Chapter 176: Joy of Smoke
After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Liu Qing and Sun Haitao were almost drunk, and the two good brothers supported each other and stumbled towards the door of the tavern!
At this time, it was already early in the morning, the street was empty, and the weather was getting cooler, and a cold wind was blowing, and both of them unconsciously had a cold war, as if it was biting cold!
"I said brother, I'm still drinking with you!" Liu Qing said as he leaned on Sun Haitao's shoulder and said, "Let's go, go with my brother to apply some fertilizer to the weeds on the side of the road?" ”
"Brother, forget it, you go, I'll wait for you, you know, there is someone next to you, brother, I can't pee!"
"Cut, you're still like that, like a big girl, afraid of being looked at? If you don't go, I'll go myself! ”
After Liu Qing finished speaking, he let go of Sun Haitao's hand and stumbled towards a dark alley, but when Liu Qing walked into the dark alley step by step, he immediately felt that his body trembled, as if he had entered a strange and terrifying area!
But Liu Qing didn't care, after all, he had been a soldier for so many years, and here, he met one or two gangsters at most, not to mention, his coarse linen clothes looked like a master with no money, and he was just peeing on the way, so he didn't think much about it!
"Bang Bang Bang Bang ......"
It was the sound of the water rushing over the wall, as if it was flying down three thousand feet, and Liu Qing was generally putting the water, with a comfortable expression on his face, but at this moment, he suddenly felt a chill on the back of his neck, but when he was about to stop releasing the water and turned around to check, it was too late!
He immediately felt that his eyes were dark, and then he was trapped by a sack from beginning to end!
", the one who doesn't want to live, dare to yin Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu ......"
Before Liu Qing could finish speaking, he immediately felt that his body was being slammed by a thick stick, which made him can't help but let out a miserable scream:
"Oops, hey, that bastard, I'm going to kill you...... Oops......"
Liu Qing screamed in pain, and at the same time heard a crisp female voice shouting: "Tell you to drag, tell you to move my man, my mother will kill your turtle son......"
"Hey, stop!"
At this moment, Sun Haitao, who heard the movement at the entrance of the alley, stumbled towards this side, but because of the alcohol, he couldn't run at a distance of less than twenty meters, and the dark figure, when he saw Sun Haitao coming, turned around and ran away!
The next day, Liu Qing really reflected his name, and walked around the base of the Dragon Scale Guard with bruises on his face, but no matter where he went, there seemed to be different eyes skimming him, which made him extremely uncomfortable, and there were two mutters in his ears:
"Hey, have you heard? Yesterday, the leader of the picket team asked people to beat him, and his nose and face were swollen. ”
"How is it possible, this picket leader used to be a soldier of our Dragon Scale Guard, and his strength is strong, even if he is not good, it is impossible to be beaten to the point that his nose and face are swollen?"
"Hey, you don't know, he drank too much last night, urinated in the alley, and then was put in a sack and beaten severely, I heard that the person who beat him was still beating and scolding, according to rumors, it should be a woman!"
"Oh, I'm grass, the picket team leader is a little relieved, and he was beaten by a sack pullover, is it a personal grudge or a narrow sense of the rivers and lakes, haha, there is some news in this news!"
"Hey, you said that when he was a little relieved, he was beaten, so he couldn't pee his pants, haha!"
"Come on! I guess the soldier saw him show off his might here with us, and he was beaten if he didn't like it! ”
"Alas, didn't you just say that it was a woman, our dragon scale guard is just two women, who do you say it could be? Dare to be so bold? ”
"Come on! These two aunts and grandmothers have the courage to do this! ”
"Shhh, that blackface picket is coming, don't talk about it!"
“……”
Liu Qing listened to these discussions, and he was even more angry, he gasped viciously, and while walking towards Sun Haitao's office, he said viciously:
"Damn, you dead grandson monkey, trick me into drinking, it's all cat urine, Lao Tzu's face is all lost, you have to give Lao Tzu an explanation!"
"Bang Bang ......"
When Liu Qing came to Sun Haitao's office, he raised his foot without hesitation, kicked open Sun Haitao's door directly, and scolded directly:
"Dead monkey, I don't think you will be called a black tiger in the future, just change it to a black monkey!" Liu Qing pointed at Sun Haitao and scolded fiercely, but because of the excessive frequency of facial muscle movements, he immediately felt a pain, which made him gasp and said:
"If you kid don't give me an explanation today, Lao Tzu won't leave, as for that dragon battle, hum ......"
Scoundrel, absolute scoundrel, plus the threat of Chi Guo, that is to say, although he drank too much yesterday, Liu Qing still clearly remembered what Sun Haitao said to him.
This scene gave Sun Haitao a headache, and he couldn't help but secretly say to himself:
"I said Lao She, most of your old man's bag of China is really not easy to smoke, the key is, you can smoke it, and take care of your niece, this is good, there are extraneous branches, and you have to take a bag of China into it!" ’
"Hey, hey!" Sun Haitao immediately smiled at Liu Qing and said, "Big brother, don't worry, I already have eyebrows about this matter, come, dissipate your anger!" ”
Sun Haitao said, slowly stuffing him with a pack of brand-new Chinese cigarettes, only to see Liu Qing glance at it, and still replied with a serious face: "Come less, Lao Tzu is a picket, you sugar-coated cannonballs, save it!" ”
"Hey, I said brother, where are you, it's a wedding cigarette, a wedding cigarette, what sugar-coated cannonballs, where do you want to go? This is for me when I got married as a soldier, isn't this a joy for you! ”
"What a joy to smoke?" Liu Qing glanced at it again and asked!
"Yes, Xiyan, whoever lied to you is a bastard!"
"......" Liu Qing saw Sun Haitao's serious look, so he picked up the cigarette decisively, took out one and lit it, and then stuffed the remaining whole pack of cigarettes directly into his pocket and said:
"Stinky boy, take a pack of broken cigarettes and want to send Lao Tzu away? Didn't you just say you had eyebrows? What's going on? ”
Sun Haitao saw Liu Qing's rogue appearance, and scolded in his heart: "Dead old black, still so don't suffer, Lao Tzu knows that you will come to find fault, so he specially bought a pack of cigarettes, you can smoke one, and give it all to Lao Tzu!" ’
But complaining in his heart is complaining, Sun Haitao still said with a smile: "Brother, you should look like a skin injury, it's not a big deal, to put it bluntly, it's not happy, right?" ”
(End of chapter)