The old man had a lot of fun in the academy, and even asked Yun Ye to push him into the classroom, personally taught the students a section of the Analects, and then left satisfied after everyone thanked him, as for how Mr. Yushan explained that it was different from what he said, this was not a category he should consider.

The gate of the academy will always be a must-visit place for everyone who comes to the academy, those nobles in Chang'an City have regarded the gate as a place of amusement, if there are friends from other places to visit, go to the gate to tease, it is a very interesting thing, the little lady of the big family does not see outsiders, but she is accompanied by her father and brother to play in the academy, but it is not in the ban, but you must wear men's clothes, this is what Yun Ye worked hard to get, otherwise a school full of men will distort the fragile hearts of the students.

Li Gang didn't know what he was talking about, but seeing his resolute attitude, he reluctantly agreed, but the students of the academy added a bad problem, seeing the handsome and thin classmates always touched their chins and looked up and down a few times, and some super fantasies have made up a relationship between themselves and a beautiful classmate dressed as a man.

Seeing the two green shirts coming in at the door, with a sassy demeanor, and an indispensable classmate, Yun Ye wanted to push Yan Zhitui to run early, eldest sister, are you pretending to be a man to find a strip of cloth to tie up your towering breasts, those students' saliva will stay, and even the old man who is almost a hundred years old has come to the spirit and looked at the beauty with his mouth open.

Shaking the folding fan in his hand, this is a new thing that has only appeared in the past few years, everyone in the academy has a handful, and he has to take it out and shake it a few times in winter, otherwise it is not enough to show his demeanor.

"Ah, Brother Yun, when the younger brother saw the sun shining today, he couldn't help but be moved by the idea of going green, and unconsciously arrived at the academy, and asked Brother Yun to lead the way. How about taking me and Brother Li around? ”

"No, I can't. I need to accompany the old man and explain the things about the academy to the old man, you two want to play, please take care of yourself. ”

"You dare, my father said that if you dare to snub us, you will be unkind." The younger Brother Li next to him was already pointing at Yun Ye and shouting at him.

"Don't shout. If you shout again, I will immediately get you into the academy to study, take your sister-in-law to find Hou Jie, and make a noise to the old man's house, your father and emperor can't save you, what do you do in the academy. ”

The two of them only now noticed the old man sitting in the car. Hurry up and salute, how strange and strange it is to wear men's clothes and squat for women.

"Brother Yun, don't blame. It was my father who ordered Xiao Wang to take his younger siblings to visit the academy, and my sister-in-law happened to come to the academy to see Hou Jie, so she came together. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, first salute Old Master Yan, and then your family will go to the academy to find Li Dian and Li You. Let them show you around. Li Shimin's seventh son, Li Yun, is timid and afraid. I just like pleasure, and I once said that as long as I live happily all my life. This is clearly the words of a smart person.

Yan Zhitui likes children very much, especially after Lanling gave Old Man Yan a piece of the Yun family's secret pop candy. even squeezed into the car, and kept shouting at Yun Ye with the help of Old Man Yan's momentum, Old Man Yan didn't stop him, and talked and laughed happily with the little girl with two small bulges.

When I came back from the gate, I saw Hou Li'er coming out of the classroom with a dejected Hou Jie with red eyes, and several heads sticking out of the window, ready to watch a good show.

"Yun Ye, okay, you promised my father in Luoyang to take good care of my brother, can you see that this is the result of your care?" As he spoke, he pulled Hou Jie's rough hand out from behind him and let Yun Ye see it.

"Very good, this is a pair of manly hands, what's wrong, Hou Jie piled up that rockery with his own strength, why don't you comment on the majesty of the rockery, weird, but his hand says things, only women will care about whether their hands become rough, Hou Jie will rely on these hands to fight for his future in the future, fine skin and tender meat are not good."

Hou Jie was very proud of what he said, Hou Li'er raised her head and looked at Yun Ye hatefully and said: "Even if what you said is reasonable, but you punished him for building a rockery, the punishment was too heavy, didn't he just glance at other people's papers." “

Hou Jie is most afraid that someone will mention this matter, who mentions it and who is anxious, after listening to his sister's words, his face was flushed, he shook off his sister's hand, and ran away by himself, Hou Li'er still shouted loudly behind "Little girl," This is Hou Jie's milk name, this time Hou Jie's suicide thoughts are used, and an acceleration will completely leave his sister behind, and those students who poked out their heads suddenly burst into laughter, and Hou Jie's reputation is over.

The old man finally felt tired, Lanling was also driven away by Yun Ye, and when he pushed the old man back to Yun Ye's room to rest, the old man suddenly opened his eyes and said to Yun Ye: "Don't make a mistake, stand up straight, my road is over, it depends on how you go down." After saying that, he closed his eyes again.

Sitting in the office, I couldn't figure out what the old man meant, so when he quieted down, a group of princesses of all sizes surrounded him, glanced at the arrogant Gao Yang, looked at the clever and eccentric Lanling, and then looked at a few little princesses of different sizes, could it be that the mistake that the old man pointed out was them?

God, it's too late for me to hide, and I still have the heart to provoke them? There's a good one in this, isn't there? Old man, you're too worried.

Li Er didn't let himself have a little bit of idleness, got a bunch of princesses over and pestered Yun Ye, and didn't let him have extra time to do anything else, Yun Ye, who hadn't slept all night, now opened his mouth like a hippopotamus, and told a group of little Loli stories about the sea, and kept explaining the difference between goldfish and whales, he was not stunned by a small fish an inch long, but was pressed by a whale as big as a house in the next year, if you don't believe it, go to the house below to see the fish bones, which are the bones left after I ate the fish.

Finally blasted away those annoying little girls, Yun Ye rushed into Mr. Yushan's room, ready to sleep until tomorrow, and no one would open the door.

When I woke up, it was already dark, and I slept with the door closed in the sultry weather, and I was sweating unconsciously, but the feeling of sleepiness disappeared, and the meal in the academy had been missed, so I had to go to the small shop of the weasel to make a living.

If the weasel he saw at the beginning was a mouse, now he has become a weasel, with more flesh on his cheeks and a fatter body, if it weren't for the fact that his feet were still light, Yun Ye would have suspected that this guy had been abolished by the good skills of tomb robbing in a good life.

Tell the yellow squirrel to make himself a big bowl of whistle noodles, more spicy and vinegar, add two cloves of garlic, and go to the Dongyang River to take a bath with a wooden basin.

It's very unlucky, the sky is gloomy, the moon and stars are blocked behind the clouds, the river can't see the five fingers, the weasel picks the lantern and says worriedly: "Master Hou, otherwise you will wash in the big vat in the store, and the small one will carry water for you, it's too dark outside, knock, it's not good to mix." “

"Fuck off, the water tank in your store is filled with water for eating, you don't just wash it in the water tank, if this is not virtuous, can you still eat your family's food?"

The yellow squirrel screamed and swore to the eighteenth generation of his ancestors that there would be no such thing, that he would take a bath in the river, and would never wash in the water tank.

Lying on the beach, letting the cool river water pass over the body, I also found two crabs, only the size of copper coins, caught in my hands, and kept flipping to prevent them from escaping from my hands.

"Master Hou has a happy event?" The yellow squirrel squatted in the water and asked Yun Ye with his head exposed.

"You can see it, I did let go of a big thing, I slept beautifully in the afternoon, and then I woke up, and I missed the meal and had to go to you to eat a meal of noodles."

"Master Hou's mind is small and I dare not guess, but as long as you are happy, the small one will be happy, which means that the academy must be more prosperous, the small one is relying on the academy to eat, just thinking about passing on this bowl of rice from generation to generation, so that the mice no longer need to drill into the yin house like me, if there is any retribution all punished on me, even if the sky thunders, I admit it, good days, I can't let go if I catch it."

"Let me tell you something, the academy is going to build a house again this year, and there will be a lot more students in next year's student union."

"That's a good dare, this small shop is small, it should also be bigger, you are tired, give a new name, Master Hou, you are a university questioner, the small name is really not good, let people laugh for a long time, no, the signboard was hung up, so I quickly took it off." The yellow squirrel rubbed his hands and begged Yun Ye.

"What is your own name? Let's listen to it, under normal circumstances, the name I give is the best, and many of the deals that have been passed down from generation to generation have bad names, but they are catchy, simple and easy to remember, and they are passed on quickly. “

"The small one thinks that he is called a weasel, so he wants to call his own business like this, just like the West Market's Granny Cao Meat Cake, Wang Blind Jelly, Liu Hun Cheese, Zhang Yidan Tea Soup, the small one is going to build a building this year, so he gave a weasel building, the small one asked someone, there is a building called the Yellow Crane Tower, and the small business is called the Yellow Squirrel Building, right?"

What can be done, Yellow Crane and Yellow Squirrel are equivalent in this guy's heart, it seems that it is just polite to ask yourself to rename him, but also, this is his business, he can call it whatever he likes, but the name of Yellow Squirrel is not good, it is better to call it Rat Tower, and it will become a book building if you make a mistake, which is good.

Telling the meaning to the weasel, the happy weasel scratched his ears and cheeks, and was overjoyed, he always thought that his business should be with his own name.

The naked stripe stood up and shouted with his hands to the sky: "God, my business has a name." Perhaps it was the unwritten thing under the crotch that desecrated the heavens, and a thunderclap sounded on the heads of the two people. (To be continued.) )

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