If you change an elf, you definitely don't know what the [egg change period] is.

However, Wen Leisa has been following McDonald recently, and it just so happened that when she inspected the Trident Legion with McDonald yesterday, she must have heard the words of some extremely chaotic guys.

Here's how it was recreated:

[Free Blue Bird] used the lingua franca: "Yo, tomorrow we will fight the orcs, will there be a beautiful elf girl to come and give him a hug?" ”

[Junchen Tianya]: "Cut, the virtue of long ears, just like we are maggots." Don't even think about it. What's so good about a woman? The woman only slows me down the speed at which I draw my sword. ”

"Also, just think of yourself as the [egg change period]."

At this time, a female operator [Black Cat on a Rainy Night] came over: "What is the [Egg Change Period]?" ”

The two old perverts suddenly became serious.

[Junchen Tianya]: "Women have a big aunt, can't men have [egg change period]?" ”

[Free Blue Bird] sang and harmonized: "Yes, it's like when we changed our teeth when we were children." A man's balls fall off on their own every once in a while, and then grow new ......"

[Black Cat on a Rainy Night] was stunned: "Really? ”

Just as she was about to ask in detail, the two bastards corrected themselves.

"I can't say much about the details!"

"We're the ones who signed the [99 Deal]!"

Girls really don't understand this topic, after all, there are differences in the physiological structure of men and women.

What's more, what [99 protocol], as soon as you hear it, it's lofty!

When all the men seriously refused to reveal more and talked seriously about the [1999 Agreement], [Black Cat on a Rainy Night] was stunned.

(The 1999 Protocol refers to a group of ridiculous nonsense that the Earth was invaded by aliens in 1999, and a group of middle school and second came forward to successfully defend the Earth.) Afterwards, [group amnestics] were used to amnestize all non-combatants. Then the combatants signed a non-disclosure agreement, vowing not to reveal the truth about that war. ）

Well, not to mention Wen Leisa, who is of different races, there are many human women who are blindfolded by these teasing boys.

Perhaps, this is the tacit understanding of men!

As the most curious and active among the three Windranger sisters, Wen Lesha was out of McDonald's sight for more than an hour that day, but unfortunately her eavesdropping was discovered by the sand sculpture players, and the sand sculptures collectively played her tricks.

It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, she believes it anyway.

At this time, McDonald was forced to be helpless, and said the 'fact' that he was in the [egg change period], more to express that he was in pain.

Who knows, Wen Leisha was affectionate, her mouth opened slightly, she struggled to stop talking, and finally promised heavily: "I will wait for you." ”

"Ahem! This ......"

[If you dare to play with Wen Lesa's feelings, I will be a shark...... Yes! The 'Death Curse Version' wind words that floated from Queen Xi, and before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by her eldest sister to 'cast a spell'.

System Prompt: [Aurelia launched a (coercive gaze) on Sylvanas, Sylvanas failed the mental examination, and Sylvanas fell into a low-key latent state. 】

McDonald was speechless, what did I do?

Why didn't I do anything, and I fell into the scene of white learning all of a sudden?

Obviously I came first?

Please, even if you scold me for being a scumbag, please let me get rid of my virgin body first!

……

In the midst of doubt, McDonald finally survived the fourth dance in embarrassment.

At the dance that night, McDonald said he wouldn't dance anymore.

If you spend tonight like this, that's all over.

Finally slipping out of the terrace to catch his breath, he ran into the old elven priest von Delors.

The old man didn't embarrass McDonalken, and said that he loved Lyadrin, the adopted daughter and disciple, very much, but revealed that he and Fao were pen pals and had been friends for a long time.

Even if he didn't say anything, McDonald could understand what he meant—he was forced to sell his adopted daughter by the Sun King before, and it was helpless. If you treat her well, I have nothing to say, and if you give up from the beginning, don't blame me for suing your godfather.

A bolt from the blue!

Suddenly I feel that the musicians on the elf's side are very annoying.,All night.,Can't you put some BGM in the yang?

If he doesn't marry Princess Kalia, the future Lich King Arthas will come and cut him down in minutes!

If he marries Kalia, maybe Winlessa will die or live, and the three Windranger sisters will come to assassinate him!

If he can't hold it and gets a Liadrin, will all the paladins have to use the holy light to purify him?

Oh, my God! I'm so hard!

Even if you ask me to 'thousands of purples and thousands of reds and a little green', can't you first have a [trial pack] of thousands of children and 800 yuan?

You are buying and selling like this, you are selling cut cakes!

I don't love it anymore!

Returning to the mansion of the Grand Magister Bellovar temporarily vacated as the [State Guesthouse], McDonald saw a certain long-horned red-haired royal sister who helped intimidate the Sun King and the Silvermoon Council, sleeping boredly on the gold coin bed he had specially prepared, and suddenly had an idea - even if he pressed F to enter the mobile fortress, it would be better than the Shura field just now.

Say nothing!

Sleep, go to Fukada-sensei in your dreams!

When he woke up the next day, McDonald immediately realized that the elves' so-called hospitality was actually quite limited.

No elf would really treat them as uncles.

Originally, I was thinking of losing the house, doing a big sweep, and buying all the magic items on the market.

Maybe he was too proud yesterday, and shook some poor elves out of internal injuries, and if he went to the auction house or something today, he either said that the goods were off the shelves, or that a certain nobleman had made a deposit for this thing.

There was just a bit of garbage left, and two more zeros were marked before the decimal point for him to see.

Nima, isn't this a pit man?

As a qualified god, I can't see myself being pitted.

Looking at the frequent pop-up windows in the system [prohibiting 10,000% premium purchase of XX goods], McDonald felt annoyed.

It's boring, let's go!

Just as he received another inquiry from Lothar when he could return to his division, McDonald simply took his leave to the Sun King on the grounds that he wanted to lead his troops to participate in the counterattack against the orcs.

After a bit of hypocritical business blowing.

The elves who wished that humans would get out of the way, and the humans who didn't want to stay longer, parted ways like this.

At the same time that the human army began to withdraw, many elves in Silvermoon City noticed a strange phenomenon - those elven compatriots who participated in the Alliance Expeditionary Force actually dragged their families away, and many of them even urgently sold their family property in Silvermoon City.

The explanation given by the Council for this is that it is suspected that the orcs came to Azeroth through a giant portal, and if the portal cannot be destroyed, this part of the expeditionary force may be on a decades-long garrison mission, in order to avoid the separation of relatives, the members of the expeditionary force are allowed to bring their families.

Most of the elves believed it.

Of the 150,000 troops, 100,000 were evacuated first.

The remaining 50,000 people led nearly 10,000 elves (more than 2,000 rangers, and the rest were relatives with a certain combat effectiveness) all the way to the south.

When the large army came to the north of the Northland Fortress, they saw the terrifying scene in front of them, and many elves were moved to tears.

That's from nearly 200,000 orcs and troll heads to make [Jingguan]!