Chapter 117: Paimon: Something Wrong! (Tip supplement 3/15)
The next morning, November 22, there are still 4 days left before the Badminton Festival on November 26.
The wonderful morning was ruined by a hurried knock on the door.......
Guan Feng walked down the second floor with a little headache and just opened the door.
Paimon anxiously shouted to Guan Feng, "Ao Feng, hurry up, hurry up!" Something is wrong! â
Hearing Paimon's anxious tone, Guan Feng instantly fell asleep!
"What's wrong, what's wrong? Are the Fatui coming to attack Mondstadt? â
"It's not!" Paimon stomped his little foot in the air and said anxiously, "It's something more important!" â
"Huh? Something bigger? Could it be that the Ice God himself came out to attack Mondstadt? â
"Not really! It was a woman who was attacked by hooligans last night! â
"Damn.... It's also too scary.... Fear.......? Yes? Guan Feng asked again with some uncertainty: "What did you just say?" â
Paimon hurriedly repeated, "I just said that a woman was attacked by hooligans last night!" â
Guan Feng was stunned for a moment, aren't hooligans everywhere? How could this be worse than the Fatui attacking the city.....
As if seeing the flatness on Guan Feng's face, Paimon was a little angry and said, "Hey! What a look on your face! â
"Ah.......h I don't think it's that serious, just report it to the Knights......"
"Huh?" Paimon looked at Guan Feng in surprise and said, "You don't think it's important!" â
"Know that women are the cornerstone of human development! Only women can give birth to children! If Mondstadt is not safe in this regard, it will not be taken seriously! â
"Then women from other countries will not dare to travel to Mondstadt, and if they don't come, there is a good chance that the lone dogs in Mondstadt will not find their wives!"
"And the women of Mondstadt may also move to another city because of the lack of security here!"
"In the long run, there will be fewer and fewer residents of Mondstadt! Until the end, there was no one in Mondstadt! â
"This is a major event to destroy the country!"
"And you said no! Heavy! Want! It's so damning! I'm so angry! I'm going to give you a nasty nickname! â
Looking at Paimon, who was getting angrier and angrier the more he talked, Guan Feng quickly interrupted her and apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention to such an important issue, but after Paimon's guidance, I'm awake now!" â
Then he said righteously, "I think Paimon-sensei is right, the hooligans should be killed!" Please take me with you this time! I want to contribute to the cornerstone of the country! â
Seeing Guan Feng's decent attitude, Paimon snorted lightly, then turned his head away and stopped giving him ugly nicknames.
Guan Feng smiled hesitantly, and hurriedly went upstairs to change his clothes.
He said to Paimon, "yes, where did Ying go, why didn't I see her." â
"Hmph." Paimon snorted softly, "Ying won't be like you!" She went to visit the victim early! â
"Haha." Guan Feng scratched his head in embarrassment and asked, "By the way, who was the victim last night?" â
"Last night's victim was actually the pastor of the church, Miss Barbara~"
"What? It turned out to be Barbara??? Guan Feng was stupid: "Isn't this hooligan afraid that Barbara's fans will come to the door?" â
Barbara, a current idol singer and pastor of the church, is extremely popular in Mondstadt and Teyvat.
She is the one with the most brains in Mondstadt City right now, and it is worth mentioning that Guan Feng is in second place, and Diluc of Dawn Winery is in third place.
Speaking of this, Paimon was also very puzzled: "yes, I also wonder who this hooligan attacked is not good, but he attacked Miss Barbara." â
"You said it could be Miss Barbara who was attacked by the fans." Guan Feng put forward a hypothesis.
Paimon made an eight in his chin and pondered for a moment before saying, "It's really possible!" But I think it's also possible that it's a drunk who gets drunk at night. â
"I don't rule out this possibility, let's go and ask me about my specific situation first."
Paimon nodded, and quickly led the way ahead.
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By the time the two arrived at the church, they were overwhelmed by a crowd of people.
Looking at the clothes those people are wearing, they should be Barbara's brainless fans.
Only in the crowd can you still see the Knight of Favonius in armor and the nun in a nun's costume.
The scene was very chaotic for a while!
"Let me in! We are the knights who have come to investigate the incident! â
"Miss Barbara is guarded by us! No one wants to go to church! â
"Get out of the way, I'm a nun! O nun! I've been working for more than half an hour! Let me in! Woo woo woo~"
"I rushed over the tower for Miss Barbara, I scolded for Miss Barbara, Miss Barbara's personal guard can't do without me! I want to see Miss Barbara! â
"Don't squeeze! The church door is pulled outward!! It's not pushing!! â
"Huh, wait! Who's TM touching my ass! You've gone too far! I'm a man, a man! â
"Male? Wouldn't it be better to be a man??? â
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Looking at the chaotic church gate, Guan Feng and Paimon glanced at each other speechlessly.
But soon Guan Feng had a plan.
He yelled loudly at the church door.
"Huh! Isn't that Miss Barbara? She actually came out of the side door of the church! â
Guan Feng's voice instantly overshadowed the noisy chaos.
For a while, those fans instantly rioted: "Hurry up, hurry up! Go to the side door! Rogue must not be allowed to attack Miss Barbara! â
After saying that, he rushed towards the side door of the church.
Only four knights in armor remained, and a somewhat embarrassed nun.
Hoffman stood up and looked at the ragged knights, and smiled bitterly.
The most miserable thing in it is Otter.
He lay on the ground, tears flowing uncontrollably: "Woo woo, why.... Why... I said I was a man...... Three more hands touching my ass...... ââŽīšââŽâ
Hoffman smiled bitterly, patted Ott on the shoulder and said, "You better go home and rest first, Alamy, you send Ott home first." â
"Yes!"
Looking at Alamy and Ott who left, Hoffman shook his head with a headache, it was not good to be a teacher, and he lost two knights before he entered the church.........
On the other side, Paimon said, "Let's hurry up and go to the church, or the fans will be back!" â
Guan Feng nodded quickly, and rushed into the church with Paimon.
And Ying didn't know when she had come in, and the one opposite her was the idol singer Barbara!
The movement of Guan Feng coming in naturally attracted the attention of the two.
Ying saw the two of them and smiled: "Come on, I was just about to start asking for the details of last night!" â
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