Chapter 1017: The Thing to Guard
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When I was busy complaining about the princess of the 100,000 festival exercises, before I knew it, the sky was already dark, when the last boxy stone slab was pressed to the ground, closely connected with other stone slabs, forming a complete and beautiful stone lawn, and then reinforced by the red and white princess with rune paper, I breathed a sigh of relief.
Although it is not hard work, it still requires a little patience, and it is really pitiful to think that this undisciplined princess used to do it alone.
"Thanks to the Wu, the work was completed a lot ahead of schedule, and it would take two days for one person." At this time, the red and white princess still has a princess etiquette, and she salutes me very politely and thanks.
"It's not a big deal, I'm hungry, it's time to get some dinner to fill my stomach." Looking at the darkening sky, I ask a more practical question.
"It's rude to let a distinguished guest go hungry to help." The red and white princess bowed and apologized.
"Wait a minute." As she spoke, she turned around and came to the door of the worship hall, put the long-hidden money box on it, clapped her little hands, as if assembling the last part of the precision instrument, took a few steps back, and looked at the final result with satisfaction.
Then go back and look at the cash box. He looked at me again, and made a strong gaze like "chirp~~~".
"Okay, okay, I understand, let's celebrate the completion of the shrine's repair, and I'm also one of the collaborators, why do I have to pay for it?"
Unable to stand the gaze of the greedy princess, I stepped forward, came to the cash box, and took out a few gold coins and threw them in.
Hmph, we're also Rogge's third stingy. Want more? There are no doors.
"Thank you very much." The red and white princess looked at the lonely gold coins with a blank expression. He fell into the cash box and turned around and walked towards the back of the mountain.
"I'm going to prepare some mountain spring water, so I'll make do with it tonight."
"Does that stuff fill your stomach?" I flipped the soul coffee table in anger, helpless. Under the threat of starvation. He took out dozens of gold coins and threw them into the money box.
"No way. It's not an option to make the cold guest hungry, I'll go and see if there's anything left in the rice bowl, maybe I can catch some bugs and meat in it. â
"I don't want that kind of meat!" After a lot of hardships. I came back from hell, slept for three days, and worked hard to repair the shrine, and I was already hungry, and I wanted a good meal, no matter what, instead of rice steamed worms.
Helplessly, this time I took out two full fist-sized bags and poured about 100 gold coins into the money box.
"Maybe there's a little bit of wild vegetables in the backyard, and the rice really needs to have a side dish to be king, mm-huh." A smile finally appeared on the red and white princess's face, and her steps became brisk.
At this point, I don't just want to eat delicious, but curiosity urges me to continue, wanting to find out the lower limit of the 100,000 festival princess.
So next came more than a thousand gold coins, hum, how's that?
When I raised my head, I saw that the steps of the red and white princess were already fluttering, and the smile on her face was even brighter.
"When the guest arrives, you must prepare wine and good food anyway, remember that there is still some bacon in the cabinet, by the way, the wine of the watermelon guy should be hidden there, and get a few pots over, hum~~~"
Oh oh oh, happily humming a minor tune, good reaction, what's next? Look at this trick.
I dug through my inventory and found ten Broken Gems and threw them in.
I don't know what kind of money box it is, and the sound of gold coins clattering into it is completely different from the sound of gems, as if the boxes will have the value of each offering.
I was stunned when I saw the gem fall, and the money box made a magical sound of effect.
"Oops, oops, it's really a waste of money for your guests, the little woman is not well prepared, please forgive me."
Turning around, in the blink of an eye, the red and white princess who walked to the backyard returned to me at the speed of light that stunned me, like a perfect and impeccable witch, with dignified, elegant, and noble etiquette, ten fingers touched the ground, and made a bow.
"Wait a minute, I'll go and change my clothes, and be sure to greet your guests with the utmost solemnity, or prepare a prayer dance before dinner is ready?"
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This guy ...... In front of the gold coins, there was really no discipline at all.
"Forget about the prayer dance, hurry up and prepare me dinner." I touched my stomach, although I really wanted to see what the prayer dance was, but I thought that the red and white princess was only one person, and she couldn't be separated, if she danced the prayer dance, who would make dinner? Under the threat of starvation, I succumbed to my appetite.
"Please come in and drink tea, please later, dinner will be ready soon."
"Uh-huh...... Good. "Suddenly became polite, dignified and virtuous red and white princess, but I didn't feel comfortable and scratched my head.
No, since we've already done that......
I looked at the cash box, and Rog's third miserly soul was snarling to stop himself from doing something stupid.
However, perhaps it was the curiosity of the two tails that I couldn't help but pull out hundreds of broken gems, gritted my teeth and threw them inside.
An even more eerie sound came from the cash box, which made me frightened and inexplicable, and I saw that the red and white princess, who had already moved forward and was about to introduce me into the room for a good reception, suddenly stopped in her footsteps, and her body stiffened.
Then, she turned her head tremblingly, and the dignified temperament just now was swept away, and she looked at me with teary eyes.
Hey, hey, hey, moved to cry? It's too exaggerated, you princess is too cheap!
"Sure enough, I knew that Wu's ambition was more than that. I've been eyeing me for a long time, right, at this time, this kind of opportunity is difficult, even if I am a victim, I can't help but want to praise me, worthy of being the first harem man in the Dark Continent. â
The red and white princess bit her lips lightly, with a coquettish posture, tears flashed, and Chu Chu said pitifully.
"Something that you don't have. Be all abroad. When did I get my eye on you? What's the matter with the harem man! What's wrong with me, is there something wrong with the offering? "I can't bear to be so inexplicably slandered.
"Do you still want to deny it? Clearly...... Obviously, the hospitality just now is already the highest level that the shrine can handle. The vultures also continued to double their offerings. It's clearly ......"
Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes. The red and white princess clenched her fists and looked at the night sky.
"But it can't be helped, rules are rules. Bet on the dignity of the princess of the witch family, and you have to obey it, there is no higher standard of hospitality, then create your own zĂ o, if you use my ice clear jade body to serve the dishes......"
"Is the rule of the witch clan to sell festivals?!!! I spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and it turned out to be ...... This 100,000 festival princess, she actually wants to use a female [beep] to hold something, and sure enough, there is no end to the lower limit of discipline, I shouldn't have tried it in the first place.
"Could it be...... Do you want to save it for the evening? The red and white princess stepped back and looked at me with more moist, helpless and pitiful eyes.
"The premise was wrong at the beginning, I never thought that you would use your body to serve, it's better to be alone in your own delusional bastard!" I couldn't take it anymore, gasping for breath and not complaining about the discomfort.
"Really? It's a shame. â
"It's not a pity at all! And the position of the person who said this should be reversed! â
"Oh, could it be that Wu actually feels sorry in his heart?" The red and white princess took a small sip and looked at me with a smile in her charming eyes.
Oops, I lost my mouth for a while, and I was caught by her.
My old face was flushed, my fists were clenched, and I couldn't wait to sacrifice the German-style arch bridge again: "Enough, you bastard, is the rule for treating distinguished guests to ridicule each other?" â
"It's disrespectful, I'll go and prepare right now." With a brisk smile, the red and white princess quickly walked to the side room next to the main hall.
With this guy, it's really easy to lose power.
Looking at the disappearing back of the red and white princess, and then looking at the cash box, I want to cry without tears, is this considered a loss of people and money? I stupid, I stupid!
The speed of the red and white princess was so fast, I didn't finish a pot of tea, and the steaming dishes were already served one after another, and sure enough, there was wine and meat, and the color and flavor were complete, so that I, who had eaten crusty rat meat and clear noodle soup in the hell world for almost half a year, just smelled this fragrance, and my stomach roared violently.
"Well, it's delicious, you guy, your craftsmanship is unexpectedly good."
I couldn't wait to take a bite and put it in my mouth, my eyes widened and I praised, whether this product is really good, or because I haven't eaten delicious food for too long, this kind of thing doesn't need to be thought about, just eat it.
"It's over, come on, come on, please have a drink."
The advantage of enshrined so much money is that the red and white princess added a dignified and beautiful red robe to her body at some point, which is a bit similar to the style of the Holy Moon Virtuous Wolf...... Belch...... Unexpectedly......
What's going on, ahem, it's a little, there's a little bit of amazing feeling that makes people's hearts pound, just a little, just a little bit.
To hide the heat on my face, I picked up the glass that the red and white princess had poured and drank it all.
"This wine tastes really good, although I can't tell you the taste, but it's completely different from what I've drunk before."
"Yes, this is the only brewing in the world, only that race, that person can brew." Hearing me say this, the red and white princess smiled.
"But be careful, the wine has a lot of stamina." As she spoke, the red and white princess stretched out her chopsticks with an elegant posture, held them in her small hands, and took some vegetables to my bowl.
Being served like this, I really feel like a noble lord.
"It's embarrassing to be weird, you can eat it too, you don't have to serve."
"How does this work?"
"I'm a distinguished guest, just say okay."
"Then it's disrespectful."
As soon as the words fell, a flash of red flashed in front of her eyes, and the dignified red robe on the red and white princess was lifted off and turned around in front of her eyes. Suddenly disappeared like magic, and then, the red and white princess, who was wearing a normal armpit witch costume and was very familiar to me, appeared in front of me, with an extra bowl in her hand, and ate it by herself.
This guy probably expected me to say this.
Seeing that the red and white princess changed so quickly, she suddenly changed from a witch serving a distinguished guest to a host of guests. I hate it with a bit of itchy teeth.
But. I would even say something like "a normal and familiar armpit witch costume", it seems that my three views have been almost ruined by this witch princess.
The two of them were swept away by a gust of wind and clouds, and it didn't take long for a while. More than a dozen dishes were all eaten.
"It's full. Full. You can die without regrets. "I slapped my bulging belly and lay down lazily, feeling like I was in heaven. I don't even want to open my eyes.
"Tea." After being full of wine and food, the tea god witch naturally prepared another pot of tea and handed it over.
"Thank you." I sat up and couldn't wait to take a sip of hot tea, the sweet taste of tea flowed down my taste buds into the internal organs, soothing my full stomach, and making people feel refreshed all over my body, and every cell in my body seemed to be happy and happy.
"Here...... Are you alone? â
"Father is there, too." The red and white princess pointed to the cash box that was placed outside.
"Have you used enough of this meme!"
"I was laughing so quickly just now." The red and white princess smiled with relief.
"My purse is crying, bastard! And that weird effect sound turned out to be laughter? I think it's better for you to do an exorcism with the cash box, because you might be possessed by something strange. â
As soon as I said this, my neck was cold, and I felt as if something had passed by, and I touched it uneasily.
"My father just said, 'Great, I've made a good friend.'"
"It's the right to find the wronged big money owner!"
"Please be sure to continue to be friends with him, my father said."
"Do you still want to keep squeezing my wallet?!"
"It's not impossible to use beauty when necessary."
"Is there such a father? Is there really such a father?! And what kind of good friend is this! â
"How can there be pure friendship between men and women, my father said."
"Oh, I said something serious."
"So let's just put medicine in the tea."
"Poof!!" I squirted out a sip of tea.
"You...... You ......."
"It's rude, because the guests refused to pray for the dance, so I can only simply prepare a cross talk for the guests to enjoy, as a pastime after the meal.
"Don't let the distinguished guests come to perform cross talk for the distinguished guests, you big idiot!" I smacked the knife and hit the red and white princess on the forehead.
Alas, the stomach that felt like it had just been eaten began to empty again.
"Anyway......" I glanced around the room.
"Are you really the only one at the shrine?"
Although it is a small shrine, it is still too big for one person, and the space is a little more open.
"Father's ......"
"That's enough for me!"
"Mother's ......"
"Remember the last time you said you were dead, right?"
"Hmm."
I was silent for a moment: "In other words, you are the only one?" â
"Father's ......"
"That's enough! I'm going to smash the cash box, asshole! â
"Normally, it's right to be alone." Hearing that the money box was in danger, this thing immediately replied seriously, there was really nothing to do with her.
"Usually?"
"Yes, there are still a few diners, who will come over from time to time to rub their food or something, help drive away the bastards of the Red Devil Pavilion or something, and they never want to be worshipped." The red and white princess said indignantly.
So the last point is the point!
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