Chapter 1217: The Handmaiden's Counterattack

I don't know if it's Artoria's meaning, or if this yellow maid is good at asserting, but when I returned to the door of the Mage Guild, I found that I was followed by two small tails.

Little Tail, naturally the princess of Sanwu, this maid with no sense of existence, even if she is put in the command camp, she will be ignored, and no one will leave things to her.

Therefore, instead of letting her stand there and occupy the precious space, it is better to simply stay by her side, saving this little guy who is like a wild cat, who will not know where to run if he is not careful, and no one will take care of it, and run to study her Shen Demon eating habits, study the breeding behavior of crusty mice, and the psychological world and other topics.

The little tail is Jeluka, I thought she slipped back to Artoria unconsciously, but I didn't expect to follow behind all the time, anyway, do you also want to learn the nothingness skills of the three-no princess?

"Why did you come with me, is it okay for Artoria not to go back and serve her?"

Staring at the big eyes for a while, I still couldn't help but speak first, I always feel that if you keep staring, this undisciplined maid can accompany you to stare at the world.

"Oh, didn't His Royal Highness the Prince say that he was scared hahahaha, I decided to vent my heart on your jade body as beautiful and delicate as flowers tonight, and obediently go back to the room to strip naked and prepare expired contraceptives, right?"

As always, he replied without discipline, and the tone was full of imitation.

"No, no, no, I haven't said anything like this, I haven't said it at all, you maid, take 10,000 steps back, even if I am possessed by the Duke of Beasts, why do I have to prepare expired contraceptives? This is completely a forcible sale, and what is this delicate jade body as beautiful as a flower, isn't this the line of a narcissistic novel with himself as the protagonist?

"I'm telling you the truth, what's wrong?"

The purple hair behind the root of the ear, lightly jumped, like a purple fairy flying in the wind, this yellow maid showed a faint quiet smile, against the backdrop of the night, the slim posture, more and more like a blooming purple tulip as delicate and mysterious.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem!!"

I coughed heavily, my eyes rolled a few times, how to answer this question.

If you have to tell the truth, the purple elf maid in front of her, even if she uses delicate flowers, warm jade, white new snow or something to describe her female body, she can't fully express that sense of gorgeousness, but if she praises too honestly, she will get carried away again.

That's right, at this time, you can only use Wu's original diversion topic**.

"The sun is shining so brightly today."

Covering my forehead and looking up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, I tried to make my eyes squint as if I had really seen the sun, and my face reflected the dazzling brilliance of the sun.

Jeroka: "......"

Morissa: "......"

Then, I saw that little Jasmine lowered her head and wrote something in the small notebook, as if she had released the inspiration that she had been holding back for several days, and breathed a long sigh of relief.

"What are you writing again?" I curiously took a look at it, and suddenly fell to the ground.

There is no night in my world, the Duke of the Beast who professes his life by day.

"You're really good at digging for material, bastard."

My face was like an asura who had just crawled out of hell, and I drilled the temples of this princess, letting her expressionless sigh look very fake, but in fact, I really couldn't really ignore the screams.

"What's new?"

The maid of the yellow duan held the little hand of the princess of Sanwu with sparkling eyes, and kept shaking it up and down.

"This time I must have a sneak peek, if I can ...... the manuscript No, the first book of the first edition is fine, please give it to me. ”

Enduring the pain coming from her temples, Princess Sanwu gave her fans a thumbs up.

"I said you two, !!!!"

Under the night sky, my helpless roar echoed high.

"Hey, haven't they come back yet?"

When I entered the house, there was no one in the blind light, probably still busy in the command camp, the two game programs arranged by the league today, the schedule was very tight, and even I had a feeling of being out of breath (mainly because of the trouble caused by the old drunkard's old bastard), not to mention the two girls, Linya and Lena.

At this time, instead of returning to the command camp to help them, it is better to prepare dinner at home and boil hot water, so that the girls who have been tired from a long day can take a hot bath and eat hot meals when they return.

Jeruka and Little Jasmine also felt so, and the three of them changed into the clothes they wore at home, tied their aprons, and did what they said.

I'm going to show you a little bit of it...... Hmph, Bendruid has been working hard for many years!!

After a few clicks, I wiped the sweat on my forehead, looked at the table full of cleaned vegetables and fresh meat, clean and seemed to be shining, and I was smiling gratefully at myself, and suddenly a sense of satisfaction arose.

Then drink tea and go.

"Sizzle"

There was a crackle in the kitchen, and occasionally a burst of extremely black flames could be seen, and before long, another purple unknown gas spilled out of it, and a cockroach that had survived Veras's hand never came out again.

Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang!!

I shuddered, but my body was sweating in the winter, is this the kitchen or Frankenstein's real room?!

It's really okay to let the two of them mess around in the kitchen, right? No, no, no, even if the princess is not very reliable, at least isn't there a food made by Jieluka? It's impossible to put her expired birth control pills in it.

I forced myself to settle down and continue drinking tea.

After a while, both Jeluka and little Jasmine came out of the kitchen, took off their aprons, and looked like they were ready for everything.

"Ready?"

The two maids looked at each other strangely and nodded.

The three of them gathered around a table, silently drinking tea, waiting for the others to return.

It's such a nice atmosphere, I squinted my eyes as I held my teacup.

After a day of work, the body was moistened by the hot tea, and the three-no princess and the yellow maid who were born wrong, it was rare for them to sit together quietly without adding chaos to themselves.

Perhaps this moment should be solemnly recorded in my autobiography.

No, wait.

Wait a minute, I'll talk to my own festival bottle first, the following delusions are pure fiction, and they don't represent my own will, so please keep the few things left in it tighter, really please!!

Bowing three times to the jar, I began to ponder.

As the saying goes, it's good to think about it.

Although the current state cannot be said to be food and clothing, the body that warms up the hot tea can barely be considered so.

And then what?

The small light bulb in his head began to flicker brightly and dimly.

Let me start by analyzing the environment in front of me.

Outside: A lonely tent in the middle of the wilderness in the dark and windy night.

Although Carlos's tent is across a jungle, it is thousands of meters away, and besides, this guy has not yet returned home, so it can be regarded as a deserted area within a radius of ten miles, which means that "you shout, even if you shout in your throat, no one can hear it".

Look inside, under the dim and ambiguous light, the young and strong druids are sitting together with two delicate and beautiful maids, less than a meter apart, and the seductive warm fragrance wafting from the opposite side is constantly stimulating the nose.

It's like two fat little lambs, swimming happily in front of the mouth of the big bad wolf, and you can enjoy the delicious taste just by opening your mouth slightly.

As long as the small tent is replaced with an eerie castle, and a few lightning thunders and downpours are added to the dark night sky, then this situation can be completely replaced by a scene that often occurs in the Duke of Beasts series.

I made an agreement with the festival bottle in advance, I just thought about it, I really want to do this, this otaku heart, it seems that it lacks a little guts, and Veras and they are coming back soon.

Therefore, no matter how thunderstorm is in the mind, the reality is still calm, and if there is anything, it is just a subconscious grin of the mouth, as if it is about to drool, full of erotic smiles.

I shouldn't have been discovered, I peeked at the other side with a weak heart.

I happened to see that the corners of Jeluka's mouth were slightly hooked charmingly like a night rose.

Little Jasmine was still expressionless, but the dim light pulled her petite back into a demonic shape with a sinister smile.

Hey?

The next moment, crackling and fighting sounded in the small tent.

"That...... Little Jasmine? Jeroka? ”

Not long after, tied to a chair with five flowers, I looked at the two girls in front of me cautiously, and the beautiful scene I had just painted in my heart was completely shattered.

Where is this Chu Chu's weak maid, she is clearly a two-headed female tyrannosaurus, a bastard!!

"What do you two want to do to me, this master?!"

Seeing that I couldn't pretend to be stupid, I took out the master's posture and shouted loudly.

"The world's number one maid squad."

Princess Sanwu said these words indifferently from her beautiful lips, and immediately made me deflated like a balloon that had been punctured.

"Wait...... Wait, there's something to say, although I didn't discuss it with you in advance, but I didn't expect to really win this one, and you see, everyone is working hard for God's birthday, isn't it a meaningful thing for you to make a small sacrifice to make the audience happy and smile? yes, I'm right, Jeluka. ”

Like a pinched green worm, I kept squirming and struggling in my chair, as I explained.

"It's a pleasure to rob by fire, Your Highness."

Seeing each other, the yellow maid picked the purple bangs on her forehead, and smiled with a prank.

"No...... Wait, misunderstandings, it's all misunderstandings, I just think your hair is very soft today, and I just touched it a few more times unconsciously. I shook my head vigorously.

"Really?"

"It turned out to be a misunderstanding."

"Looks like I misunderstood the stupid master."

The two maids who have the same relationship as natural enemies, I don't know when they started to rape wolves, and when they sing together, their breath becomes more and more terrifying.

"I have to apologize to His Royal Highness."

Jeroka had the smile of the perfect maid, but there was not the slightest hint of a smile in her words.

"I don't need to apologize, let's untie the rope for me first."

I gestured to my belt, and a kind smile spread across my face.

It's better not to get me out of trouble, or you'll beat the ass of you two audacious maids!!

Obviously, the maid of Huang Duanzi and the princess of Sanwu are not so easily fooled, so I saw that the two of them each gave a look, and suddenly brought out a pot from the kitchen......

The thick liquid with an eerie color, like accidentally pouring dozens of dyes into it, takes on a colorful swirl shape, like an evil witch's pot in a fairy tale, and from afar, the smell alone makes me sneeze.

"No !!"

I finally understood what was going on with a burst of black light and purple smoke that I had just seen in the kitchen, forgive these two little maids for having a plot, and poor little Qiang warned me desperately, but I still didn't know it, and let it sacrifice its life in vain.

……

"What should I do?"

Outside the tent, the rice duo Carlos and Seattlek stood hundreds of meters away, looking at the tent opposite, which was screaming and seeming to rise into the sky, and looked at each other.

"Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read."

Carlos pondered for a moment and sighed very connotatively.

"Senior Brother Wu is not easy."

Seattle looked up at his comrades with tears in his eyes, and in those big bronze eyes, it seemed to reflect the half-figure that emerged under the night sky, someone turned around and smiled and waved, and then gradually disappeared.

"Brother Carlos, Brother Seattleck, help me" There seemed to be a vague sentence coming from inside the tent.

"It's windy, did you just hear something?"

Seattle snorted at the other party's sensitive sense, and then looked at Carlos with a stupid expression.

"This ......"

The honest and upright Paladin Carlos, after thinking about it for a few seconds, shook his head decisively and replied vaguely.

"It's windy, ...... tonight It's a bit cold. ”

"yes, it's better to go to the bar for a few drinks to warm up."

As he spoke, the two turned around and left without hesitation, and their figures blurred and faded in the continuous screams......

Inside the tent, the bright and warm light from the overhead illuminated a table below, an empty pot on top of the table, a tragic druid foaming at the mouth and a round stomach on the chair next to him, and the two maids facing each other at the table without saying a word.

"Seems a bit overdone, you say, stealing the maid."

took a sip of tea slowly, and the expressionless bright yellow beautiful eyes cast a sharp gaze directly at the opposite side, especially the last four words, which were even more slow, spit out word by word.

"Really? Anyway, it doesn't matter to me what kind of punishment it is, no one would have imagined that the author of the Duke of Beasts would be a pure girl who doesn't even know what it's like to steal. ”

For little Jasmine's glance, Jeluka seemed to have expected it, and did not show the slightest panic that the secret was revealed, but launched a counterattack with sharper words.

"Although there is nothing to show off, but, compared to the relationship between me and the master, the so-called stealing in your mouth is really too tender."

Arrogant, naked, arrogant attitude, little Jasmine's gaze, just like the king sitting high under the throne, condescending and indifferent looking at the foolish people at the bottom of the ladder, this kind of arrogance makes people feel that there is not the slightest moisture, but there is indeed such a huge chasm in it.

"Really? However, cats who don't even know the smell of fish, no matter how gorgeous they boast, don't think ...... Is there always something missing? ”

Jeluka smiled calmly, the innate elegance and nobility of the elves, which made her every move full of beauty, and if she didn't listen to the content of the dialogue, she couldn't see what the two were fighting fiercely for.

"Really? But alas, you seem to have gotten something wrong in the first place, and I never wanted to be a cat. Little Jasmine said indifferently, as a princess, her grace and nobility made her not inferior to Jieluka on the other side in terms of demeanor and temperament.

"Actually, you're playing the role of a cat right now, and you can't fool yourself, little Princess Jasmine."

Little Jasmine wanted to say something, but suddenly fell silent.

Because of the sound of footsteps in the distance.

However, the two looked at each other not to be outdone, but they seemed to be silently announcing that this battle was far from over.

"We're back."

As a series of crisp and pleasant girl's voices rang out, Linya, Lena, Veras, Sarah, Siruth, Echolu, and Kajer, who had fallen asleep in Veras's arms, came back in the cold white mist, draped in the night.

"Little Jasmine, Jieluka, then speaking of which, Brother Wu should also ......"

Linya, who was the first to enter the room, glanced around at the people inside, and after her eyes fell on someone lying on the chair, she couldn't help but exclaim......

Originally, this chapter wanted to write the plot of the fourth day of God's birthday.,But the material is not enough.,Can't write.,Give Xiao Qi one more day to collect information.,Who can teach Xiao Qi.,How to do it in one day.,In the case of going to work.,A total of seventeen volumes of Chinese little master's comics,Fifty-two episodes of animation,Plus sixty-nine episodes of animation of the Japanese bread king.,At this time,Sure enough, you still have to go to the vending machine to find the legendary time machine? RO！ ~！

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