Chapter 393: The Four Great Tragedies of Life
"What?" Lu Ziqiao immediately exploded: "I'm a man, how can I be happy?" ”
Bo Yu was also a little helpless: "Yifei, don't be joking at this time, what's wrong with Ziqiao?" ”
Hu Yifei put his hand behind his back and said, "Swallow a golden pill in your stomach, my life is up to me!" ”
Hu Yifei actually came up at this time, and Boyu was even more helpless: "Talk about people!" ”
"Ziqiao, he may have a stone," Hu Yifei finally said.
"Stones?" Lu Ziqiao lost his voice and shouted.
Bo Yu's face was a little lighter, the stone is not a big problem, it is easy to treat.
"Yifei, can you use the dark energy of fighting cattle across the mountains to directly help Ziqiao crush the stones in his body?" With a little hope, Bo Yu asked Hu Yifei.
"Yes, yes." Hu Yifei really didn't disappoint them, and nodded very confidently.
"So what are you waiting for? Yifei, help me break the stone, I'm going to die of pain! Lu Ziqiao couldn't wait to shout.
Hu Yifei rolled up his sleeves: "Say it in advance, if I accidentally miss and shatter your kidneys, don't blame me." ”
"What?" Lu Ziqiao couldn't calm down for a moment, "Are you kidding?" ”
"Of course I'm not kidding, I don't have a clair, how do you know if the stone is on the upper, middle or lower side of your kidney? Of course, I'm going to have to try it one by one. Hu Yifei said confidently.
"Don't don't, don't worry, I'll go to the hospital." Lu Ziqiao immediately quit and quickly declined Hu Yifei's kindness.
Just kidding, if Hu Yifei is really beaten inch by inch like this, his stones will not be broken, and his kidneys will be crushed into minced meat first.
Bo Yu couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly carried Lu Ziqiao on his back.
"I'm going to drive!" Guan Gu said on the side.
The other people in the apartment knew that Lu Ziqiao had this serious illness, so they all followed, and everyone drove to the hospital together.
The emergency doctor inquired about Lu Ziqiao's condition and said with great certainty: "It is very likely to be a kidney stone." ”
"Doctor, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and treat me! I'm going to die! Lu Ziqiao howled twice.
"Don't worry." The doctor is very experienced in dealing with patients like him, and casually wrote a list: "You go and take a film first, and we can determine the specific location of the stone." ”
This is also the normal process of coming to the hospital to see a doctor, even if you know what the disease is, you have to take a film, and intuitively determine that this is the basis for the doctor to see a doctor.
Lu Ziqiao didn't know this truth, he was supported by Guan Gu and Lu Zhanbo left and right, came to the X-ray room, and after a not too long queue, he took the film, and waited for about an hour before taking out the X-ray.
On the other side, Boyu had already completed the hospitalization procedures, Lu Ziqiao changed into a hospital gown, lay on the hospital bed, and howled twice from time to time: "Forehead drop kidney!" ”
"Be quiet, a doctor will come in soon to help you watch the film, and you can have surgery after watching it." Hu Yifei covered his ears helplessly.
Tang Youyou, who had just come over from the crew, saw Lu Ziqiao howling so strongly, so he relieved himself: "Isn't it kidney stones?" It's just a minor surgery, as far as it's concerned? ”
"It's easy, you try it!" Lu Ziqiao shouted at her.
"Who told you to live an irregular life?" Guan Gu said magically.
Lu Ziqiao was very unconvinced: "Who said I was irregular?" I drink alcohol every day, sleep four hours, and never date the same girl, it's very regular! ”
"Die!" Tang Youyou poked Lu Ziqiao's head with his finger, "You are called overindulgence, you deserve it!" ”
While a few people were talking, a young female doctor in a white coat walked in: "What's wrong?" ”
Tang Youyou hurriedly said: "The emergency doctor said it was a stone. ”
"Is the film filmed?" The doctor asked again.
"Patted it." Bo Yu hurriedly handed over Lu Ziqiao's X-ray.
The female doctor took out an X-ray and looked at it twice, then looked at Lu Ziqiao, who was lying on the hospital bed moaning, and covered her mouth in surprise: "Xiaobu? ”
Hearing this title, Lu Ziqiao shuddered, and suddenly had a bad premonition, looking at the beautiful female doctor in front of him: "You are..."
The beautiful female doctor in a white coat pointed at herself: "I'm Aya, don't remember me?" ”
Lu Ziqiao instantly began to retrieve, and the memories in his mind that he hadn't had time to delete immediately had a result: "Oh~ I remembered, are you really a doctor?" The white coat of the day... Not a prop? ”
Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou rolled their eyes helplessly, and Bo Yu and Guan Gu Magic also covered their foreheads.
After walking a lot at night, I will see the hell, it depends on whether Lu Ziqiao can escape the catastrophe in front of him.
Lu Ziqiao was also desperate in his heart, this is too unlucky: "Seeing a doctor and meeting an ex-girlfriend to take the exam, meeting an ex-girlfriend to take the exam, meeting an ex-girlfriend chef at dinner, and meeting an ex-girlfriend to host a funeral, these are simply the four tragedies of life!" ”
Aya looked down at the medical records suspiciously, and then looked at Lu Ziqiao: "You told me that your name is Lu Xiaobu, but in fact, your name is Lu Ziqiao?" ”
Lu Ziqiao couldn't take care of his kidneys now, and hurriedly explained: "It's normal, Lu Xiaobu is my nickname, just like I don't know if you are actually called..." ”
"That word Nian Yue!" The female doctor corrected angrily, "Say! Why slipped away that morning! ”
"Because... Because of my kidneys, because I have kidney stones, I'm afraid you know, I'm afraid you'll look down on me. Lu Ziqiao was in a hurry, and quickly explained, "Look, didn't I come to the hospital?" ”
Seeing Lu Ziqiao struggling so hard to survive, everyone else in the apartment sighed.
But this is a love debt that he has caused himself, and it is difficult for others to say anything.
Fortunately, this young and beautiful female doctor seemed to believe it, and her face was a little solemn: "Your condition is indeed very serious, I will contact you for surgery immediately." ”
Lu Ziqiao was overjoyed: "You're not angry with me anymore? ”
The female doctor was slightly possessed, with a gentle smile on her face: "You are so sick, how can I blame you?" Xiaobu~"
The female doctor pressed Lu Ziqiao's chest as she spoke, then got up and walked out of the ward, Lu Ziqiao even felt that her kidneys were not as painful as just now, and boasted proudly: "See?" I, Lu Xiaobu, have been walking the rivers and lakes for many years and still haven't capsized, relying on my improvisation, I can find countless reasons, you learn a little! ”
"It's useless for us to learn this." Bo Yu hurriedly said.
Tang Youyou hated that iron could not become steel: "If you continue like this, sooner or later you will die in the hands of women!" ”
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