35. The war spreads, and the youth tragedy of Watanabe's boy
How hard is life?
The Department of Public Information report came out the next day and was posted on the bulletin board on the first floor of the school.
If Toru Watanabe remembers correctly, this is an interview about the midterm exam, but the content above has nothing to do with the exam.
The first is the title that is impossible to ignore.
"'Super college-level appearance trio'?"
"It's really beautiful!"
"Is there such a good-looking student in our school? Why are they all first-year students? β
In the photo, which accounts for more than half of the report, Toru Watanabe stands in the middle with a smile on his face, and to his left and right, Rin Kiyono and Miki Kujo with their hands on their chests.
The two beautiful girls seemed to be looking at him, and they seemed to be looking at each other.
Actually, it's neither, the photos are secretly filmed and processed, and the Human Observation Department is the only place where the three of them will appear at the same time.
This light novel cover-like sense of dΓ©jΓ vu - the two female protagonists fight to grab the male protagonist, which makes Watanabe Toru very uneasy, and after reading the report, he wants to kill the people in the news department and the literature and art department.
{This is the story of three people whose appearance is at the pinnacle of humanity!} }
{...... The Human Observation Department, which has never been successfully joined, Toru Watanabe's interview declaration is: I like you, I like you all, you both have a relationship with me, and I will definitely make you happy! }
{...... Toru Watanabe was reprimanded, but he was not discouraged: not everyone can do it! Kiyono-san, Kujo-san, you are beautiful, intelligent, hardworking, low-key, and kind, you are simply the representative of the beauty of Tokyo, the goal of my struggle, the beacon of progress, and the ideal of life.
{...... Facing the shy two, Toru Watanabe continued to make his perverted declaration: Except for Kiyono-san, Kujo-san, I have no interest in other human women! You are all my wings! }
{...... "Then use the results to decide everything!" Whoever gets the first place in the grade will be listened to by the Human Observation Department! Kujo-san suggested. }
{...... Rin Kiyono confidently agreed. }
{...... Toru Watanabe, who had bad intentions and successfully entered the ministry, also secretly targeted the first! }
{His future, is the harem?} Or defeated? }
{Who will have the final say in the future of the Human Observation Department?} }
{Ladies and gentlemen, war is coming!} }
{Source: Ministry of Information, Writer: Ministry of Literature and Art}
"Do we still have a Human Observation Department at our school?"
"Don't you know? Founded by the eldest lady of the Kiyono family, it is said that the entry requirements are very strict. β
"Have you been?"
"Nope! Not at all! I'm listening to other people! β
"The first grade is really promiscuous, and I actually use my academic performance to determine my body."
"Hey, you say, if we get the first place, can we also let Rin Kiyono and Mihime Kujo be girlfriends?"
β......β
"Maybe?"
"Definitely!"
"The eldest lady of the Kiyono family and the Kujo family, if you can't speak, it won't count!"
......
"Arts, Arts, and Arts!" Toru Watanabe gritted his teeth.
"It's terrible, Watanabe," Osamu Kunii didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, "You are the development of the male protagonist of the light novel!" β
Keisuke Saito also smiled: "Kunii and I are the friends who are in charge of being funny and providing information next to the hero?" β
Toru Watanabe ignores the two who fell into the well, and carefully studies the glass on the bulletin board to keep out the rain.
Locked!
I don't know if relying on the third place in academic performance, I can destroy the school property with just one scolding.
"Watanabe? You're Toru Watanabe on the news, right? β
"I'm not."
"There can't be a second boy who looks so handsome! You are Toru Watanabe! β
This reasoning was too much for Toru Watanabe to refute, and he really didn't see any boys as handsome as he wasβat least at Kamigawa High School and Shinjuku.
"Watanabe-senpai, is it true that the bet that uses academic performance to decide everything?"
"No, it's a fake ......"
"It's true."
"Oh-" Hearing this cold and pleasant voice, the students gathered in front of the bulletin board let out a loud noise.
Toru Watanabe looked at Rin Kiyono, who was carrying a schoolbag and walked over like a saint.
"What are you doing! This is the revenge of the Ministry of Literature and Art. He said.
"Do you mean you want me to lie?" Rin Kiyono stroked his long hair and turned his gaze to everyone: "As long as the person who wins the first place in this midterm exam, the Human Observation Department will agree to him on any conditions." β
Toru Watanabe hurriedly walked over and pulled her sleeve: "'Any conditions' will not work!" β
"This is a ministerial order." Rin Kiyono looked at Toru Watanabe's hand holding her sleeve and said with a smile, "Watanabe-san, you won't be afraid, will you?" β
Let's step back...... Toru Watanabe thought.
Anyway, I don't have to work now, and it's okay to stay at school every day and participate in club activities.
Just as Toru Watanabe was about to speak, Kujou Miki walked over, her momentum was as awe-inspiring as a queen, and everyone subconsciously quieted down - except for Rin Kiyono, but she didn't want to talk to Kujou Miki.
Kujou Miki looked at the bulletin board and asked Toru Watanabe, "What's going on?" β
Toru Watanabe told the unscrupulous media news department, the revenge and hatred literature and art department, and what Rin Kiyono said just now.
"It's funny." Kujou Mihime smiled like a viper, "I agreed, too. β
It's not saved, these two women are not saved.
"Kiyono-san, when I joined the department, you said I could leave the department at any time, right?" Toru Watanabe opened his mouth to confirm.
Rin Kiyono said, "Ah, are you really scared? β
"What? Watanabe, you're going to quit? Kujou Miki turned her head and asked.
"Yes."
Kujou Miki looked at him coldly: "I don't allow it." β
"To allow, or not to allow, it's my right as a minister, Kujo-san." Rin Kiyono warned in an indifferent tone.
"The position of minister will be mine sooner or later, so there is no need for Kiyono-san to be too nostalgic." Miki Kujo replied unceremoniously.
"I appreciate your arrogance."
"I also admire your blind optimism."
The posture of the two at this time, no, plus Toru Watanabe sandwiched in the middle, is simply a realistic version of the photo on the report.
The two glared at each other, and there was nothing they could do with each other, so they looked at Toru Watanabe at the same time.
"Watanabe-san," Rin Kiyono said with a sneer, "Shouldn't a handsome guy in Tokyo have the confidence to accomplish anything?" β
"I won't allow you to step back, do you hear me?" Kujou Miki ordered.
'What is life?' Toru Watanabe was tempted to ask God that question.
"I know, I know, I promise, any conditions are fine."
Rin Kiyono smiled with satisfaction, Miki Kujo smiled 'as I expected', and Toru Watanabe forced a smile.
As the Ministry of Literature and Art said, the appearance of the three of them stood at the pinnacle of human beings, and the three of them laughed at the same time, and the others were fascinated as if they had been enchanted.
"Anything is fine, is it okay to socialize?"
"Yes." Rin Kiyono said.
"Enter, enter, can you also?"
"Of course." Miki Kujou replied with a smile on her face when she ordered to kill Toru Watanabe several times.
"Wataru, Watanabe-kun, if you get the first place, can you just smile at Miyuki and me in the future?"
β...... No problem. β