Chapter 1035: A Way to Bring the Dead Back to Life!
Chapter 1035 The Way to Bring the Dead Back to Life!
Intimidation alone is not enough, in case this painful worm can't think of it, and a fish dies and the net is broken, then it will lose its original intention, so we have to think of a way, scientifically...... Ahem, magically really suppress the pain worm in the body of the little black charcoal and protect the little black charcoal.
To do this, the power of me and Jeluka alone is absolutely not enough, so we have to use the power of the Mage Guild.
At first, I thought it was a bit difficult, after all, even if I was an elder of the alliance, but to mobilize a large number of Mage Guild forces to save a little girl who was insignificant to the Alliance, it was too much anyway, when I stepped into the Mage Guild, I thought about it for a long time, and finally thought of the scene of Xiao Hei Tan in the dark night, and the whole thin body crawling on the grass to pick up mud, before gritting his teeth and rushing in, it was considered a willful one, even if it was with the order of the elder, let the Mage Guild help with this.
Unexpectedly, I just finished explaining, and there are really a bunch of idle mages who are hurting...... Although it is unreasonable to describe people who are willing to help themselves, but in my eyes they are like this, and the reason why they are willing to help is probably based on the interest of research, such a group of people, their eyes lit up, and they all expressed their willingness to do their best for the alliance, so everyone hit it off, and in the mage guild president, who was originally skeptical, hugged his head and screamed, everyone began to get busy about how to seal the painful worms that invaded the body.
Then, my magic apprentice was kicked out for such a ruthless reason as helping back, what a group of cold guys, I cursed and left the conference room officially nominated as the [Saving Humanity Project Task Force on How to Seal a Painful Worm], once the mages entered the research mode, they were a group of cold-blooded animals with only spell formulas in their heads, which I once again deeply realized.
Where did Jeroka go? Since I was kissed in the eye, I yelled that I was going to get pregnant and then left with a blushing face, fortunately it was in the Mage Guild, and there was no one around, otherwise there would be a fresh ** rumor that would come out the next day, and I even thought of the title for those bastard gossip lovers - "The Amazing Beast Haunted Lady Beware of the Alliance Elder Who Will Get Pregnant If He Kisses Him".
“……”
Maybe it wouldn't be bad if it did, Veras had always wanted to give me a baby.
Jeruka's long purple hair is quite eye-catching, and in the guild, I just grabbed a few mages and asked them to know her whereabouts.
actually went to the mage library again, could it be that the elven royal library can't satisfy her anymore? Walking through the layers of bookshelves, finally, in a corner of the library the size of a football field, a purple figure was found.
Sitting on the ground, half-leaning on the bookshelf, the pair of purple eyes that usually blink around, looking extremely smart, but now staring at the book in his hand motionlessly, his expression does not give people a sense of silence and dullness, although the eyes are less agile, but in exchange for what she has never shown to herself, a quiet aura like a lake elf.
A beautiful and unfamiliar atmosphere arose, and the small corner of less than two square meters seemed to be cut into another world by the temperament she exuded at this time, a world that only belonged to her and the book, like a small black charcoal but different, exuding a kind of atmosphere completely isolated from this world, as if being in the silence of another space, obviously close in front of you, but as if you could never touch that figure.
Hating the feeling, I coughed heavily, but there was no response, and I strode up and crouched down in front of her."
"Hey, can you hear me? Jeroka? ”
No response.
"Hey, hey, get up, eat"
Still no response.
"Oh no, Calujie is here"
Still unresponsive.
“……”
I looked away for a moment, and then I put my face close to her delicate and sweet face, so close and close that I could even smell the sweet smell of tulips coming out of the other person's nose, and I could feel the moisture and temperature of the soft cherry lips, and then ......
Brushing his face, his lips lightly attached to his white ear, and he said three words softly.
"Birth control pills."
“”
As if a rabbit had been suddenly startled by some slight movement, Jeroka looked up blankly, quickly glanced left and right, and then, the purple eyes that had become active again looked at me almost at a close distance.
Sluggish......
With a "snap", the book in her hand slipped and fell to the wooden floor.
"Wow......"
"Wow?"
It is also a helpful word of unknown meaning.
"Wow wow wow ~~~~~ pregnant His Royal Highness the Prince, ahhh
Bosom...... His Royal Highness the Prince, who is pregnant?
I was stunned, my eyebrows on both sides were tangled together, if it weren't for this guy's red face and red ears, and she looked frightened by my sudden appearance, I would have thought that she was selling some strange pornographic jokes.
Having said that, only a keyword like a contraceptive pill can wake up, this guy is really completely hopeless, maybe Huang Duanzi is really her ontological attribute.
"Snap".
"Woo~~~"
By the way, it was Jerouka who was frightened and quickly leaned back and tried to step back, but her head hit the loud noise on the bookshelf behind her and her subsequent screams.
"Bang~~~~"
Didn't accept the lesson at all, screamed and subconsciously stepped back, and the result was a double goal, if the cartoon of the picture table xiàn was a little bit, Jieluka now has two big bags growing in the same position on her head.
"Smack~~~"
Still not accepting the lesson, completely ignoring the principle of not doing anything but three and continuing to crash backwards, I said, you can't think about it? Or did the bookshelf offend you?
"Smack~~~"
I began to wonder if I was really that terrifying to let a guy who was usually quite clever crash into the same place four times in a row.
"Alright, that's enough."
Seeing that there was a fifth time, I hurriedly grabbed Jeruka's shoulder and pressed her, don't get me wrong, I'm just worried about the bookshelf, yes, being able to be hit four times in a row by a guy with high-level strength in the pseudo-realm without falling apart, you have worked very hard to survive, bookshelf children's shoes.
It took a while for Jeluka to calm down, presumably ashamed of what had just happened, and for a while, on the pretext of looking out and getting some fresh air, she sold her front to the window, leaving me with only a background.
"What are you reading? It's so exciting to watch. ”
The atmosphere was slightly awkward, and I picked up the book that Jeluka had left on the ground and flipped through it casually.
"Ahem."
The wind outside the window blew the curtains, and Jeluka turned her head in a dusty gesture, and danced with the white veil with her purple hair.
"The day before yesterday I saw a beast duke, yesterday I saw a bottle of birth control pills, and today I met you."
"No...... Even if you say that, I don't know how to answer, okay? And why is it one? A beast duke? What exactly is the Duke of the Beast? Is he still human? Finally, don't juxtapose me with strange things. ”
I tilted my head in annoyance, what was this strong sense of déjà vu? It seems that not so long ago, I heard something like this, and I remembered that it was the guy Alius, can I say something like "the same move will not work on the Saint Seiya a second time"?
"It's really superficial, it's a famous saying."
With this sentence, Jeluka finally returned to normalcy.
"If that's the case, then you should reflect on it, don't insult the famous bastard."
"I just wanted to try to say it, did His Royal Highness feel it just now? A girl's breath from 240 years into the future. ”
"I think I smell the moldy smell of birth control pills 240 years later."
"Birth control pills are always full of girlish vibes."
In the face of my complaints, Jeluka calmly looked out the window, her expression and tone were long and ethereal, but the words she said were full of yellow atmosphere.
"Then I would like to ask the young lady from 240 years in the future, what does the future look like?" Bearing back, I tried to keep the conversation going.
"Well, monsters are running rampant."
The future girl frowned, and her serious expression made people feel that the future was really as dark as she said.
"The monster named Duke of the Beast, all over the continent, is encased in a terrifying black smooth carapace, trembling its tentacles and crawling everywhere."
"Has the Duke of Beasts been mass-produced, bastard, how obsessed are you with the Duke of Beasts, bastard, then again, what the hell is the Duke of Beasts, is the bastard a cockroach with a human face?"
I couldn't hold back any longer, and the angry tea table turned into a roaring body.
"Birth control pills...... It can't stop the spread of the Duke of Beasts, and the continent is finished. Sitting on the ground like a miserable girl from a stage play, Geluka sobbed (performance mode) said.
"Ahh
"Wrong"
Jeluka stood up suddenly, her body straight, as if in an instant she had changed from a sad princess lamenting the destruction of the world to a knight queen who vowed to save the continent.
"I'm just a birth control pill seller."
In my shocked gaze, she was holding a bottle in one hand and pointing to the three big words on the contraceptive pill on the bottle with the other, and a light seemed to flash in the corner of her eye.
“……”
Okay, I know, I'm already very clear, even if this guy's identity is indeed from the future after 240, the purpose of coming here is just to sell festivals.
I can't get entangled with her on the topic of contraceptive pills, and I always feel that I will be brought into a dark whirlpool of black contraceptives that will never see the light of day.
I tried to change the subject, but my eyes fell on the book in my hand, closed the page, and glanced at the cover.
Well, let me see, the name is ...... "The Dragon Knight and His Female Dragon Who Can Be Incarnated as a **Beautiful* Female Riding Across the Continent Legend Teaches You to Ride the Dragon Yulia 100 Style"?
Rubbing his eyes, could it be that he has been reading Veras's letters every night recently, and his eyes are tired and his vision is blurred?
When I look at it again, it's not me who is broken, it's not the world that is broken, and now I'm sure of that.
"Well, very third-rate novels."
Instantly put on the knight's impartial attitude, and Jeluka made such an assessment.
"A third-rate lustful knight who inadvertently broke into the Dragon Valley and died, was rescued by a beautiful dragon girl, and inexplicably fell in love with the protagonist and signed a contract."
I said...... I'm glad you could explain it to me, but don't keep your eyes on me, okay? ”
"This started a continental journey full of ** atmosphere."
"Don't stare at me, it's not my fault"
"In the end, I tripped over one stone, hit my forehead on another stone, and died."
"Ah, dead, it still turns out to be dead, and it's the most boring way to die."
"Your Royal Highness, watch your step."
"You're really referring to Sang scolding Huai, bastard"
"Jokefully, I'm just making sure of one thing." With a cough, Jeluka's expression returned to seriousness slightly.
"What's the matter?"
"Well, about the resurrection of this third-rate protagonist after death."
Taking the book from my hand, Jieluka flipped through it for a while, and then handed it back to me, always feeling that the third-rate protagonist from Jieluka's mouth made me itch all over my body, is this the legendary empathy?
I'll see, well, is it talking about the part where the third-rate lascivious knight broke into the dragon valley and was rescued by the dragon girl after he died?
After a glance, I remembered what Jeluka had just introduced, and I thought in my heart.
Read on......
"The mosaic that broke the blood from the head that tripped over the stone, because it was not properly bandaged, the whole head was dyed red, and finally collapsed due to excessive blood loss......"
Is the first death also due to tripping over a stone? Does this guy have a grudge against the stone? So good, this is the most inferior actor I've ever seen.
Yulia, a kind-hearted dragon girl, met Mosaic shortly after her death and gave him dragon soul grass......
"Here it is, here it is"
I don't know when, Jeruka has come over, her body is close to me, her long purple ribbon-like hair, as if she is about to leave the tip of her nose, and a faint girlish fragrance in her hair comes to her nose.
Shaking his head, his gaze fell on the place where Jeluka was pointing, it was the three big characters, Dragon Soul Grass.
"I won't complain about the vulgar name setting, you mean?"
"Well, prepare for the worst, and even then you won't give up." Jeluka said categorically.
At this moment, I have the urge to gently stroke Jeroka's head, for the sake of little black charcoal, this guy is also working hard.
"However, after all, this is just a third-rate novel, are you sure this information is not just made up randomly and fooling people?" Then I had a question.
"The basis for my judgment of the existence of the dragon soul grass, of course, it is impossible to rely only on such a third-rate novel, in fact, when I was in the royal library before, I had seen a lot of such rumors, and now it is just to determine whether there are similar rumors on the human side."
"In other words, is it really a zài luo?" My eyes sparkled, and I came back to life
"Well, based on the information I have obtained from the Royal Library, it can be roughly judged like this, and it has the following characteristics." Jeluka glanced at me and continued.
"First, it can't work against the strong."
When I heard this first, I immediately went down, what, it makes people happy in vain
"What is the definition of the so-called strong?" I asked, unrelentingly.
"God knows, how can it be so clear, but it can be sure that it will work on small black carbon." Jeluka shook her head slightly.
That's also, if Xiao Heitan can be regarded as a strong person, then isn't my dead dog an Iron Man Pekingese dog? Isn't Elijah a kung fu mermaid?
"The appearance is similar to that of ordinary weeds, but it exudes a unique golden light, and the mature dragon soul grass leaves are divided into seven pieces, each of which is seven colors, so you will never be mistaken."
“……”
The appearance description is really specific enough, there is enough sassy bag, such a thing is placed in front of you, even a blind person probably won't admit it.
"It only grows in places where dragons live, it is very rare, it is said to sprout in a thousand years, grow in a thousand years, and mature in a thousand years."
“……”
I always feel that a lot of settings have been stolen, and once such a thing appears, is it really okay in terms of copyright?
"All in all, I thought I found another way, right?"
Jeluka's gaze was still fixed on the book, and she nodded, and suddenly asked.
"What is the situation on His Royal Highness's side?"
"Oh, it's kind of smooth."
I shrugged my shoulders and recounted the virtues of the group of mages after they found something new.
"Is there time to come?" Jeroka frowned.
"This ...... I can't tell. ”
"Call our mage too." Jieluka built yì road.
I was stunned for a long time, and finally figured out that the "our mage" in Jeroka's mouth meant the elven mage.
"Is that really good? Will they help? ”
"Of course, as long as you tell them well, they will definitely agree, our mages are all kind-hearted elves."
It seems that the mages on the alliance side are all cold-blooded animals.
"Well, with your identity, you may indeed be able to convince them."
"What stupid thing is His Royal Highness the Prince, I am just a personal maid with a humble status, and I am making a request in the capacity of His Royal Highness the Prince."
"Huh?"
I stared at Jeluka with wide eyes and realized that she wasn't joking.
Forget it, since she is full of confidence, let her go, on the elf's side, she knows better what to do.
After discussing it, after a pause, Jeluka's expression suddenly stiffened, and finally found the fact that the two bodies were next to each other.
"Uh......h Woo~~~"
With a crimson face, she took a few steps back, like a weak girl blocked by a pervert in a dead end in a deep alley in the dead of night, her body trembled constantly, and a layer of timid mist quickly appeared in her beautiful eyes, and she ...... Uh, birth control pills, clench.
I won't complain about you—I glanced at Jeluka with that look......
I don't need to press the second, I feel extra relaxed, hum~~