After returning to Barcelona, Zhuo Yang's mood was much lighter.

Flights have not yet returned to normal, and the return journey is still a boiling bus. Although the game was lost, it was only the first half of the semi-finals, and everyone was full of confidence in the battle at Camp Nou, and the brawl after the game could be considered a complete victory. Men, after all, are professional players with vigorous growth of male hormones, so they are naturally very fond of this.

Along the way, the men of Barcelona chatted with great interest, and the defeat did not affect everyone's emotions. Only the protagonist and the second male protagonist of the fight seemed to be in a state of interest and didn't get involved much.

For Zhuo Yang, fighting was not a problem at all, and he was still depressed because of the scene that happened in the stands. Ibu felt that he hadn't done a good job, and he was obviously full of taekwondo techniques, so he could only scratch and scratch like a shrew when he came to the end.

Ibu hasn't actually fought much, but his taekwondo black belt is indeed real, and years of practicing taekwondo have excellent body coordination, so he is so big, but he is not inferior to the one-meter-seven 's) in terms of movement flexibility, and can also make many difficult movements on the court, such as scorpion tail swinging, which is thanks to his practice of taekwondo.

But why can't Ibrahimovic's taekwondo be used in actual combat? On the one hand, it has to do with his lack of fighting, and on the other hand, it is mainly because the sport of taekwondo has been completely differentiated. The taekwondo competitions you see at the Olympics are not very spectacle, but the competitiveness cannot be ignored, and it is completely different from the elegant and chic taekwondo in those gyms in the streets and alleys.

Taekwondo is said to have originated very early, anyway, the Koreans have a very early origin of things, which is equivalent to the sun and the moon. It wasn't until 1955 that the name 'Taekwondo' was officially born.

Later, in order to promote Korean culture and increase the country's presence in the world, the Korean government carefully packaged and promoted taekwondo to the world.

Why not promote something else? Go, as thick-skinned as Koreans, does not dare to take away the beauty of the Chinese cultural circle; The art of tea also has to be willing by the Japanese. So, either taekwondo or kimchi, so ......

All kung fu has to start with boring basic training, strength, endurance speed, barbell jump rope puller, which boxer has to do tens of thousands of times a day not just the same punch movement. These extremely tedious trainings prevented the vast majority of ordinary people from further interest, not to mention the painful and brutal actual combat training stages that followed.

In order to promote taekwondo, especially taekwondo in the West, Koreans have omitted all these thresholds and designed the movements to be extremely beautiful. Coupled with the addition of many cultural and ceremonial elements, the promotion of taekwondo has become a low-threshold, high-pressure dance and ornamental sport close to the masses.

Worldwide, Taekwondo is now the most famous kung fu, surpassing Chinese Kung Fu, and from this point of view, Koreans are very successful.

Of course, taekwondo, which is going to the Olympics to compete, is another way to play, and the difference between the two is like football and poker.

Famous and exaggerated, taekwondo is indeed very capable of bluffing, especially bluffing ordinary people, after all, people will reach your face as soon as they lift their legs, so most taekwondo practitioners think highly of themselves. This is the case with Ibrahimovic.

Ibrahimovic often plays tricks in his mind, I kick you like this, you can't dodge it, and then I kick like that, and then I kick again, and then I go about a roundabout ......, and I can't win.

If martial arts is a language art, paying attention to speaking and singing, then Ibrahimovic can abuse Zhuo Yang, and he can single-handedly take on the entire five major leagues, and take out the Eredivisie.

Ibrahimovic, a master of theory and mind kung fu, is almost thirty years old, and he hasn't fought more than five times since he can remember, but he has beaten everyone in his mind. Therefore, Ibu likes to put out the score of the top kung fu master in his daily life.

Everyone joked together, and Eevee often pretended to be angry, blowing his beard and glaring at his eyes, although it was just a feint of anger, but the more times he did, everyone felt very bored, and the meaning of the music was too strong.

Ibu also likes to show his hands in front of people, and he will set his feet at a distance of ten centimeters in front of your eyes with a split leg, and he will not move at all. is so in love with Xian, Zhuo Yang is annoyed by him.

Ibrahimovic is 195 tall, but his upper body is the same size as 175 people, this guy has particularly long legs, and his hip bones are level with the average person's chest. With his exaggerated long legs, he didn't need to stretch the ligaments much at all, and just lifting it was the height of someone else's kick to the sky.

One day in November last year, during a break in training at Gamble Sports City, Ibu unexpectedly showed off his black belt-level side kick in front of Zhuo Yang, and opened the soles of his feet to freeze in front of Zhuo Yang's face.

Zhuo Yang was a little annoyed that he was getting old and coming out of nowhere, so he suddenly raised his legs and made a horse out of thin air, pressed his feet against Yibu's calves, and raised him by another foot.

Ibrahimovic's left leg is rooted in the ground, and his right leg forms a tense and tense triangle with it. The triangle is the most stable form in nature, so Eevee is very steady, but he can't stand the crotch.

"Too ...... Taller...... Too...... High...... Gao ......" voice has become shrill.

It wasn't until he couldn't hiss that Zhuo Yang let go of his legs, and since then Ibu has never swung any taekwondo score in front of him.

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Last night in the passage with Eto'o again, Zhuo Yang angrily kicked Materazzi, and the continuous leg attacks made Ibrahimovic feel relaxed: I am the best at this thing!

In the realm of Yibu's mind kung fu, his attacks were as fast and accurate as Zhuo Yang in front of him, and even surpassed. As for Zhuo Yang's knowledge in the various kicking styles that change his eyes, Yi Bu actually can't understand it at all, he can't see that every time Zhuo Yang raises his legs, it is the most reasonable attack at the moment, and he walks the shortest route.

Eto'o didn't know what to do, just enough for Ibrahimovic to find an outlet for his interest. However, as soon as the two horses met, Ibrahimovic still didn't need any quality routines, just like the three-country battle with Van der Vaart and Sneijder at the Victor Stadium that year.

In fact, the reason is very simple, Ibu is good at the stream of consciousness kung fu in his mind, but when the two armies really face each other, he doesn't have time to think at all, and he has to rely on his body to react. Truth be told, Ibrahimovic wouldn't have been Eto'o's match if it weren't for the hard work of the people who pulled the fight in the tunnel.

Eevee was sullen at this time, and he was annoyed. He went through the process in his mind again, wondering why he didn't do it at that moment, and why it wasn't like that after that......

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Zhuo Yang almost slept all the way, wearing headphones to isolate himself from the lively atmosphere in the bus, and the half-dreaming and half-waking along the way somewhat made up for his lack of sleep in the past few days.

After returning to Barcelona, despite the tight schedule, Guardiola decided to take a day off tomorrow and resume training the day after tomorrow to play directly with Jerez in the 34th round of La Liga. Luckily, this round is at home, otherwise Jerez would have been on the southernmost tip of mainland Spain near Gibraltar, another 10-hour drive from Barcelona.

Maya looked at the scene on the stage, which made Zhuo Yang cut Roseneri out of his heart, but after returning to Barcelona, the news came the next day and filled his heart with warmth, because a group of old Milan friends all stood up.

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