Chapter 8 Money is not as good as dung
After washing up, Cao Ming finally lay down on the bed.
Originally, he was very tired after a day of work, and he had worked so hard for so long in the Heavenly Dao World, but it was more than one o'clock in the morning at this time, and he was physically and mentally exhausted.
After a while, he snorted slightly and fell asleep.
Had a big dream.
In his dream, he used the Tiandao game editor to create a real version of StarCraft, leading countless players to control the warships of the three clans and fight against major civilizations in the starry sky.
He also dreamed that he had created a daughter country, and put into practice all the strange theoretical knowledge he had learned from his college roommate, a lewd fat man......
……
"I'm a single dog, babbling......"
I don't know how long I slept for a while, Cao Ming was woken up by a demonic mobile phone alarm.
"It's time, it's time to get up and go to work."
Cao Ming reflexively sat up, quickly got dressed, wanted to pack up, and hurry to work, otherwise he would be late.
But suddenly, he paused again.
I silently called out in my heart.
"Where's the brain, dude?"
"Hello Dear Excellency, Tiandao Game Editor Version 0.1 Zhi Brain is honored to serve you, what are your instructions?"
"Oh, it's okay, keep diving your water."
On the line, it means that everything last night was real, not a dream.
He really obtained the future human clan's town artifact, the Heavenly Dao Game Editor.
Forthwith.
After taking off the clothes he had just woon, Cao Ming retracted the quilt again.
I have such a magical thing as the Tiandao game editor, and I still go to a ghost class every day?
It's impossible to go to work again in this life.
If you want money, as long as you have Tiandao coins, you can have as much as you want?
Money? Wealth?
Dung-soil!
No, for the current Cao Ming, money is not even as good as dung.
Editing out the Tiandao coins needed for a lump of Xiang is much more than editing out a 100-yuan red ticket.
A lump of cow can be equated with a few bundles of red tickets.
"I don't even bother to resign, I don't want to leave myself, and I don't want the last month's salary."
"These guys have also been deleted, so they won't bother me."
Cao Ming opened the chat software, blocked the company's colleagues and friends one by one, deleted them, and withdrew from the work group.
When it came to the one he had finally added, a little girl at the front desk of the company, he hesitated.
This little sister he has been in love for a long time, beautiful and cute, shy and moving, I heard that she has never been in love, she is a rare good girl now, according to the original plan, he is ready to confess to her recently.
But in the end, Cao Ming gritted his teeth and also blocked her and deleted her.
you!
What if the pursuit is successful? Net trouble, delay yourself to make games.
How can a girl have the joy of a game.
Even Cao Ming didn't plan to go out, he just stayed at home every day to play games and improve the Heavenly Dao World.
Anyway, he was originally a very homely person, and if it weren't for the compulsion of life, he wouldn't want to go out to work and socialize with people at all.
"I'm here for the future fate of the Blue Star Humans, alas, my sacrifice is too great, I don't have time to talk about someone, and all of humanity owes me a girlfriend......"
"I don't have to go to work, I can finally sleep beautifully, and sleep more."
After clicking all his friends away, Cao Ming continued to fall asleep.
……
Heavenly Dao World.
There is a mechanism for automatically recruiting players, and when Cao Ming sleeps, it is still running normally.
One lucky person after another, randomly selected by the client, became the chosen one.
A hospital near a school.
"Haha, a little bit of honesty doesn't deceive me, I was born with my parents dead when I was a child, and Goldfinger will only be late, not absent."
"The Chosen Game Heavenly Dao World is my golden finger."
A young man with a blue nose and swollen face who was waiting for medicine looked madly excited.
"Those who bullied me, scolded me for being a wild seed, and waited for me, one by one, I couldn't run......"
……
A certain household.
A little fat man holds a golden bean in his hand and shows it off to his mother.
"Mom, what do you think this is?"
His mother pinched it and looked at it, and when she found that it was gold, she immediately said nervously: "You bastard, where did you get the gold?" It can't be stolen, right?"
"Mom, don't talk nonsense, how can I steal things, I made it myself." The little fat man said.
The mother was stunned: "Change? How did it change?"
"I met a white-bearded old fairy, he saw that my bones were strange, and I had the talent to practice immortal law, so he taught me the art of turning stones into gold, and in the future, I can conjure a golden bean every day, amazing."
The little fat man was triumphant.
"The gods passed on your immortal method of turning stones into gold? Oh, you bastard, you dare to fool your wife and me, I think it's your ass itchy. ”
The mother picked up the broom and jerked the little fat man's buttocks.
"Tell me, where the hell did you steal the gold?" She asked, snorting.
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, Mom, don't fight, I said, I can't do it all......"
The little fat man succumbed to obscenity and had to give everything up.
"The Chosen One? Heavenly Dao World? Can you exchange Tiandao coins for gold beans? What's the matter, you're still lying to me with nonsense, am I stupid to be a mother? I'm going to have to smack your ass today. ”
Such a bizarre thing, the little fat man's mother didn't believe it, raised her broom and continued to beat violently.
"Woo, Mom, it's true, what I said is true, don't believe it, this is the gate to enter the Heavenly Dao World......"
The little fat man was beaten and cried bitterly, stretched out his hand, and opened the space door to enter the Heavenly Dao World.
At this moment, his mother was immediately shocked, watching the light flow, and the mysterious space door was so frightened that the broom fell to the ground.
"I'm a god, my son is telling the truth."
The boy's mother stood in the middle of the light gate, looking at the white space inside, and then at her own home outside, and felt that the whole worldview was about to collapse.
There is such a miraculous thing in the world, it is too unscientific and incredible.
"Of course it's true!"
The little fat man wiped his snot and snorted: "Although the golden bean was not conjured by me with immortal arts, but this heavenly world, but the heavenly way, the game created by the legendary God, there may really be immortal magic in the future, maybe I can really learn the immortal method and become an immortal."
"What can I do, even if you become an immortal, I am also your wife."
The mother knocked on his head, and she was quite happy in her heart, her son had such a fairy fate, it was really God's mercy.
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