Section 9: There is no way to heaven

Getting up from the soft and incredible bed, Concubine Yang was still immersed in the dream, last night had a sweetest dream, the sweet life of childhood made her fascinated, sitting in front of the window with her hair draped, letting the maid comb her hair, she suddenly stood up, pushed open the window, the cold morning breeze blew on her face, making her almost moan comfortably.

On the stone path in the distance, two teenagers were struggling to carry a large bucket of water, the young man in front was slightly fat, and as soon as his body staggered, some water in the bucket spilled out, and the young man in the back kept accusing.

The maid covered her mouth and snickered, the appearance of the two heavenly nobles carrying water was really funny, the bucket was too big, the size of their bodies, and the water was too full, in order to prevent dust from entering, it was also covered with a layer of washed leaves, and the body swayed like a tumbler.

The two put down the bucket, and Li Tai grinned and rubbed his shoulders, "Ah Ke, the bucket is too big, although I am your brother, you can't abuse me, can you change to a smaller bucket?" ”

Li Ke was more tired than him, and the bucket was put very close to him by Li Tai, and he would definitely oppose it in the past, but today, he gritted his teeth and didn't say a word. Last time the queen came, she lived in the academy, which was naturally relatively close to the waterfall, and now Concubine Yang lives in a small building, and the distance of carrying water is twice as far.

Li Ke knows Li Tai's personality too well, and he will make a job if he is allowed to carry it twice, he will definitely cheat, so Li Ke ordered a new big wooden barrel early, just to prevent Li Tai from being lazy.

"Atai, hold on, it's coming soon, at most, I'll accompany you to carry the water again, my mother concubine finally went out of the palace, I need to take care of it, use the best water." It is also our filial piety as a son. ”

Lee Tae did a great job at the festival. Nodding, he was just about to lower down and continue to carry the water, when he suddenly stood up again. knocked heavily on the door of his head, and said to Li Ke: "We are two stupid donkeys, obviously we just need to bring the clean water from the waterfall." The two of us are working hard to lift water, even Wei Chi Dasha knows how to save effort, you and I, as the two smartest students in the academy, don't know, we deserve to be tired, no one sympathizes yet, maybe Yun Ye is hiding there now to watch our brother's jokes. ”

Li Ke's mouth is open, the distance of one mile is nothing to him, the waterfall is high. The small building is low, and the water will flow by itself, as long as the bamboo knot is opened. Just pick it up. Such a simple method, neither of them actually thought of it.

Just now, I mustered up the courage to carry water. Suddenly found that such a hard work should be blamed on his own stupidity, and suddenly lost his heart, where there is still the strength to carry water.

"Xiaodian, Xiaoyou, you see, this is the fate of stupid donkeys, they themselves admit it, you don't dare to learn from them in the future." Worrying about something, something will appear, Yun Ye led Li You, and Li Dian flashed out from behind the big tree. Li You and Li Dian were carrying a food box in their hands, and it seemed that they were going to deliver food to Concubine Yang and Concubine Yin.

Li Tai has always regarded himself as a smart person, but this time he was caught by Yun Ye, his face turned red, but he was speechless, and so was Li Ke. Yun Ye stepped forward and patted Li Tai, Li Ke on the shoulder and said: "But your starting point is filial piety, no matter how stupid you are, you can be forgiven, after all, filial piety comes first, that person is not lying on the ice in the winter and using his body to melt the thick ice surface, and catch fish for her mother, although use a chisel to chisel the ice, faster, we just don't need it, this kind of two hundred and five practices, and your two brothers' practices, are really similar." ”

Li Ke, Li Tai really wants to bite Yun Ye to death now, that poisonous tongue has been spraying venom, the academy has long raised questions about the story in the "Book of Filial Piety", and finally came to the conclusion that they are all a group of nonsense liars, whether it is crying bamboo shoots, or lying on the ice and begging for carp, it is something that only the brain-dead will do, Yun Ye compared them with the one named Wang Xiang, undoubtedly laughing at the two of them being brain-dead, although it is not clear what is called brain-dead, but the words that come out of Yun Ye's mouth must not be a good thing.

The water was half-lifted, so naturally they couldn't give up halfway, the two of them lifted the bucket without saying a word and continued to move forward, and along the way, under the torture of Yun Ye's language, the two brothers carried the water to the small building in one go.

Concubine Yang and Concubine Yin were already crying tears when she stood in front of the small building, this is the result of the academy's education? Concubine Yin was extremely envious, and Concubine Yang took out a handkerchief to Li Tai, who was sweating profusely. Li Ke and the two wiped their sweat, shedding tears while wiping, Concubine Yin also said that her sister is so blessed, she has a good son who is as filial as Wang Xiang, and she can hear that the two brothers have a black line.

Here Li Dian suddenly burst into tears, kneeling on the ground and holding his mother's leg and not letting go, just crying vigorously, tears and snot all over his face, and the grievances were about to twitch.

Finally stopped crying and pointed at Yun Ye and said to his mother: "Mother, I don't want to study in the academy, Yun Ye is the devil, he dug out Xiaoyou's heart and replaced it with a big sheep's heart, Xiaoyou only likes to eat grass now, not like to eat meat, maybe he also dug out Uncle Jia's heart, and changed the fox's heart, I saw it with my own eyes, mother, I don't want to be gouged out, I want to go back to the palace." ”

Concubine Yin pulled Li You's shirt away in confusion, and saw that her chest was as smooth as before, without any traces, and she was just about to cover Li You's clothes, but she didn't expect Li You to start crying and complain about her tragic experience.

Yun Ye stood next to him and watched the two brothers cry with a smile, Li Taixiao's waist couldn't stand up, Li Kezhen's face was red, and he couldn't wait to cover Li Di's mouth, Concubine Yang looked like she hated iron but not steel, and the same was true for Concubine Yin.

The two of them have made up nonsense before, and they have never made it up as vividly as this time, what kind of scarred weirdos, what digging hearts and lungs, I heard that the hair of the two mothers stood up, but they didn't believe a word.

Li Dian first noticed that things were not going in the direction he expected, his brother was angry, but it was just for him, his mother was angry with him, and it was also aimed at him, and even the mother of the victim Li You was dissatisfied with them.

After seeing Yun Ye's terrifying smiling face, he immediately stopped crying and said to his mother resignedly: "It was a nightmare that the child had just now, and I won't say that Mr. is not in the future, the child will study hard." ”

Li You looked back at Li Dian in confusion, the two of them finally got back to telling the truth, how could it be a dream? was about to plead with his mother again, who knew his mother, and slapped him on the back of the head, with an angry look on his face, only then did he know why Li Dian was lying.

Yun Ye arched his hand and persuaded him: "Niangniang doesn't have to be angry, Xiaodian, Xiaoyou, when you first arrive at the academy, you need to do everything yourself, naturally you don't feel used to it, as the days go by, you will adapt, children will inevitably admit that life is inevitable, and beating them will not solve the problem, only if they think they need to study, this can read the book in, otherwise it will be a dead book, a dead book, and it will not be useful at all." ”

Taking advantage of the two mothers' efforts to return the gift, Yun Ye avoided them, gave Li You and Li Dian an extremely gloomy look, and made the two brothers shudder in unison, seeing that the goal had been achieved, Yun Ye handed the two food boxes on the ground to Li You, Li An, and said to the two mothers: "This is when the two of them are eating breakfast today, they think that the buns in the academy are extremely delicious, and they want to invite the mother to try them, so they bought more, and it is also a piece of the heart of the two children, the two mothers should try it." ”

The two brothers handed the food box to their mother, and then stood behind Yun Ye very politely, and the two mothers who looked at it were happy for a while.

Under the pretext of dividing the two of them into classes, Yun Ye said goodbye, handed over the matter of entertaining the ladies to Li Tai and Li Ke, and then walked towards the academy with the two small ones. Halfway through, as soon as they turned around the mountain bag, as soon as Yun Ye stopped, the two brothers were so frightened that they lay on the ground and begged for mercy with their heads in their arms, swearing that they would never dare to divulge the secrets of the academy again.

The effect is very good, Yun Ye secretly speculated, such Li Di, Li You, there is no reason to teach it well. Now, there is only such a scourge as Li Pengcheng left, and there is no inconvenience in speaking when he beats people up and scolds the heavens and the earth, and how can he stumble and stumble when he reads a book to make people anxious?

Yun Ye's thoughtful appearance frightened Li You Li Di behind him, and thought that Yun Ye was thinking of some vicious idea, ready to deal with his brother, but now to be honest, he doesn't even believe in his own mother, foreign aid is cut off, only honesty and obedience is the only way to survive, and the brothers have no hope for their future.

Liu Xian looked at the rules and regulations in front of him, thanked him, and said that he would invite Li You and Li An, and was greatly surprised, where are these two lawless bullies in the palace, but two polite young aristocrats, plus a green shirt to set off, the royal bearing is spontaneous. looked at Yun Ye behind him with an indifferent face, and quietly cocked his thumb up,

"Li You, Li Huang, your student number is 876, 877, divided into the number building, room 306 on the third floor, get up at midnight every day, wash at the time of a pillar of incense, and will be punished for overtime, run four miles, have breakfast at the hour, and then have half an hour to deal with housekeeping, and the rest is the homework time, you will have a class schedule to distribute. Have lunch at noon, continue to go to class after an hour of rest, have only one hour of homework in the afternoon, and have free time for the rest of the time, and have dinner at three o'clock, don't wait for it, go to bed on time at one hour, and don't violate it, do you hear clearly? ”

"Hear clearly," the two replied at the same time, seeing that Li Dian was a little hesitant, Liu Xian continued to ask: "Li Ran, do you have anything else to ask?" ”

"Sir, we have two hours to play?" He found out about the problem from the timeline and asked with some disbelief.

"Yes, you are young, so the schoolwork is not heavy, the time of two hours is the time for your own activities, I suggest that you go to play football, or participate in physical training, which is very beneficial to you in the future, but voluntary, if you don't participate, no one will pay attention, everyone in the academy will come out, just don't waste, do you hear clearly?" Liu Xian specially explained to Li Huang.

"Hear me clearly!" The two brothers replied a lot louder, perhaps, the academy is not as bad as imagined, except for Yun Ye!