"Ahh Relaxation channel? Labor and management believe that you are a ghost, if labor and management are looking at your game, I will ..... someone"

"Player No. 13468: Xu Xian Dare Grass Snake, now I inform you that you have been qualified to enter the game first, do you want to enter the game?"

"Enter, enter, enter!" Ma someone nodded again and again!

With a familiar and unfamiliar twist, Ma returned to the game scene that had been so amazing before.

Even if it's not the first time he sees it, he still thinks it's amazing, the game screen is really all in the market, and when he went back to play the [Titan] produced by Heavy Rain once here, he felt like paper paste, and he couldn't play anymore.

This time he wouldn't make the same mistake as last time, so he raised his feet and walked outside the Green Titan operating room, ready to queue up for seconds!

"Hey, this brother, seeing that you are dignified and extraordinary, do you want to consider joining our developer team?"

"Developers?" Ma was stunned for a moment, and then shook his head again and again: "I can't, it is said on the Internet that the developer team is in the third year of high school all day long, and I am not so masochistic." ”

"Prejudice!" The young man with glasses immediately said with a straight face: "This is prejudice, Brother Tai must have read the post of that unscrupulous Grandpa Lu to think so, right?" ”

"Uh..... Isn't that post true? ”

"Of course not!" Developers are young and serious.

"But.... But I've heard that the officials have expressed their gratitude for his post....."

"That's just because his post is hot and has a publicity effect, so the official will thank him, but this doesn't mean that he has no prejudice against our profession!"

Ma: "That..... Developers don't really have to do questions? ”

"I still have to do it, but it's not as exaggerated as the kid from the Lu family said, doing the questions is just a course applied by developer players, but those are basics, our developers and players are all taking the high-end route in the later stage, either a great sage, an arcane mage, or a mecha controller, which one is not more high-end than these green-skinned beasts that move bricks? The reason why the learning of the basics is arranged is to reflect the realism of the game, think about it, if you sit in a mecha and are not familiar with the mechanics, just press a button and move a joystick, what is the difference between that and a normal arcade game? ”

"This ......" Ma looked confused, feeling that what the other party said seemed to be quite reasonable, and then hesitated: "Can ..... I had a very poor score in science, and I only scored 200 points in the college entrance examination. ”

"That's not important, we have the most scientific teaching method here, to ensure that you enter the state in an instant, indulge in the ocean of knowledge, and all kinds of knowledge we have here, are studios looking for professional professors to compile courses, completely in line with reality, you can use it outside after learning, this is equivalent to free training, do you know how high a computer training course is now in those training institutions outside? Peking University Jade Bird is now going to have 80,000 federal coins for a course! ”

"Uh..... Can.... I'm here to play the game....."

"Who isn't?" The young man put up his glasses and said, "Do you think this kind of opportunity to learn things and experience the joy of games can be found anywhere?" What kind of business do you do in reality? ”

"Moving bricks ....."

"That's it, you see you move bricks in reality, and you have to move bricks when you come to the game, what's the point? Don't you want to experience what it's like to sit in an office? ”

"I don't want to ....." Ma shook his head: "Those who sit in the office for a month don't earn more than half of what I earn, and they are easy to be bald....."

"That's not a question of how much money you make, it's a matter of life attitude, classmates, don't be blinded by money, people still have to learn if they want to progress, he can only move bricks for a lifetime, and study? It's more diverse, don't you want to be a high-end mage, or a high-end mecha? ”

"This ....." Ma hesitated slightly, feeling that what the other party said seemed to be reasonable, he was actually quite interested in the profession of the Faye, and he was full of yearning for the mecha, when he was a child, he liked to watch the old version of Gundam, and he liked Iron Man more than Hulk in Marvel.

Under the flickering of his own needs and the chatter of the other party, Ma finally decided to go over and take a look at the details about the developer....

Seeing this, several old players next to him shook their heads: "See? Those unscrupulous developers are fooling newcomers again....."

"It's just, it's too undisciplined....."

"By the way, why don't you debunk it when you make accusations like this?" A newcomer to the Green Titan who had just been here for two days asked weakly.

"Debunk what? You're new here, aren't you? I don't know if these guys are bad? Shall we, honest men, be offended? Behind them is a serious dog planner, can you afford to provoke us? ”

"Dog planning? Who? ....." the new player curious.

"I'll wipe it, you don't know the rain girl without melons? Newcomer, you are really lucky, you met the kind-hearted me, and it was fate to meet, I will give you a popularization of the three biggest guys in our base today! ”

"Oh?" The new player was stunned for a moment, and then had a teachable expression: "That's a good feeling, brother tell me about it...." ”

"You're welcome?" The old player smiled when he heard this, and when he got motivated, he smiled and said: "It's also to popularize the minefield for you, so as not to be wronged later, first of all, tell you about the backstage of these dog developers: Rain Girl has no melon, it is rumored that she has been admitted to the game studio, and she has the power to seal the account, if you don't want the number to be gone, it's best not to offend her!" ”

"I'm rubbing, so blatant? I'm afraid this isn't the daughter of the game creation team, right? The new player was speechless.

"Who knows....." the veteran pouted.

"And what else?" The new player hurriedly asked.

"The second is the first flower spirit in the base, commonly known as the dog emperor, the dog training professional household of the elf clan, now helping the lord temporarily manage all the hatched dogs in the base, and he is also a big guy, you provoke him, he can hint that the group of dead dogs gnawed your house away, I tell you, the lord will not make up for you if the house is gone, and if you don't have a dormitory, you can only sleep on the grass outside this green titan body, and maybe there is a lump of cow next to you when you wake up!"

"I'll ..... So bite? The new player who had just received the dormitory was stunned: "What kind of dog is that?" So powerful? Gnawing on the house? ”

"I don't know, Lord Lord said it was a star-swallowing dog, and we looked at it as an enhanced version of Erha, hey..... Fucking it! ”

"That.... And the third? The player asks again.

Speaking of the third one, the old player looked around vigilantly, and then lowered his voice and said, "You should have heard of the third one, which is the most popular soap brother in our base!" ”

"It?" The new player was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and said, "It.... Isn't it amazing?"

Brother Soap is very popular in the game column, and the posts that care about what it turns into are about to break 10,000!

Old player: "You newcomers must have heard Grandpa Lu's post about this guy, and many newcomers are very curious and come to tease him, but in fact, that guy is not very good-tempered, and often takes revenge on those players who point fingers at him!" ”

"How?" The new player was stunned and curious.

"That guy has a special talent for secreting a kind of synovial fluid, and once it is applied to you, you can only become like him immediately!"

"Also turned into soap??" New players exclaimed.

"That's not it.... But it's not much worse! The old player said with a cold face as if he remembered something: "Once the slime is all over the body, you are as slippery as it, you can't stand firm, you can't catch anything, you can only learn from him to slide on the ground, that day a dozen Hulks slid around in the desert, you don't know how spicy the picture is, they begged for more than ten hours to let the big guy take away the synovial fluid, from then on the old man of the base, no one dared to offend that guy." ”

"Hiss......" The new player gasped and thought: There is still this kind of anti-heaven skill?

"That.... Can't you prevent it in advance? ”

"How can I prevent it?" The old player rolled his eyes and said: "That guy is elusive, he can get into it anywhere, even our closed dormitory, it can get in through a little crack in the door, it's just a strange species, so stay away when I see that big guy in the future." ”

New Player: "Oh......"

Just when he wanted to ask again, suddenly the system prompted: "The new map teleportation has been opened, please meet the qualified players at the map mouth as soon as possible, friendly reminder: This map is limited to teleportation once a day, the time is 12 o'clock at noon, please arrange the time reasonably, thank you!" ”

"Ouch..... It's time....." The old player who was originally gossiping looked shocked when he heard the prompt, and hurriedly said: "Then buddy, I won't accompany you, play by yourself, I'll send you a private message later." ”

New Player: "Uh..... Wait a minute, dude, that's... New maps, are we really new arrivals not going? ”

"What do you think? The newcomer will move bricks honestly, don't think about what you don't have, I advise you to hurry up and work to earn points, don't wait for more people behind you to have money and can't apply for training courses, then you are getting farther and farther away from the new map, that's it, so do it yourself, newcomer, you still have a long way to go....."

"Hey, the elf lady over there, do you want to team up? The points are three or seven, I am three and you are seven, eh, don't go, or twenty-eight....."