Yang Wei didn't expect Wei Ba to speak obscenities on such an occasion, and he didn't react for a while, because his eyes were too big, and his eyeballs that seemed to be a little small rolled twice, and his face suddenly turned red. He took two steps back, furious, stretched out his finger, pointed at Wei Ba with his halberd, and was just about to scold, when he suddenly saw Zhuge Qiao on the side with a bad face, and then remembered that there were not only many people watching next to him, but also a woman present, so he hurriedly closed his mouth tightly.

If you don't have an exit, you can take it back, but the fingers that stretched out can't just be withdrawn, he pointed at Wei Ba, so angry that he couldn't say anything: "You...... You ......"

Wei Ba leaned back and snorted, the smile on his face was even bigger, he kneaded his fingers, talking and laughing.

"A long time ago, someone pointed a finger at me, and I broke two fingers and spanked my ass. The day before yesterday, Liu Yan pointed a finger at me, and I broke one of my fingers and slapped me in the face. Now you're pointing your finger at me again, I don't know how many fingers you want to break, where to hit? ”

Dunwu, who was standing behind Wei Ba, heard this, thought about it for a while, and couldn't help but laugh secretly. The young master seems to have had an unpleasant habit lately, and he twists off people's fingers at every turn. I wonder if the same fate will befall this idiot today.

Yang Wei didn't know that Wei Ba had already wrung off Steward Zhang's fingers before this, but he knew that Liu Yan had two fingers that were broken by Wei Ba, and he was slapped hard by Wei Ba. Hearing Wei Ba's threatening words, he subconsciously withdrew his hand and hid it in front of his chest. Just put it away, and felt that it was too timid, trembling and wanting to stretch out again, and compare with Wei Ba, but when he saw Wei Ba's eager eyes, he was afraid that Wei Ba would really break his fingers, just like Liu Yan, hesitated for a long time, and didn't dare to stretch out again, but a little white face was already suffocating and about to drip blood.

"Would you like to try it?" Wei Ba pinched his hands from time to time and said seductively: "I'm very sharp, just take a look." ”

The crowd watching the archery noticed the conflict and turned their heads one after another, and even the person who was shooting the arrow stopped shooting. Ma Dai on the examiner's seat saw it, looked at Yang Yi, and was just about to get up to stop it, but was held up by Yang Yi. Yang Yi's face was gloomy, her eyes were draped, but the hand holding on the case was exposed, and she was obviously about to explode.

Yang Wei's eyes dodged, instinctively wanting to avoid Wei Ba's vicious eyes, but he refused to give in like this, he froze there, neither advancing nor retreating. He peeked at Yang Yi, and didn't dare to retreat. Zhuge Qiao watched quietly, stayed for a while, and when Yang Wei was about to lose his hold, he got up to relieve the siege: "Yuan Xiu, don't you prepare your article, what are you messing with Brother Wei?" He's a man of quick wisdom, and he will be able to make a chapter later, can you? ”

Yang Wei was relieved and walked away. Seeing that the situation was not good, the crowd who stopped to watch the excitement also turned their heads one after another, pretending to continue watching the archery, as if the confrontation just now had never happened at all. Yang Yi secretly breathed a sigh of relief, glared at her son with hatred, the corners of her eyes twitched twice, and her face was a little dull.

Ma Dai also sat down again, carefully watching the man who was shooting arrows. The girl sitting behind him raised her eyebrows slightly, and looked at Wei Ba with a little anger, surprise, and appreciation.

Wei Ba didn't notice this, he leaned towards Zhuge Qiao: "Brother Zhuge , do you really want to see my jokes?" ”

Zhuge Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Where did Brother Wei start with this, why do I want to see your jokes?" ”

Wei Ba narrowed his eyes and looked at Zhuge Qiao with a smile: "I treat you as a friend, but you want to treat me as a monkey, right?" What else do you say, if I could export a chapter, would I still be sitting here? ”

Zhuge Qiao smiled dumbly: "It turned out to be for this, then Brother Wei is too modest." Brother Wei just talked about the generals, isn't it just an export chapter? Write it down, don't change a word, it's a haode article, that is, if you see each other, you will also be greatly appreciated. To tell you the truth, when the prime minister was free, he also said similar things, but it was far less thoughtful than what Brother Wei said. ”

Wei Ba Great Khan, this is originally Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng's masterpiece, am I just plagiarizing it? He was a little annoyed: "I said it all, that's not my own opinion, that's what I heard." ”

Zhuge Qiao asked unhurriedly: "Then dare to ask Brother Wei, where did you hear it?" To have such a clever opinion, it must not be an ordinary person, right? Can you take me to visit? ”

Wei Ba was speechless. It's not easy to visit, you are a big treasure to see you every day. But Zhuge Qiao will definitely not believe this. He scratched his head and got up to leave, Zhuge Qiao grabbed him and said with a smile: "Do you want to escape from the battle, not afraid of the tiger power of General Zhenbei?" ”

Thinking of his father's stinky face, Wei Ba didn't dare to leave. He looked at Zhuge Qiao resentfully: "I said, you are too unkind, dig a pit and let me jump, right?" ”

Zhuge Qiao looked aggrieved, spread his hands and said, "Brother Wei, you really wronged me." ”

Wei Ba gritted his teeth and pointed at Zhuge Qiao: "If you have yours, you will remember it for me." After a while, he said again: "Is this inherited from your biological father, or is it close to Zhu Zhe Chi, and close to ink is black?" ”

Zhuge Qiao blinked and looked at Wei Ba blankly. Wei Ba was speechless, he understood that Zhuge Qiao's kid was a wilted seed, or the kind that didn't pay for his life. At this point, he is really difficult to ride a tiger.

He was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, but even if he scratched his face, he couldn't write a poem, the poem was a little better, he could barely steal two, what should he do with this endowment? I won't be able to do a single one. As for the argument, that's even more blind. His idol is Zhuge Liang, but Zhuge Liang has a lot of titles on his head, what a military strategist, a politician, and even a demon and fortune teller who can call the wind and rain, but there is no writer.

Prime Minister, aren't you a writer?

Otherwise, Lao Tzu will also go up to shoot arrows, and if you are lucky, you may be able to cover it once or twice. Wei Ba wanted to break the jar a little, but he broke it.

Zhuge Qiao looked at Wei Ba with concern: "Brother Wei, are you okay?" ”

"What do you say?" Wei Ba said angrily: "I'm in trouble." I'm telling you, if anything happens to me, you're the culprit. ”

Zhuge Qiao looked at him gloatingly: "No, Brother Wei, you are really joking." ”

Wei was angry and ignored him anymore. This kid is so bad, he dug a big pit for me to jump, and this time he was going to be thrown to his grandmother's house.

Seeing Wei Ba's appearance of wanting to cry without tears, the girl who had been paying attention to him was happy in her heart, and the corners of her mouth were slightly raised, but she couldn't laugh. She glanced at it, just in time to meet the surprised gaze cast by Zhuge Qiao, she smiled awkwardly and quickly lowered her head.

When Wei Ba was on fire, the archery exam was over, and the next step was the written exam, which was held at the same time as the civilian consideration. According to the case, he began to write articles carefully and carefully. Wei Ba also had a pair of pen and ink in front of him, but Wei Ba arched his hands, looking at the refined cocoon paper in Shu in a daze, not knowing what he should write or what he could write.

Yang Wei was anxious to write, occasionally secretly glanced at Wei Ba, saw Wei Ba's sad face, sat still without moving, knowing that he didn't write a word, he couldn't help but feel good, his thoughts became smoother and smoother, he was simply thinking like a spring, and he was writing with a good hand.

Zuihou couldn't even stand Dunwu, so he leaned into Wei Ba's ear and persuaded: "Young master, you can just write two sentences, it's better than not writing a word at all." ”

Wei Ba sighed, what's the use of writing two sentences, Lao Tzu's literary level, he can't write anything that can be seen. There is still a chance to be a hero and write two sentences, but it is a stain on a lifetime.

When Wei Ba was sad, Yang Wei was the first to finish the volume. After a while, Zhuge Qiao also finished, and then someone stepped forward to hand in the papers. After everyone's papers were handed over, Yang Yi communicated with Ma Dai, stood up, and said loudly: "Are there any people who haven't finished yet, it's not early, hurry up, Captain Ma and I still have to go to explain to Prime Minister." ”

Everyone's eyes turned to Wei Ba, and now there is only one person left who has not finished it. It's not that he hasn't finished it, he just hasn't started yet, and the paper on the desk is still a blank piece of paper.

"Father, please wait a moment." Yang Wei stood up and said loudly: "Wei Ba, the son of General Zhenbei, has not yet finished, he is probably brewing a masterpiece, and as soon as it comes out, it may surprise everyone and recite it all over the world." For such a good article, the father should wait a little. Good article, it's always worth the wait. ”

Yang Yi stroked her beard and sneered: "A good article is naturally not afraid to wait, if you are afraid, you are afraid, and when you wait until Zuihou is still a blank piece of paper, there is not a drop of ink." ”

Yang Wei exaggerated daxiao up. Zhuge Qiao was silent, looking at Wei Ba quietly, the others didn't talk much, even Fu Xing in a wheelchair lowered his head, as if he was mourning for Wei Ba.

Wei Ba's face sank like water, and his eyes contracted for a while. Under the gaze of everyone, he suddenly laughed, put his hands on the case, slowly stood up, picked up the paper on the case with both hands, and gently tore it in half.

Everyone was stunned. The corners of Yang Yi's eyes twitched, and she snorted contemptuously: "Why, can't you write too many words, or you can't write such a big piece of paper?" ”

Yang Wei haha laughed strangely, like a male duck in estrus.

Wei Ba got up, lowered his head, put his hands behind his back, slowly walked in front of Yang Yi, looked at his toes for a while, and slowly raised his head until his eyes met Yang Yi's. He and Yang Yi stood too close, and after their heads were raised, they could almost breathe and smell each other. Yang Yi's face sank, and water was about to drip from her face.

"Dare to ask Yang to join the army, which article are you important to the prime minister?"

Yang Yi snorted coldly and replied disdainfully. At this time, Yang Wei rushed over like an aggressive little rooster and said loudly: "Who doesn't know, my father is valued by the prime minister because my father's arithmetic is unparalleled in the world. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be arithmetic, not an article." Wei Ba looked suddenly enlightened: "In this way, as long as you study well, you can enter the Prime Minister's Mansion, and it doesn't matter whether you can write poems or not?" ”

Yang Yi heard Wei Ba's provocation, his eyes tightened, and he nodded: "That's right, if your arithmetic can surpass me, I can take you as the most and strongly recommend you to the Prime Minister to enter the Prime Minister's Mansion to do things." ”

"Thank you Yang for joining the army and rewarding the backwards." Wei Ba took a step back and bowed: "Wei Ba is not talented, and he is willing to ask Yang for advice from the army with superficial arithmetic." "―――――― the first change, ask for tickets, Sanjiang tickets, recommended tickets, I want them, these are all free, don't hide it, everyone.