Li Xiaofeng is not interested in earthworm vegetables in the noodle country, although each dish is carefully cooked with precious ingredients, but the so-called radish and cabbage have their own love, and for him, such a "delicacy" is not as attractive as the home-cooked food fried in gutter oil in the roadside stall in his previous life.

Especially the shrimp truffle, Li Xiaofeng didn't know what was delicious about this ghost mushroom, a smell of garlic and mud, and at first glance, he thought it was someone who discharged the exhaust fumes indiscriminately. Especially the guy next to him, he kept stuffing it into his mouth one by one, and the obscenity of eating was outrageous.

"What do you see me doing?" A certain bag asked strangely.

Li Xiaofeng used a fork to flick the earthworms and truffles that exuded an unpleasant smell on the plate, although he, an immortal, didn't need to eat and drink, but this plate of things directly made his only appetite disappear cleanly, and immediately grinned and said, "Is it so delicious?" Especially the truffles, the taste is simply disgusting! ”

A certain bag's eyes widened suddenly: "You don't like the taste of truffles?" Speaking of this, he suddenly lowered his voice and whispered: "You kid is definitely still a virgin, I don't know the biggest beauty of the truffle!" ”

Looking at the lascivious look of this sassy guy, even if a certain immortal really doesn't know what the so-called beauty of the Dao is, he can guess it. What's more, there is still a little understanding of the so-called wonderfulness of truffles, which is nothing more than the infertility of a certain dwarf emperor in France a hundred or ten years ago, but at that time, there were no reproductive health hospitals on the streets of later generations, and there were not many old Chinese medicine and old Western doctors holding ancestral secret recipes. It was really a worry and a worry, until he ate this magical little mushroom, and then changed his bed partner, and His Majesty the Emperor gave birth to a son with tuberculosis in one fell swoop.

Since then, countless men with lower body problems, inspired by the successful experience of His Majesty the Emperor, have begun to pursue this small mushroom uncontrollably, which has indirectly caused this damn mushroom to become more and more expensive. As for whether truffles have that kind of curative effect, it can only be said that they can play a little psychological role at most.

Of course, even if this mushroom really has that magical effect, a certain immortal is disdainful, how can Nima Ge say that he is a half-immortal body, is it difficult for an immortal to not fall the golden gun? Funny!

Besides, if there is really a problem in that regard, Li Xiaofeng will not eat this kind of unpleasant mushroom, just buy some Viagra, at least the effect of that magical little blue pill is real. So for a certain boy to show off, he was very disapproving: "Truffles are not as useful as you think!" ”

The man looked like a person who had come over, patted Li Xiaofeng's shoulder, and said earnestly: "What do you know, Napoleon only got up after eating truffles!" It was only after I ate it that I realized the beauty of it, which is better than Spanish flies! ”

Originally, a certain immortal didn't plan to compete with this guy, but he thought he was naturally right as a traverser. This has caused his personality to be paranoid, his current personality is the same as raising a bar, you say that truffles are good, right, then brother just wants to take a better effect to slap you in the face!

Without saying a word, someone immediately took out a small blue pill from his bag and threw it directly to the slutty man with a lewd face.

"This one is much stronger than truffles and Spanish flies, and I remember that I can only eat half a slice the first time!"

The boy was full of curiosity about this small bottle made of white unknown objects, and buried his head in asking, "Is it really that good?" ”

"If you eat it, you will know it!"

This conversation did not shy away from others, and Victoria suddenly became interested: "What good things?" God mysterious. Can I try it? ”

A certain immortal didn't bother to explain, and said directly: "You are not suitable!" ”

Now Victoria is gone, her personality is also a little paranoid, you say I'm not suitable, then I want to try it! Fortunately, Princess Anne was from here, and immediately grabbed the ignorant girl who was about to rob her, and whispered a few words in her ear, and the face of a certain eldest lady suddenly turned red. …,

She glared at a certain immortal and scolded: "Shameless! ”

Li Xiaofeng said in his heart that Brother was really lying down and was shot, if Nima hadn't been overly demanding by you chicks, wouldn't we have taken medicine to improve combat effectiveness and improve the quality of life, why didn't you have good words in your mouth?

On the other hand, Princess Anne interjected: "It seems that Mr. André is very concerned about the quality of life. For example, the clothes you sell, the cosmetics, the amazing stockings, and by the way, the wine you bring with you are all good things. Honestly, I'm really curious about the magic you bring to the table! ”

These words are the most appetizing to someone, and this guy suddenly had a better impression of this Princess Anne, and immediately burst into laughter: "Really? It's not magical, it's just that if you're lucky, you can find something good that others can't find. ”

Princess Anne shook her head and said, "With all due respect, it's definitely not that simple! Let's just say that you have a cigar in your hand, it's not easy. I know a little bit about cigars, I've never heard of your brand of cigars, but I've never seen them in my life. Can you tell me where you bought this cigar from? ”

"Uh......" Li Xiaofeng didn't expect that he was too dazzling, and someone suddenly saw the problem, Cohiba only existed after fifty years, where to find this year? was a little speechless for a while, so I could only lie: "This is a Cuban friend who gave it to me, it's not a big brand, it's a small handmade ...... that can't be put on the table for self-entertainment."

Princess Anne didn't believe it, and asked, "Then what's the name of this friend of yours, to be honest, I also want him to help make some, the quality is really good!" ”

Li Xiaofeng wiped the cold sweat from the corner of his forehead, and continued to say blindly: "My friend has a strange temper, and the cigars he makes are only occasionally given away except for his own cigarettes. If you like me, I can give you some! ”

As he spoke, the guy took out a box of limited-edition Cohiba cigars from his bag and handed it over, now he had no choice but to break the bank, he didn't like to smoke anyway, and it would be best if he could send something to the other person's mouth.

However, his move caused new problems, and a sharp-eyed lady directly exclaimed: "Andre, what else do you have in this bag?" It's wine and cigarettes, how do you put it in? ”

As she spoke, the girl was ready to snatch the bag and take a closer look, but how could someone let her succeed. Paralyzed, if you see that Lao Tzu can only put a cornucopia in his bag, I don't think my brother is magical!

Of course, this is just a small episode, there is really no one in this world who can snatch something from a certain immortal, and someone's bribery tactics also worked, Princess Anne stopped a certain eldest lady from messing around in a timely manner.

But even so, when a certain man saw the smile on the corner of Princess Anne's mouth, he seemed to have a feeling that this woman had seen through it. Seeing this, this guy no longer dared to show off indiscriminately, and even spoke a lot more carefully. It wasn't until he walked out of the restaurant after dinner that he felt a lot more relieved.

But as the old saying goes, born in sorrow and dying in peace, when Li Xiaofeng watched the princess and Victoria get into the carriage, thinking that everything was fine. With a whistle, dozens of big men rushed out of the darkness of the street corner, blocking them back and forth.

"What's going on!" A certain bag was startled, and almost didn't throw the medicine bottle that he had been playing with in his hand.

Speaking of which, Victoria in the carriage reacted quickly, and suddenly shouted: "Help! Someone is robbing! ”

Li Xiaofeng seemed to feel that the scene was a little familiar, at this time, it was time for the other party's boss to appear, and even he had thought of the lines: "Little girl, you shout, uncle told you, it's useless for you to shout and break your throat!" ”…,

Yes, someone never thought that these people might be coming for him, and in his opinion, daring to fight his own ideas in this world is no different from looking for death. But the truth is often very different from someone's prediction, and these people are really coming for him.

"Miss, you don't have to shout!" The lines of the villain's boss appearance are similar to someone's estimates, but soon the conversation changed sharply, pointed at someone, and said, "We have no ill will towards you!" We're here for this gentleman! ”

"What are you looking for my brother for!"

I have to say that at this moment, a certain demon is much better than a certain Bao Ye, at least he has a much better impression of this motherly brother.

"Huh?" The visitor glanced at a certain demon up and down, and seemed to have doubts about someone's gender, "Miss, your brother has provoked someone who shouldn't be messed with, we must talk to him about it, he must pay the price for his recklessness!" Saying that, this person took the lead and forced over, seeing that the plane was going to kidnap someone directly.

A certain demon didn't care to correct the other party's mistakes, and immediately opened his arms to protect a certain man, and shouted: "I will never let you take my brother!" ”

The person who came sneered, as if he was laughing at the incompetence of a certain demon: "Miss, this is not up to you!" ”

Seeing that the situation was about to erupt, a certain immortal was secretly ready, and it seemed that it was only a matter of time before he made a big fight. At this moment, Princess Anne, who was in the carriage, poked her head out and asked the visitor, "Yakov, what are you doing here?" ”

Seeing Princess Anne in the carriage, the big boss seemed to be taken aback, and immediately forgot about Li Xiaofeng's existence, and walked up respectfully and saluted: "Your Highness, I'm really sorry, I didn't recognize you when the black light was blind." ”

"It doesn't matter, I only recognized you when I heard the voice," said Princess Anne softly, "but Yakov, this Mr. Sbelsky is my friend, why are you bothering him?" ”

Yakov looked at Li Xiaofeng behind him in surprise, and immediately frowned, to be honest, meeting Princess Anne here already surprised him a little, and what caught him even more off guard was that this kid actually had something to do with Her Royal Highness the Princess? What's going on, didn't the intelligence say that this kid was just the son of a petty businessman?

Fortunately, although he felt that it was a little tricky, he did not retreat, and explained at the moment: "Your Highness, this kid has not only ruined Mr. Medvedev's business, but also injured many brothers, so Mr. Medvedev wants to seek justice from him......"