Chapter 308: The Pit and the Pit
Lu Ziqiao is the best partner that Bo Yu can think of to go to the Wilderness Survival Club together, but unfortunately this guy says that he doesn't want to go with him.
There was no way, Boyu could only give up this plan.
For a while, Boyu really felt a little confused, he didn't know what he should do, thinking back to his life before he met Xinling, it seemed to be going to work, getting off work, exercising, and archery.
Thinking of this, Boyu finally realized that he was still a person with a job: "Yes, I can go back to work and struggle." “
Today is Saturday, Boyu decided to clean up and return to work next Monday, presumably his old friends will miss him very much.
The next day was Sunday, and according to the time, Zeng Xiaoxian should have spent an unforgettable night with Hu Yifei at this time.
Gossip is human nature, and the group of people in the apartment are gathering in the bar, and the crazy gossip starts with whether Zeng Xiaoxian had a beastly hair last night, and whether Hu Yifei resisted desperately.
"Zhanbo, can you call your sister to say hello and ask her if she is feeling unwell?" Lu Ziqiao instigated.
"Don't, you have to fight yourself, anyway, I don't fight, I want to live a few more years." Lu Zhanbo refused very firmly.
Several people encouraged each other, and excused each other, and there was no result for a long time, if there was still a fierce battle over there at this time, wouldn't the two of them hate them when they called.
These guys in the apartment are very shrewd at this time, and no one wants to be this cannon fodder at all.
A few people can only pay more attention to the circle of friends of the two of them, hoping to find some clues.
A pair of young couples wearing couple shirts walked in, saw Tang Youyou say hello, and then walked over, seemingly knowing Tang Youyou.
Walking up, they noticed that Tang Youyou was holding Guan Gu Magic's arm, and pointed at Guan Gu Magic with some surprise and asked, "This is your boyfriend?" Didn't you say you're blind? ”
The girl was equally surprised: "Where did this eyeball come from, it's exactly like the real thing!" ”
"Really! It's going to turn around! The boy stretched out his finger as he spoke, as if he wanted to poke Guan Gu's eyeballs.
Guan Gu stared at him magically: "Do you want me to buckle down my eyeballs and show them to you?" ”
The little couple was scared away by Guan Gu's magic, and Bo Yu didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement and said, "Guan Gu, when did you become blind?" How did I not know? ”
Guan Gu Magic obviously suppressed his anger and pushed Tang Youyou to the front: "You let her say it herself!" ”
Tang Youyou pinched the corners of his clothes to make a weak outfit: "Didn't people just use their imagination to process the love story of the two of us a little, girls~ They all want romantic love." ”
"But you're too romantic, you've blinded Guan Gu!" Chen Meijia said.
"Guan Gu is not something I poked blind!" Tang Youyou waved his hand violently, "He was injured to protect me in a car accident, and the blood vessel bleeding compressed the optic nerve caused blindness!" ”
Guan Gu pulled her ears from behind: "You still say!" ”
Lin Wanyu put her hands on her chest: "Wow, it's really romantic~"
Lu Zhanbo, the big licking dog, immediately stretched out his hand and groped around: "Wanyu, Wanyu, where are you?" ”
Lin Wanyu was amused and giggled, grabbed his hand and put it on her cheek: "I'm here, I've always been by your side." ”
The surrounding crowd expressed discomfort
Tang Youyou finally confessed the four versions he had spread out honestly under Guan Gu's magical torture.
In addition to the version of the blindness caused by the car accident, there is also the version of the siege of the polar research station, in which Guan Gu magically loses two legs due to a snowstorm; There is also a version of the skyscraper fire, in this story Guan Gu is magically disfigured, and the remaining one is a version of a cruise ship accident, in this story Guan Gu is magically good, there is no shortage of catties and two, just become a vegetative person.
Boyu and the others listened to Tang Youyou's retelling of her stories while hammering the table and laughing wildly.
Guan Gu concluded with a blue face: "So, I am now a blind, legless, disfigured vegetative person? ”
Boyu and the others laughed louder.
Tang Youyou's attitude of admitting his mistake was very good: "Guan Guan, don't be angry, I won't dare to do it again in the future~"
"How can I not be angry when you say that about me?" Guan Gu said miraculously: "And why am I injured?" ”
Tang Youyou thought for a while: "That's right, why don't you say that the next time I tell a story to them, I said that I became mute because of an overdose?" ”
Guan Gu was laughed at angrily: "Do you dare to have a next time?" ”
Lu Ziqiao reluctantly suppressed her laughter, and then said very seriously: "According to years of research and research, if a girl often makes up and indulges in some non-existent stories, then the problem is likely to appear in her boyfriend. ”
"Hey, how could I possibly have a problem!" Guan Gu said miraculously.
"It's you and Yoyo's love life that is too bland, neither exciting nor romantic, that's why she made up these stories, believe me, I have a lot of research on female psychology!" Lu Ziqiao said with great certainty.
Bo Yu nodded helpfully: "What Ziqiao said makes sense. ”
Guan Gu was magically stunned, he had been really busy painting recently, and he had snubbed Tang Youyou a little.
Although Guan Gu was a little machismo, he still changed his mistakes and apologized to Tang Youyou very seriously: "I'm sorry Youyou, it's me who neglected your feelings a little, and when I finish the sketch at hand, I will definitely give you the most romantic date!" ”
Tang Youyou is very caring: "It's okay, I don't blame you, you are so busy, I also understand." ”
"Really? Great, yoyo! Guan Gu was very moved and hugged Tang Youyou in his arms.
Tang Youyou also showed a sweet and happy smile on his face: "So, I can continue to spread the story?" Can you listen to this version? ”
"No way!" Guan Gu didn't even listen to it, and vetoed Tang Youyou's plan very firmly, which made Tang Youyou pout and angry again.
Boyu went to the bathroom to solve his personal problems, and then almost hit someone when he came out.
Flashing sideways slightly, Bo Yu didn't care, but after the man saw Bo Yu's face clearly, he grabbed him.
"Boyu! Bo teacher! I didn't expect to meet you here, I'm your fan! ”
No one has ever called himself a teacher, Bo Yu didn't react for a while, and looked back at the person in front of him, inexplicably a little familiar.
"You are..."
This person spoke with a Shandong accent: "My name is Huang Baoqiang, I am your fan, I have watched the issue of "Who Can Become a Multimillionaire" you participated in several times, it is amazing, so many questions are answered correctly!"
Bo Yu finally recognized the person in front of him, and the answers to the ten questions he answered were copied from him.
Bo Yu knew that the young man in front of him with a strange rustic accent knew the high-precision and cutting-edge knowledge of the plasma collider, and he had also practiced in the Shaolin Temple, and he was a hidden bigwig-level figure.
So Boyu behaved very modestly: "It's just luck, I don't know the real answers to many questions, just get it." ”
"Teacher Boyu, don't be modest, luck is also part of strength, I also signed up for "Who Can Become a Multimillionaire", when I am on the show in two days, it would be good if I had such good luck as you." Huang Baoqiang said.
Boyu patted him on the shoulder: "Don't worry, you will be fine." ”
Huang Baoqiang, who was encouraged by his idol, seemed very excited: "Teacher Boyu, can you give me an autograph?" ”
Bo Yu declined: "My words are too ugly to handle, and there is no pen here, but I can give you the secret of my success." ”
"Really? What is it? Huang Baoqiang asked.
Boyu said: "Read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more!" ”
Huang Baoqiang repeated this sentence twice, and his eyes lit up: "Teacher Boyu, you are really wise!" This is simply a wise saying! ”
Boyu knows very well how many catties and taels he has: "I have won awards, I see that you are very popular, exchange WeChat." ”
Huang Baoqiang naturally couldn't ask for it, and the two successfully added each other's friends.
"Then I won't bother you, Mr. Boyu." Huang Baoqiang knew how to measure and waved goodbye to Boyu.
Boyu also waved his hand.
Returning to the sofa, Lu Zhanbo asked a little curiously, "Who is the person who talked to you just now?" ”
"A new friend." Boyu replied, "You and he should have something in common. ”
"Really? Do I have a common topic with him? Lu Zhanbo was a little surprised.
"Yes, he's very accomplished in physics." Boyu said.
"Oh~" Lu Zhanbo nodded, "In this case, you can indeed communicate if you meet again." ”
"What about the others?" Bo Yu looked at it, and when he went to the bathroom, there were only Lu Zhanbo, Lin Wanyu and Chen Meijia left on the sofa.
"A beautiful woman passed by just now, and Ziqiao was attracted to talk to her." Lu Zhanbo said, "Guan Gu and Yoyo said that they were going back to prepare for the four-person couple's weekend in the evening, so they left first. ”
"Oh~~" Bo Yu nodded meaningfully, "It seems that the two of them attach great importance to this event." ”
"Boyu." Lin Wanyu asked curiously, "You have participated in this event, what is the content, I asked Youyou, but she refused to say anything." ”
Chen Meijia, who was concentrating on playing Angry Birds with her mobile phone, also came over, and it could be seen that she was also curious about this question.
This kind of opportunity to trap people is used once less, of course Bo Yu will not tell the truth, and said with a smirk on his face: "Surprise, this is a surprise specially prepared by Yoyo and Guan Gu for the two of you, how can I disclose it in advance?" Rest assured, you'll be blown away! ”
Lin Wanyu whispered to Chen Meijia: "How do you feel that Boyu's smile is ill-intentioned." ”
Chen Meijia nodded lightly: "I also think there is a conspiracy!" Wanyu, after you participate in the event in the evening, you must tell me the content! Otherwise I'd die of curiosity! ”
Lin Wanyu nodded: "Don't worry, of course I won't hide it from you." ”
So, at seven o'clock in the evening, the ignorant Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo knocked on the door of 3602, and three hours later, they walked out in a trance.
"Hurry up, Wan Yu, what's the content of the event? Tell me about it? Because the 3602 event was about to be cleared, Chen Meijia had been playing Angry Birds at 3601, and when she saw Lin Wanyu and Lu Zhanbo coming back, she immediately grabbed her arm and couldn't wait to ask.
Lin Wanyu took a deep breath: "This is simply indescribable, it's really shocking!" Meijia, if you want to know, you can go and Ziqiao to experience it for yourself, you will definitely not regret it! ”
"Ah~ How is this!" Chen Meijia really couldn't dig anything out of Lin Wanyu, so she said very disappointed.
Bo Yu was serious on the surface, and snickered in his heart: "Even Lin Wanyu, an honest child, has learned to cheat people?" The progress is not small! ”
Pits and pits, this is a big daily life in the apartment.
When Monday arrived, Boyu deliberately packed himself up according to the original plan and drove to the company.
But the time at work is even more boring, Boyu is now a minister, and he can no longer find the full fun of working overtime with the team members when he was the team leader before, so he can only sit on the boss's chair empty, spinning in circles in the independent office.
After half a morning, Bo Yu felt that his head was already a mess, and he couldn't stand it anymore, so he went downstairs and dragged Lu Zhanbo over.
Yes, after Lu Zhanbo returned to the apartment, he returned to his job again and acted as the anchor of the project.
"What are you pulling me for? I still have a job at hand! Lu Zhanbo shouted.
"Put work or something on the go first, it's not difficult for you anyway, chat with me, I'm going to be bored to death." Boyu said very irresponsibly.
"Okay." Lu Zhanbo sat down and stared at Bo Yu with wide eyes.
"What are you looking at?" Boyu asked him.
It's a pity that Lu Zhanbo didn't understand this stalk, so he didn't pick it up, but said, "Didn't you ask me to chat with you?" ”
"yes, let's talk."
"I'm waiting for you to start the conversation."
"Damn, if I had an idea, I'd call you?" Boyu said.
The two complained to each other for a while, and Lu Zhanbo's expression suddenly hesitated.
Bo Yu knew him too well, and he could see it at a glance: "If you have something to say, what is polite to me?" “
"Boyu, I think... After a while, I left my job. Lu Zhanbo said with some embarrassment.
"Oh, what? Want to start a business? Bo Yu sighed, he had expected this, his own company's water was too shallow, and he couldn't raise the great god Lu Zhanbo, and it was impossible for him to forcibly tie Zhanbo to the company with his emotional card.
Lu Zhanbo nodded, and then said: "But don't worry, the company has been paying me a full salary for half a year since I traveled around the world, and I have this friendship in my heart, and I will definitely create enough income for the company before leaving." ”
Bo Yu threw a pen and hit him: "There's no need, you can leave at any time if you want, don't have any psychological burden." ”
"That's not going to work." Lu Zhanbo shook his head, "Kindness will be repaid is the creed of my human nature!" ”
"Whatever you want." Bo Yu waved his hand, "Take a trip, you still have depth, hey, you haven't told us if you encountered anything interesting with Wan Yu when you traveled." ”
Speaking of this, Lu Zhanbo also came to his senses: "There are so many interesting things, I don't know where to start." ”
"Pick one and talk about it." Boyu is interested in making a gesture of listening.
"When we were in Northern Europe, a group of vampires wanted to kidnap Wan Yu, and in a fit of rage, I threw napalm with a drone and burned their castle to the ground." Lu Zhanbo said.
Bo Yu looked at him expressionlessly: "Zhanbo, I want to hear stories, not to hear you make up myths and legends." ”
"What I said is true!" Lu Zhanbo called.
Bo Yu hugged his arms and laughed very contemptuously: "If you want to deceive people, you still have to practice again, this level of lie, even Chen Meijia you can't deceive!" ”
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