Chapter 1320 It's Not Fun, But It's Still Welfare......
Chapter 1320 Although it's not fun, it still has benefits......
There was no drop of the rubber fruit, and the blood bear was transformed, and now it can't be used, so we have to honestly accept the failures again and again.
Fortunately, I have suffered a lot from the old drunkard, and it is already common to be kneaded in all kinds of ways, and it is not unusual to go home with a head full of swollen bags and be comforted by Veras.
What kind of strong person's sense of honor and disgrace, self-esteem, and sense of glory, even if I peel off my bearskin, I can't find a little bit.
Could it be ...... I have to thank the old drunkard for his training?
Think of it beautifully!
Artoria ...... Although I don't like failure, but an excellent king, often not from the victory after the honing, but from the failure after the grind, even if a genius like Artoria, it is impossible to do anything, a mō will, a do right, than others, she understands the truth that failure is the mother of success.
As for Jie Lùka, for a yellow joke shì girl who has no temperament, do you talk to her about honor and disgrace? Nonsense.,But it's obviously like this.,But I'm very careful about my master.,Every time I'm molested, I have to find the field back.,And save is always thinking about when you can press me on the chuáng.。
However, with her mild m genus xìng physique, and a real knife and real gun, the timid and shy xìng will burst out of the xìng grid, and it is estimated that it is unlikely that she wants to knock me down on the chuáng.
As for the little sāo fox, I originally saw that she was docile on the arrogant jiāochuáng, and thought that she was as easy to bully as Jie Lùka, but I didn't expect the sky fox to be angry, and my druid body was immediately squeezed dry.
I originally thought that Huang Duanzi shì女 would inherit her xìng as always on chuáng, and put her shame aside, I thought that the outside was thousands of jiāo hundred charms, but the mainland was a simple little fox, and on chuáng it would be tender like water, and jiāo was ashamed, but it turned out that it was really a person who could not be good-looking, and a person who could not be good-looking.
Ah, the topic is off, anyway, I want to say that in this small room, the three of them have failed no less than a hundred times.
The game of stepping on the grid is not without skill at all, but the most important thing is luck, to be all bright in one place, very good, three-year-old children can easily clear the level, but to light a corner, unless it is a giant like Qualkek, otherwise, even our wise and martial Queen Artoria Xià is at a loss, can only bow his head and admit defeat.
All in all, luck, to put it bluntly, depends on luck, a hundred times it doesn't work, then two hundred times, three hundred times, anyway, there will always be one success.
However, there will be a little surprise in this unskilled test.
For example......
"Uh, Artoria, that ......"
"No...... You're welcome, please ...... Feel free to do it. ”
In this case, even if she is as calm and wise as my king Artoria, she doesn't know what to say, and she stammers and speaks incoherently.
Now the situation is that she is facing me in a side position in order to touch these damn lattices, her hands and hands and feet are firmly held in place by four cubicles.
I was also lying on my side, facing Artoria, no more than a foot away, and I could clearly feel the warm fragrance coming from the opposite side.
One foot and one hand are held in place by the lattice and cannot be removed, leaving one hand and one foot to use.
Now, the lit lattice, not far behind Artoria, in front of me.
"Can you lie down a little bit?"
I still have a glimmer of hope, although this kind of good thing is something that men like to happen, but in the face of the noble and inviolable Queen Artoria, if you want to take action, it is still a bit stressful.
Besides, I want to be intimate with my wife, can I rely on this means?
So I tried to ask.
Artoria understood what I meant, gave it a try, and shook her head apologetically.
"Fan, the body, has stretched to the limit and cannot be lifted."
The lit lattice is behind her, and if her shoulders can be raised a little bit to lù out of the gap, then my palm can try to get through the gap and touch the lattice behind her.
The problem was that the two lattices that Artoria had pressed with her hands and feet had stretched her jiāo body to the limit and tightened, and it was already painful just to hold that position, let alone raise it again and let my hand drill through.
If you can't get under her, you have to go around it.
Although you can barely walk it, it is not impossible to touch the lattice, but in this way, you must ......
You have to put your body tightly on it, go around Artoria's waist, and even use the length of your fingernails to touch it.
Stick tightly to it......
Hence the above conversation.
"That'...... Well, I'm rude......"
Seeing Artoria's pained and embarrassed expression, I couldn't lift it even a little, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, slowly stretched out my claws, and slid past Artoria's waist......
You have to stick your body on it to get it done.
My fingertips trembled as I tried to focus on the lit lattice behind Artoria, but I couldn't help but feel my heart flutter as we touched each other's bodies little by little.
Because it was a test of stepping on the checker, Artoria did not put on armor, but was usually dressed in a simple navy blue sè dress, and her body gradually got closer, and the first thing she felt was the beautiful face like a painting, which continued to enlarge in her eyes, and then a sunflower-like fragrance full of sunshine penetrated into her nose.
This was nothing, and when we got closer, the towering part of Artoria's perfect body, although not as large as the Jielùka, was also extraordinarily delicate, and the front Xiōng's clothes were bulging.
In contrast to her other small and slender parts, this high bulging sūxiōng is so tǐng, so conspicuous, and natural, that the first body part that comes into contact with it when it is pasted is here.
Slowly, two lumps of soft flesh with softness and elasticity pressed against his chest, and a clear touch came from it.
Artoria looked calm, as if she didn't care, but if you looked closely, you could still see a faint flush rising on her cheeks.
But that's not enough, you have to stick a little closer.
By the time we finally touched the lattice behind me, Artoria and I were already close together, as if we were one, without the slightest gap in between, even if we had held her in our arms before, we had never been so close.
Every inch of skin on the body can feel the strange warmth and softness coming from the opposite side, and the face and face are almost attached to the lift, as long as you move your head slightly, you can easily wěn to Artoria's cherry chún.
Strict and serious, noble and majestic, and the inviolable elven queen Her Majesty, this setting alone is enough to make Artoria have the power to be not inferior to the little fox.
This idea is very human, if it weren't for the fact that there was a jie lù stuck next to me, I couldn't help but control this impulse.
There will be another time if you fail, but this kind of opportunity is very rare.
"Bump...... Did you run into it? Artoria's warm breath hit the side of her face clearly.
"It seems to be...... Touched. ”
Resisting yòuhuò, I felt my fingertips touch something electricity, and I responded cautiously.
Before leaving, I asked Jasmine to help me trim my nails, and it was correct...... Oh no, it's wrong, ahem!
As a result, despite such sacrifices, the next one to light up was a lattice that none of the three of us could touch.
After a few more rounds......
"Jie lùka, that...... Sorry. ”
"It's okay, this is also for Her Majesty the Queen, please don't be polite." Jie Lùka was serious and said righteously.
But the gaze that looked at Artoria behind his back flashed with two words.
Beast!
That's right, this time the lit lattice made me have to put my hand in front of the jielùka xiōng.
Jielùka's hands and feet have been tightly restrained by the four grids, and the irregular position of the checkeres twists her delicate body into a ten-twisted posture, which further highlights the majesty of the two Jade Girl Peaks in front of Xiōng.
And the next lit lattice made me have to press my arms tightly against the majestic sūxiōng to be able to touch it.
And so there was the above conversation.
"That'...... Then you're welcome. ”
Although I was never polite to Huang Duanzi shì girl, and I wished I could see her tearful and ashamed expression, but in front of Artoria, I still had to pretend that she couldn't let her see through the main shìjiān relationship between me and Jie Lùka.
The arm passed over the towering sūxiōng, then pressed down tightly, sinking into the deep rǔ groove of the yòu people, tightly clamped by two soft masses.
Although I have long been familiar with every part of this yellow duan shì woman's body, especially the one in front of xiōng, in the elven clan known for being poor, even if it is scolded as a cow, it is not too much, and it is the end master.
Rao is like this, and the feeling of clamping and playing on my arm still makes me hún, and I almost forget my original purpose.
The little shì girl who sells festival exercises is even more ashamed, and her ears are red.
If there were only two people, maybe she wouldn't have reacted so much, but the problem is that Her Majesty, the queen she respects the most, is watching from the sidelines, which makes this shame more than ten times magnified.
Although Huang Duanzi shì was very ashamed, the test did not give any face at all, and still ended in failure.
After all, the house is more than a dozen square meters, and the three of us, except for me, who are taller, are very ...... as elves, Germa and Artoria Ahem...... Very slender, the three of them combined, but only three hands and three pairs of feet, want to complete ten grids at the same time, do not rely on luck, really can't work.
If it is more than a dozen times......
This time, the first few lit grids were more concentrated, but the order at the beginning was not right, and the two of them, Jie Lùka and Artoria...... The bodies were tightly entangled.
Just now, Artoria and I were just close to each other, but now, the two girls are entangled, in order to touch the next grid, Artoria struggled to try to touch the next grid, and tried her best to stretch out her slender hand, but because of the awkward posture, it was always a little bit of a distance, she was unwilling to fail, and kept trying repeatedly.
With her movements, the two bodies of the beautiful girl Jiāo, who were already entangled, made a sizzling sound of rubbing against the clothes they were wearing, probably because this posture was really awkward and tiring, and after a while, the pretty faces of Jie Lùka and Artoria turned red at the same time, and the white and beautiful forehead and neck were dyed with a touch of pink, the fragrant sweat was sticky, and the breathing became even more rapid.
Poof――――――!!!
Looking at this fragrant scene blankly, I felt something hot pouring out of my nose, and I hurriedly covered my nose to prevent myself from being ugly.
The ear and sideburns grinding between beautiful girls is really beautiful.
It was beautiful, but it failed.
And then ......
"Wait, Artoria, pause, pause, give up this time." Seeing the position of the lattice lit up, and then looking at the position of the three people, I quickly shouted when I realized something.
"Why, it's rare that it's already the eighth square, maybe this time you can get through guò." Artoria said she was puzzled.
"Even if it is, it won't work." I rarely had a firm attitude, and sternly refused.
This is the case now.
Finally, it was my turn to be unlucky, restless and bright, and my body was in an arched posture.
Facing the sky, the two arms are behind the back, supporting the ground, holding the two bright grids, and the feet are open in a figure-eight shape, but the position of the two bright grids is really a little far, my open eight characters, are about to be pressed into a word, fortunately, after becoming an adventurer, the flexibility of the body is greatly improved, even such a difficult action can be completed, if you replace yourself in the original world, now you have to sprain all the muscles and bones.
Although he completed the task of four squares, his body was firmly fixed and he couldn't move at all.
Artoria stood below me, more than a meter away, with her feet on two bright grids, fixed in place.
Although Jie Lùka only controls one bright grid and still has a lot of mobility, she is too far away to take care of this side at all.
So, the eighth bar lit up on my back.
Only Artoria could touch it.
But the problem is that her feet are fixed, and if she wants to touch them, she has to lie down and stretch out her hands to barely reach them, and in this position, her face is bound to be buried tightly in the middle of my two tuǐ open.
Artoria Bingqing Yujie, I still don't understand what it means to do this, so I am very puzzled by my embarrassment at the moment, but the Jieli card on the other side casts a disdainful gaze, if I sè is uplifted, silently let Artoria do this kind of thing, if it is spread out, it will be wanted by the entire elf clan immediately, and Akara will not be able to protect me.
This is no joke.
Seeing that Artoria had a troubled face, but the movement did not stop at all to lean her upper body over, I quickly turned over, and ran away for fear of rolling, naturally, this test ended in failure.
I'm too lazy to count how many times...... The state of the three of us is a little numb, and inadvertently, the ninth grid has been lit.
After perceiving this fact, the three of them immediately perked up.
Here's your chance!!
Holding an uncomfortable posture, the three pairs of eyes fell tightly to the ground, silently praying for the position where the last bright grid would appear.
The red light flashed, and the last bright grid appeared not far behind me.
It would have been a very good position, but the problem is that I'm using both hands and feet now.
Neither Artoria nor Jayle could touch this position.
Again, we emerge with a disappointed god, and it is clear that we are only one last step away.
Suddenly, as if remembering something, Jie Lùka stammered at me incoherently.
"Tail, Your Highness, Tail!!"
Tail?
Where did I get my tail?
Artoria immediately understood what Jie Lùka meant.
After a few pauses, I finally understood.
Moon Wolf Transformation!
The wolf's tail flicked and flicked, and finally landed on the square with a slight touch.
At this moment, everyone held their breath, because the rules say that only hands and feet are allowed to touch, I once tried to use the buttocks, with the head, but it didn't work, I don't know the tail......
"Oh~~", the red sè grid turned green.
It became !!
The three of us couldn't help but cheer.
I didn't expect the tail to be able to, could it be that in the eyes of King Arthur, the tail is the third tuǐ of the orcs?
It's better not to think about this kind of thing in depth, all in all, the fourth test is finally passed, and looking at the sealed room opening a door, we all have a feeling of being in a different world.
Although the fourth test is not very technical and difficult, it is the one that makes us struggle the most, and if I had to do it all over again, I would rather play the game of life and experience that sense of tragedy and the unknown than run into this damn game of trampling on the grid again.
Walking out of the small room, we couldn't wait to set up the tent, didn't even cook, and fell asleep when we entered the tent, obviously it was just the simplest and smallest test, but it wasted the most of our time and elves, King Arthur's bastard, and the whole person's kung fu was a must.
The next morning, everyone regained their spirits, and their stomachs were hungry, and when they were eating breakfast, the three of them talked and laughed, but when they saw something suspiciously lattice-shaped, their faces would suddenly change unnaturally, a bit of a cup bow snake shadow, which was enough to prove that everyone had not yet come out of the third and fourth tests.
"The fifth test is on."
When everyone's spirits were at their peak, and they packed up their tents and prepared to leave, Artoria suddenly sighed.
"What's wrong, what's wrong?"
Seeing that her expression was not as dignified as before, I couldn't help but ask out loud.
"When I was two people with Kalùjie, it was rare for us to get to this point." She muttered to herself as if she hadn't heard me.
That's right, it's not easy to get to this point with such a pitting test.
I sighed along with Artoria.
"No, it's not so much a few, it's ...... Only once. "Coming back to her senses, Artoria looked at me solemnly.
"The only time, that time, was when we met the Knight of Elufasia."
In other words, from the fifth test, there will be no more pitfalls from before...... Ahem, it's no longer the previous test with Arthurian style, and it's going to be real? I blurted out.
"That's right, I'm afraid that there will be no luck in the next test, whether we can pass guò or not depends on our strength."
Artoria's gaze was heavy, but full of dazzling confidence.
"Fan, would you like to give me a hand?" Turning her head back as if to confirm something, Artoria smiled beautifully and held out her hand to me.
"Of course, from the moment I promised, I will be your knight, Your Majesty."
I bowed softly, half-jokingly and half-seriously, and gently took Artoria's soft little hand in the palm of my hand and squeezed it tightly.
"From the moment of commitment?"
Artoria tilted her head and thought about it, her pretty face flushed slightly, and suddenly she smiled in a way that made people unable to look at her.
It was a sè color of joy and happiness.
This promise was not the one I had promised Artoria to join her on a journey to find artifact fragments, but the vows I made earlier and earlier on our wedding day, and Artoria understood it immediately.
This heart-to-heart feeling is a bit shy, but it can't be denied that it's really beautiful, and the mood is probably the same as that of a bright and shy Artoria.
After getting the trip in order, we double-checked the state of the equipment on our bodies - it was mainly me, Artoria and Jie Lùka Artifact Suits in hand, and there was no need for that at all.
After making sure we could get into the fight quickly and perform at our best, the three of us embarked on the journey of the fifth test again.
All the way down, it has been a little half a day.
Strange, the first few tests, one after the other, the journey will not exceed two hours at most, but now it has been half a day, and there is no trace of the fifth test, what is going on?
Does the length of the journey represent the difficulty of the test? If so, you have to be careful.
"It's foggy."
Artoria, who followed closely, raised her head to look at the sky and muttered.
"Her Majesty the Queen, Your Royal Highness, this fog is unusual, please be careful."
Jie Lùka looked at it for a moment, and her purple eyes flashed with a wise and calm gaze, like an experienced and knowledgeable scholar.
At the critical moment, this yellow joke shì woman is still very reliable, this is her advantage, but also her disadvantage, if she can usually sell a little less temperance and be more reliable, it would be better.
"Jie Lùka is right, this mí fog will appear suddenly, I don't know what I want to do, just in case, let's hold hands."
Not to be outdone, I followed suit, although it was not very creative, but there was no doubt that this method was the best way to deal with the foggy environment in front of me.
So I held Jayleka in my left hand and Artoria in my right hand, clasped two soft little hands, and continued to move forward.
Walking and walking, the mí paste began to thicken, first ten meters away can not see things, gradually, even a meter away is difficult to see, this bad weather, we walk very slowly, on the one hand, we have to be vigilant in all directions, but also have to be careful of the foot, in case the front is a deep cliff can be done?
Slowly, even the side faces of Jielika and Artoria on both sides were blurred and invisible, and this mí fog didn't know what was going on, and even perception could obscure it, what was clearly in front of you, but you couldn't see it, you couldn't feel it, how could this situation continue?
"Artoria, Jaylùka, are you all right? I don't think the situation is good, I can't see anything now, so let's go back for the time being. ”
Having said that, it suddenly occurred to me, do we still know the direction of retreat?
In other words, there is no way to advance, and there is no way to retreat?
Huh, Artoria, Jie lùka?
I've found something even worse, what about people? Why doesn't anyone speak up for themselves?
Obviously still holding hands......
I subconsciously shook the soft wattle that was still tightly grasped by myself in the palm of my hand, yes, it was obviously still ......
The thought had just risen, and the two little hands that were in the palm of his hand suddenly turned into a ball of air and disappeared as he squeezed it hard again.
Wait, something is wrong, bastard, how can this be?!
With a loud roar in my heart, I began to get anxious, although I knew that it was King Arthur's test, and it was impossible to hurt Artoria and Jaylùka, but in this case, if it didn't matter, it wouldn't be their husbands!
Why, obviously holding hands all the time, never letting go, and not feeling anything unusual, why did it suddenly turn into a cloud of air?
Although it is only a mortal-level IQ, such a strange situation, thinking about it, I think that there is only one situation that is most likely.
Magic!
That's right, yes, damn illusion!!
I didn't expect to play this trick in front of Bendruid, is it true that the moon wolf transforms into a zài?
After figuring it out, I swept away the confusion and anxiety, looked up to the sky and let out a long howl, and the moon wolf transformation had been unleashed.
"Give-me-break !!"
The powerful spiritual power condensed into a needle point, and then exploded in an instant, forming an invisible and huge spiritual storm that swept in all directions.
Suddenly, the surrounding mí fog was swept away.
What appeared in front of me was an ancient, desolate, and deserted battlefield......
Xiao Qi calculates, today is the 26th, there are still 3 days, well, just work hard, 28 days of curse or something, it's impossible to achieve, run the year or something, the most annoying...... RO@。