Chapter 688: Heavy Tank Driver
"Yifei, I've confirmed, Xiao Hei is serious this time, so I think it's better not to meddle in this kind of thing, let Sasha make her own decisions." Bo Yu found Hu Yifei in 3601, pulled her aside and said.
As if hearing her name, Issasha looked up from the popcorn bucket, her lips were still stained with white popcorn crumbs, and she looked dazed: "Huh? β
"It's none of your business, you can continue eating." Hu Yifei waved at her helplessly, and then gestured to Bo Yu, "Just like Sasha, how can I rest assured?" I'm afraid that if someone didn't take two bags of potato chips, they would be cheated away! β
"Oh, Yifei, Sasha is not a child anymore, and your college teachers should not care about early love." Zhang Wei interjected on the side.
"It's none of your business! Let's play! Hu Yifei glared angrily, and then continued to whisper to Bo Yu, "What I'm most worried about is that Sasha has a special identity... In case Xiao Hei knows about it in the future and then regrets it... Many girls and children are like this, because of love and hatred, and then blackened, vowing to take revenge on the world! β
Bo Yu felt that normally there should be no woman who wanted to take revenge on the whole world because she was dumped in love, and asked with some suspicion: "Where did you hear about this example of hatred because of love?" β
"That's what I wrote about the romance I didn't get from the students, the peerless beauty traveled back to ancient times, was abandoned by the emperor after being lucky, and was resentful, so she went around between several princes, played with the huge country on applause, and finally succeeded in destroying the country." Hu Yifei said.
"Oh, you can't believe the routine of romance, and besides, Xiao Hei already knows Sasha's identity." Bo Yu waved his hand, but he didn't expect Hu Yifei to believe in romance.
"Scared! He got it? How do you know? What did you tell him? Hu Yifei was a little surprised.
"Before I told him, Xiao Hei himself had already seen through it, he was a scientist, and his observation was very keen, and he had already seen the difference between Sasha, otherwise how could he be so obsessed." Boyu explained.
"Then he doesn't mind?" Hu Yifei was even more surprised.
"Don't you mind, it's just exciting, okay! Other scientists are just like this, and real scientists should take it as their mission to soak alien beauties like him, and actively promote the integration of the two civilizations from genes to culture. Boyu said righteously.
Hu Yifei had a chill: "Gene fusion? Hey~ Why didn't I see that Xiao Hei was so perverted before! β
Bo Yu agreed: "I even suspect that the pregnancy of those wild cats in our community was done by Xiao Hei. β
Hu Yifei looked at him in disbelief: "I think you're also very perverted..."
Boyu's mobile phone vibrated for a moment, and he took it out and took a look, it was a message from the background of the bean paste live broadcast software.
Bo Yu looked at the content of the message, frowned slightly, and then put the phone back in his pocket: "Yifei, we also know Xiao Hei's personality, and his conditions are really good, although his appearance is a little ordinary, but he is definitely not ugly, if he and Sasha can really come together in the end, it is also a good story, let's give him a chance to observe for a while, how about it?" Bo Yu pointed to Issasa, who was eating hard, "Besides, can ordinary people afford to raise foodies of this level?" β
Hu Yifei was moved by Bo Yu's words: "Okay, okay, I don't actually want to care about this kind of thing, then according to what you said, let's see Xiao Hei's performance and Sasha's own attitude." β
"Xiao Hei, that's all I can help you with." Bo Yu saw that Hu Yifei's attitude finally relaxed, and said in his heart.
"Okay, I still have something to do here, go back first Bo Yu waved his hand at Hu Yifei, turned around and returned to 3602.
Sitting on the sofa and cocking his legs, Boyu slowly took out his mobile phone.
After such a long time, I received several more messages.
Curry sauce: "Brother Ayu, are you there?" β
Curry sauce: "Brother Ayu, my dad was in a car accident and is now lying in the hospital and needs money urgently, can you lend me some?" β
Curry sauce: "Is Brother Ayu here?" I don't need much, 100,000 yuan is enough, and I will definitely pay it back to you, (pitiful) (pitiful). β
Bo Yu grinned at the corners of his mouth and smiled contemptuously, he knew that the one who borrowed money at this time was not Curry Sauce himself, but her boyfriend, this person defrauded fans of a large amount of money in the name of Curry Sauce, and disappeared without a trace, which directly led to Curry Sauce owing a huge amount of money, and was blocked by various live broadcast websites, in the fifth season of the TV series of Love Apartment, the desperate Curry Sauce, squatted by the river and cried bitterly, but was persuaded by Zhang Wei who was passing by to jump into the river, and finally moved into the Love Apartment.
As for how Boyu came to be connected with curry sauce, we have to start from the beginning.
It is said that since he met Zhuge Dali and Zhao Haitang at the cocktail party, Bo Yu went home and pondered, and there was only one curry sauce in the entire love apartment for five seasons, and he had not met.
Although the curry sauce girl is not very pleasant, and her personality is a little arrogant, but she is kind in heart, optimistic in personality, and she is also a friend worth making.
At that time, Curry Sauce was still a small anchor who had just started broadcasting, and after Bo Yu clicked on it, he sometimes went to the live broadcast room to listen to Curry Sauce sing in his spare time, and he would give some rewards during the break, and he also did the first place on the list of fans of Curry Sauce for a while, and Curry Sauce became a familiar stranger on the Internet.
However, because the amount of Bo Yu's reward is not large, after the popularity of curry sauce gradually increased, he was squeezed off the fan list, and now he is hanging around in the middle level at most, even so, Curry Sauce is still very grateful to Bo Yu, the first sailor to give her encouragement.
Bo Yu didn't bother Lu Zhanbo, so he directly ordered: "Tianluo, help me find the phone number of the bean paste anchor curry sauce." β
"Okay, the phone number of the bean paste anchor curry sauce has been sent to your mobile phone, please check." Tianluo said immediately.
"Artificial intelligence is convenience, no wonder humans will be ruled by Skynet in the end." Bo Yu sighed in his heart, and then dialed the phone.
"Hello? Who is it? The phone rang twice, then it was picked up, and the earpiece came with the big, personal grin of the curry sauce, and then the clattering sound of chewing, as if eating a cookie.
"Curry paste? I'm Ah Yu. Boyu said.
"Ayu? Brother Ayu? How do you have my phone number? The curry sauce on the other side of the phone was a little surprised.
"You gave it to me yourself, a long, long time ago, you forgot?" Bo Yu asked rhetorically.
"It's... Is it? Maybe I forgot, what are you looking for me? Curry Sauce is still very vigilant in his heart, for fear that Boyu will make some non-sensitive requests.
"I'm fine, I just want to ask how your father is doing? Is the car accident serious? Bo Yu asked knowingly.
"My father? Car accident? What are you talking about? "The curry sauce is even more mind-blowing.
Bo Yu said: "Didn't you send a private message to me that your father had a car accident and needed money urgently, so let me lend you 100,000 yuan?" β
"What?" Curry-chan's voice suddenly rose an octave, "I didn't!" I haven't seen my dad in years since my mom and dad divorced, and I've never borrowed money from anyone! β
"Could it be that your account was hacked? Who else knows the password of your live broadcast account. Boyu asked him.
"Except for me, only my boyfriend knows the account and password of my bean paste live broadcast..."Curry sauce's voice paused, and his tone became hesitant, "If I log in to the bean paste live broadcast, I need a mobile phone verification code double verification, just now my boyfriend said that he wanted to check some information, and it took a few minutes to borrow my mobile phone... No... No way? He's my boyfriend! β
"This kind of thing is recommended that you call the police to deal with it, there are so many fans on your fan list, even if ten people are fooled, it is already a million amount, this is not a small amount, some people who are lustful for profit are unreasonable, everything depends on the results of the police investigation, if it is really your boyfriend who borrows money from water friends in your name, it has already constituted fraud, and he should be imprisoned, you must not be soft-hearted." Boyu advised.
"I understand, thank you, Brother Ayu." Listening to Bo Yu's calm voice, Curry-chan also regained his composure from the panic he had when he first heard the news.
"Okay, you call the police first, if you need any help in the future, you can call me on this number, I have a very good lawyer friend by my side, I can help you introduce me." Boyu said.
"I see, thank you, thank you..."
Bo Yu thought to himself, with his own reminder, the curry sauce should not be as miserable as the original plot.
"I heardβ" Just as he was smug, a voice sounded in Boyu's ears.
"Ahh Bo Yu, who was unprepared, jumped up directly in fright, "What a demon!" β
Looking back, it turned out to be Lu Ziqiao.
"Damn! Ziqiao, why don't you make a sound when you walk? Scared the hell out of me. Boyu patted his chest.
Lu Ziqiao had a wicked smile on his face: "I've heard it all." β
"What do you hear?" Boyu said angrily.
"I heard a girl shouting to you: Brother Ayu... Boyu, you have grown, you dare to hook up with a little girl outside with Nuo Lan behind your back? Lu Ziqiao patted Bo Yu's shoulder and twisted his fingers again.
"What are you going to do?" Bo Yu didn't bird Lu Ziqiao at all, and directly opened his hand.
"Buy me." Lu Ziqiao twisted his fingers again, "For everyone's sake, I don't want much, just give 18,000 as you want, I will definitely keep my mouth shut and keep this secret for you." β
Boyu pondered: "Eight thousand... It's not much, but... I have a better solution. β
"Oh? What else can you come up with that appeals to me? Is there still three whips of wine? Lu Ziqiao asked excitedly.
Boyu shook his head: "No... My solution is... Kill somebody to do away with a witness! β
"Holy! It's not so ruthless, is it? Lu Ziqiao turned around and ran, and Bo Yu chased after him.
"If you chase me again, you'll scream!" Lu Ziqiao threatened as he ran.
Bo Yu laughed weirdly: "You call, call, even if you break your throat, no one will come to save you!" β
Lu Ziqiao shouted loudly: "Broken throat, broken throat!" β
"Nobody's here! Who dares to be presumptuous! Guan Gu magically, rushed out of the bedroom, and said menacingly.
The three of them are holding each other in a triangle, and the atmosphere is extremely depressing...
"Hahahahaha..."The three of them looked at each other, and laughed out loud at the same time, it is indeed a great luck in life to have such a friend who is willing to accompany you at any time.
After laughing, Lu Ziqiao pulled Bo Yu back to sit on the sofa, with a rare serious expression: "Bo Yu, in terms of feelings, you have never seen more thoroughly than me, but I must also remind you as a person who has come over, don't make my previous mistakes..."
Guan Gu didn't quite know what was going on, and listened to it on the side, his expression gradually became surprised, he turned his head to look around, and asked in a low voice, "Boyu, did you split your legs?" β
Bo Yu couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't spread rumors, am I that kind of person?" The one who just called me was a female anchor, Ziqiao, the one you saw me tipping on the basin network before. β
Guan Gu was magical, and gasped: "You guys are... Trade! I didn't expect Boyu to be this kind of person! β
"Ahh I said, can you not just make up for it? Boyu was very helpless and explained, "She just sent me a message on Dousha, saying that her father had a car accident and wanted to borrow 100,000 yuan from me to save his life, 100,000 yuan is not a small amount, so I called to confirm, if it is really a matter of human life, it doesn't matter if it is lend her, but she said that she has not borrowed money from anyone at all, and the account may have been stolen by others..."
"But I obviously heard him call you, Brother Ayu..."Lu Ziqiao said.
"My screen name is Ah Yu, isn't it normal for someone like me to be called a little brother if he is handsome? Isn't it Brother Ayu? Boyu said.
"But... Even so, it's not good that you're in private contact with a female anchor, Boyu, aren't you afraid that Nuo Lan will be jealous? Guan Gu Magic was completely thinking about Boyu, and said with some worry.
"It's okay, Lan Lan is not so stingy, and I have never hidden Lan Lan when I watched the live broadcast, and she even watched it with me sometimes." Bo Yu said, "And this female anchor is a mudslide in the anchor world, a very good person, I can introduce you to you if I have the opportunity." β
"It's free, I'm not interested in female anchors, I used to date a female anchor, obviously it looks like a big beauty on the Internet, but when I meet offline, it's a heavy tank of one hundred and eighty pounds, and since then I have had a psychological shadow on all female anchors." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly refused.
Bo Yu couldn't help but laugh: "I didn't expect Ziqiao, you still have the experience of being a heavy tank driver!" β
"Fart!" Lu Ziqiao also didn't want to recall his black history too much, "I used the excuse of going to the bathroom when I was eating, and that kind of model is estimated to be only controlled by sumo wrestlers." β