As an otaku. A former professional otaku has many things that cannot be avoided.

For example, I was attracted by the title party, and I was immediately blind when I clicked on it.

For example, as a professional pauser, for the sake of welfare, I concentrated on ravaging the pause play button, but the picture flashed, and I subconsciously clicked to pause, and the picture was frozen on a picture composed of muscles and chest hair. As a result, the dog's eye suffers again.

Another example is that in an argument, he was ravaged by a rotten girl, and he had to hold the idea of not being a tiger and getting a tiger. In order to get to know the enemy so that you can defeat it next time, you have to endure the blind dog's eyes to see something.

Of course, there are rarer than the giant panda, and as a non-biology major, I lack research on such rare animals, so it is inconvenient to discuss.

In short, more or less, willingly or unwillingly. will also come into contact with some rotten things, and come out of the rivers and lakes to mix, how can you not change the knife?

But I didn't expect that. The blind dog's eye memory, which only took up one-hundredth of one of his brain cells and had been almost forgotten, would come in handy at such a time.

From another point of view, this is also a great tragedy in life, why as a senior otaku, the content of my first mission in the Dark Continent turned out to be a rotten bastard?!!

It's like Si Bulge Man traveled to another planet and became a monster there, just like Blizzard no longer jumped tickets but played sneak away... Blahh!!h

When the three of them put down the dying Hans and turned around, they were directly opposite me as he walked back from a stagger.

"Hey, Brother Arthas, you're all right?"

Ricken asked in a tone of intense doubt, a pair of eyes full of curiosity.

Forget it, I'm too lazy to complain about the intention of his word "unexpectedly".

Looking at this side, Ricken looked to the other side, and found that Hannah seemed to have been hit by some kind of harsh blow, and was kneeling on both knees, supporting her upper body with both hands, and her long, fiery red dazzling hair hanging down. Covering her face.

Looking back at the old Alsatian brother in front of him, he seemed to have suffered a worse mental blow, and his whole figure was pale, as if it were a pencil sketch, a rough humanoid outline outlined with only faint black lines.

Although I don't really understand what's going on, but this situation, no matter how you look at it, it should be a lose-lose situation, but Brother Alsace is really amazing, although he ended up like this, but he also succeeded in stopping the rampaging Hannah, which is something that even Hans, who grew up with Hannah since childhood, can't do.

If he could, he wouldn't have had to jump into the ice river and become a lump of ice.

"Brother Arthas, are you alright?"

Seeing the other party silently beside the campfire, shaking his neck like a dead man, he didn't even notice it before his thumb reached into the scarlet charcoal.

"No" and "it's okay, it's just that "I'm just missing some of the most important things about being human." ”

With a lifeless sentence that seemed to come out of the mouth of the yin soul, the last trace of soul in the other party's body seemed to follow the sentence and flow from the mouth together.

This, isn't that okay? Cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the trio.

"Brother Arthas, be strong."

I held it for a long time. The kind-hearted paladin Baal finally uttered a word of comfort that didn't look much like comfort.

"Well, yes, this world or something, just let it ruin it."

Three people:

"It's over, Brother Alsace doesn't seem to be able to do it anymore."

After a moment of silence, the three of them quietly hid to the side and exchanged ears.

"Do you want to go over and wake him up?"

After a refreshing group beating Hans, Kira licked her tongue as if something had awakened in her soul. Gearing up, some eager to build yì Dao.

Be careful that he lets the dog bite you. Ricken rolled his eyes at the other.

Thinking of Xiao Er's heroic posture on the battlefield, and then imagining the situation of being surrounded by four such ghost wolves, grinning teeth, Kira shivered, smiled, and just awakened the ignited soul. Quickly extinguished.

"Just get him drunk, it's a hundred, and it shouldn't be a problem to wake up tomorrow."

Paladin Baal, who didn't have a very bright head, came up with a very practical solution, although not very creative, and immediately won the approval of the other two.

"That, Brother Arthas

When they had finished their discussion, they returned to the campfire, and were about to speak, but they found that Hannah in the distance, who had stood up for some time, and walked straight towards this side with a beautiful long hair.

The trio, who were about to speak, involuntarily closed their mouths, their eyes constantly wandering between the two of them, and in their eyes, another storm was brewing.

"Smack!"

In their stunned eyes, Hannah came to the other and sat down respectfully on her knees, palms pressed to the ground. With his forehead against the back of his palm, he bowed and made a big salute.

"Old,, fourth!!"

Three pairs of mouths. In an instant, Zhang Cheng is maximized.

Fourth?!

What exactly is this God unfolding? Could it be that Brother Alsace is Hannah's long-lost brother? If that's the case, then the scene just now is reasonable.

The three of them made up in their minds about the man named Alsace in front of them, who was separated from his parents when he was young. Living alone and displaced. In the miserable life of begging for a living, and even having to fight with wild dogs for food, the poor boy did not give up hope, and finally recited the inspirational life of a powerful adventurer that everyone longed for, and reunited with his loved ones.

"I'm so moved, I didn't expect Brother Alsace to have such an unknown tragic past."

Even, the paladin Barr, who had a low tear point, had already made up for it in his brain without authorization, and he was moved to wipe away his tears.

Hey, you bastards, don't tamper with my past in your mind!!

And you, yes, it's you, the dead rotten girl who let my precious otaku self-esteem be hurt by Yan zhòng, who is your fourth, in fact, what you want to say is the teacher, even if you know that you rarely say a word a year, so there may be a problem with the pronunciation of the guide, but if it causes misunderstanding among others, I won't agree!!

I barely bothered to cheer up a little, and immediately gave the other party a merciless complaint, and then patted my knees and made a gesture.

It's really a nightmare day, forget it, go back to bed early, and wait until tomorrow to think about how to hypnotize yourself, and forget about today's events completely, completely, and completely.

"Old ...... Teacher! ”

Just as I was about to get up, Hannah, who was lying on her stomach, screamed again, and although she stammered a little, she finally corrected her pronunciation.

Who? Who's your teacher?! Holy, still pull the hem of your trousers?

Seeing a sticky hand being stretched out by the other party at lightning speed, gently but firmly pinching my trouser leg with my thumb and index finger, I couldn't help but roll my eyes desperately.

"Teacher, please accept and learn hey halaha"

I bit my tongue just now, and this guy couldn't even say five words, so he bit his tongue!!

Next to the campfire, the four people, including me, looked at Hannah, who secretly stuck out her tongue in pain, and suddenly fell into a powerful speechlessness.

Look, this is the end of a year that is rare to say a word, good boys, don't imitate because you think it's queer, otherwise you will be unlucky in the end.

What exactly do you want to say? ”

I can roughly guess what Hannah said just now, but I don't want to admit it, so I can only ask here.

Please "Please accept the black haha, the heart woo"

Biting again! This guy bites his tongue again!! How strong is it to bite the same sentence in the same place for the second time?!!!

If I had a folding fan in my hand at this moment, I would definitely slap it on the top of the other person's head without hesitation.

Slow" Take your time, don't rush. ”

Seeing that the other party stuck out his tongue in pain, while showing a look of remorse, his eyes even flashed with eager tears, and he looked like a weak girl's grievance, I had to cry and laugh to comfort him.

Taking a deep breath, it seems that this time it has finally calmed down.

"Teacher!"

Oh, the standard is clear, not bad, not bad.

"Please accept the black hahaha

I:

Be willing to:

Kira: "

Barr:

The girl who bit her tongue for the third time rushed back to her tent with tears of self-abandonment under the speechless gaze of everyone.

"Brother Arthas, am I sick, why do you suddenly think that Hannah is so cute?"

Ricken was stunned for a moment before muttering to himself.

The other two nodded.

"Congratulations on being in love."

I congratulated the other party expressionlessly.

If the other party is not a rotten girl, this powerful natural attribute can indeed make my house soul burn, but unfortunately this is only if, a qiē cute setting, under the premise of a rotten girl, will become dull.

Forget it, go to sleep, it's best to forget about today's events later, yawned, I left the three big men in a daze, and went straight to the tent.

I had no dreams all night, and early the next morning, I lay up in a daze, feeling a weakness all over my body.

It's not good, yesterday's fierce battle and hangover made my current physical condition make a not very wonderful bone friction sound, and I really should go back to the camp and sleep for three days and three nights.

After getting dressed and freshened up, I was going to ask Ricken and them to return to camp at once.

As soon as the tent was opened, a girl with waist-length beautiful red hair knelt upright in front of the door, raised her head, and showed a touching smile at me with a beautiful face.

"I:

Hannah:

If you ask me what is more pathetic than an otaku fighting a rotten girl, I will not hesitate to answer at this moment when an otaku is worshipped by a rotten girl.

With a hiss, the tent door was reopened.

Forget it, the nightmare doesn't seem to be over yet, and we have to go back to bed and get some sleep.

The net thought so, but the door of the tent was opened very rudely, ah, it seemed that he was completely entangled.

I sighed helplessly, sat down weakly in my chair, and stretched out my hand to the opposite position to sit down.

"That, Sister Hannah"

Looking at Hannah with an excited look on her face, I didn't know how to open my mouth for a while, it's a pity, it's a rotten girl, otherwise it's a petite and cute beautiful girl.

"Teacher, call me" call me

It's only been a night, and you've been beaten back to your original form? I covered my forehead and sighed.

"Call me" and call me "Alius" is fine. ”

Well, that, Aletus

Alius, is she unexpectedly cute, and it doesn't match the identity of the rotten girl. As soon as she said it so hard, I didn't bother to argue about these small issues, and sat up slightly straight, and I looked at each other with a stern expression.

"Actually, I'm not interested in that."

No, it's not just that you're not interested, if it's not for the fear of hitting the other party. Disgusting is the most appropriate modifier.

"Liar!!"

As soon as I finished the first formal interview between the otaku and the rotten girl, tears of grievance filled the other party's eyes.

Well, in fact Hannah's "Ahem, Afrius, it's not surprising that she thinks that way, she can't possibly know that I'm here from another world where the information explodes, and that stuff just accidentally came into contact with some of it."

In her opinion, she who has such "advanced" and "missing" experience must be a person in the same way, which is the most troublesome place.

What should I do?

To make the other party really believe that she is not a base man, it is definitely not something that can be done in a while and a half, no, looking at her current firm gaze, she may never be able to do it.

Anyway, I'm going to go back to the first world after a while, and I won't have much time to contact in the future, so it's better to leave it like this.

"Ahem, Alius, don't interject, listen to me first." After careful consideration. I coughed a few times and began to speak slowly.

"First of all, I want to sue you, whether you believe it or not, I am not the kind of person you think, this is the main premise, so I will not accept you as a student"

Seeing that the other party's blue pupils widened and there was a tendency to blacken, I hurriedly took a turn.

"Still, about this aspect of things. Where I can, I will give you a certain reference and advice, what do you think? ”

Aletus's current psychology is not simply the worship of me, whether it is an otaku or a rotten girl, in fact, they all hope to have a friend with a common topic, a person alone on this rotten girl road, groping for so long, I think she is now subconsciously, for my appearance, the most happy is not because of my "advanced" and "missing * point" experience, just hope to have a friend with a common topic.

By the way, when did I become a psychological emperor? Probably because I'm an otaku.,So for the rotten girl Alius, who is the natural enemy of otaku.,There's a little bit of understanding.,Isn't there a saying that the one who knows himself best is his enemy?

Of course, it's just that the two have no point of intersection.

Sure enough, after hearing me say this, the tears of despair that Alius had wanted to snatch out of his eyes instantly changed into beads of joy.

"Old,,Teacher is like this

Ah, biting my tongue again, this guy biting my tongue again, listening to it so many times, I finally found a little pattern: as long as he speaks more than four words in a row, this guy will definitely bite his tongue.

Is this a cute attribute?

Soon, the first professional life symposium between the otaku and the rotten girl officially began, although it was a one-sided exchange of rotten knowledge by Alius.

Sure enough, it still doesn't work, who will save me.

In order to avoid being eroded by rotten knowledge, I can only grasp the initiative of the topic and try to guide it to an irrelevant place, which is not a difficult thing, Alius is not very fluent in speaking, of course, it is impossible to win over me, and the real purpose of her heart is not to learn those things with herself, but to find a true friend who will not despise her preferences and can understand her like-mindedness.

Although it is a bit too pitiful for Alius to say this, I still have to roar in my heart, let the like-minded hell with it, who is the rotten girl like-minded?!!

"By the way, Alius, when I was in the camp, I heard your brother Hans say that you seem to go out a lot and don't know why you go, and you don't even participate in the exercises, right, what are you doing, can you tell me?"

With a gentle sip of tea, this life interview began in an atmosphere that seemed relaxed and harmonious, but in fact there was an undercurrent surging, although this undercurrent was only caused by me unilaterally.

"Yes" Yes. Shrug can Harry Ha woo! ”

I just reminded you, please use more commas in the future, and look at Alius, who bites his tongue and suffers from pain. I sighed helplessly, but I really have to admit that this flaw is very cute, if the other party is not a rotten girl.

"Alyus, I, of course I am" is going to investigate. ”

It's good to finally know how to use commas well.

"Investigate, investigate what?" As soon as I asked, I regretted it.

As expected, when Alius heard my question, he lifted the notes from his inventory that were stacked more than two meters high.

I don't need her to introduce it, I also know what kind of things are recorded in these notes that exude the smell of "rot".

Seeing Alius looking at me with a look of hope, and the thought of "take a look, you can take a look quickly" was completely written on my face, and I couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva.

It is really self-inflicted, and you cannot live.

"I'm not busy with these first, and I'll look at it later when I have time, yes, yes. Aleus, can you tell me, what is the best subject in your heart? ”

While changing the topic, my mind became active, maybe,

I'm in a hurry today.,Fly point to talk.,Plot.,I'll try to find time to plan these days.,I won't stay here for too long.,I'm sorry.,Because I've been really busy at work lately.,There's no spare time to think about the plot at all.,Let's take care of it.。