fan and Wei were captured, the corners of his lips twitched slightly, and he was already with a spring breeze in an instant, but he took Su Bao back into his arms with his backhand, hurriedly jumped out of the car, and grabbed Wang Yi's wrist: "General Wang, you and I will ride into the city together." ”

Wang Yi's strength was too small, so he pushed him and put him in the car, and he was still asking: "Don't you need to announce the decree in the waiter?" What exactly are these two people ......" Shixun never let go of his wrist, and replied with a smile: "You can announce the edict in the city, don't worry, as for these two people......"

He took a deep breath, until he and Wang Yi were all firmly on the car, then he slowly exhaled his breath and shouted: "Fan Xian, Wei Gu, under the orders of Zhong Si, the two of them skillfully disobeyed the magistrate, committed a sudden rule, should be impeached, and the investigation is treacherous - immediately beheaded!" ”

Immediately, the knife fell to the head, and it was swift and incoherent. The onlookers cried for their fathers and mothers, and avoided them one after another, and the subordinate officials in Hedong were also frightened, covering their faces and retreating. Wang Yi was angry and panicked, and asked loudly: "Since it is the order of the minister, not the edict of the imperial court, how can you not do it in Wenjunzhong, but make the servant behead him?" Ann has this method! Shi Xun tightened his hand holding the other party's wrist slightly, approached Wang Yi's ear, and replied in a low voice: "Chao Ming, Ren is the guard of Hedong County, summoning General Wang to return to the capital, I am new to the city, and it is necessary to establish authority, so I will kill the fang in the middle of the pavilion." ”

After saying this, he didn't look at Wang Yi's shocked expression, and patted Che Shi: "Let's go, wait for General Wang to enter the city in the same car!" ”

Killing this Fan and Wei is of course not without purpose, but for a reason. It is said that after Shixun accepted the assignment to guard Hedong, before the order was issued, he first went to Guo Jia and asked for information on all the relevant Hedong counties. Guo Jia had already obtained Cao Cao's tacit approval in advance, so he poured his money into it, and Shi Xun moved the large stack of bamboo slips and wooden slips back to the house, and read them all night, and couldn't help but hate the case: "I don't know where Du Bohou is?!" ”

The documents and materials he read in his previous life have not been sorted out for a long time, and they have gradually faded into the depths of his memory-he also wants to record many things, but if he accidentally leaks them, he is afraid of hearing and hearing, so he hesitates for a long time, but he still doesn't dare to put pen to paper, so he has to recite it silently, and it is inevitable that he will miss everything--the information collected by Guo Jia has gradually been dug up...... (To be continued!)

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