Volume 1: The World, Section 59, Li Dai Tao Stiff

Yun Ye stood at the bow of the boat with his arms outstretched, making a flying movement against the wind, his bulging cheeks had quietly become swollen, and the boils on the back of his head had not healed, he had just taken a hot bath, wearing a light shirt, and he had a fluttering feeling.

The wind poured in through the open placket and out from under the crotch, which was really a great pleasure in the world. When he was fluttering, a building boat passed by, a man in brocade pointed at Yun Ye and laughed, and there were two bewitching women snuggled in his arms, giggling with laughter.

Just laugh, it's no big deal, Yun Ye knew that his actions just now were so stupid that they were bubbling, the problem was that this guy was still smashing with a fruit core, which was too much. Yun Ye is on a military ship, and ordinary people walk around, now the river is wide, you go yours, I go mine, there is nothing to interfere with, it has nothing to do with each other, even if you see something ridiculous, it doesn't hurt to laugh, and when you see that it is a battleship, you deliberately provoke it, you don't know whether you are dead or alive.

Yun Ye took a closer look, I don't know, that's great, I've seen all the top numbers in the Datang Platoon, but I haven't seen this number, how can I do it without teaching a lesson, and I don't want the face of the navy.

The guy on the opposite boat laughed even more presumptuously, and actually ripped off a woman's clothes, exposing a pair of white flowers to the light of daylight, and what was even more strange was that the woman was shameless and deliberately raised her breasts higher, and her laughter became more and more presumptuous.

The soldiers of the navy army were all on fire in their eyes, and they all turned their heads to see how Yun Ye responded, with Shangguan here, it was not their turn to speak.

Yun Ye ripped off the crossbow coat of the eight-bull crossbow on the bow of the boat, and shouted: "Come and give Hou Ye a bow to me." ”

Immediately, a group of strong men ran over, and quickly opened the eight bull crossbows, and the arrow trough was full of eight giant crossbows with barbs, and the winter fish had already taken off a cloth belt, ready to jump at any time.

The person on the other side realized that the situation was not good, and it was too late to run, and a guy who looked like a housekeeper hurriedly opened a royal flag, and Yun Ye took a closer look, it turned out to be Li Yuanchang, the king of Lu.

This royal flag is a dozen. The soldiers looked at each other, they didn't know the words, but they knew the four-clawed yellow dragon flag, which was a banner that only the county king could have, and offending him was a capital crime. Because the king's banner and the county king are not separated. The person on the other side could only be Li Yuanchang.

Li Yuanchang, who was on the other side, thought that he had frightened this group of Qiu Ba, and he exposed his head from behind the women's wall again, pointed at the military ship and scolded, the two women were still cheering for him.

Yun Ye plucked out his ears, turned back to Wuyu and said, "Concubine Sun, are you still alive?" ”

Tongueless and expressionless, he said: "I am alive, but I haven't seen the Emperor Taishang for five or six years." Yun Ye nodded, first aimed the crossbow arrow of the Eight Bull Crossbow at Li Yuanchang, and then took the mallet from the soldier's hand. This is ready to release the arrows.

Li Yuanchang retracted his head again, in Hong Cheng's worried gaze, Yun Ye smashed the hammer on the machine, Lao Tzu is now afraid that the trouble is not big enough, Cheng Qian and Qingque have said that they were not lightly bullied by this bastard when they were children, especially Qingque. It can be said that he hated this guy to the core, Li Er came back from the front line and gave Qingque a hunting dog as a raw gift, who knew that Li Yuanchang saw it, and he had to snatch it, at that time, Li Er, the king of Qin, couldn't afford to provoke the prince and the king of Qi, and the eldest grandson gave the dog to Li Yuanchang, who knew that this guy actually killed the dog. Skinned and made dog meat for Qingque, which scared Qingque to pee on the bed for several months, which was all what Yun Ye and Li Chengqian said when they were chatting. Therefore, Yun Ye thought that as long as he didn't kill Li Yuanchang, there would be no.

The crossbow arrow pierced into the building boat with a piercing whistling sound, where could the thin building boat be able to resist this kind of murderous weapon, and in an instant the entire building ship was wailing, and the small building above collapsed, and Li Yuanchang, who was wearing a cloak, shouted at the top of his voice: "I am King Lu, you are so bold, you want to punish your nine clans." β€œ

Yun Ye pursed his lips and spat on it, and said to the soldier: "Install the trebuchet for me, Lao Tzu won't smash his broken ship into wood scum today, I won't be Yun Ye, nǎinǎi, when Lao Tzu's name of the three evils of Chang'an is fake?" β€œ

The soldiers continued to prepare trebuchets for Hou Ye, and one by one they loaded the largest stones in bamboo baskets, as long as Yun Ye cut the traction rope, a stone as big as a winter melon would fly over. It's impossible for that building ship not to become scum.

"Mr. Tongueless, will Yunhou get into trouble if he does this? After all, Li Yuanchang is the king of the county. β€œ

"Hongcheng, since you and I are not as smart as Yunhou, then stay aside and watch the show, smart people sometimes do stupid things, but Yunhou will not, he is very measured, you didn't see the crossbow arrow just now entered the empty building, this shows that Yunhou has no intention of killing, this is a strategy of his, you look at this matter Li Yuanchang will suffer a loss. Yunhou may have another benefit. β€œ

Preparing the trebuchet is very slow, it takes a little time, Li Yuanchang saw the soldiers hey, hey yo yo pushed the trebuchet over, screamed, and ran away, now he confirmed that the leader on the opposite side was a two-pole, dare to use the eight-bull crossbow, dare to use the trebuchet, took advantage of the time when they were preparing to put a small boat down, jumped on it himself, urged the guards to row quickly, escape from this terrible place, the two women in flowery clothes, desperately begged the prince to take them away, but Li Yuanchang patronized and fled, where they could control them.

The trebuchet was in place, Yun Ye smirked and cut the tripwire, and a large stone fell from the top of the ship, and in the loud noise, the ship was already tilted, and it was estimated that it would not be long before it would sink.

The people of King Lu's mansion, who were hiding far away in the bow of the boat, jumped off the boat one after another to escape, leaving only two women lying on the bow of the boat crying, begging others to take them away.

"Winter fish, bring those two women here, we are venting our anger, not killing," the two eyes of the winter fish with a rope tied to the waist, a fierce man plunged into the river, three or two to the edge of the boat, ape-like climbed on the boat, put the two women under the arm, while the boat did not sink, and jumped into the canal, the soldier on the warship pulled the rope and dragged him back, the fish monster smiled and floated over with the rope, two big hands clasped on the plump breasts of the two women from time to time and rubbed twice, seeing the other soldiers swallow saliva.

Before Dongyu climbed onto the warship, Yun Ye ordered to smash the building ship violently with a trebuchet, smashing him into pieces, so as not to sink and affect the safety of the channel.

The raindrops of stones smashed over, completely smashing a luxurious and beautiful building boat into pieces of wood, floating down the river, and some colorful women's clothes, boxes and cages and other sundries.

The two women got on the boat and knelt on the deck and kowtowed lifelessly, hoping that Yun Ye would spare his life.

"Are you the concubines of the palace?" Yun Ye was very curious to know if Li Yuanchang had the courage to let his concubine stand naked in front of people.

"Back to the military master, the slave family is not the concubine of the Lu Palace, it is the song of Wanhualou, just now the prince asked the slave to do that, no matter what we do, the military master spares his life."

It turned out to be two singers, Yun Ye suddenly lost interest, gave the two singers two dollars, and sent someone to drive them ashore in a small boat, and then kicked Dongyu twice in the leg, which was considered to have punished him.

Li Yuanchang's boat had already gone ashore, surrounded by a few ** guards, jumping and cursing on the shore, Yun Ye aimed the eight-bull crossbow loaded with arrows at Li Yuanchang, Li Yuanchang was pressed down by the guards, and crawled down the river embankment like an earthworm.

"Master Hou is mighty!" Seeing that every soldier of Yun Ye stood up and shouted respectfully, in the army, face first, life second, his own commander is strong, his soldiers will also stand up and fight will add a bit of bravery, the chief officer's xìng grid determines the state of a team, the strong chief officer, there are not a few bad breeds under his command, the navy was not valued in the army before, the status is like a heavy soldier, and it has always been the object of ridicule, but now there is a strong Hou Ye, and he also has a glorious face, I only hope that Hou Ye will always be his chief officer, and when the time comes, everyone will not lack military merits and wealth.

The complacent Yun Ye whistled and planned to go back to his cabin to sleep, when a tongueless ghost appeared behind him, and said in a strange manner: "Hou Ye is mighty, but after the might, how do you plan to end up?" β€œ

"Collect a fart field, Li Yuanchang still dares to go back to Beijing, obviously because he wants to find it uncomfortable, I have a good student, his name is Li Tai, Li Qingque, he has suffered countless humiliations since he was a child, most of them are related to Li Yuanchang, I just need to tell Li Qingque as soon as possible, his enemy has returned to Beijing, do you think Li Yuanchang still has trouble with me?"

Tongueless stared at his round eyes and said: "What a trick Li Dai Tao's stiff strategy, what you said just now, you didn't say it to me." With admiration in his mouth, he shook his head and went back to his room, and continued to educate the worried Hong Cheng.

Seeing that Wu Tongue came back, Hongcheng hurriedly greeted him and asked: "What did Master Hou say, how is he going to deal with it, Li Yuanchang will definitely cry to His Majesty, use military weapons, smash people's boats, almost kill people, and it is still a prosperous canal, if there is no one, you can also do them all, now everyone is watching, how is it good." β€œ

Wu Tongue picked up his teapot and poured a sip of tea, and said to Hong Cheng: "God, the old man has only now found out that the difference between smart people and stupid people is so big, the same thing that smart people will deal with makes people feel like a bath, stupid people will always do things badly, and make it bloody and say that it is for the good of their master, Your Majesty sent you to Lingnan really didn't wronged you at all, I really don't know how Your Majesty has endured you for so many years, the old man has been with you for three months, and he can't wait to kick you back to Lingnan, His Majesty has nothing to say to you old people. β€œ

Hong Cheng was stunned for a long time, then took a breath and said, "When did you become an old man?" In the past, you always called yourself our family, but I have never regarded you as a eunuch in my heart for so many days, why is this? β€œ