Chapter Ninety-Nine: My Six Tails Can't Be So Fierce! (5000 words, make up for yesterday's)
Looking at the six tails with an innocent look on his face, Li He was stunned for a few seconds.
Do you dare to swallow the fossils formed by the body of the legendary elves?
Are you the Maw of the Abyss!
Recently, the six tails of the ice stone fragments or something are used to eating, and when they saw the divine stone, the six tails thought it was some big tonic, and swallowed it without any psychological burden.
No way, who made the ghosts too edible... In the Ferrero chocolate in the refrigerator, the six tails ate a few, and the rest of the box was swallowed by the ghosts.
Six Tails: ?_?
After eating a box of Ferrero chocolates, the ghost didn't even spit out the box and wrapping paper!
Six Tails: (?_?) Are you a starving ghost?
(Ghost: (′▽'〃))
Living with ghosts, if you don't grab food, Liuwei will be hungry for nine meals in three days.
"Ghosts, you're looking at home!"
Throwing off a sentence, Li He hugged the six tails and rushed downstairs.
Stopping a car on the road, Li He went straight to Qindu Central Hospital.
……
After checking his body, the six-tails' body was fine, but Li He had a problem.
Li He: "???"
Wearing a mask and tying a ponytail, the female doctor on duty said solemnly:
"Have you been eating too much seafood lately? There is an imbalance of acid and alkali in the body, I will prescribe some medicine for you, you take it back and eat it, pay attention, eat some light white rice porridge or something these days, don't eat seafood as rice every day. ”
"You are the life of the young lady's body, and the disease of wealth and nobility that comes out of eating!"
"slip ( ̄y▽ ̄)~"
Glancing at Li He, the six tails snickered secretly.
Took me to the hospital, and you ended up getting you in on your own.
Li He: ?, are you teaching me how to do things!?
"Do you know what you're eating? I almost thought you were going to explode on the spot, or be taken away! ”
After flicking the head of the six tails, Li He said angrily.
In my memory, the protagonist's Pikachu and several underworld forces were unable to control the legendary elves, and in turn they were almost affected and controlled by the legendary elves.
"Doctor, are the six tails really okay?" Li He asked without giving up.
"Do you have to let me say something to make you feel at ease?" The female doctor gave Li He a blank look:
"Rest assured, it's healthier than both of us."
"We've turned to ashes, and it's still wagging its tail happily."
Finally, while petting the six tails, the female doctor wrote a prescription in ghostly words.
Li He glanced at it, there was nothing wrong, he couldn't understand a word.
After seeing Li He's doctor, the female doctor was ready to start eating the gimbap that she had called.
This made Li He deeply admire the medical staff in Huaxia District.
On the way, Li He found that Xiao Ju'er was still online.
"I took something, it's a divine stone." After sending the voice message, Li He was thinking about how to explain that the Shenshi was eaten by the six tails.
Ding dong.
"Divine Stone? I see, you can keep it. After thinking for a moment, Xiao Ju'er said with a smile.
It is said that the leader of the Hunter J group, [Hunter J], is cultivating a dragon spirit.
The dragon attribute elves are strong, but they have a long cultivation cycle.
And the Divine Stone can accelerate the growth of the dragon elf without side effects.
It's no wonder that [Hunter J] would send a stealth ship for this... It turned out to be for a sacred stone.
Xiao Ju'er was relieved.
Not only the dragon elf, but also the superpower of the six-tailed elf will take a long time to gradually awaken.
Legend has it that every hundred years, it takes the Nine-Tails to tap into the latent power in a tail.
The Divine Stone can also accelerate the growth of the Six Tails.
Of course, the most important thing is that the Divine Stone is a part of the [Dao Dragon: Divine Dragon].
As an item closely related to the legendary dragon spirit, the United Alliance often gives such items to powerful trainers to protect them from being used by those who want to do so.
Putting a divine stone in the hands of the 'Emperor of the Sorrowful Wind' will be safer.
Back home, Li He opened the w letter and contacted Chen Yujia:
"Sister Yujia, how to do live broadcast and up master at station B?"
The number of the Emperor of the Sad Wind cannot be copied, and it is not just money, and Li He is very disgusted.
Chen Yujia is an up master at station B, although he is not the kind of big up master with millions of fans, but he must be a good man for money.
After receiving Li He's contact, Chen Yujia wondered:
"Do you want to be an up master at station B and do live broadcasts? Why? ”
"I want to get the money right." Li He said sincerely.
"The UP owner of station B doesn't receive advertisements and doesn't have any money, so it's better to move bricks just by video playback." Chen Yujia explained.
Although he didn't understand why Li He, a "delicate poor" who fed the six tails with the fragments of the evolution stone, went to Station B to get money, Chen Yujia still patiently guided for nearly half an hour.
At the end, Chen Yujia recommended: "You can go and watch the live video of the up master 'I'm really not the king of the sea', he is the champion of this Jindu Youth Cup, which is the same as you, he is the newcomer king of a province."
"But he's been an UP master for a long time, and now I'm afraid he has millions of fans."
Hanging up the video chat, Li He opened station b.
Change the number first, and land the number named 'Qindu Champion Li He 007'.
The reason why the tail number 007 is added is because the others have already been registered.
Searching for 'I'm really not the Sea King', there happened to be a live broadcast, and Li He clicked in.
Guo Yan, the champion of the Jindu Youth Cup and the owner of the million-fan UP, is broadcasting the battle live while reading the barrage:
"Is the blogger a scumbag sea king beast?"
"Let me explain to you again, even if I am the king of the sea, I only have one fish in the sea, I am just big and strong."
"Welcome all the young ladies to contact me, forget about the women's clothing boss, twenty years later, let your daughter wait for me."
As an up master, you can not be handsome, but you must talk a lot, Guo Yan knows it well.
"Lao Tzu has never seen such a brazen person."
"I heard that Li Saohe's wind comments are not good? Not only did he scourge the innocent little class flower, but he also dared to play the ponytail of the young lady in public, and it is said that on the day of the victory, he sat on the BMW of a certain young lady? ”
Saga ...... Saga's actual combat is too sassy, and several times, Saga turned the opponent's face into a forgiveness color. ”
didn't care about the barrage news, Li He focused on Guo Yan's elves.
It's a spiny shell.
[Thorny shell: A dual-attribute spirit of water and ice, it looks like a double-shelled creature, with a dark purple body, and the most notable feature is the spikes on the shell. 】
Guo Yan also uploaded the data of his elf thorn shell to "Elf Virtual Battle" for a live battle.
In the first game, the opponent's elf is a large-billed finch.
This spirit is an evolved type of the flaming sparrow, which resembles a vulture and has a fierce temperament.
The battle begins, and the large-billed finch hovers in the sky, looking for an opportunity.
"Flying elves like this like this tend to fly kites." Guo Yan explained:
"Today, let's let each other see the highest level of kite flying, Lao Tzu stands still and flies a kite!"
"Thorn shells, use them to shrink into the shell, and then use them to break the shell!"
After giving the order, Guo Yan quickly explained:
"The shell of the stinger is inherently defensive, and the move of retracting into the shell can increase the defense of the scarab beetle."
"With the shell-breaking move, the Thorn Shell can greatly increase its attack power, attack speed, attack frequency, and so on by reducing its defense."
"You'll see how big that improvement will be later."
"In this way, by combining the retracting into the shell move and the shell-breaking move, the stinger can increase its attack power, attack frequency, and attack speed almost without any loss."
"This is equivalent to prostituting a sword dance move for nothing."
"Then it's time to witness the miracle, the stinging shell, with an ice pick!"
Guo Yan is also an old UP master, and he habitually mobilizes the emotions of fans:
"The effect of [Icicle] is to launch sharp icicles at your opponent to attack, ranging from 2 to 5 times."
"Don't think that the icicle move is less powerful, the characteristic of my stinger is a continuous attack trait, as long as you use the icicle move, it must be five full attacks."
"The characteristics of the European Emperor are woody?"
"Come, how many blows do you think the Big-Billed Finch can withstand? Please type the numbers on the public screen. ”
Bang!
Closing the shells, the scarlet shells shoot bursts of icicles at their opponents while protecting themselves.
Of the five icicles, the large-billed finch only dodged two.
Of the remaining three icicles, one hit the wings of the billed finch, and two hit the belly of the billed finch.
"The strength of this big-billed finch is okay, and it can actually resist the first round of attacks of King Guo Hai."
"Look, the Big-Billed Finch is attacking!"
"Overturned, overturned!"
Flapping its wings suddenly, the large-billed finch slammed into the body of the stinging shell.
With a bang, the stinging shell seemed unscathed and motionless, but the large-billed finch was shocked and flew away, dizzy.
"This big-billed finch is very tenacious, it can actually knock off a trace of my thorny shell, which scared Lao Tzu into a cold sweat." Guo Yan wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist, and said with a smile:
"Spiny shells, water rings."
"Keep moving with the icicle."
After giving the order, while observing the battle situation, Guo Yan explained again:
"Some new fans may not know the effect of the Water Flow Ring move, which allows the stinger to create a water curtain around the body, thereby restoring the spur's physical strength."
Wow!
A layer of water curtain was lifted, and in the water curtain, the thorny shell showed a humanized mocking smile:
"Hahahaha, there is an inner taste, on the Jindu Youth Cup, the stinger shell is this expression."
"666, now the game "Elf Virtual Battle" is getting more and more awesome, even the expression is so expressive."
"It's dirty, it's too dirty, the big-billed finch finally knocked out a trace of your blood, so you will make up for it in front of others."
"The stinging shell can fight meat and milk, and the other side is estimated to have exploded."
As the barrage refreshed, Guo Yan's opponent could be heard scolding in an extremely speechless tone:
"Nima, how the hell is this still fighting, why is it so difficult to move up to a rank!"
"Hahahaha, Guo Haiwang, you just admit defeat, it's not easy for other children's children to be promoted to the rank."
"Mom, this UP master is bullying people again!"
"Guo Guo, grandpa loves you, reward you with a coin."
"Ahem! What is bullying. Guo Yan continued to order, and said casually:
"I'm here to help him quit his Internet addiction, start school, let him concentrate on his studies, and attend classes well."
"In this world, there are not many good masters like me."
Guo Yan's voice fell.
On the virtual screen, using the icicle move continuously, the stinger beetle sends the large-billed finch out of the gg.
The barrage surged instantly:
"King Guo Hai's face is really the emperor's mother, right? The Queen Mother! ”
"I still remember last time, Guo Haiwang asked the boy opposite to hum a few times and let him go, but as soon as the people finished talking, Guo Haiwang put the other party in six ...... Guo Haiwang is like a goat fart when he speaks, which is both riotous and foreign. ”
"Don't say it, just rush to Guo Haiwang's shameless energy, I will prostitute your live broadcast for nothing!"
Turning off the game, Guo Yan said as usual:
"I will edit the live broadcast of this issue into a video, and when the time comes, please go three times in a row, if the video in this issue has more than 50,000 likes, I will ......"
"Women's clothing! 10,000 people write a book and ask for King Guo Hai's JK women's clothing! It would be even more perfect to jump to the Pure Land of Bliss. ”
"I want to see Guo Haiwang and Li Saohe play 1 with me!"
"To tell the truth, Li Saohe's operation and cooperation with the elves are riotous, but in terms of hard power, it's almost meaningful."
"It's almost meaningless, don't say it, Lao Tzu will pay you for medical expenses and travel expenses, you go to Qindu to find Li Sao He Gangbo...... Bring some lube, so that when you are tied up, you can still beg the six tails to sprinkle some oil on you and suffer less sin. ”
Seeing that the popularity of fans suddenly came up, Guo Yan's eyes lit up: "Okay, if this video has more than 50,000 likes, I will try to contact Li Saohe."
"Forget about the real PK, I'm really afraid that this Qindu champion will tie me up, man, you still have to be careful when you go out."
"Now that the Internet is so developed, isn't it nice to play virtual battles?"
The barrage surged, densely packed, covering the entire public screen:
"Business blows each other?"
"Guo Guo, you better change your glasses, you are a few thousand degrees of myopia? As far as Li Shaohe's appearance of the top brand of the cowherd shop, you can look at a rough man like you, you wash and strip naked and lie on the bed, and people dislike you for taking up space. ”
"Guo Haiwang is really shameless, probably because he is afraid that he will not be able to compete with the other party's command level, so he will use his strengths and avoid weaknesses, and fight for the hard power of elves."
turned off the live broadcast, Li He was in a bad mood.
Another prostitute for nothing.
Is my body so fragrant?
opened the backstage, and Li He contacted the official of Station B.
Within a few minutes, the official phone call of station B came.
"Hey, hey, can you hear me?"
On the other side of the phone is a young lady's voice, soft and waxy, which makes people fantasize about what kind of person is on the other side... Nose-picking man.
"Yes." Li He said briefly.
"You want to do a live broadcast on station B, right? Yes, we can arrange it for you here, do you need it? Pressed with excitement, the manager of the operation department of station B proposed.
"Free?"
"It's free, on the issue of income in the live broadcast room, you look at Sanqi... No, how about Twenty-Eight? ”
“……”
After talking with the manager of the operation department of station B for more than ten minutes, the two set the first live broadcast at eight o'clock tomorrow night.
The process is extremely fast, the service of the operation manager is very caring, Li He only needs to worry about the live broadcast, and everything else is not taken care of.
"Is it so easy to be an up master in a live broadcast on station b?" 'Report' the progress with Chen Yujia, Li He said casually.
Thinking that it took him half a month to open the incentive plan of Station B and become a UO master who can make money, Chen Yujia fell silent.
opened Li He's home page of station b again, and found that the other party's account had jumped from the zero-level trumpet to the top six-level through black-box operation.
Not only that, but the suffix is:
[The winner of this year's Qindu Youth Cup, the new star of station B, the dark horse-level UP master]
There is also a live broadcast notice below tomorrow night at 8 o'clock.
Every few seconds, the number of fans displayed in the background will rise by a wave, and in a blink of an eye, it has exceeded 100,000.
Although he knew that Li He belonged to his own traffic and would definitely be taken care of by vvvvip, seeing this scene with his own eyes, Chen Yujia still wanted to beat people.
I worked hard for half a year, staying up late to edit videos, and I had a six-figure following.
As a result, it only took half an hour?
Breath shivering cold.
After a moment of silence, Chen Yujia said angrily:
"Do you know what the superpower I want to awaken the most is that?"
"I like you so much?"
"No, I want to raise a forty-meter knife and hack you permission dogs to death."
"Sister Yujia, do you know what you look like when you say this?"
"Like your girlfriend?"
"No, like my twin daughters."
"Twins? It's up to you to do it. ”
“……”
After testing, Li He found that Chen Yujia's rank was not low.
This young lady is not easy to flirt...... Bah!
I'm an innocent trainer.
If I flirt with someone next time, I'll... I just hit my head on Shanaido's chest and killed myself!
……
King Carp Training Ground, a luxurious venue.
In the afternoon of the same day, after practice, the six-tails' divine sword slashing move was taken to a higher level.
Li He: ??
Ghosts: w(?Д?) w
Maybe it's because the Divine Stone can regulate yin and yang and balance water and fire, or maybe the six tails have gained enough experience points from the field.
The Six Tails fused the Awakened Power (Ice) move into the Divine Sword Slash move.
The charcoal is the hilt of the [Magic Knife], the Awakening Power (Ice) move shapes the blade of the [Magic Knife], and the spark move and the Flame Knife skill form the flame-like blade.
Coupled with the six-tailed breathtaking round pupil (ghost pupil) move.
and a strange light move that emits purple light and makes people confused.
The Six-Tails' [Magic Knife] is completely formed!
What's even more interesting is that by learning the physics video of "Teacher Hu Di takes you into thermal expansion and cold contraction, superheated water vapor and water vapor explosion", Rokuo was inspired.
Through the rapid heating of charcoal and spark moves, the ice-like blade can quickly evaporate, and the volume expands violently, causing a small area of water vapor explosion.
During the explosion, a strong explosion will be generated, and then superheated steam, boiling hot water, and flames will spread in all directions, dealing secondary area damage.
Li He wanted to complain.
Could this be the unique secret technique of the second-generation Mizukage in Naruto, [Steaming Danger]?
Or is it the legendary elf's exclusive move [Steam Explosion]?
A knife down is an explosion?
Not only to hack the other party to death, but also to blow up the other party's bones?
Ghost: (′?? '?), why haven't I made a breakthrough recently, could it be that I haven't studied physics seriously enough?
On the field, the six tails excitedly practiced the explosive play of the divine sword slashing move.
With a flick of the blade, with a bang, a cloud of water vapor exploded like a purple cloud:
"(*'▽′*) Yoyo!"
Listening to the six-tailed cry, Li He automatically made up a sentence in his brain:
Dare to mess with me? Believe it or not, I'm not only hacking you, but also steaming your duck!
Li He: "......"
My six tails can't be so fierce!
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