Chapter Seventy-Eight: Lao Tzu Is Not a Sandbag
When Battalion Commander Li heard Hu Hao say that there was no problem, he wondered in his heart, this person is not wrong, don't you know who Lao Tzu is.
So he said, "Okay, don't blame me if you get hurt in the competition!" ”
"Why are you talking so much nonsense, can't you! If you don't fight, forget it, grind and chirp! Hu Hao said impatiently
, when Head Zhang saw Hu Hao like this, he didn't care about him, just like Hu Hao said, they all hit the door, and there was no reason not to fight back.
"Alright, let's compare!" Battalion Commander Li began to attack as he spoke, smashing one fist after another, and kicking Hu Hao with his feet from time to time, Hu Hao didn't plan to attack at first, wanting to see if he could bear it! So he used his hands and feet to block, and the two of them made dozens of moves back and forth, Battalion Commander Li jumped away, and Hu Hao didn't chase after him.
The shock in Camp Commander Li's heart, he regretted it to death! Now my hands and feet are hurting, and I want to stop rubbing them, but I can't afford to lose that face, and one of my hands is still held behind me one by one! It hurts! It's all fist to fist just now!
"You can't fight or not! If you don't beat Lao Tzu, you're coming! Hu Hao rushed forward as he spoke, now he knows the foundation of Battalion Commander Li, he is not his opponent, and he can let go of his hands and feet to fight.
Battalion Commander Li hurriedly blocked with his hands and feet, but he couldn't stand it after blocking a few times, it hurt too much, that bastard specifically looked for the place where he felt the most pain, if it was useless for ordinary people to fight, he could still withstand it, but the bastard's strength was too great, and he couldn't move his hands and feet in pain, Hu Hao didn't care about Camp Commander Li, just find the painful place to fight, just don't get hurt.
"Stop, stop, ouch, listen, don't fight, Lao Tzu admits defeat, ouch, stop!" Battalion Commander Li gave up resistance after receiving dozens of punches, about the more painful the resistance became, and hurriedly shouted, and the surrounding soldiers couldn't believe their eyes and ears, his battalion commander actually lost more than me and still admitted defeat, and he was still lying on the ground and couldn't get up.
Hu Hao heard him shout to stop, continued to punch a few times, then stopped his hand, and scolded in his mouth, "You can't do it, you have only been fighting for a long time to admit defeat, really, I haven't been interested in fighting yet!" "Battalion Commander Li wanted to scold people very much after hearing it, this bastard, Lao Tzu is not a sandbag, and it makes you interested.
But now Battalion Commander Li is lying on the ground, and he is too lazy to speak, and now he is enduring the pain, and he can't stand the pain when he moves a little.
Hu Hao saw that Battalion Commander Li didn't mean to get up, so he expanded his chest and said, "Don't say it, this fight is a fight, the bones are relaxed, it's so comfortable, I'll go to you again in two days, let's fight again!" After Hu Hao finished speaking, he walked to the side of Head Zhang.
"Brother, what's the matter, I should have come to the door to fight, I haven't died!" Hu Hao said proudly.
"Proud fart, don't go into the house to draw a picture for Lao Tzu, let me tell you, if you don't draw a useful picture for Lao Tzu tonight, Lao Tzu will let you sleep standing tonight" Zhang Tuan Leader kicked Hu Hao and said.
"Ahh Brother, this light is too dim, if you get me a headlight, I'll draw it! Hu Hao said.
"Okay, I'll turn up the wick for you! Don't get in yet! Head Zhang shouted to Hu Hao. After finishing speaking, he said to Camp Commander Li, who was still lying on the ground, "It doesn't matter, I'll help you up!" Head Zhang said.
"Don't, don't, biedong me, you better go back, I'll just wait by myself!" Battalion Commander Li said.
When Commander Zhang heard him say this, he asked, "Are you okay?" I'd better help you up, are you hurt! ”
"Please, you'd better go back! I was fine right away, fine, not hurt! Battalion Commander Li hurriedly shouted, just kidding, your guard just beat himself, and now his whole body hurts, and he can't move, you have to help me first, do you want to help me or hurt me!
"Then I'll go back, come to me for something!" When Commander Zhang saw Battalion Commander Li say this, he was not reluctant, anyway, Hu Hao won the battle, and it was fine. Besides, they were fighting in martial arts, and Battalion Commander Li himself said that he was not injured and let himself go back, so he would go back himself.
After Commander Zhang returned, the surrounding soldiers immediately surrounded Ali and wanted to help Battalion Commander Li. "Biedong, I'm going to find a bed! Oops! Battalion Commander Li saw the soldiers coming over to help him and hurriedly said, he continued to lie on the ground, enduring the pain. After a while, the bed board was lifted,
"Put the bed board on the ground next to me, and Lao Tzu slowly move it over!" It took nearly 3 minutes just to move Camp Commander Li, but he still endured the pain and moved over!
"Okay, carry Lao Tzu back!" Battalion Commander Li said, the soldiers hurriedly carried Battalion Commander Li up, and a soldier who was standing guard just now asked, "Battalion Commander, do we still want to stand guard here?" ”
"Stand on the shit, there's that bastard here, unless someone with a brain is afraid to steal!" Battalion Commander Li scolded.
The soldiers began to carry Battalion Commander Li to their station. As soon as I turned the corner, I saw Director Wang and Engineer Li rushing to his side.
"Battalion Commander Li, how are you pulling!" Director Wang asked.
"What's the matter, Director Wang, you wait for Lao Tzu, and when Lao Tzu is healed, Lao Tzu has to tear off your old bones one by one!" As soon as Battalion Commander Li heard the voice of Director Wang, he raised his head and said fiercely, it was so hateful, he knew that there was such a powerful guard beside him and asked him to send someone over, if it weren't for him, he wouldn't have carried such a big heel tonight!
"No, you make it clear, what the hell is going on!" Director Wang wondered, how could he still have his own business.
"What's the matter, you just wait for me, Lao Tzu usually respects you, you actually yin me! Let's go, carry Lao Tzu back! Battalion Commander Li first said fiercely to Director Wang, and then ordered his soldiers to say.
"No, you make it clear," said Director Wang, grabbing Camp Commander Li's arm.
"Ahh Battalion Commander Li shouted in pain. After the endurance passed, he scolded, "You are an old king, you actually return me, knowing that there is such a powerful guard by Director Zhang's side, I want Lao Tzu to send a guard over!" Wait, when Lao Tzu is well, I have to dismantle your bones one by one! After speaking, he said to the soldier who carried the bed board, "Go quickly, and go to someone to find Instructor Zhao and get a bottle of liquor for Lao Tzu." Lao Tzu wants to use it! Saying that, the soldier immediately carried Battalion Commander Li and ran forward,
"This, this" Director Wang understands what is going on! Hurriedly grabbed a soldier and asked about the situation,
After understanding, Engineer Li asked, "Shall we go to Director Zhang's side?" "it, send the fire to Lao Tzu here, who knows if it will send fire to Lao Tzu's head over there!" Go back," said Director Wang.
After Director Wang finished speaking, he walked back, and stopped halfway through, "You go and send a bottle of liquor to Lao Tzu to Camp Director Li, and explain it to him!" Otherwise, that bastard would probably really dismantle Lao Tzu's bones, damn it, this thing will make a fuss! ”