Chapter 90: Squatting and Stepping
There was a problem with the network at home, and it took a long time to come up! The speed card is to die! I'm sorry if the update is slow! "Two stunned, open the door, don't open the door again, believe it or not, brother lit the house with a fire!" Head Zhang patted them and said. As he spoke, he took out his own lighter!
After Hu Hao saw it through the crack in the door, he hurriedly said, "Brother, the house is connected, if you do a little, you will burn down other people's houses!" ”
Head Zhang looked up and looked around, the houses he lives in now are all one family after another, and it's summer, this is really a little bit, if he doesn't pounce in time, he will really burn down other people's houses. Thinking about it, he put the lighter in his pocket,
"Two stunned, if you don't open the door again, my brother will definitely break your legs! Believe it or not! Head Zhang continued to bang on the door and said.
"Brother, I didn't cause trouble this time, really!" Hu Hao hurriedly said.
"You fart, you didn't make trouble, how did the car come about, where did you go!" Head Zhang said,
"Brother, the car is the devil I robbed when I was tired of walking, I'll go, I'll buy cigarettes, I don't have any cigarettes, really, brother, I really didn't cause trouble this time!" Hu Hao shouted in the room.
"Buy cigarettes! Okay, you kid, Brother Yu said to report to the headquarters, so he reported to buy cigarettes! Say where you bought it, how much you bought, what else did you do, if you don't open the door again, Lao Tzu started hitting it with wood, believe it or not! Head Zhang shouted.
When Hu Hao heard Head Zhang say this, he knew in his heart that he couldn't hide this time, so he said: "Brother, I'm really honest when I went out this time, I didn't cause trouble for you, brother, don't beat me up!" Hu Hao said.
"Less nonsense, open the door!" Head Zhang said that after Hu Hao opened the door, Head Zhang rushed up and was about to beat Hu Hao, and Hu Hao circled around the table with him.
Head Zhang couldn't hit it, so he shouted outside the door: "Xiao Li come here!" ”
"Director Zhang, Director Wang has something to do with me, I'll go over first!" Guard Li shouted outside the door, thinking to himself: "Don't get involved with me when your two brothers fight!" I can't afford to mess with that dumbfounder! Otherwise, Zuihou will definitely be the one who suffers! Thinking about it, he ran. Head Zhang had no choice.
"Stop with Lao Tzu, do you hear it! Brother must beat you today, you kid dares to lie to me now, if you don't beat you, you won't be able to fly next time! Hurry up! Head Zhang said while chasing.
"Brother, if you throw the rope out of the door, I'll let you beat it!" Head Zhang said. "Okay" After Zhang finished speaking, he went to the door and threw the rope on the ground, and immediately rushed over to beat Hu Hao, there is no rope Hu Hao is not afraid, Hu Hao has already figured out the moves of this belt.
"Stand biedong for Lao Tzu, how can you fight Lao Tzu! Still moving! If you move again, Lao Tzu will come over with a rope and tie it up and smoke it, believe it or not! Head Zhang said. Hu Hao didn't move, and Head Zhang stopped smoking after two strokes.
If you really want to let yourself beat Hu Hao, you really can't do it, after all, Hu Hao began to follow him out at the age of 12! At that time, the two of them were dependent on each other, and this time they were also angry, Hu Hao, this kid, dared to deceive himself into going out to buy cigarettes, he used to sneak out, and this time the nature of the deception was more bad! So head Zhang wants to warn him, or next time he doesn't know how Hu Hao will lie to himself!
After Commander Zhang pumped a few times, he held his waist and gasped, he was tired from chasing him all the way just now, and now it was almost noon, and it was too hot this day! Say, "Who helped you come up with this idea?" Head Zhang asked.
"I thought of it myself!" Hu Hao lowered his head and said.
"Okay, this brain, there's no problem!" Head Zhang said.
"Brother, there are still problems!" Hu Hao hurriedly said.
"There's a fart, fooling others and fooling Lao Tzu, you pout your ass Lao Tzu will know what kind of shit you pull!" Head Zhang said and looked outside the door, there was no one!
"Okay, don't pretend to be pitiful with Lao Tzu! Does it hurt to smoke your skin so thick a few times? I still choke Lao Tzu tired, now I don't hear Lao Tzu squatting! Head Zhang said.
"Ah, brother, how did you come up with this idea!" As soon as Hu Hao heard that he was still in elementary school and junior high school, there were some perverted teachers' punishment methods, how could this head of the regiment be!
"Less nonsense, my brother learned from a carpenter master in the past two days, and he punished his apprentice with this trick, hurry up, you have practiced martial arts and know how to squat, don't hurry up!" Head Zhang said,
"Ahh It's really squatting, brother, why don't you smack me a few more times! This way is a bit perverted! Hu Hao said a little worriedly,
"Lao Tzu doesn't smoke, I'm tired of smoking, hurry up and hear it, the time to squat two pillars of incense, don't hurry up!" Hu Hao picked up the belt and was about to smoke, but Hu Hao hurriedly squatted down!
"Are you squatting or! Raise your ass a little higher! Biedong, that's all! Now brother go and give you some incense! As soon as Captain Zhang spoke, he went into the house to get incense, and Hu Hao immediately stood up! When Captain Zhang came out and finished lighting the incense, Hu Hao hurriedly squatted down again!
After the head of Zhang lit the incense, he said, "Just squat, brother, go see what you got and come back!" Head Zhang said and entered the house again, Hu Hao stood up and sat on the stool!
"Stinky boy, where did the Japanese flag come from!" Head Zhang asked from inside.
"Robbed the devil in the city headquarters!" Hu Hao shouted outside, and immediately squatted when he heard Captain Zhang rushing out! Head Zhang came out with the Japanese flag bag haode things, and just now Hu Hao took out the bag when he put the money in the box!
"Brother, let's see what you grabbed and come back," he said, and opened the package! I saw that there were all kinds of inkstones inside, and there was also an ink stick!
"Second stunned, you go to the devil headquarters and take these things out! Yes! What about the map, what about the defense map, what about the devil's files! Why not take it! Head Zhang said.
"Ahh I didn't expect it, I thought it was quite haode, so I took it out, brother, the one in your hand is Parker's, and it's also American! Very valuable! Hu Hao squatted there and pointed to the pen in Captain Zhang's hand and said to Captain Zhang.
"You bastard, he, damn, these shitty things have a ghost use, what Lao Tzu wants is a map, a devil's defense map! You bastard. Saying that, he rushed up again to smoke Hu Hao, but Hu Hao quickly stood up and began to hide. Head Zhang twitched a few times and saw that Hu Hao still stood up and hid, so he said,
"Squat for Lao Tzu!" As he spoke, he went back to look at those things. "What the! Next time, I remember that the devil's command will get the devil's map and arming map back to Lao Tzu.,These things have a fart! ”
As he spoke, he took the pen and stuffed it into the breast pocket of his jacket. "This pen is good! It's nice to hang up! And what about the things, isn't there a big bag? Why is there only one bag of cigarettes left in the house? Head Zhang asked.
"Ahh It's just a bag! Hu Hao pretended to be stupid and said.
"Fart, when Lao Tzu is blind! I can't see one bag or two bags clearly! Let's talk about where it's hidden, don't say that Lao Tzu turned it out by himself, and you feel good! Head Zhang said. Recommend another book of your own that has been put on the shelves: everyone is welcome to click and read it! xiexie! [bookid=2716694,bookname="The President of a Super University"]