Chapter 469: Facing the Wind and Peeing Ten Zhang
When everything was calm, the whole jungle was like the twilight of life at this moment, and the dim sky looked so bloody in the light of the crashed helicopter fire!
It turned out that the first grenade of Dragon Battle, he was not intended to hit it in one hit at all, it was just a decoy that made the enemy's heart tense instantly, so that his guard could relax and prepare for his grenade!
Such a combat master, this kind of military genius who perfectly displays battlefield psychology, can't help but make military bigwigs from all over the world can't help but raise their thumbs and praise high!
You know, it's easy to hit a helicopter, you can use a grenade to blow up a helicopter, it's the first time they've seen it, of course, if it weren't for the Ranger's special pilot who was too proud and flew the gunship so low, Long Zhan wouldn't have had a chance to kill him with a grenade!
This is also telling all special pilots who rely on their superb flying skills to be capable and humble, don't be shy, dart early!
Long Zhan slowly got up, spitting out the dirt and debris in his mouth fiercely and said:
"Phew...... Bah...... Damn, dare to play Lao Tzu, now you know how powerful you are Long Ye, right? Tell you, the last person who played Lao Tzu was one person tall on the grave! โ
Long Zhan said, slamming his middle finger up towards the sky, and then laughed wildly! Because he knows that people from all countries are watching this battle, and his middle finger is for those careerists who are trying to get their hands on country Z!
And when the commander in the highest military command post of country M saw this scene, the commander was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood, you know, the selection of ranger candidates is one in a million, and the special flight master is even more one in ten thousand, and the result was solved by a grenade in Dragon War!
He laughed as he walked over to the still burning helicopter debris, then began to wiggle his ass with a puff of drumming on his hands!
"Good, good, it's not a loss to be the son of a stinger, it's worthy of being the apprentice of a blood wolf, it's worthy of being the blade of the dragon scale guard, this battle is beautiful!"
Fu Zhonghua praised loudly and waved his fists excitedly, but just when everyone was relieved for Long Zhan and excited about him taking out the helicopter gunship, Fu Zhonghua noticed Long Zhan's writhing body, and he couldn't help but be surprised:
"What is he doing? Quick, bring the image closer, what does this kid want to do? โ
When the image zoomed in little by little, I saw that in front of Long Zhan, a slender stream of water was watered from top to bottom, and along the mountain wind and terrain, it actually swayed a distance of about ten zhang, just pouring on the burning wreckage of the gunship!
Just when everyone was wondering what Long Zhan was doing, Fu Zhonghua laughed again, and while laughing, he shouted:
"This kid still has the heart to pee? Haha......"
"Chief!" She Zhenguo shook his head helplessly, held back a smile, and said to Fu Zhonghua: "This kid openly pees in front of the people of the world, does it damage the image of our military in country Z?" โ
"Don't hold back, laugh if you want!" Fu Zhonghua said to She Zhenguo, who was suffocating and flushed behind him: "This kid is urinating in the wind, where is the shame?" This is to raise the prestige of our country, haha......"
As soon as Fu Zhonghua's voice fell, She Zhenguo couldn't help laughing! He smiled and pouted and said, "This kid is much more interesting than his old man!" โ
And at this moment, the dragon battle who is peeing and pouring the flames of the wreckage, naturally knows that the people of the world are watching his clumsy performance, but he is still doing it, he wants to use this silent contempt to completely trample on the dignity of the enemy, so that the enemy understands:
There are some things that cannot be washed away by time, and it is not a fire that can turn all your crimes into ashes, he wants to use his own urine to tell the world that the wreckage of your country, the armed forces of your country, at the feet of Lao Tzu, is not even as good as urine!
At this moment, almost all the women in the world were crazy about it, exclaiming, 'This Z country shoots ยท ยท Well done... Far, so powerful, my male god, my dream girl'!
Not to mention his courage to make all women surrender, at the very least, the kind of alternative charm in him, the kind of iron blood, tenacity and fortitude that only soldiers have, and the ruffian spirit of the gangsters, is enough to make all kinds of beauties in the world scream and go crazy for it!
Just when Long Zhan was peeing vigorously, he suddenly felt a trace of gloom, as if someone was blowing cold air on the back of his neck, which was a soldier's unique feeling after being locked by the enemy's murderous aura!
Long Zhan secretly said in his heart that he was so bad that he didn't even have time to take back his little brother, so he rolled directly and rolled down by taking advantage of the terrain of the hillside!
"Smack......
At the moment when Long Zhan's body left the standing position, a bullet smashed into the ground, splashing sporadic mud splashes, the bullet came too fast, so fast that the urine column wandering in mid-air had not yet had time to land!
I only heard Long Zhan rolling and muttering and scolding:
"Damn, it's immoral, and even peeing isn't reassuring!"
At the moment when Long Zhan disappeared, about two thousand meters away from the location where he was sniped, on a hillside dressed in camouflage and almost completely integrated with the entire jungle, a sniper watched Long Zhan escape safely through the sniper scope, and scolded through gritted teeth:
"Fuck, I actually let this bastard escape, this bastard, this shameless guy, actually dares to insult my comrades-in-arms, my country, my troops, I must let you die without a place to live!"
"Enough, Mario!" Another person holding an assault rifle on the side, holding a telescope in his hand, followed the sniper's line of sight, and watched the hill slope where Long Zhan had just stood:
"This guy is not that simple, if you can solve him with one shot, then Lightning, Wild Boy and Condor will die too unjustly, and if they are by such a guy, it is estimated that the military commanders of their countries will have to commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river!"
"Come on! Corso, how can the special forces of those garbage countries be comparable to our rangers, just the garbage in their garbage, it is not enough to lift shoes for our rangers! โ
"Shut up!" At this moment, a middle-aged man lying behind Corso and Mario said with a calm face:
"I will never let down my comrades, I will show the world that I am a special warrior specially selected, I will actively deal with the enemy, I will defeat them on the battlefield, because I am well trained, I will fight with all my might, despite the sacrifices, maybe I will survive alone, but I will still show tenacity in battle, because I am a ranger, my goal is to complete the mission, we are the vanguard of the motherland......"