Chapter 1: The Holy Soul Village
Holy Soul Village, the home of village elder Jack.
"Grandpa Jack, I'm done brushing the dishes...... Today, I made an appointment with other children to tell them stories, so I'll go first! ”
A six- or seven-year-old boy ran out of the kitchen, wiped his wet hands on his clothes a few times, and ran out of the yard.
The little boy is extremely delicate and looks very well-behaved, and those who are not familiar with him will surely love him at first sight...... But those who are familiar with him know that this girl is a bear child.
On weekdays, at Old Jack's house, he is indeed very well-behaved, washing and cooking, even chopping wood, and doing any work, which is called filial piety.
But once you leave home, you can really do anything.
Cut the girl's hair.
Dig up the neighbor's sweet potato.
Peek at the old Wang's daughter-in-law taking a bath.
Whistle at the young women in the village.
Three years ago, when the little boy was only three years old, he beat Tang Hao's son Tang San, and beat Tang San's nose and face to be swollen, and he cried for a long time...... Tang Hao came to the door to sue Old Jack, and it is said that Old Jack broke two rattans.
After that, although the little boy had also beaten other children in the village, he had never beaten Tang San again, in addition to Tang Hao's complaint, there was another reason...... Can't beat it.
But just a few days ago, he ran to the door of the blacksmith Tang Hao's house and poured a soak of pee...... Just because Tang Hao was drunk, he kicked him for no reason when he was walking on the road.
Two words, naughty!
Three words, bear child!
There are three tyrants in the Holy Soul Village, the goose at the head of the village, the dog on the street, and Duan Yun running around.
In the village, almost all the adults complained to the village chief of Old Jack, and Old Jack did not educate him less, as evidenced by the broken rattan in the yard.
But lessons are lessons, and people just don't change them.
If you don't change it, forget it, the key is that he is very well-behaved when he is at home, and he will beat Old Jack's legs and rub his shoulders if he has nothing to do, so that Old Jack can't get out of his fire.
"Stinky boy!"
Looking at the back of the little boy leaving, Old Jack shook his head helplessly: "When I rescued you from the wolf's mouth, why didn't I see that you were so naughty...... Liver pain! ”
So saying, old Jack went back to his room, only to find a small basin of hot water on the table, and a flask in the hot water.
Next to it, there is a note.
"Grandpa Jack, I'll give you warm wine, you're not in good health, drink less...... This is the wine I bought to make money from selling sweet potatoes! ”
Old Jack's eyes were hot, and he couldn't help but wipe the corners of his eyes: "Stinky boy, here you are again...... If you have nothing to do, there will definitely be no good thing, and maybe you will do something bad again! ”
With that, Old Jack passed the flask under his nose.
"It smells so good!"
......
After leaving home, Duan Yun trotted all the way, and it didn't take long to see the blacksmith shop in the distance, which was Tang San's home.
Duan Yun took a deep breath and stopped.
"Open the system interface and check the current achievement progress!"
The next second, a virtual interface appeared in his mind.
It's been six years, and when he first came to this world, he just opened his eyes, and he was almost scared to death...... He actually crossed into the wolf's den and became a baby who was still in swaddling clothes, and was about to be torn apart by the she-wolf to feed the wolf cubs.
At that time, it was called a dead heart, why can't you cross over? It just became a wolf cub's lunch? You can let me cross into a wolf!
Just when he scolded God for being blind in his heart, Old Jack appeared, stepped on the colorful auspicious clouds, waved a carrot, and rescued Duan Yun from the wolf's den.
Duan Yun still can't figure out how Old Jack did it, maybe it's just a ruthless fight...... Or, the wolves were simply pretended to be huskies.
After rescuing him home, Old Jack gave him a very loud name...... Jerry!
That's right, it's Jerry!
Duan Yun has been called Jerry before he was one year old, Duan Yun felt aggrieved, but he had no choice but to be a mouse for a year.
Jerry, just because your old man's name is Jack, you gave me such a name? At that time, Duan Yun almost thought that he had traveled to "Cat and Mouse".
It wasn't until he learned to speak that he forced Old Jack to change his name...... Duan Yun is the name of his previous life.
If you don't change it, you cry, you cry for a day, and it's the kind that pulls out your beard while crying, Old Jack has no choice, so he has no choice but to follow Duan Yun.
"Ding!"
"Hint: The achievement system interface is on!"
"Achievement 1: The Child King of Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 98%!"
"Achievement 2: The strongest bear child in Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 86%!"
"Achievement 3: The most beautiful boy in the Holy Soul Village, the current progress is 100%! Reward "Poisonous Dragon Whip Method", from "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" Mei Chaofeng, has been obtained! ”
"Achievement 4: The richest man in Holy Soul Village, 0% of the current progress!"
"Tip: After each achievement is achieved, you will receive a random achievement reward!"
After a while, Duan Yun turned off the system and walked straight to the children outside the blacksmith shop.
The achievement system is now only open for four items, and Duan Yun has only completed one of them...... is the "most beautiful boy in the Holy Soul Village", he didn't contribute to this achievement at all, and he automatically obtained it when he was three years old.
In one sentence...... Born to be the most beautiful boy, village grass!
This is also the pride that Duan Yun has always been, when he first achieved this achievement, he walked with his nostrils facing the sky for several days, and he felt that his whole person was floating...... It's beautiful.
"Find an opportunity to beat Tang San again, and you should be able to achieve the achievement of the Child King of Holy Soul Village...... However, Tang San has now cultivated the Tang Sect's exercises, and the Purple Pole Demon Pupil and the Secret Weapon have all been practiced, and I don't know if my "Poisonous Dragon Whip Method" can beat him! ”
"If you can't do it, I'll think of other ways, in short, I must let Tang San call me the boss...... Otherwise, the achievement of this child king will not be obtained. ”
"As for the strongest bear child in the Holy Soul Village...... Am I not a bear enough? ”
Duan Yun muttered in his heart: "No, I have to find a way to continue to bear up...... Today, I'm kind of out of the way, if the next few methods still can't be reached, I really have no tricks! ”
Bear child, go!
Outside the blacksmith shop, there was a group of children, more than a dozen, most of them six or seven years old, and a few were only three or four years old, and they were still foaming with snot.
"Boss Duan, come on, the stools are all set up for you, and then tell us the story!"
"Don't listen to cat and mouse today, I'm going to listen to Snow White and the Seven Great Men!"
"Woo, I want to listen to the story of the gray wolf eating sheep!"
Duan Yun was surrounded by a group of children and sat on the bench.
Ahem!
Duan Yun waved his hand: "All sit down, be quiet...... Da Zhuang, wipe your snot clean and don't eat it in your mouth! And you, don't bite your fingers! ”
The child king of the Holy Soul Village, the achievement progress is 98%...... This is not covered, not to mention the group of little children in front of him, even the teenage children dare not be wild in front of Duan Yun.
It's all punched out, dare to be disobedient? I'm afraid it's a bad beating.
Soon, a group of children fell silent.
Duan Yun's gaze swept over and frowned, "What about Tang San?" Where did he die again? ”