007 Printing Press
Kazuma put down the yellowed newspaper and scanned the room again.
"Didn't leave a picture or something? I'd love to see what those seniors who fought here looked like. And the horse asked.
"No, we didn't find it. In fact, we don't even know their names, they are all pen names written in the newspapers. Dong Izushun spread his hands, and then changed the conversation, "The seniors want to print leaflets, right?" The text was given to me, and I immediately typed it with a pen. β
Kazuma took out his notebook, tore off the page with the prepared text, and handed it to Toide.
Toide Shun read out loud: "Kiryu Kendo Hall, Kuixing Banner New Branch Kendo Champion Live Teaching, welcome to experience admission, and welcome to kick the hall." β
"Wait a minute, what's the hell about kicking the gym?" Higashi Shun looked at Kazuma suspiciously.
He Ma couldn't tell him, "If someone kicks the gym, if it's a weak chicken, I can earn fame, if it's a strong person, I can earn experience points, and I won't lose anything", so He Ma laughed: "It's just a publicity stunt." β
"What if someone does come to kick the gym?" Toide asked.
And Ma thought to himself, that would be great.
But on the surface, he said seriously: "Of course, I will tell the person who comes to kick the gym that the Quanjian Federation does not encourage kicking the gym now and advises him to leave." β
"It's really just a gimmick, and it feels the same as the one I claimed to install air conditioning for each class, which is very unreliable. Worthy of the seniors! β
I always feel that Toide Shun has a strange misunderstanding about Kazuma, but Kazuma is too lazy to unravel this misunderstanding.
Toide began to check the paper strips given by the horse and make wax plates for printing.
Kazuma turned around and continued to observe the roomβand then he noticed that Jinguji Tamamo was spilling something outside the door of the room.
"Chairman?" And Ma said, "What are you doing?" β
"It's nothing, sprinkle some salt, the newly bought supernatural magazine talks about feng shui, I found that this corridor, the orientation is not good, maybe there will be ghosts passing by at night. They won't be able to get into this room, but they may be waiting for someone inside to come out at the door.
"I'll sprinkle salt on the door, and it should get them away."
He Ma was shocked: "Supernatural magazines still talk about feng shui?" That's not China's ......"
"Hong Kong's zombie movies have become popular, and the supernatural goods store I often go to also said that the compass used by Taoist priests has been introduced, and it is about to arrive, Hong Kong original."
He Ma scratched his head, to be honest, he almost forgot that the chairman was still a supernatural fan during this time. However, Kazuma did catch a glimpse of the supernatural magazine inside when the chairman opened the bag.
It stands to reason that it is against the school rules to bring a supernatural magazine to school, but no one will check the chairman's bag.
This person is very good at taking advantage of the image of the child and the trust of the teacher in himself.
Mikako focuses on another aspect: "Why do you carry salt with you?" β
"Because I have asked for a new amulet, and it contains salt." The chairman of the committee showed the crowd a red cloth bag containing the "Gomori".
"Is there salt in the amulet?" Mikako was shocked.
"No, look at the shrines, most of the shrines have wooden boards written on the names of the main gods, and there are also shrine guards who have been enshrined in the main hall with paper paintings."
Kazuma suddenly interjected, "There are also shrines, and the omamori may be made from rice chewed by a shrine maiden." β
The chairman of the committee suddenly fell silent, and looked at Kazuma with a serious expression.
"There's no such thing." She said.
He Ma was originally just joking, but after being denied so seriously by the chairman, he became a little curious.
At this time, Dong Deshun spoke: "You are ...... Jinguji Senpai, right, my grandmother likes your Japanese sweets very much! It's a pity that it's too expensive to eat often. Senior sister, are you still a supernatural fan? β
"Yes, I'll buy every supernatural magazine in the city."
"I should watch all those unscientific things for fun." Higashi Shun said.
Mikako complained in time: "In horror movies, the person who says your line is usually the first to die." Say goodbye to your little girlfriend. β
"Even senior sisters can't slander our pure friendship!" When Higashi Shun said this, he was full of momentum.
As soon as the words fell, his partner girl appeared at the door panting: "I'm late!" The teacher asked me to ask about your election platform, and I didn't say anything about it from beginning to end, only that we would revise it as appropriate to make it more operational! β
"Very good, Comrade Shimato Marina!"
Toide Shun was still immersed in carving the wax board, just giving his partner a thumbs up with his hand.
Kazuma glanced at the girl who was running out of breath, and suddenly found that Dong Deshun was actually quite lucky.
He Ma didn't think this girl was good-looking before, probably because she didn't wear makeup.
But today's Shimato Mana is obviously makeup and fully armed.
Kazuma looked at Nanjo, Mikako and the chairman of the committee, and understood most of them in his heart - this is not to lose to the beautiful predecessor army.
He Ma silently turned around, picked up the paper and pencil on the table, and quickly wrote: "It's appropriate to remember to praise her lipstick today." β
Then Kazuma stretched the piece of paper in front of Toide Shun.
Higashiide Shun glanced at it, and then turned his head to look at Shimato Mana in surprise: "Shimato, did you put on lipstick today?" This is a violation of school rules! β
And Ma really wanted to ram this thing directly on the skull with one hand.
It's a pity that the old man Suzuki has been following Nanjo Guangdong to the west for the past two months, and he hasn't seen it at all, otherwise he and Ma Tieding will learn two-handed karate with the old man Suzuki, so that he will definitely be able to correct this unenlightened brain case with one hand.
Shimato Marina was directly dumbfounded, where did she stand: "Eh, this ...... The teacher didn't say anything, and I think the seniors are also using it......"
"Are the seniors also using it?" Higashiide Shun was shocked, and looked at the women's group on Wama's side one by one.
Nanjo and Mikako turned their faces away.
Although the chairman of the committee did not change his face, he knew that she also used it at a glance, and used it in a dignified manner.
Dong Deshun was shocked: "ThisγIs this originally possible?" It's no wonder that when I wanted to include the relaxation of the dress code in my program, Shimado completely disagreed, saying it was useless. It turns out that our school rules are so loose at the implementation level? β
And Ma didn't care about him, and directly erased the words he had just written with an eraser, as if what had just happened had not happened.
This instead reminded Higashi Shun: "Ah, by the way, Shimado, your lipstick is very suitable!" It's beautiful! β
Shimato turned around sharply, threw down the phrase "I'm going to pick flowers" and ran away.
Toideshun looked at Kazuma: "This ...... Senior, are you cheating on me? β
Kazuma: "Chairman! β
The chairman came over with salt and sprinkled it on the head of the east.
"Why are you lying with me?" Dong Deshun looked aggrieved.
Chairman: "I think you're possessed by the evil spirit of a stupid donkey!" Don't worry, I'm good at exorcism, just leave it to me! β
"Don't sprinkle it anymore, senior, stop the senior sister, I'm going to become a pickled salted fish if I go on like this!"
He Ma took the wax plate that had been carved and began to operate the printing press, ignoring the juniors who were being exorcized.