Chapter 606: Drenched in urine

"Don't you see it yet?" Standing outside the door of the house, looking at the backs of Liu Wei and the others who were about to disappear at the end of the street, the man had a satisfied smile on his face, and said to his servant: "I have never told you that the women close to me are not ordinary people. The young man whose face was wrapped in sackcloth just now was not sick on his face, but that he could not be seen by people. If I am not mistaken, he is the king of Luoyang! ”

Hearing that the young man with the sackcloth wrapped around his head just now may be the king of Luoyang, the man who opened the door for Liu Wei and the others at first was stunned for a moment, and then hurriedly said to his master: "In this way, the master is about to make a fortune." The prisoner congratulates his master first! ”

After leaving the house where Tao'er was located with Liu Nu and the others, Liu Wei walked quickly in the direction of the palace without delay.

As soon as his front foot stepped into the main gate of the palace, he tore off the linen cloth wrapped around his face, and reached out to wipe the sweat on his face.

The sackcloth was torn off, the wind was blowing on his face, and Liu Wei only felt that his entire face was suddenly comfortable, as if he was being baked by flames, but suddenly a cold cold current wrapped his whole body.

After taking a deep breath that was not cool, but when he inhaled it, he felt the incomparably cool air, and exhaled his breath, Liu Biancai turned his head to Liu Nu on the side and asked, "How did Ju Ci recognize those people?" ”

"It's just a chance encounter in the market." Hearing Liu Biao ask how she and Tao'er's master knew each other, Liu Nu rolled her eyelids, thought for a while, and then said to Liu Bian: "It seems that Tao'er's master is talking to Ben Juci in the market......

"Ju Ci is really bold...... "Without waiting for Liu Nu to finish speaking, Liu Wei shook his head and said to her: "Don't you dare to do this in the future, if you meet a villain, how can a daughter's family deal with it?" ”

was reprimanded by Liu Wei, Liu Nu pouted and lowered his head.

Although she was very dissatisfied with Liu Bian's reprimand for her, Liu Nu also knew that Liu Bian was right. People's hearts are still separated by a layer of belly, and no one knows whether they meet good people or bad people.

It's just that every time she goes out, there will be a group of guards secretly protecting her, Liu Wei said this, in her opinion, it is also a bit of a fuss.

At the moment when Liu Nu lowered his head, a faint smile pulled up at the corner of Liu Bian's mouth, as if he was talking to himself: "But this time it has added a boost to my army." If this king had expected to be true, that person had already known the identity of the second and had come into contact with him in order to take advantage of the fact that he was still young and that many things could not be seen for a while, so that the king would have been led to meet him. ”

After listening to Liu Bian's analysis, Liu Nu's eyes widened, and his face was full of disbelief, even Wang Liu and Wang Zhen, who had always been with Liu Bian, showed a puzzle on their faces.

Liu Wei didn't explain much to them, but just waved his hand at them and said to them: "That's it, don't worry about this matter anymore, stay until the evening, and then worry about it when Tao'er comes." Wang Liu walked on tonight and led them to the back garden of the palace. ”

"No!" After Liu Wei's order, Wang Liu answered, and Wang Zhen sent Liu Wei to the entrance of the back garden and stopped, and watched Liu Wei and Liu Nu enter the garden.

When the afterglow of the remnant sun disappeared at the end of the horizon, and the night quietly took Luoyang into his arms, in the Luoyang Palace, a brazier held up only by a wooden frame was dancing with raging flames.

The flames dancing in the night wind reflected the nearby area, and the entire Luoyang Palace, under the reflection of countless braziers, was like day.

In the front yard of the palace, at intervals, there will be a guard. All of the guards were brightly clad and sculpturally straight.

In a green grass clearing in the back garden of the palace, there is a leisure chair.

Liu Wei, who was dressed in an ink-colored brocade dress, lay leisurely on the leisure chair, holding his child Liu Sheng, who was not yet full of age, in his arms.

Standing behind Liu Wei was not Wang Liu and Wang Zhen, who he often brought with him when he went out, but Guan Qing, who was wearing a man's deep coat.

In the back garden of the palace, Guan Qing was the only woman who was allowed to wear a long sword, standing behind Liu Wei, Guan Qing pressed the hilt of the sword with one hand, standing straight, showing a bit of heroism.

On the ground next to the free chair, there are three low tables, behind the low table on the left, Liu Wei's wife Tang Ji sits, and behind the two low tables on the right, Cai Yan and Tao Huanniang sit respectively.

In addition to Liu Wei's own family, Xu Shu, Pang Tong and the generals of the Luoyang Army were also invited. Even some officials in Luoyang City were summoned by Liu Wei.

Everyone sat in the open space, and the officials and generals exchanged their heads with each other, all whispering something, speculating why Liu Wei invited them to the palace at night.

Compared with the situation where everyone whispered to each other, Liu Wei was much more indifferent and comfortable.

Lying on the leisure chair, he lifted the little Liu Sheng high, made a constant grimace at Liu Sheng, and made little Liu Sheng laugh with a "giggle".

One hand put under Liu Sheng's crotch, I don't know what kind of mentality, Liu Wei actually felt that the diaper stuffed between Liu Sheng's legs was very obstructive.

He first let Liu Sheng's two little feet stand on his chest, ripped off the diaper, and then lifted Liu Sheng up.

"Roar, this little bird has a long ......" raised Liu Sheng, Liu Wei looked at the small ball of flesh between Liu Sheng's two fat calves with a smile on his face, turned his head to Tang Ji on the side and said happily: "The birth is full of exquisiteness, I don't know what it looks like when I grow up." ”

Tang Ji smiled sweetly at Liu Wei with a smile on his face, and reminded softly: "The child doesn't know anything, Your Highness has to be careful that he pees." ”

"Well...... Ah! Just when Liu Wei was lying on the leisure chair and turned his head to tell Tang Ji that it was okay, a stream of heat spit out from Liu Sheng's small insect and sprayed directly into his face, he hurriedly screamed, holding Liu Sheng with both hands, and he didn't dare to let go, until he was watered by the warm heat flow, and then he snorted to the side in a depressed mood.

A bubble of urine was sprinkled on Liu Wei's face, and the little Liu Sheng actually "giggled" and laughed, and the little one seemed to be smiling very happily.

Seeing Liu Sheng urinating on Liu Bian's face, Tang Ji, Cai Yan, Tao Huanniang, and Guan Qing hurriedly came up, Tang Ji hugged the child over, and the others were busy helping Liu Bian wipe his face.

"Why don't you change into a dry shirt for Your Highness!" While helping Liu Wei wipe the urine on his face and neck, Tao Huanniang greeted the maid who was stunned behind her.

The king of Luoyang was urinated on by the little prince, in the eyes of the maids, it was not a trivial matter, they were all scared stupid one by one, until Tao Huanniang greeted him, he came back to his senses, hurriedly responded, and ran to find new clothes and clean water for Liu Wei, ready to help him wipe his body.

At first, everyone who was discussing something with each other didn't notice that Liu Wei was urinated on by Liu Sheng, and it wasn't until Tang Ji and the others made a mess and helped Liu Wei wipe it that they knew what was going on.

Seeing Liu Wei standing up with his chest wet, a group of people were still busy wiping it for him, some people wanted to come forward to help, but they didn't dare to go up because they thought that the princesses were there.

There are also some people, seeing that the King of Luoyang, who is usually high and dignified, is now embarrassed like a chicken in soup, they want to laugh, but they don't dare. One by one, they forced their smiles, as if they were holding back their urine and not daring to spill.

While letting Cai Yan and others help him wipe the urine on his body, Liu Wei looked around at the generals and officials present, and said very depressedly: "Children's house, it's not important to pee......"

"Haha No one dared to laugh if he didn't speak, but when he said this, some officials and generals who couldn't hold back for a long time suddenly laughed back and forth.

Especially Guan Hai, who laughed the most arrogantly, looking at Liu Wei with an embarrassed face, he almost turned his back on his anger without laughing.

Guan Qing, who was helping Liu Wei wipe his clothes, heard her brother laugh the happiest, and turned her head to glare at Guan Hai fiercely.

was glared at by Guan Qing, Guan Hai shrunk his neck and forcibly held back his laughter.

Everyone laughed for a while, and when they remembered that Liu Biannai was the king of Luoyang, they realized that they had all committed the crime of trespassing, and they all lowered their heads, and gradually they didn't dare to say anything anymore.

Seeing that everyone was no longer smiling, Liu Wei, who was full of black lines, had a smile on the corner of his mouth, lay back on the leisure chair, waved his hand to the maids who were holding dry clothes and water, and pulled them back, and said to the people sitting there as if they had nothing to do: "It is said that the urine of the child's house has the effect of driving away evil spirits. What's more, the face of this king is the son of this king, so fortunate to enjoy this family happiness, how happy is this king? When you go back, you can also follow the example of this king and enjoy it. When there is another war in the future, it will be rare to want to live such a life. ”

knew that Liu Wei was looking for a step for himself, and everyone didn't break it, and even a few officials lost no time in patting Liu Wei on the back, saying that they would stay until they went home, and they would also taste the taste of being drenched in urine by their young son.

"Your Royal Highness, General Wang Liu led the two of them and came with a very strange thing!" While everyone was talking, a palace guard ran to Liu Wei who was lying on the free chair, bowed down with his fists, and reported to him.

Hearing that Wang Liu had brought the elephant, Liu Wei sat up straight and said to the guards who reported the news, "Please let them in." ”

The guard answered, took two steps back, then turned around and ran quickly towards the outer garden.

When the guards turned to leave, Liu Wei looked around at the people present and said to everyone: "There is a rare thing in this king today, I want you to open your eyes." ”

In the evening, Liu Wei was summoned to the back garden of the palace, and everyone had already guessed that there must be something important, but they didn't expect that Liu Wei was actually saying that there was something rare, and they wanted them to take a look together.

Knowing that Liu Wei would not spend energy on some luxurious things, everyone had a little more expectations for the rare things he said.