Chapter 403: The Middle Finger of the Buddha Statue (Part 1)
As the gray shadow approached quickly.
"Be careful......
The four heavenly kings who bore the brunt of the attack instinctively exclaimed, and instinctively sacrificed all the magic weapons.
Just like a herd effect, as the four heavenly kings were waiting for each other, the sensitive nerves of the other immortals were also stirred, and they each supported their own defensive magic weapons.
For a time, where the Nantianmen was located, all kinds of magic weapons exuded different lights, illuminating the entire Nantianmen in a colorful and colorful way.
"Smack!"
The position was almost identical, and the second gray shadow landed exactly where the first gray shadow was, and many messy debris were scattered all over the ground.
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Many immortals.
At this moment, many fierce battles were waiting, and the immortal god with a cautious expression only felt a hot burning sensation inexplicably appear on his cheeks.
Just when the Four Heavenly Kings wanted to alleviate this embarrassing atmosphere and were about to say something, a gust of wind that was rare in the Thirty-Three Heavens blew through, blowing the pile of debris a little bit, so that the things that were pressed on the bottom of the pile of debris were revealed.
A pile of dusty soil, among which there is a Buddha statue with the middle finger facing many immortals.
The smile of all the immortals...... Fade away......
Insults, insults without a doubt!
Even if there is no "middle finger culture" in the Heavenly Court, the moment they saw this middle finger, all the immortals had a nameless anger that rushed straight to the Heavenly Spirit Gai.
"Who did it?"
As anger rose, the Four Heavenly Kings fell straight in front of the lieutenant general, surrounded the lieutenant general on all sides, and forcibly suppressed his anger and asked.
"No...... I don't know ......," the lieutenant stammered.
"Don't know? Then why did the alarm formation be triggered? Mo Lihai, who had not long reshaped the divine body with the true spirit of the God List, shouted loudly.
"It's not...... Didn't the gods command the lesser gods? Yes...... Any wind and grass, horses ...... Immediately touch the alarm formation......" The lieutenant general, who was surrounded by the Four Heavenly Kings, explained with infinite horror in his heart.
Wrong......
At this moment, the Four Heavenly Kings also understood that they were at a loss and should not vent their anger on the deputy general.
However, when the Four Heavenly Kings looked at the middle finger of the Buddha statue that was still erected, the anger in their hearts could not be suppressed.
At this moment, Tai Bai Xing, who was ordered by the Jade Emperor to come to investigate the situation, also arrived, feeling the strange atmosphere in front of him, the kind face couldn't help but flash a trace of doubt, pressed the cloud head and landed in front of the Four Heavenly Kings, and said.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the old man is polite, the South Heavenly Gate has triggered the alarm formation, but what happened?"
Hearing this, many immortals turned their heads one after another, completely unsure of how to answer.
"What's going on? I also ask the kings of heaven to make it clear, so that the old man can return to His Majesty. â
Tai Bai Xing was even more puzzled, and seeing that all the immortals were looking left and right in unison, he couldn't help but cast his eyes on the trembling lieutenant general.
"This general, what is the situation, can you tell the old man?"
The deputy general felt the kind attitude of Tai Bai Xing, and his heart was slightly certain, his eyes twitched, and he gestured to Tai Bai Xing's back.
The knowing Tai Bai Xing turned around, and after a few breaths, his kind expression gradually became a little terrifying......
How to explain this farce to the Jade Emperor?
There is a Buddha statue in Nantianmen pointing at the middle finger of heaven?
Apparently......
The monkey didn't know what he was doing unintentionally, but he burned a fierce fire for the boring immortals of the heavenly court immortals, and made many immortals angry half to death.
Especially at the time of the catastrophe, the monkey stayed by Tang Sanzang's side, and even the vast number of supernatural powers could not deduce that the initiator was a monkey who obeyed the master's orders and resolutely "did not throw objects from the air" to smash flowers and plants.
The only clue left for the heavenly court is a Buddha statue's middle finger......
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At the same time, on the first floor of the Golden Light Pagoda of the Sacrifice Country, Zhu Bajie, who was urged by the monkey, skillfully hoisted Ben Bo Er Ba and Ba Bo Er Ben.
One black and one white, two fish......
After a moment of tossing, Zhu Bajie suddenly remembered something, turned his head to Sha Seng and asked. "Lao Sha, speaking of which, your true appearance seems to be a fish, right?"
When Sha Seng heard this, his straight eyes were stunned and asked. "What, didn't I tell you about the second senior brother?"
"No, you never said that." Zhu Bajie corrected.
"Uh, really? I forgot ......" Sha Seng touched his chin and remembered it for a moment, then continued.
"Back then, I was a loach into a refinement, and then I had the opportunity to cultivate the right path, flew to the heavenly realm, and after countless years, I was finally appreciated by the Queen Mother and promoted to the general of the rolling shutter. If it weren't for the second senior brother's question, I would have almost forgotten what my true nature was. â
"Loach spirits? Appreciated by the Queen Mother? â
Tang Sanzang, who was also hearing about these things for the first time, was slightly stunned, and understood that it must not be so simple.
Of course, Tang Sanzang's meaning is that Sha Seng must not be as simple as an ordinary loach, his origin and feet must be extraordinary, otherwise he will not follow the destiny of heaven and become one of the protagonists of the catastrophe.
It's just that Tang Sanzang looked at Sha Seng's honest appearance, but he understood that there were many things that he didn't know even himself, right?
And between the moments of chat, the monkey spit out a few mouthfuls of fairy breath, but it also woke up the hanging Rush and Baba Er Runner.
"Huh? Where is this? â
"The skull hurts a little, am I drunk again?"
However, before these two Hanhan could see the surrounding environment clearly, Zhu Bajie's "cute and petite" face occupied all their attention, cracked his big mouth, and said with a little saliva.
"Brother Monkey, this fish looks good, roast one of them first, and leave one for you to ask questions, okay?"
"Roasted?!"
Hearing this, the monkey took over Zhu Bajie's words and said. "It's not proper, it's not nutritious, it's steamed, it's full of nutrition, and it can also replenish Master's body."
"Amitabha, Wukong Hugh is talking nonsense, eating fasting and reciting Buddha for the teacher, and you can't break the vows." Tang Sanzang clasped his palms together and said compassionately and peacefully.
"That's right, senior brother, second senior brother, you can't cause the master to break the vows......" Sha Seng stepped forward to continue the topic, thought slightly, pondered for a while, and said. Let's make fish soup, Master can't eat meat, and drinking soup is just as nutritious. â
In the end, looking at Ao Yu, who had answered everyone's words, he pulled the corner of Tang Sanzang's clothes and said pitifully. "Brother Holy Monk, Ao Yu wants to eat Yusheng."
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Rush and Baba Runner.
In just a few words, Tang Sanzang and his entourage vividly depicted several ways of death for Ben Bo Er Ba and Ba Bo Er Ben, which can be said to scare Ben Bo Er Ba and Ba Bo Er Ben.