The door was pushed open, and Tang San looked at Duan Yun: "Boss Duan, you go quickly, don't mess with my father." ”

Duan Yun smiled: "It's all said, I really call him Uncle Tang Hao...... Let's go to the waterfall together? Look at how the blue silver grass inside grows, does the farm manure work, if the farm manure doesn't work, let's dig it up and plant it outside! ”

Tang San hurriedly shook his head: "Don't go!" ”

Duan Yun: "Okay, then I'll go, go home and get a hoe...... I'm good at picking up my hoe! ”

After speaking, he turned around and left with the wild fruit.

Is this worth it?

Touch!

Tang Hao rushed out, grabbed Duan Yun's neck, and lifted Duan Yun up as if he was grabbing a little chicken: "Little rabbit, dare to climb the waterfall?" Not afraid of falling to death? Believe it or not, I'm going to head Jack to complain? ”

Are you afraid that I will dig up your wife?

Duan Yun pouted and said, "Below the waterfall is a lake, you can't die if you fall into the water!" ”

Tang Hao: "Don't go, dare to let me know that you are going to climb the waterfall in the future, without the village chief Jack, I will discipline you for him!" ”

Duan Yun: "Pinch my neck?" Lock my throat, huh? You can choke my people, but you can't choke my heart, you always have a time when you are not at home, right? I'll climb while you're not at home, I'll climb up, climb down, climb up again, I'll climb down again, and I'll be mad at you! ”

Ahhh

I'm angry, God, please take this bear child.

Tang Hao's teeth itched, he could be regarded as watching Duan Yun grow up, if he was a child from another village, maybe he would have to pinch it to death in his hands.

Tang Hao took a deep breath, his angry expression was forcibly soothed, and it was replaced by a smiling face: "Xiaoyun, uncle shouldn't have murdered you just now...... How about your uncle forging a toy knife for you? You go to the back mountain to cut down trees, you can toss as much as you want, don't climb the waterfall, it's too dangerous. ”

As he spoke, he gently put down Duan Yun and tidied up Duan Yun's clothes.

Tang San followed: "Boss Duan, listen to my father, he is also for your good, don't be too naughty." ”

Duan Yun raised his neck: "For my good?" He kicked me drunk for my own good? ”

Tang San rolled his eyes: "Again?" ”

Duan Yun: "This is a stain on your father's life, and I plan to let my son know it in the future." ”

Tang Hao shuddered...... Oh my God, that's too much of a grudge, isn't it? I regret it, I shouldn't have been impulsive in the first place, I shouldn't have kicked him with the strength of the wine.

At this time, Duan Yun suddenly spoke: "But if I don't want to climb the waterfall, it's okay, as long as Uncle Tang Hao is willing to agree to my three conditions, I will never go to the waterfall to have fun in the future!" ”

Tang Hao's eyes lit up: "What conditions, you say." ”

Duan Yun raised a finger: "The first condition...... Don't go to Grandpa Jack to complain in the future! ”

Tang Hao hesitated, to be honest, he was used to sueling, every time he saw Duan Yun being naughty, the first thing he thought of was to sue.

Every time he heard that Duan Yun was beaten by Village Chief Jack again, Tang Hao would be secretly refreshed for a long time, and he would drink a few more sips of wine.

It's a problem that needs to be fixed.

Tang Hao's afterglow swept Tang San's eyes...... Well, if Duan Yun causes trouble again in the future, let Xiao San go to sue.

Tang Hao: "Okay, I promise you, I won't sue in the future!" ”

Duan Yun was overjoyed in his heart: "The second condition, you have to quit drinking in the future, even if you can't quit, the amount of alcohol must be reduced by at least half...... I'm not sympathetic to Xiao San, I just think you're damaging the appearance of the Holy Soul Village! ”

Tang San was grateful in his heart, obviously he didn't expect Duan Yun to put forward such a condition.

Dad's addiction to alcohol is well known in the Holy Soul Village, and he is drunk and dreams of death every day, so it is definitely a good thing if he can quit drinking or drink less.

Thinking of this, Tang San was even more grateful...... Good brother, morality, Boss Duan must have put forward this condition for me.

Tang Hao frowned slightly, and looked at Duan Yun unexpectedly: "This condition ......!" ”

Duan Yun raised his eyebrows: "What?" Is it hard? Don't stop me, I'm going to the village toilet to dig up manure...... Then pour it all into the small lake under the waterfall, and turn the small lake into a manure tank first. ”

"Huh? Don't mind! ”

Tang Hao said helplessly: "I didn't say no, can't I agree?" ”

Duan Yun stretched out his finger: "A gentleman is hard to chase after a horse, let's hook our fingers!" ”

Ay!

Tang Hao sighed, and hooked his finger with Duan Yun without love.

Duan Yun: "Drink less wine, and you can save some money for your family...... I suspect that your wine money is all forged scythes cut corners and saved, the scythe I bought from you last time turned out to be a wooden handle, I would not have bought it if I had known! ”

Wooden handles?

Is it good that the scythe used to cut grass in the village is all wooden? Do you still want to change to an iron handle? Besides, did I force you to buy it? Obviously, you fooled away from me with three copper soul coins.

Tang Hao gritted his teeth and said: "The third condition, let's say it!" ”

Coughing lightly, Duan Yun's expression became serious: "The third condition ...... Tomorrow, Deacon Su Yuntao of the Martial Soul Branch of Notting City will do a martial soul test for the children in the village, and the junior must go with me to participate in the martial soul test. ”

Tang San was overjoyed in his heart and looked at Tang Hao expectantly.

Tang Hao's face turned pale, and he waved his hand suddenly: "No, the first two conditions are fine, but the junior can't participate in the martial soul test!" ”

Tang San hurriedly said, "Why?" ”

Tang Hao: "In short, it just doesn't work, if you dare to steal, I will break your legs!" ”

Tang San's eyes turned red, and he only felt extremely aggrieved.

Duan Yun was angry, and arched his hand: "Don't speculate for more than half a sentence, take your leave...... Wait until I get home and get my hoe! ”

I...... My TM mentality collapsed!

Tang Hao's head was bulging, and he roared, "Duan Yun, you...... You're mad at me! Okay, can't I say yes? Can't I let Xiao San take the martial soul test? ”

Duan Yun's expression immediately became grinning: "Uncle Tang Hao, do you eat fruit?" I'll wash you one? It's sweet! ”

Touch!

Tang Hao's chest was heaving with anger, but he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he simply slammed the door and went back to the house.

Out of sight is pure, he really doesn't want to see Duan Yun, a bear child, again.

At this moment, Tang Hao suddenly discovered a problem, he and Duan Yunming didn't seem to have taken much advantage of fighting in secret for several years.

Little San, let's fight for your father, and quickly find an opportunity to beat Duan Yun.

I'm an elder, so it's hard to beat him, otherwise I would have beaten him a long time ago.

Outside the house, Tang San bowed deeply to Duan Yun: "Boss Duan, thank you!" ”

Duan Yun grabbed Tang San's shoulders: "You are my little brother, you are mixed with me, and you should be covered...... Look at this time, Widow Wang should be taking a bath, brother, I'll take you to her house for a walk? ”

Oh my God, what's going on in the head of a six-year-old?

Tang San: "Boss Duan, you are actually this kind of person?" ”

Duan Yun: "The melons in the backyard of Widow Wang's house are ripe, while she is taking a bath, let's go pick two and taste them." ”

Tang San: "......!" ”

Duan Yun: "When I get to Widow Wang's house, I will monitor her to take a bath, and you will secretly go to the backyard to pick melons...... Rest assured, I'll let you know as soon as she comes out of the tub. ”

Tang San: "......!" ”

Continuously reversing, Tang San suddenly had a feeling of being flashed.

Duan Yun: "Little San, I feel that your father loves me more than you." ”

Tang San: "?? Love you?? My dad wants to strangle you, right? ”

Duan Yun stretched out a finger and shook it: "From love to hate...... You see, in order to prevent me from climbing the waterfall, he actually promised me so many conditions, isn't it what does he love me? What about you? If he doesn't let you go, he just beats you up. ”

Tang San: "......!" ”