Section 50 Door God
Li Yuan sat on the chair with a dull gaze, unconsciously pinched a mahjong tile in his hand, kicked the five cakes into his arms with his hand, and said to Yun Ye: "Let's start, I need to sleep well and nourish my spirit, her punishment for me is not enough, I have to live for a few more years and suffer more sins before I can see her." ,!”
Yun Ye wanted to cover his ears very much, it would be better if he could not listen to these words, Li Er's face was gloomy and could wring out water.
"The Emperor Taishang said that he laughed, you are prosperous in the Spring and Autumn Period, Your Majesty, the prince is very deferential to you, you should take care of your body and see more of this splendid country. I heard that you didn't have dinner at all, so I asked the cook to boil some fresh lotus seed soup, drink it hot, and sleep again, and wake up tomorrow, it will be a sunny day again. Yun Ye took out a bowl of lotus seed soup with hemp boiling powder from the food box at the door, and brought it to Li Yuan and said, "This bowl of soup has added some medicine to help you sleep, and after you drink it, you will fall asleep quickly." Li Yuan took the porcelain bowl from Yun Ye's hand without making a sound, poured a small bowl of porridge into three or two clicks, wiped his mouth and said to Yun Ye with a smile: "Yes, the porridge is boiled just right, but there is a trace of bitterness of the herbs, which affects the deliciousness." After speaking, he leaned on the pillow on the low couch and closed his eyes, and after a while, the sound of snoring sounded, and the two chamberlains lightly put Li Yuan away and covered him with a blanket, Li Er beckoned, except for the chamberlain who served Li Yuan to sleep, everyone else followed Li Er out of the side hall.
It was cold outside the hall, and everyone shivered involuntarily when they came out of the warm room.
Li Er stood in front of the white jade railing, patted the lion head sculpture on the railing, and a faint voice came: "Yun Ye, are you also planning to use your ghost tricks on me?" "Father, that's nothing strange, it's just a portrait painted in turmeric water, on mahjong, there is a little alkali in the wine, and when the two meet, it will turn red, it is a very simple chemical change, Yun Ye just made a little change." Li Tai had just eaten half of Yun Ye's chicken, so he jumped out to explain for him, in fact, this kind of thing involving gods and monsters was best broken by Li Er's own son.
Li Chengqian said again: "When Yun Ye came, he said that the emperor's grandfather's illness was a heart disease and needed heart medicine to be treated, and the mahjong tiles were changed by the child when everyone was distracted. "There should be a special treatment for a special disease, Yun Ye is eclectic and imaginative, I will only be happy in my heart, where will I blame him." The eldest grandson said with a sad face: "You shouldn't expose this matter, your father knows the reason, and this method is useless." ”
Li Er asked Yun Ye with a smile: "Do you still plan to use this method to treat me?" ”
Yun Ye shook his head with a smile, clapped his hands, and the waiter with the food box walked over. Yun Ye pointed to the food box and said to Li Er: "Your Majesty has been fighting endlessly all your life, swallowing thousands of miles like a tiger, that kind of trick that can't be put on the stage is useful to the old and decrepit, trance-like Emperor Taishang, if you do the same to Your Majesty, you will laugh at you." ”
Li Er laughed, he did have the preparation to joke Yun Ye just now, and a trick full of loopholes also wanted to deceive him? He is very proud that his illness is stricter than his father's, and it is more difficult to treat, and he is very proud, the emperor, it is only right that a disease is more difficult to treat than others.
"Your Majesty can't sleep just because you're worried about the emperor, and you're disturbed by him, in fact, as long as you cure the emperor, your majesty's condition will heal naturally, of course, if you drink this bowl of porridge, you will sleep more comfortably, even if there are really any demons and monsters, there are two princes there, and it will be easy to get rid of ghosts."
Li Er looked in surprise in the direction pointed by Yun Ye, and saw two generals with helmets and armor outside the gate of Taiji Palace, holding sharp blades guarding the door, one wearing gold chain mail, holding a cooked copper treasure, with a bow on his back, and an arrow bag around his waist, like a god descending to earth under the glow of a giant candle in butter, and the other was wearing a tiekai, holding a bamboo steel whip in his hand, six short spears in his back, and wearing a face Kai, only two eye holes exuded a chill, this is a demon god from hell, this kind of costume is generally seen on the battlefield, I didn't expect to appear at the door of my bedroom now.
Li Er walked quickly to the front of the palace and choked up and said to the two old handsomes in front of the palace: "Why is Aiqing here, I am only a little sick, how can I work with two Aiqing so much." ”
Qin Qiong said in a deep voice: "If all the people are tied to His Majesty today, and the army is about to start conquering the land of the unsubordinate, it is really a taboo for His Majesty to be uneasy, and this gate is guarded by the old minister, so I don't believe that there is any other ghost who dares to step into the palace gate." ”
Yu Chigong also laughed: "The minister and Lao Qin, in this life, murder is like hemp, if there is really an unjust ghost asking for his life, he has already become a pair of dry bones, and now it is not a bucket of meat and ten catties per meal, and he is comfortable to live, His Majesty is the boss, he has been too merciful these years, he dares to come to the door with anything, and when he is alive, he has been dismantled by us, and when he dies, Lao Tzu has no way to take it?"
Lao Qin's body is weak, and he will be fierce in a while, leave it to me, you can watch the enemy array, let Yun Boy set up the oil pot, the old man will cut one, you will fry one, and the cold will be used for wine. ”
"Wei Chi, you forget that I am also a good man who fights in the battle array, not a stupid person who doesn't eat minced meat, I will sleep with him heartily tonight, and tomorrow we will discuss how to level the world, hahaha." Li Er didn't say anything politely, laughed and entered the palace, didn't even drink the lotus seed soup prepared by Yun Ye, and was ready to fight those dead ghosts in his dream.
The eldest grandson bowed to Qin Qiong and Wei Chi, and entered the palace with a smile, completely ignoring the previous haggardness.
Li Chengqian didn't know when he also put on his armor, standing at the foot of the steps with a horizontal knife in his hand, Li Tai and Li Ke were not to be outdone, each wearing armor, Li Tai also said to Yu Chigong: "Uncle Wei Chi, don't kill all the evil ghosts for a while, leave a practice hand for the little nephew." "Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong laughed together, and praised him for being a tiger father and no dog.
Yun Ye covered his thick leather coat and beckoned the palace people to bring a few charcoal stoves, covered with iron nets, how could he be worthy of himself if he didn't make a barbecue on such a cold night.
Do it yourself, don't have a cook, all the chicken wings in the palace kitchen are removed, the frozen lamb is cut into thin slices, the tofu is cut into large pieces, and some suitable greens are selected. I took seven or eight potatoes, and it is also a good choice to bake potatoes for a while, and the fish of moderate size, three or four, red and spicy seeds are fried with huā peppers, and the chicken soup in the imperial kitchen is filled with a large pot, and then I rush to the Taiji Palace.
Li Er doesn't need people to kill ghosts, he just needs enough confidence and popularity, even if there is laughter and laughter in the most terrifying scene, it will add infinite courage to a person.
He was lying on a warm bed, covered with a thick blanket, the eldest grandson hugged him, hearing the laughter outside the palace gate, he couldn't help but upturn the corners of his mouth, and intermittently heard the noisy sound of Li Tai and Yun Ye grabbing chicken wings, without the slightest displeasure, he only felt very warm, and whispered in the ear of the eldest grandson: "Guanyin, I have a queen like you, a courtier like Lao Qin Weichi, a child like Qian'er, Qingque, Ke'er, a junior like Yun Ye, God really treats me well." ”
The eldest grandson kissed Li Er on the forehead, patted him gently and didn't speak, Li Er wanted to go to the party outside the palace because he smelled the spicy aroma, but the sleepiness like a tide overwhelmed him in an instant, and he vaguely heard Yu Chigong's voice scolding Li Ke, why? It seems that the potatoes were cooked and snatched away by Li Ke?
Li Er fell asleep, snoring like thunder, Qin Qiong motioned to the noisy people outside the hall to be quieter, for fear of affecting Li Er's sleep.
Yun Ye snatched a piece of mutton and said to Lao Qin: "Uncle, it's okay, the palace is too deserted, Your Majesty needs to hear these breaths from the world." "The six people outside the palace knew that no ghosts would come, and the only reason for them to save zài was to reassure the emperor, so the noise became more and more noisy.
The eldest grandson woke up and found that it had been three watches, and her husband was still sleeping sweetly, with no signs of nightmares, so she got up in her clothes, and the light-footed palace maid put on a fur coat for her, and pushed the door open, only to see Qin Qiong still stuck in front of the palace door, and the blade in his hand did not leave his hand.
On the left, Wei Chi had a wine jar under his buttocks, and he held a leg of mutton in his hand, roasted it on the charcoal stove in front of him, and then cut off a piece with a knife, and ate very pleasantly.
Li Chengqian sat on the ground, his face was very red by the fire, and unconsciously, the eldest grandson found that the corners of his eldest son's mouth already had some black fluff, and he was already an adult.
Qin Qiong, Wei Chi nodded to the queen and did not move, Li Tai stepped forward and took his mother's hand, put a roasted brown potato in his mother's hand and said, "Queen Mother, this potato is really delicious to eat, you taste it, and the child will bake something else for you." Yun Ye smiled at the eldest grandson and said: "Your Majesty is asleep, your Majesty will not be tortured by nightmares in the future, as long as you pass this level, with Your Majesty's eloquence, the advent of prosperity is not a dream." "I'm bothering you, I'm sorry for you these days, let a talented talent, I'm here, overkill." "Niangniang's words are wrong, these days of tranquility, in fact, I yearn for the most, I have no ambition, I just hope to be peaceful, happy to live this life, marching and fighting, governing the world, not my strength, a few days ago His Majesty Xià also asked me, give me a state to let me govern will it become as rich as the Yun family Zhuangzi.
Wechen's answer is no, self-knowledge must have, governing a country, all the way, a state, a county, a family are two completely different things, if Niangniang wants to see Wechen beheaded to show the public, just entrust the heavy responsibility to Wechen. The eldest grandson broke open the potato and took a bite, squinted his eyes comfortably, and waited until he finished taking a bite before saying: "You are a lazy worm, you are only eighteen or nineteen years old this year, it is not too late to learn anything, with your intelligence, how can you not learn." "Niangniang, smart people have a shortcoming, very fatal, when there is a crisis, smart people often choose to dodge, because of the smart, is likely to be avoided by him, do not want those in the posture of the people, know that they can't dodge, just head up, once, twice many times, will cast a tenacious character, this is the character of people who do great things, smart people are always hiding, hiding for a long time, there is no courage to face difficulties, as long as you can't dodge once, it is a disastrous consequence.
"What you said is very reasonable, a person who has gone through hardships and hardships to stand out is indeed much stronger than relying solely on a person who relies on cleverness, but this principle is not suitable for you, if cleverness is strong enough to solve any problem, it is a kind of strength in itself, it has nothing to do with diligence, it is a matter of talent, such as you, such as Qingque."
Yun Ye didn't answer, just looked up at the sky, a clammy cold mist rose, and fine snow powder fell scattered, this is frost, not snow, through the mist, the moon turned a strange purple.
"In one month, my child will be born in this world, as a parent, I must create a suitable space for him so that he can grow up safely, what I value most in this world is life, nothing is more exciting than a small meat ball growing into a great man."
Bringing up this topic, the eldest grandson was a little displeased.
"If this palace is not mistaken, you also have a child who has already been born, why don't you mention him?"
From her grandmother's point of view, Yun Ye's inadvertent treatment of Li Anlan's child made her feel that she had been hurt.
"Li Rong's child will become a man who stands up to the sky, and when he is five years old, I will take him back and raise him personally."
This is what Yun Ye has determined a long time ago, although there are twists and turns in this child's experience, as long as it is the flesh and blood of the Yun family, there is no reason to give up, and let the child be surnamed Li, this is the biggest concession Yun Ye has made.
The eldest grandson finished eating the potato, took the tea sent by Li Tai and rinsed his mouth, and said to Yun Ye with a smile: "I hope you have enough wisdom to deal with things in the future, the Yun family is also a wealthy family, and it is a shame to rumor that there is a dispute between the concubines." She went back to the palace again, Yun Ye rubbed her face, took out two bowls of chicken soup boiled on the stove, and sent it to Qin Qiong and Wei Chi, the two old marshals, as long as they received military affairs, they would never be reluctant, even if they knew that no ghosts were approaching, they would not leave their chosen sentry post.
The soup was drunk extremely heroically, and both of them poured it down at once, and the blades did not leave their hands during the period.
Li Chengqian was still sitting at the end of the path, the horizontal knife was on his lap, Yun Ye specially fished out a chicken leg for him to warm him up, and the iron piece would definitely not be too comfortable to wear. "Your mother came back just now, why didn't you talk?" Li Chengqian, who was eating chicken legs, said in a sullen voice: "I'm an adult, what's the matter with my mother all day long, that's what Qingque should do." One sentence choked Yun Ye speechless, and decided to ignore this idiot and find a place to caten by himself is the responsible thing to do.
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