The bald shoehorn-faced old man glanced at Zuo Fei, closed his eyes and continued to bask in the sun. The old man with the goatee next to him stared at Zuo Fei with a wary expression, and asked angrily: "We are beggars, and you are not blind, can't you see if we need help?"

Old fellow, it's horizontal enough!

Zuo Fei was not angry, and looked at the old man with a big plate face on the left: "Excuse me, are you Bian Que?"

"No, no, you recognize the wrong person, I'm a cow. ”

The bald shoehorn-faced old man with a goatee stood up, pulled off the broken shoe on his feet, and was about to throw it away.

Zuo Fei hurriedly said: "Three, don't get me wrong, we are destined to ......"

As soon as the word 'yuan' was halfway out of it, the old man with a shoehorn face flew over a cracked rotten leather shoe, and Zuo Fei deftly avoided it. The big plate face hurriedly stopped the shoehorn face and the goatee: "Lao Li, Xiaohua, listen to what he has to say first." ”

Seeing that the situation had calmed down slightly, Zuo Fei stood still and said, "You are all from ancient times, right?"

The three old men glanced at each other, showing a look of shock, and hurriedly said, "Get out, you neurotic, you know how to bully our helpless old man." ”

"Oh, forget it, I recognized the wrong person, and I plan to arrange food and accommodation for you, it seems that I am too careful. ”

"Arrange food and lodging, little turkey, don't go, hey, please stay." The goatee rushed up and grabbed Zuo Fei's arm.

"On the street, pulling and pulling, what does it look like?"

The shoehorn glared at the goatee: "Be reserved, you're not a starving ghost!"

The big plate walked over with a smile and asked, "Little brother, what do you mean by what you just said?"

Zuo Fei looked around at no one, lowered his voice and said mysteriously: "Don't hide it from you, I am specially accepting traversers, there are already many people, they have arranged food and accommodation, and they have also done survival training, and a large number of them have become self-reliant and rooted in society." ”

A large number of people in his mouth are actually Zhang Fei.

The three old beggars gathered together and whispered with their heads bowed, thinking that they could escape Zuo Fei's ears, it was so innocent.

"Lao Li, what do you think, could this person be a liar?"

"I don't think it's like it, the young man is quite spirited, and judging by his countenance, although he is shrewd, he is not a cunning man. ”

"Haven't you heard that someone specially deceived beggars, locked them in a small dark house, and then cut off their organs to sell?"

"Bian Que, what do you think?"

"In the past few days, I have been starved to death, and if I can't find a place to live, I'm afraid I won't be able to survive this winter......"

After a long time, the three of them finally finalized.

The shoehorn face said to Zuo Fei: "I must know your identity and occupation first. ”

"Psychiatric hospital medical staff!"

"Mother, do you think I'm mentally ill?"

The goatee was furious on the spot.

Zuo Fei hurriedly clenched his fists: "Don't get me wrong, I'm not targeting you, I mean...... All three in the room were mentally ill. ”

Bian Que pulled the goatee: "Don't be angry, listen first!"

"Do you know what age it is?"

The three of them glanced at each other, although they had experienced these days and adapted to the language and living conditions of this world, they really didn't notice the issue of age. Besides, they are hungry every day with their chests against their backs, and they can't even take care of finding food, so they don't care about anything else?

Seeing that the three of them were silent, Zuo Fei continued: "Let me tell you, this is the 21st century, your thinking is too old-fashioned and pedantic, I don't believe that I will test you." ”

The goatee glared: "If there is a fart, let it go." ”

"Excuse me, how many wives can a man marry?"

"One wife and one concubine is fundamental, three wives and four concubines are more pleasing to people, how big the diamond is, how big the porcelain work. This also depends on family assets, the emperor Laozi, the three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines are not too much. ”

"Wrong, monogamy, it's the law, and having one wife and one concubine, it's a crime, you know?"

"What is the little three?"

"No questions! What would you do if your wife stole a man?"

"That's okay, of course, to light her in the sky lantern, go to the prison, ride a wooden donkey, and sink to the bottom of the river......"

Even if you are cuckolded and can only get a divorce, those tortures are the remnants of feudal society. ”

"That's too embarrassing, isn't it?"

"No complaints!"

"What would you do if your child was blinded in one eye by another child in the school?"

"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, whoever hits back. ”

In a society governed by the rule of law, things must be done according to the law, and they must be handed over to the police officers, who will handle them fairly. ”

"Then my child will be blind?"

"The court will naturally make a fair ruling and give you the corresponding compensation. ”

"It's even more embarrassing. ”

Zuo Fei glanced at the three of them: "Now, do you still think you're okay?"

Bian Que looked at the shoehorn face and asked, "Xiaohua, do you understand the rules of this world?"

The shoehorn face said: "I don't understand, no matter what the rules are, in the end it doesn't depend on the unspoken rules, do you say this is the reason?"

The goatee nodded in agreement: "Not bad!"

"The three of you are really disappointed by the fact that you are not angry, this is to be a blatant enemy of the people. ”

Zuo Fei looked like he hated iron but not steel.

Bian Que said: "You just say whether it's true to eat and live first." ”

"I vouch for my life!"

"Then you swear an oath!"

"I ......"

Zuo Fei couldn't resist it, so he had to swear to the sky: "The emperor is above, the thick earth is below, if there is a lie, the sky thunders and splits ......"

"Don't go, I'm Li Shizhen, even if I starve to death and jump off the bridge, I won't eat a bite of your food. ”

The old man with the goatee was very arrogant.

It turned out that he was Li Shizhen!

Hehe, save your skin, a real fragrance warning is waiting for you.

"I, Hua Tuo, seconded the proposal!"

The shoehorn face turned out to be Hua Tuo, and he supported Li Shizhen very much.

At this time, a beautiful boy rode by slowly: "Brown sugar cake, six out of ten yuan, delicious, unbelievable!!"

"Big brother, wait a minute, I'm going to send cakes. ”

"Okay, my hair cake, delicious, unbelievable, how much does it cost?"

"Ten dollars is fine. ”

"Okay!"

Liang Zi cut six pieces of steaming brown sugar cake, put them in a plastic bag and handed them to Zuo Fei.

"This is my business card, next time I eat fat cake, call, and deliver to my home. ”

The pretty boy rode away with a long string of white gas.

Bian Que stared at the hair cake in Zuo Fei's hand and swallowed his saliva.

"Mr. Bian Que, you have a piece first!"

Zuo Fei handed over a piece of brown sugar cake.

Bian Que hurriedly caught it, took a bite, ate a third, choked and rolled his eyes, and said with a hot breath: "Okay...... Delicious!"

Seeing this, Hua Tuo and Li Shizhen saw this, although they were still holding their necks, their saliva was already overflowing, and they kept rolling their Adam's apples.

Hua Tuo couldn't help it: "Little brother, bring me a piece too, I'll try how it tastes." ”

"Yes!"

Hua Tuo held the hair cake in both hands, took a bite lightly, and said angrily: "Sweet, so sweet, it tastes great." ”

Soon, Bian Que killed two pieces, and the third piece was also started.

Hua Tuo was holding the second piece and gobbling it up.

Li Shizhen's goat trembled, stared, stomped his feet, he couldn't help it, snatched the last piece of hair cake in Zuo Fei's hand, took two bites, and burst into tears with excitement: "Ah, it's so fragrant, it's the feeling of home, it's the taste of mother." ”

"To be a man, you must have a bottom line, a conscience, and principles, if you eat my things, even if you agree to go back with you, don't think about regretting it, I'm not easy to mess with, I have to take you back. ”

Li Shizhen said while crying: "As long as I can eat this delicacy every day, I am willing to stay in a mental hospital for the rest of my life." ”

Poor old man, look, how hungry have you been?

"You two, would you like to?"

Hua Tuo hurriedly said: "Yes, too willing, 100,000 willing! However, we still have two companions, I don't know if your hospital will accept ......."