Presenter: Richen Xiqing

Editor's note: Chinese people prefer to create gods, and book friends prefer to call themselves a certain god who likes or does not like well-known authors on the Internet, a little humorous, and deduces it as "aunt". According to the popular saying, a "Huiming" has established the status of the great god of Yueguan, so the name of "YD Chrysanthemum God" (full name) is also famous all over the world.

Of course, Yueguan doesn't like to be called a "great god", it is said that this title is too powerful, and it will make him dizzy and dizzy, his hair will stand up, and he will have a loss of appetite and a risk of physiological irregularities.

I used to pay attention to the European and American cultural and sports circles, and found that the old beauties are a little different from us. They are not very keen on creating gods, and love to talk more about "Legacy", giving those lewd and heroic sisters a thick layer of legend - constantly challenging themselves and surpassing themselves, that is, they are constantly creating "legends" - such as Michael Jordan, and for example, the strong woman who wrote "Harry Potter".

From this point of view, Yueguan, who is alias Li Guanyu, also has some Legacy. As the 2008 MVP Writer of the Year, a somewhat stubborn and dreamy author, when he reached the pinnacle of his personal accolades, the challenge of self began.

"Hui Ming" is followed by the box office dismal "Wolf God", the popular "Rainbow", and the current Spring and Autumn Period "The Great Dispute". Yueguan has been making new attempts, although some of them seem to be less successful, and even from some angles, it can be said that they are complete failures.

Now it's hard to say whether Yueguan has surpassed himself or whether he can surpass himself, but a person who is obsessed with his dreams and does not want to repeat himself. In any case, it is worth looking forward to.

(The text is followed by a lot of surprises, and the editor's words are quite correct, which is actually to cover up the YD of the following text)

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The so-called scarcity is expensive, but unfortunately this is an era of national creation. However, although the creators have long since lost that unusual and proud aura, they are still in the hearts of readers who truly love them. I still hope that my idol will be different.

MM once wrote from the bottom of his heart in a book review: "A certain innocent MM is obsessed with admiring a certain god, and has always thought that even if he is not far beyond Takeshi Kaneshiro, he is chasing Andy Lau." didn't expect a Wu Mengda's face to appear in the video frame......"

It is unknown whether Innocent MM was heartbroken after meeting Brother Meng Da, but this story tells us that imagination is always beautiful. And the reality is cruel, cherish life, stay away from the video......

Eh,It seems to be far away.,Of course,You have to know.,The aunt who is talking about the pure MM video here is definitely not Li Guanyu's children's shoes.。 Although Brother Guan is not as good as Takeshi Kaneshiro, he will definitely not fall to the point of Wu Mengda - you know, we Guan Guan laughed informally, that's ...... Quite serious and decent.

But...... If you are unlucky, you will smile silver......

"Little cutie. Shu millet will take you to see it...... Look, look at the goldfish......"

As a result, the whole idol collapsed.

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(2) Talk about the creation of Guanguan

Guan Guan is a very interesting person.

As long as you have entered the group of Yueguan and dealt with him once or twice at close range, you will easily come to this conclusion: the name of YD Pass is by no means in vain.

Guan Guan is good at writing about women. is good at writing women from multiple angles, which is well known. Occasionally, a book friend asks, Guan Guan, you are so good at writing about women, do you have any experience?

Guan Guan smiled smugly and said, "Some people write about women. It's like going to a woman, thinking to herself: hurry up, hurry up, I'll rush to the next one after this...... As for me, I'm enjoying the process...... hahaha......"

A burst of laughter like silver bells floated by. Now everyone knows, the weishenme generation of YY master Yueguan will send out: "The physical condition is getting worse and worse, and the excitement is followed by a serious overdraft of physical strength...... moaning, talk about experience! …,

This story tells us that YY also hurts the kidneys, and I hope you will keep it in mind.

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(3) Guanguan and Buddhism

For a certain period of time, Guan Guan studied the Buddhist classics (determined not to be the "Golden Vase Plum"), and had a slight understanding, and in a sunny afternoon, he changed his name to Guanyu Dashi, and actively went in and out of various groups in order to facilitate the transmission of the scriptures and teachings.

As soon as the fish watcher came out, the believers gathered, of course, the pass was not rejected by those who came, and they were dedicated to preaching and teaching to solve doubts.

Yujian sincerely seeks the beauty of the Buddha, Guan Guan will be a serious drip:

Female benefactor, the most spiritual thing in this temple is the one who sends the child to watch the fish......

Yujian is sad and depressed, and Guan Guan will be heartbroken:

Female benefactor, poor monk cultivation is shallow, and she can't heal her wounds through clothes...... Offended......

Yujian devoted himself to the Buddha and the vast number of young men, Guan Guan Hui expressed deep regret and said:

I'm sorry, but this temple is a high-end temple and does not accept male disciples.

This story tells us that Buddhism is very magical, and if you have time to read it, your life will be a little more colorful.

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(4) The god operator is closed

After Guan Guan became an aunt, it was logical that she also had a certain amount of divine blessing skills, and occasionally pretended to be a fortune-teller in the group or in the book review area, which was quite marketable.

One day, a buddy posted in the book review area: "There is an exam in the evening, and I am here to mix a good fortune, and I often hope to let Guan Guan bless it, and my heart will be with the bottom~~~~"

The enthusiastic Diguan Guan immediately called, appeared in a certain building after the paste, made a fairy style, stroked his beard and smiled: "Congratulations, the old man has a blood cramp, pinch his fingers, tonight Taoist friends should take the exam, it should be no big problem." ”

The landlord was overjoyed when he heard this, and he went away with gratitude, and bluntly said that with the blessing of the divine power of the chrysanthemum fairy, he should be able to cross the examination room without taboo, and the Buddha blocked and killed the Buddha.

And then......

The guy who posted it never appeared again.

This story tells us two profound truths:

Exams are risky, and ZB needs to be cautious;

Aunt Chrysanthemum's blessing is a devastating skill.

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(5) Two or three matters related to customs and the China Securities Regulatory Commission

The SFC is an amazing organization.

The so-called frozen three feet. It's not a day's cold. Between the customs and the magical organization of the Securities Regulatory Commission, there is a constant cut, a mess, and an entanglement to this day.

Let's use a few examples to give full play to the advantages of Y people's IQ to analyze the real relationship between Xiaguanguan and the Securities Regulatory Commission.

Recently, Guan Guan has occasionally mentioned it in PS. Catch the bus to work every day, and the time is a little tight. So a curious book friend asked: "Guan Guan, when you were the first in the annual monthly pass that year." Didn't you get a car? Why do you need to take the bus? ”

Guan Guan sighed and said bitterly: "Donated to the Securities Regulatory Commission." ”

Note that the keyword eye. Donations, objects, SFCs. Combined with Guan Guan's two hobbies (Note 1), we can draw the first conclusion that Guan Guan is a benefactor of the SFC.

The second thing is that Guan Guan was depressed for a while, and it is said that he was tortured by a demon named Zhuang to die and come back to life. Seeing that Guan Guan is getting weaker and weaker, book friends see it in their eyes and are anxious in their hearts, but they can't help it. One day, I met the demon Zhuang Xiaowei. Guan Guan suddenly lifted his spirits and shouted in the group: "I'm going to the Securities Regulatory Commission tomorrow to run naked!" ”

Note, the keywords eye, streaking, location. Sfc. After a little analysis, we can infer that: 1. The CSRC is a place where streaking is allowed; 2. Guan Guan has been.

The third thing is that after Guan Guan returned from being suspected of running naked, his mood was still very low, and it was said that he was cheated out of a large amount of money by the Demon Zhuang and an organization, and it looked like he had been jumped by an immortal. Book lovers are heartbroken for him. He asked Guan Guan how he planned to fill the family's financial deficit. Guan Guan's tears drooped low, and he said sadly: "I went to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery to earn money to pay off my debts!" ”…,

Through these typical cases, even cotton can be roughly drawn to the following conclusions:

1. The China Securities Regulatory Commission is a chain organization similar to the Qinlou Chu Pavilion, with upper and lower lines and strict systems.

2. Yueguan is one of the benefactors and frequent visitors, and has been playing in it for a long time, making noise during the day.

3. Zhuang is the nursery of the Securities Regulatory Commission, and joined forces with the top red aunt of the Securities Regulatory Commission to set up a set for Yueguan, played a fairy jump, and cheated him of his money.

4. The purpose of opening a new book in the month is to make up for the travel expenses to Thailand.

5. We should fulfill him and let him get the first prize for the new book.

I was about to cry when I wrote, and it was so miserable. I won't say what this story tells us, pay tribute to the retail investors who are fighting on the front line of the stock market, pay tribute to the soldiers who guard the 6000 points unwaveringly, and pay tribute to the warriors who bought PetroChina for 48 yuan!

The people will not forget!

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(6) The idol of Guanguan

After a generation of YY masters Yueguan became famous all over the world, there are often good people who ask about Guan Guan's idol and ask him who he loves the most in the literary world.

Good deeds: "Guan Guan, your debut work is Jin Yong's homo, could it be that you love Jin Lao the most?" ”

YY Master Yueguan: "Lao Jin Dacai, but there is no H in the text, and the bed scene is only replaced by a room, thinking that Wei Xiaobao was slept with back then, but he was taken by a stroke, and he regretted it deeply. ”

Good author: "It's not old gold...... So the beauties in your pen are charming, and there is no shortage of red-faced snakes and scorpions, such as Cheng MM, do you love Gu Long the most? ”

Yueguan: "Gu Long's hairstyle is my eternal grudge. ”

The good deeds also said the names of the grandmasters of Liang, Wen, and Huang Yi, but Yueguan just smiled and did not answer.

The good deeds repeatedly failed to guess, and the suspicion in his heart was even worse, and he knelt down and begged Yueguan to make it clear.

Guan Guan said a name lightly: "Huang ~~ Mountain ~~~ Pine." Then he made a gesture of hard work, and said with a spring on his face: "I have a dream...... Strive to be as famous as Huang Juju one day! ”

(Huangshan Song, a well-known god on the Internet, is as famous as the leader of Xiaoming)

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(7) Guan Guan selects actors

Emperor Zhengde in Guan Guan's "Hui Ming" is young and handsome, amiable, and extremely popular. One day, all the book friends in the group were chatting, and suddenly said that if Hui Ming is made into a TV series, who will play Zhengde.

Some people proposed Huang Xiaoming, some people supported Lin Feng, and some people supported Gu Tianle. There are also people who forcibly promote Guanxi Brother who is far overseas. There was a lot of discussion, and it was difficult to reach a consensus.

There was a master in the group who ran to ask Guan Guan and said, Lao Guan, who do you think is suitable to play?

Guan Guanben stood by looking at the window, and slowly turned back when he heard the words, and said, "If it weren't for the filming of the scene." Interpreting the emperors of the ages, Baoguo and Daoming are the kings. It's a pity that the heroic power is too strong, and the emperor's spirit is too strong. It is quite difficult to pretend to be a fun-loving Zhengde. ”

Daren: "If you were the director, who would you care about?" ”

Guan Guan's eyes flashed. Said: "When I was young, I accompanied the insiders to read group films, and there was one person who played the emperor, who was also Zhuang and harmonious, and when he stared at him, he saw the majesty, smiled heartily, and showed the tenderness of the emperor. ”

The master asked: "Who is this person's surname, and what famous drama has he acted in?" ”

Guan Guan said with a smile: "This drama is popular all over the country. Women and children know it. ”

The master wanted to ask for understanding, but when he saw Guan Guan, he bowed his hand and said goodbye to the code word. The master returned in a huff, and this mystery lingered in his heart for several days, and finally could not be solved.

One day it was stormy. Daren went to the book review at night, and occasionally saw a person kneeling naked for refinement, and a few seconds later, his post became red, and one of the posts replied: "The emperor should be like Zhang Tielin, his beard blows his eyes and glare, hahahahahahaha ”

The master is thoughtful. Looking at the speech ID, I saw that there were also four big words written on the sign-off forever. …,

Embarrassed RZ.

Ice will always be Li Guanyu's vest.

This story tells us that Guan Guan is a good director, and Zhang Tielin is very suitable for playing Zhengde.

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(8) Customs and ellipsis

Since the era of "Subversion", the ellipsis of Yueguan has been used differently and in a unique way. When the protagonist is thinking about it, several black dots appear, highlighting the entanglement of the plot; When the protagonist is speechless in the face of thunder, a series of periods indicates the Great Khan; When you get the plot, if you want to omit it, you should print it (such as "......"), leaving endless reverie for the reader.

Some hardcore book friends quoted scriptures for this and said: "The son once said, the leopard in the tube, you can see Mount Tai." In this subtlety, we can experience the flow of the moon pass, and the flow of the text. ”

One day, when Zhuyou was talking nonsense in the group, Aunt Guan suddenly appeared and said, "Ahhh Whoever of you wears high heels and kicks me as a eunuch! ”

All the friends were shocked, relatively speechless, all silent, and only typed: "......" swiped the screen without mentioning it.

Guan Guan saw that the group TIAOXI was finished, smiled proudly, and was about to flash people, when he suddenly remembered something and asked, "How did you type this ellipsis?" Why didn't I see it on the keyboard? ”

Everyone thought that Guan Guan's release of TIAOXI skills was not finished, and continued to shake the tiger's body.

In the middle of the sound, one of them timidly replied, "...... Guanda, it's Shift+6......"

Guan Guan: "..................", suddenly looked up to the sky and said three times: "Ha, ha, ha!" The old man can finally play the ellipsis! ”

The author clearly remembers that in the updated chapters of "Wolf God" that day, the ellipses used by Guan Guan all met the specifications.

This story tells us that the desire of FANS is always beautiful haode, ellipsis when Shift+6.

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(9) The mystery of the subscription to "Wolf God".

At the beginning of 08, "Wolf God" was written with controversy. One month after it was put on the shelves, the gossip people in the group routinely asked about the results of the first month and looked at the subscription geometry.

Gossip man: "Guan Guan, what is the average subscription of "Wolf God"? ”

Guan Guan: "The weather is so nice today. ”

Gossip man: "I heard that the highest single chapter subscription of Hui Ming has exceeded 25,000, how much is the wolf god now?" ”

Guan Guan: "The weather is so nice today. ”

The gossip man tentatively said: "Wow Ka Ka, even if there are not ten thousand, there are eight thousand, right?" ”

……

The crowd of onlookers: "Guan Guan is diving." ”

In fact, there is a following in this story, 1, according to the old book friend Erdan (Egg), he asked Guan Guan about the wolf god's subscription when he had a private chat, and Guan Guan replied very categorically, if you ask me again, I will cut off your robe with you.

2, Erdan originally played a beautiful son in the wolf god at the beginning, but later became a monster.

This story tells us that when subscribing, to talk about today's weather.

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(10) The art of rejection of Guanguan

Guan Guan is a person with a lot of feelings and is very easy to like. After becoming an aunt. Admirers are endless, and they can be described as all-encompassing, including men and women, TJ pseudo-mothers, and Zhengtai Lori, everything.

However, Guan Guan's family already has a beautiful wife, and in the face of everyone's love, he can only make a breeze and wave his sleeves. Do not take away a single cloud.

In the face of the tender admirers of the hearts of men and women, Guan Guanhui had tears in his eyes and said: "Return Jun Mingzhu to tears." When you hate to meet and are not married...... "shows the true nature of Xiaoshou."

In the face of the enthusiastic admirers of the man's body and man's heart, Guan Guan will say loudly: "I persuade the heavenly prince to be heavy, but the fault is that you and I are both men." "Domineering.

Facing Dai Xiaolou. Guan Guan will say: "Xiaolou listens to the spring rain all night and has no sleep. ”…,

Facing Xu Haisheng, Guan Guan would say: "Three seconds is too long, like a white horse passing through a gap, I am deeply sorry." ”

The AV month of the face, Guan Guan: "Watch AV at night today, and there will be no update tomorrow." ”

Facing the boss, Guan Guan: "Be compact, hurry up." ”

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The good boy can't understand this story, and the bad kid will draw two lessons:

1. Rejection is an art.

2. If you don't know how to refuse. Then you have to learn to bear it slowly.

(The first season of Li Guanyu's Legend & Anecdotes is all over here, and at the end of this season, the image of Aunt Guan Guan YD is finally completely plumped, the green mountains have not changed, and the green water has flowed forever.) Our next season zaijian! )

Outer chapter: I am fishing in troubled waters on the moon

There is always something in this world that is worth looking up at at a 45° angle - of course, I am not talking about the sky or the moon, but Yueguan, a guy who wrote "Subversion" and "Hui Ming" and is named Li Guanyu.

I've imagined it countless times. What kind of person should this "hen" who can lay so many golden eggs be. The prodigal son who prefers mellow wine and beauty, or the elegant scholar? Will it be as raunchy as Gu Long? Later, I realized that when faced with an existing thing, imagination is often the most unreliable.

The first close contact with Yueguan was in the Huiming stock group, and I remember that the stock market situation was very good at that time, and the mountains and rivers were red. The group leader Yiren smiled and said that he wanted to change his name to Zhang Ting, which means homophonic "up and down", and someone suddenly jumped out and shouted: "Good name!" Swelling! It's good to be a woman! Then it quickly disappeared. There was a cold sweat in the group, and they were all called YD off. I reacted, and when I boarded, my face was full of black lines, and I felt that the statue of the great god of Yueguan in my mind collapsed with a bang.

It is said that the sudden appearance of the head in the dive, the cold knife and then disappeared without a trace, is the patent of the authors. Because it is still in the code word, the so-called work does not forget to be lewd.

Later, I became familiar with it, and it became a habit to be thunder, thunder, and I became a habit, and the title also changed from Guan Da and Guan Guan to Lao Guan. Although the statue in my heart collapsed, the real Lao Guan appeared in front of me, gentle and funny, even if the current stock is deeply trapped, I still don't forget the little YD and humor from time to time.

Recently, the stock market plummeted, and Yiren complained about the huge losses, Guan Guan first mourned for the deceased, and then said sadly: "I will write an urban novel next." ”

Idachi: "Conceived so quickly?" What are you going to write? Guan Guan said: "Write the story of the great beauty Yiren who lost her family and lost her fortune, and later became the lover of a bad writer." ”

Yiren: "......"

Lao Guan has a lot of jokes, in addition to being embarrassed in the group for a long time, he also likes to be funny in self-descriptions such as PS. I remember that the monthly ticket war was very fierce in a certain month, Lao Guan quickly whipped up, updated more than 10,000 for several days, quite complacent, and said "obediently" after the text: "Sleepy, 11 o'clock, very resolutely turned off the computer, climbed into the quilt, straightened my sore old waist, comfortable......"

As a result, I was excited for a while, and I made a swing, and I actually typed the word "waist" of the old waist into "mother", which changed the context and was full of bad hints. The majority of book friends know it in their hearts, and they all reveal a very obscure (obscene?) smiled, and squeezed their eyebrows: "Writers, too, have a ...... of 'life'"

It's just that I haven't been able to understand that "straightening" such a high-value jishu flow action, specifically...... How to do it.

The more I know Lao Guan, the more I think he is interesting. There are more than 30 people, still childlike, especially love to give treasures, and the most impressive one is the stinky beauty of the "Lifting the Ban Notice of "Subversion" related to the work of "Becoming a God". said: "I went back and looked at it again.,Wow.,Such a haode fanfiction.,How can you do it if you don't let the big guy see it?" Hehe, so ......"

So the ban was lifted. Isn't it like a big kid who takes candy to everyone and laughs at his friends when he eats? _…,

Since he is a big child, of course, Lao Guan also has his own stubborn times, and he is stubborn and doesn't even use beauty tricks. For example, the recent rewrite of "Wolf God", the midnight rooster crow of some units 530, no one was notified, and early the next morning, after rewriting five or six chapters, it was announced in the group, let everyone test the poison, and we were caught off guard. The plot is about to unfold and start over, and it is clear that it will be a loss, but because he is not satisfied, he insists on pushing it to reconstruction. It's 110,000 words. Embarrassment

And because of the restart, despite the day and night rush to drive out the number of words, it was still decided to postpone the shelves for a month, and now it seems that the number of words in the public version is about 300,000, which really makes me feel a little emotional.

Recently, in the run-in period of alternating between the old and the new, Lao Guan is also experiencing the pains of the transition period from history to fantasy, and various reasons have caused a bit of depression in the book review area. I'm also here to sensationalize, how can I see a rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? These are not big problems, just like menstrual cramps, drink a glass of brown sugar water, and endure it will pass.

The story told by Lao Guan continues, and the hustle and bustle will eventually resume after nightfall. When I read at night without red sleeves, I think about how happy I can meet such a kind person who can tell stories in this impetuous era, and meet the brothers and sisters in the group who dare not say that they are heart-to-heart but are full of warmth.

One night the moon is dark and the wind is high, I have nothing to do, in a very pure mind, I built a new personal topic of the station, I want to recommend a few books I like, according to the rules, each book has to write a few sentences. When it was the turn of "Hui Ming", I couldn't put pen to paper after thinking about it, so I was silent for a long time, remembering all kinds of old customs on weekdays, and knocked down five big characters fiercely: "Very Li is very fishy." ”

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